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Fascism has a familiar face
Fascism will smile at end of the day.
Frauds from different broads
Douche
Turd
More like albino turds seperated at flushing!
Do they make double wide guillitiones?
Alien brothers. Part of the ruling class
Even when you win, you lose.
What's barried in Neveda stays in Neveda!
Reid and McConell – two cheeks, left and right, of the same ass ;-)
Looney
Nice. This is really hard. I just have that deep kind of loathing for Reid.
Tweedle-dee and tweedle dumb and dumber to.
Banzai yesterday had me lmao.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-11-03/mitch-mcconnell-snowface
Reid: "You're wearing the pink tutu for a week when you lose"
McConnell: "No you're wearing the pink tutu for a week when you lose"
The tribe has been breeding with itself for thousands of years...
To keep their wealth in the family...
Meet the new boss... Same as the old boss...
that is 2 ugly woman....
What makes you think they were BORN ?
From USA Today:
"A barrel of U.S. crude fell as low as $75.84 a barrel today, its lowest price since it closed at $75.40 on Oct. 4, 2011, according to data from the website of the U.S. Energy Information Administration."
Just before the elections last time, too !
And all this time I thought we had all this free market capitalism!
That's called an "Obamabarrel"
Don't throw your vote away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAT_BuJAI70
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlcngdW2Ju4
But,... which one is Kang, and which one is Kodos?
Triplets seperated at birth???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5XPClOckPs
"Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye!"
domestic couples will often begin to resemble one another. just the thought of these two going at it is truly sickening.
sorry to have mentioned it.
Hey Hairy, whada say we duck into that men's room over there and have ourselves a little commitment ceremony?
Bingo. The fucking puppet master needs to be more creative. The fucking puppets are all starting to look the same.
Two more tools from the "Tool shed"
FUCK YOU, TOOLS!
I think they were manufactured... finest quality... superior workmanship. There is a maker's serial number...
Both will be smiling for they both have already won. The competition is not who you think it is.
History will not be kind to these folks - but they couldn't give a flip.
This is a choice?
I choose to think about what Kate Upton is thinking about her titties.
Red/Blue or Blue/Red.
Do you see the difference?
Soooooooo, purple?
Eventually it all goes to black and you are dead.
Thing 1 or Thing 2...both are destructive.
Nothing changes......Although Reid may end up begging not to have his butt kicked.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
"Who will be smiling at the end of the day?"
Their owners.
There is just one owner.....the devil.
The myopic will rule the world.
I am 20/400 uncorrected, I will be king!
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King.
both are vogons
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes...
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." ~ George Orwell
"Compare the faces of little children at play to the old men in Washington DC . The children look like angels by comparison. Unblemished, altogether without calculated hate, almost all children appear as fresh as flowers unfolding. Only later, when viciousness and cunning (placed there by equally hideous adults) poisons the flesh, does a cherub become a gargoyle"
Faces of Truth vs. Faces of LiarsI hate politics. Especially election day. The sheep get to have their say- "Baaah".
Just crash already. Get this shit show over with.
Not long now.Months not years.
Steady as she goes.
Let's do some BLOW bro.
Somebody's mamma gots some 'splaining to do.
The modern day Lannisters
Sorry, who are these fucks?
They are just two of the many dumbfucks to be found in US politics.
How could anyone not have confidence in these guys???!!!
How can anyone have confidence in any of them?
How could any mark not have confidence in these guys ?
FIFY
McCONnell thought bubble: "He's touching my pee-pee!"
Reid's: "There? There?"
Hemorrhoids-with only an asshole keeping them apart.
"Who'll be smiling at the end of the day?"
I'm going to guess both of them....majority or minority, they will both continue to get rich by selling out the public's interests.
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You vote the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You vote the red pill -- you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. "
German Precious Metal Dealers Report Huge Run on Silver Coins | Goldreporter
Nice waddles on those turkeys.
Yeah - who cares?
Choose your poison - slimy liberal liar elites or cowardly Republican liar elites.
I would vote for an anarchist at this point!
Glum and Glummer
Two sides of the same turd.
It doesn't matter because it won't be the American people. They're going to get fucked either way.
Dumber and Dumbest the First
Brothers from the same bulldog - not to insult bulldogs.
Flabby and Flabbier
What kind of disease causes the cheeks to sag below the jaw like that? Also, Turkey neck. Also, the guy on the right is probably blind as a bat.
Dour Power! Butch Flacidly and the Sundance Chin!
Bitter twisted old fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
McConnell looks like he might've been cloned from Jiminy Cricket
Seperated at birth but may they be united in hell.
They Just need to grow a little Mustache under their noses
WARNING! All you gay guys out there, this is what happens with anal sex: Retarded, butt hole babies, in this case, twins!
Who gives a shit? Neither of these fucktards have your best interests in mind! We pin our future hopes and dreams on what career politicians decide is "best" for us, as if we are cattle!
this election isn't going to change anything, America is in a civil war, people are accumulating arms and making lists on all sides but mostly the state, its gonna get ugly quick.
Civil unrest will be in your face soon regardless, we weren't sustainable 20 years ago
Past...hey Ya got a little yeyo there on yer beak.
Reid is a ass wrenching douchebag. Give Rino GOP to make obvious changes. If stalled, we'll hit the banking industry and cut off the DNC /RNC mouthpiece jack offs. House and Senate taxpayer funded lackies.
Internal pre-emption strike will get this country back on track. Two months is your time line. Live it and breath the mission. Taxpayers will not keep you on pay slip. Reverse the mistakes. Earn trust.
Or be taken down like a foaming dog in heat.
Caught by camermen leering through the chain link fence at the local schoolyard...
Snot running down his nose,
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes...
Hey Aqualung!
Hopefully neither will be smiling - Reid will become the minority leader and McConnell will become a 'former' senator!
Obviously it's *s*election day.
http://hostingd.imagecross.com/image-hosting-07/412920141104_110318.jpg
"Did you pay the hookers?"
"No, I thought you did."
"Uh-oh."
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"We gotta hold the Senate. Where can we send Obama to do the most good for the party?"
"Home."
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"How are we doing with that NY Times story?"
"Not good. Nobody believes that Ebola is Obama's nephew."
"Oops, I crapped my pants."
i told you my daddy knew your mother.
my whore is still hotter than your wife!
Doesn't matter who said it
Endeavor to perservere
the guy on the left is better dressed
Ladies and Gentlemen:
The main reason behind our proposal for Term AND Age Limitations in Congress...
The Treason Twins.
An American, not US subject.
Why lie? We both suck.
The people will be smiling, once they hang these retarded pseudo-humans out to dry.
What’s a Mensa Meeting?
Beavis & Butthead at 50.
or 70
"or 70"
Reid: Da country depends on our leadership!
McConnell: "You said Depends...."
In unison: Heh! Heh!!! Heh hehhh!!!
Who won't be smiling at the end of election day?
[photo here]
THE VOTERS
(These two can take the election to the bank no matter who wins.)
Chelsea's 3 dads
Mitch: "Omigod, Harry! It's true! Obama IS a sockpuppet. There's a big armhole in his ass!"
Harry: "You mean you didn't know?"
They flip a coin to see who's gonna glaze the old tonsils tonight.....
Original or extra crusty
FARCE-ISM - The comedic merging of business, the state and idiots