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Let Them Eat Fried Chicken (If They Vote Democrat)

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First Lady Michelle Obama - tireless advocate for healthy eating and exercise - appears to have reached her ethical limit when it comes to 'getting out the vote'. It is no longer enough to offer free phones if the good people of America vote for Obama's Democrat party, now the self-confessed food-Nazi is suggesting fried chicken if people vote Democrat today:

Obama gave her fried chicken blessing during an interview Monday with Roland Martin on News One for Black America (Transcription by Kristinn Taylor)

Martin: So can we, if we go out to the polls, can we say, we have ‘souls to the polls’ on Sunday, can we do ‘soul food after we vote’?

 

Obama: Absolutely, I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote only after - if you haven’t voted…(laughter.)

 

Martin: Just checking!

 

Obama: You make a good point because I am, I do talk about health. But I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken.

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So if you like your fried chicken, you can keep it, as long as you vote Democrat

h/t The Gateway Pundit

 

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Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:27 | 5411299 knukles
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NO.
It's all about self-esteem for the useless.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:29 | 5411305 TeamDepends
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No, she said "fried chicken" not pulled pork.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:06 | 5411485 p00k1e
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Ohama hocks would be 'racist pig'. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:20 | 5411252 mendolover
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I wish I could be in on how fast this one's phone will stop ringing in a couple of years.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:22 | 5411255 Bear
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We haven't seen this since the 1789 clueless comment 'Qu'ils mangent de la brioche' ... Today's Marie Antoinette: 'Let them eat chicken'

Can you imagine Laura Bush saying 'Let them eat chicken'

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:26 | 5411293 greatbeard
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>> Can you imagine Laura Bush saying 'Let them eat chicken'

Or Barbara Bush saying:

What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:26 | 5411302 Bear
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Of course the Obama girls got to Sidwell Friends School and eat:

https://www.sidwell.edu/mobile/index.aspx?v=c&mid=375&t=Lunch%20Menus

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:33 | 5411336 knukles
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Today's menu:

 

November 4, 2014 

Farmer's Market Veggie Soup
Blackened Portobello Salad
Savory Potato Salad
Housemade All Natural Chicken Fingers
Butternut Squash Lasagna
Steamed Garlic Green Beans
Pesto Pasta
Grapes

 

Great link, Bear.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:03 | 5412376 ClowardPiven2016
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I grant them "full permission" to eat from that menu.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:23 | 5411269 Spungo
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They get a pass because they're obviously joking. People need to stop acting stupid when it comes to jokes. Yes the joke is using a racial stereotype to get a laugh. People who don't get it should put a gun in their mouth right now.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:24 | 5411289 Dr. Engali
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Call me crazy, but it might have something to do with the hypocrisy. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:35 | 5411348 knightowl77
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Exactly....the hypocrisy flows like a river with the blue team

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:27 | 5411298 homiegot
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Gun in mouth. That's funny.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:23 | 5411280 Catullus
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I love how they sent her to Maryland before the election. The bluest of blue states.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:23 | 5411281 lasvegaspersona
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The people have no chicken nuggets...'Then let them eat fried chicken'...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:24 | 5411284 Government need...
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Izda fried chickin'an'wawmelon free?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:24 | 5411286 homiegot
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As long as it's fried in lard...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:33 | 5411345 knukles
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Chicken a la Lard Ass

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:30 | 5411311 grunk
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If you vote more than once, a dozen 40's and 2 packs of cigarillos.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:33 | 5411338 p00k1e
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Chicago -

 

Jake: Got any fried chicken?

Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.

Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:27 | 5411593 insanelysane
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Great Blues Brothers quote.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:34 | 5411350 pupdog1
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Don't listen to a self-styled diet expert who sports an ass the size of a county transit bus.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:48 | 5411402 p00k1e
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All the county busses in my area have very thin riders.  The riders are mostly methheads and Heroin abusers.

The Detroit Metro bus system is called “The Heroin Express”. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:37 | 5411367 LFMayor
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Went to the poll booth, this is what they said!

Dem little votahs need Shortnin Bread!

Mammy in the kitchen with a do-rag on her hed

She's got the skillet fixin short nin Bread

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:37 | 5411368 Bunga Bunga
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...and give them enough aspartame to keep them asleep for the next two years.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:41 | 5411381 djcando
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Can't make up shit like this!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:43 | 5411383 yogibear
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When Obama's term is up their moving to California. They only used the south side of Chicago as a stepping-stone.

LOL, Fried Chicken, she's stereo-typing.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:44 | 5411386 Omen IV
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"should be rewarded with some fried chicken."

"reward" is a fitting word for what is going on -  sick system better to say        - payoff -

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:49 | 5411413 p00k1e
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The roads are paved with chicken skin, huh.   

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:44 | 5411387 iamrefreshed
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I thought Wookiees only ate Tauntaun?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:21 | 5411556 Jethro
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Only if served Luke warm

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:44 | 5411388 kchrisc
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For those of us that believe Obama to be a CIA controlled stooge for the neo-cons, his statement is even funnier. He is literally making fun of the sheeple in a manner that a white guy could only dream of.

An American, not US subject.

 

A lot of people still make fun of the ignorance that is "Hope and Change." However, what about the ignorant belief in "Going to Repeal Obamacare." Just as unicorns and rainbows as "Hope and Change."

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:50 | 5411412 Silky Johnson
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So true. Who else can get away with saying that. You neggers can have your favorite treats but only after you vote for our team. Can you imagine Rick Perry saying it? Except he would actually slip up and say, "you neggers".

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:49 | 5411405 crazybob369
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Hey Tiger, looks like Fuzzy was right after all.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:01 | 5411425 Tucson Tom
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http://clashdaily.com/2014/10/life-hurt-democrats-watch-black-men-destroy-crap-laden-liberalism/   There are a few blacks who see this as an outrageous insult and then add adding 9,000,000 illegals to the work force as more of the same.they can`t get traction in getting through to other blacks,the same as I can`t get throught to anyone either.The media,boys,it`s the fucking media!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:48 | 5411944 p00k1e
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A few whites thought the GM bailout was outrageous.  

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:57 | 5411436 FlSapo
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Listen. You diidn`t fry that Chiken!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:58 | 5411441 Otto Zitte
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Sick joke about that chicken burning on the sidewalk.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:01 | 5411467 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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Endeavor to perservere

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:17 | 5411537 YHC-FTSE
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It's not easy to sneak up on an indian.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:15 | 5411529 YHC-FTSE
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I remember seeing the first lady for the first time a couple of years ago below a ZH headline. My initial thought was, 'Hey, I thought James Brown died back in 2006'.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:43 | 5411919 Kinskian
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I remember seeing her muscular arms hanging out of a sleeveless dress and thinking...any man who would fuck her would fuck another man. Turned out to be the case.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:50 | 5411952 Monty Burns
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Yeah, (s)he and Venus Williams are bruddas.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:18 | 5411546 ConManipulation
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Fried chicken?  I say they should all eat & choke on a bag of fried cocks!!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:29 | 5411598 Panic Mode
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So now she uses fried chicken to buy votes. Well, at least we know what type of voters she is trying to appeal to. Anyway, they won't even able to tell what is chicken or not.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:30 | 5411601 insanelysane
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Regardless of which party wins tonight I am sure I won't feel like eating when I hear the elected ones say they have a mandate from the people even though they won with 50.1% of the vote and 28% of registered voters voted.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:30 | 5411605 loregnum
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Amusing that if a white person in politics or white celebrity said that the liberal media would be going off on how racist the person is yet a blackie says it (and a woman at that which means it is even less a problem since our society has been vaginized) and it's no biggie.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:37 | 5411633 the not so migh...
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MOOCHILLE, DON'T EAT THAT FRIED CHICKEN; YOU MIGHT RUIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL FIGURE

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:38 | 5411636 p00k1e
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Chinese manufactured chicken. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:43 | 5411656 thamnosma
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Fried pink slime.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:40 | 5411646 SheepDog-One
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Raycis stereotypes are just fine, when things are looking bad for your phoney baloney job!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:42 | 5411653 thamnosma
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How does that cunt get away with such a statement?  Seriously.  Talk about racist stereotypes.  Then again, the slaves seem to enjoy the status.  Always a good excuse for failure.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:57 | 5411729 Rakshas
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.....COME ON BUDDY...... everybody knew as soon as you walked through the goddamned door you wuz gonna git some chicken....... it's no secret down here that Blacks and Chickens are quite fond of one another.........

......turns out I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken....

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:01 | 5411737 orangegeek
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who gives a shit what it says - barry is a cartoon and moochelle should fuck off and die

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:04 | 5411754 CoastalCowboy
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I did not vote for any Democrats today. I'm not black either. I already have some watermelon in my frig which obviously makes me a racist as I love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm going out to buy some fried chicken for dinner tonight using money I actually earned myself.

Thanks for helping me plan my menu tonight First Wookie!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:19 | 5411806 Otto Zitte
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This isn't about the biggest heist in history.

This isn't about the worst president ever.

This isn't about the spies who have taken over the US government.

This is about racism and antisemitism. And don't you forget it. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:56 | 5411985 bid the soldier...
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'Watch wot you say bout de Herodias o Hyde Park, boy, or I gwine to smack you up side de face.'

 

Seriously, Michelle Obama is the worse thing about her husband's 6 years in office.

When I see a picture of her hissing and baring her fangs, like a hyena mother protecting her cubs from a lion, I'm am almost sorry Lincoln freed the slaves.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:15 | 5412055 Barbarossa296
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Is she buying?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:23 | 5412080 dexter_morgan
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It tis truly amazing.

The democrats have totally recreated the old 'plantation' and now they all love their massas who be given dem free obamaphones and shit and only work dey has to do is vote.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:53 | 5412175 t.taxpayer
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How About a Pink Cadilac! 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:05 | 5412202 Dinero D. Profit
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Some of these posts are pure Cow Pies.  Some are Horse Cuck, and the rest of them are either Donkey Drop or Dog Dooty.

 

I do not believe than any race is inherently superior to another.

 

I do believe we are born to live, we are born to love life, and we are born to fulfill our humanity.

 

I believe this applies to ALL men, women, and children.

 

Now then, if you do not have any humanity, perhaps you need to get some.  Read The Slave Narratives, read The Help, or, read Uncle Tom's Cabin.

 

And then come back and tell me that self-help efforts through democratic means by a racial minority which was subject to slavery and segregation, and is subjecct to legacy racism, is racist.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 22:18 | 5412941 ebear
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You're confusing race with culture.

A lot of people do that.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:12 | 5412224 fibonacci's claus
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IMPEACH BARAK ISIS HUSSEIN EBOLA FRIED CHICHEN OBAMA FOR TREASON !!!

AMNESTY = CIVIL WAR

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:35 | 5412285 morongobill
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Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles-stand by for a VIP visit!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:42 | 5412307 Joe A
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She means pink slime of course.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:44 | 5412312 sbenard
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I just KNEW Michelle Antoinette was racist!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:46 | 5412321 Dingleberry
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The truly sad thing is Blacks will be worse off every election from now and into the future. We know this for 100% certainty, as the trend is now fixed and appears to be permanent.

No other race collectively embraces their slave masters like they do.  They have been conditioned more than any circus animal could ever be. Even Pavlov would be in disbelief watching them go to the polls so dutifully.  For a piece of chicken.

Liberals sure did a number on them.  Promise them everything.....Give them crumbs, just enough to keep them dependent....feed them a hot dog or drumstick every couple of years at election time.....and watch every single ethnic group pass them by while they regress as a whole.

Sad.  Truly sad.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:14 | 5412405 ThisIsBob
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Wait a  minute!  Blacks are doing very well in this country.  Their ancestors here had to work hard all day to get free food and lodging.  Today with just a little paper work they get free food and lodging and don't have to work at all.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:49 | 5412329 grunk
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I'm not voting unless you include collards and biscuits.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:49 | 5412510 discopimp
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Look like I'm late with my $.02, but immediately thoughts "Wow, ZH'ers are going to eat this up!"

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 21:26 | 5412799 cheetahbaby
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Didn't know about the grape soda shit. I knows dat de Obunghole and de Reggie be drinkin' dat Nite Train with a couple pack-a-Kool.....

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 23:03 | 5413094 One Eyed Jack
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Kind of redundant statement no?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 03:57 | 5413651 t.taxpayer
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Fried Chicken, Water Melon, Pink Cadilac, we aint as dum as you think we is...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 21:34 | 5417703 combatsnoopy
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Yup, that's what I heard.  Nazi OBama (ask Victoria Nuland) gets lipo with tax dollars and indulges.  Damm that ghrelin beast.  

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