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This Is Your Portfolio On Volume; This Is Your Portfolio On Drugs

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Don't think and trade...

 

Lower pane is volume relative to average... (a falling average in the last 2 weeks)

 

Chart: Bloomberg

 

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Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:27 | 5412093 DavidC
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Yikes.

DavidC

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:34 | 5412108 Double.Eagle.Gold
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why worry?

 

FED can only keep this up for another 2-3 decades.

Then it's hell to pay!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:40 | 5412127 Bluntly Put
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Ah yes the baby boomer mantra, I'll be dead before this affects me.

lol

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:44 | 5412138 SheepDog-One
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Only in their dreams does it go on for a couple more decades until they drop dead from a stroke in a sand trap at The Villages.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:47 | 5412147 p00k1e
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SD-1.

Couldn’t a person argue this mess started in 1971?  That’s 4.5 decades….  OR would one cite 1913?  That’s 10 decades….  Or was the American Civil War (state’s rights) the start point?  15 decades…. 

 

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:12 | 5412166 SheepDog-One
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'It' Started 14.6 billion years ago at the big bang I guess.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:53 | 5412515 logicalman
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Nah, it was more recent than that.

It started when primates came down from the trees

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:50 | 5412153 FredFlintstone
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STDs run rampant in the Villages I hear. More likely to die from a heart attack during an orgy.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:49 | 5412154 Bryan
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Any questions?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:28 | 5412094 Tsar Pointless
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Bullish. Efficient markets.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:28 | 5412097 Tin Hat Salesman
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I knew I should have bought the dip!

Did I? I can't remember.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:32 | 5412101 UggSmash
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Interesting. Not sure if there is much evidence for this, but suggests to me maybe there is some significant offloading going on. Dump some shares for a few weeks, then let BTFD/buybacks raise the bid for a few weeks -- rinse, repeat. 

So maybe some people with significant shares are trying to get out -- carefully?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:13 | 5412225 SilverIsMoney
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Reminds me of Rollover...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1aQ-XGWors

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:31 | 5412102 buzzsaw99
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it's always a good time to buy bullshit stocks. /s

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:33 | 5412106 astoriajoe
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But ebola, and that's solved now...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:33 | 5412107 Jack Sheet
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Shit a brick!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:34 | 5412114 free_as_in_beer
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The second half is you portfolio on algos and HFT, not drugs.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:39 | 5412128 ZH Snob
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I'll take the drugs.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:49 | 5412151 Groundhog Day
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I never do drugs, but I'm thinking weed might calm my nerves

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:51 | 5412160 Bryan
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Religion is no longer the opiate of the people... it's opium!  lol

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:53 | 5412520 logicalman
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Weed's not a drug, it's health food.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:50 | 5412148 Dr. Richard Head
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Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:13 | 5412228 negative rates
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We We weeeeeeeeeeee!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:52 | 5412165 economessed
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A properly diversified portfolio:  .22, .223, 5.56, .308, 9mm, .40, .45, .50.......

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:01 | 5412193 Dungholio
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On the positive side, gartman went bullish again yesterday.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:23 | 5412249 Fuku Ben
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Suddenly I'm having a craving for fried eggs

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:28 | 5412261 deeply indebted
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Does this mean that if we all stop trading, working, driving, etc. That we'll all be infinitely rich??

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:59 | 5412355 Dre4dwolf
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Only if No Means Yes.

 

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Also from that chart you can only come to the conclusion that all equity in equities is actually negative equity debt, which means that the only way those equities can be valued that high is if SOMEONE OWES A LOT OF MONEY, or if SOMEONE COUNTERFEITED A LOT OF MONEY.

 

Its like your house suddenly owes you money, even though its underwater, and you were allowed to trade the debt your house owes you (the loss you took) as if it was an asset.

 

Is this where derivatives come into play maybe? its getting a little obfuscated..

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:27 | 5412423 Dre4dwolf
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here is food for thought.

Imagine you were a broker, and you were taking shorts on a market.

Imagine everyone was handing you their money (or worst) borrowing from you, to "short" a given stock.

And then

You turn around, take their money, and use it to buy the very "investments" they are betting against (forcing the price of those assets up)

Imagine all trading firms colluded to do this with all the money investors used to short the market, or if their trading platforms were coded to automatically stack the bets one way for the benefit of the firm (and detriment of traders).

You could essentially turn the markets upside down and people would standby in awe watching the impossible market rise against what all fundamentals say should happen.

You have essentially just stolen the money and guaranteed that the people shorting the equities will be squeezed out of their position.

And you endup making money on both sides.

 

Now ask yourself, can you trust your trading institution?

 

Its completely possible for them to do this, since really no order is ever really filled, orders are only reported as filled from the individual broker to the trader, never to any third party agency that double checks.

So for all intents and purposes your short is not only suppressed but your bet is used against you to ensure you fail.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:56 | 5412532 logicalman
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Based on that, you'd do well at GS, but I'm guessing you have a conscience, which would kill your prospects in any banking institution.

 

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