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We are sure the President will be stunned by the loss overnight having not seen it coming but judging by Harry Reid's 'congratulatory' comments to Mitch McConnell that "the message from voters is clear: they want us to work together," which seem disingenuous at best, things won't be easy. Following Mitch McConnell's somewhat aggressive tone, we suspect the President will come out swinging. Of course, The President has his veto pen... and he's not afraid to use it.

 

Is there any way the President can work with Republicans?

 

Live Feed - President Obama is due to speak at 1450ET (plan accordingly)

 

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Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:46 | 5415953 Hippocratic Oaf
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The King wears no clothes

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:47 | 5415961 ejmoosa
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Never has...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:52 | 5415995 Relentless101
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Came to see a reportedly "grown man" cry and pass blame on anyone within a finger points range.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:53 | 5416014 NoDebt
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Prepare to be disappointed.  This will be the most boring, bland, nothing sandwich he's ever served.  And that's saying something.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:11 | 5416132 Ying-Yang
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"The King wears no clothes"

The King's Wookie wears no fur?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:21 | 5416180 COSMOS
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The J Mafia's Uncle Tom will tell us who is in charge lol

The Kings wear tiny ceramic plates on top of their heads

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:53 | 5416731 Chupacabra-322
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No, you War Criminal. We want you.....

Impeached

Arrested

Tried

Convicted

Executed

For Crimes Against Humanity & Crimes Against The American People.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 18:46 | 5416986 OW My Balls
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 "The King wears no clothes"

 

Dammit. His birth certificate was in the pocket of those trousers.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:32 | 5417213 Government need...
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I bet that wookie grows fur better than 99% of varmints.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:14 | 5416138 livefreediefree
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We're in trouble. He's babbling, an possible indication he's off his rocker.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:30 | 5416229 McMolotov
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When he's not hitting the links, he's usually locked in some room in the White House, saying "I'm the prettiest maid at the ball!" over and over and blowing on a New Year's Eve noisemaker.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:48 | 5416335 4 wheel drift
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Prepare to be disappointed.

 

not quite....

 

more lies from the traitor....   just for the record to keep and bring them back when another bozo comes out of the cockroaches hole asking for votes...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:51 | 5415997 Nemo DeNovo
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Well atleast now [maybe] the sheeple will Finally see that there ain't a dimes worth of difference between Rerpugs and Demorats, and then "Maybe" [but not likely] we can have a conversation about ending the Fed Gov, Fed Reserve and any and all other Fed agencies that aren't worth a shit.

 

I can dream right?

 

See y'all after the collapse!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:30 | 5416225 Doubleguns
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I have a similar dream that always ends in the same nighmare. The realization its not gonna happen, uuuggghhhhh!!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 22:11 | 5417878 erkme73
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Picked up my Core-15 AR today.  Extra 30 rounds mags, scope, and all the goodies.  Might need it as a ghetto repellant after they announce Darren Wilson won't be charged for putting down that street ape Brown in Ferguson.  Even if not, once the SHTF with the economy, it will most certainly come in handy.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:55 | 5416017 stant
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Romulus augustus . Fresh from the wood shed

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:57 | 5416040 takeaction
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How about this...Hey OBAMA....FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!  Back to my purchasing.  Good read here explaining Gold and Silver.

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2014/11/04/american-financial-markets-re...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:58 | 5416044 kchrisc
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The king is not naked, but clothed in the finest the Zionist banksters can provide.

An American, not US subject.

 

"Is that a ruby or are you happy to see me?!"

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:05 | 5416092 danepol
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ooooh, an opportunity to show what and anti-semite prick you are!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:06 | 5416093 venturen
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More like the Clothes don't adorn a king! EMPTY SUIT!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:10 | 5416119 Bloppy
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Democrats will NEVER accept defeat under any circumstances, no matter how severe. They'll be back on the attack within days, if not hours.

 

Tackiest political move of 2014? Attaching your campaign signs to those thanking just-deceased mayor:

http://tinyurl.com/mmehhr3

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:00 | 5416406 Everybodys All ...
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Queen of De Nile

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 18:01 | 5416777 Occams_Chainsaw
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Mom Jeans don't count??

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:32 | 5417210 WhackoWarner
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It is a shell game.  Who cares?  Same thing, differnent idiot.  Same puppets,

 

Bread and circus.

 

I cannot believe some of the complete idiots that were elected.  Guy with charges a mile long....This mental defective Gubber?  Mitch McConnel?  Give me a commital order.

 

WTF?  Do you people have any clue, any clue at all?  Any fucking idea of how hated and stupid you look to the rest of the world?  (and like I called Soros a pig...I mean no disrespect to the average working fool in USA)

What the fuck have you done? Again and again and again you allow this crap to go on.

 

Yeah you have the Boomers>  But they we the ones who protested the Vietnam war?  Did they not?  Now they are all on Viagra or have jobs on Wall Street or sell insurance or invest for COMPLETE SELFISH DESIRE.

 

Fuck you all.  All you entitled, lazy idiots who have no time to pay any attention to what you have allowed.  You friggin Yuppie, Hippie hypocrites who sold your ideals.  MAY YOU ALL BE SCREWED BY your own self-involved, narcissistic outlook.

 

Guess it suited the Boomers when things went their way...drugs, music festivals, cheap education, guru worship, protests against the man, and then reality took over.  And it all got sold out.  You sold your souls (if you even had awareness to begin with as opposed to a stylish Afro and LSD).

 

Never seen such a self-indulgent generation,  And now the 60's are rebelling because their PRIVELEDGE IS BEING COMPROMISED.  WTF????

 

YOU sold out.  And some of you generation of entitled psychopaths now are CEO"s....look at the generation of executives on Wall St./FED...This generation wasted itself.  The facade was "change and hope"  (in the 60's)  and became "rape and pillage for my own gain".

 

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 20:06 | 5417362 WhackoWarner
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Oh well fuck you all.  It is within the power of humdreds of millions of people to simply say "ENOUGH".

 

But seems like everyone is grasping an illusion.  No matter how many times it smacks them in the face.  Still have to grasp that selfish grab that screws my neighbour.

 

And cannot be bothered to think.  Friggin stupid and useless waste of space.  BUT Boomers and Yuppettes have absolutely no problem complaining. 

 

Endless complaints and endless charts and endless excuses.   How many excuses actually stand up to complete and utter self-involved greed?  Guess we all will find out.

 

Oh and the encouraging nature that allows these psychopaths?  And the continual decades of "voting" that allowed corporations to function at will?  Cause you know?  It benefited your life after LSD and Woodstock, You could always point to those "parties" and pretend they were commitment.

Shallow, self-indulgent and ignorant generation.  And then spawned the yuppies and then this bubble boy generation of protecting kids from even playing.

 

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:38 | 5417238 drstrangelove73
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The people voted to stop Obama from destroying the country any further.
We voted:
To stop Obamacare
To stop IRS abuse
To stop NSA snooping
To stop raising taxes,individual and corporate
To stop importing illegal aliens
To stop ignoring US immigration law and deport all the freaking illegal aliens here
To stop trying to confiscate the peoples' arms
To stop choking the coal industry and unleash oil and gas exploration
To stop discouraging our friends and encouraging our enemies
To stop ignoring the Constitution and the rule of law
The American people don't love the Republican Party -but they hate what Obama is doing to our country and had the rare opportunity to speak in away their masters cannot ignore and they spoke loudly-
No more...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 21:45 | 5417755 TheRedScourge
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So long as the way the people complain is by deciding to get fucked by the other of the twin shafts of the state for a few years, they will accept their "defeat" graciously.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:53 | 5417299 nuke ISIS now
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Vacancy of the Suit (and cranium?)

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:46 | 5415955 kaiserhoff
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Fuck the Dictator.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:57 | 5416043 angel_of_joy
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If he goes for his stupid amnesty, they should impeach him ! At least we will have some entertainment, while everything goes to hell in a handbasket...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:39 | 5416285 CHX
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You first - he might like it... 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:46 | 5415958 saints51
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No fried chicken for you

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:30 | 5416224 ThroxxOfVron
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Mitch MChiComCokedaddy and the Party Of No! Kentucky fried your Neo-Dem pals but good.

How come D.C. gets to smoke pot and still gets to send militarized powleece to drag Folks off to the Prison Industrial Work Farms to live like Purdue oven coasters?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:48 | 5415959 buzzsaw99
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the best we can hope for is gridlock

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:54 | 5416011 The Sculptor
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Exactly.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:07 | 5416094 NotApplicable
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Sorry, but gridlock has been nullified by "Executive Orders."

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:33 | 5416236 ThroxxOfVron
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Bullshit.  I wish them death and ignomy.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:47 | 5415963 slaughterer
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"Some folks voted Republican..."

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:50 | 5415979 Dr. Engali
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We killed some folks......

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:00 | 5416067 kaiserhoff
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We done tried to Ebola some folks.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:49 | 5415969 foodstampbarry
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Suk it libtards!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:48 | 5415971 Smiley
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President Jarret's sock puppet needs some new material to read; this crap is a bit stale.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:52 | 5415974 Dr. Engali
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"Is there any way the President can work with Republicans?"

 

He has. Do we still have the Patriot act? The NDAA ?  Are there any bankers in jail? Is Guantonamo still open? Are we still bombing brown people across the globe?  It seems to me they are all on the same page.     

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:42 | 5416217 11b40
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Yep, and the first thing McConnell said they could work together on was the new Trans Pacific Trade bill.  #1 gift to the multi-nationals they work for.  Bend over, workers and small business people of America.  This one will be worse than NAFTA.

Then, they can get on to gutting the already meaningless Dodd-Frank bill, and erasing that pesky consumer protection thing.

They can agree on continuing the mess in the ME and screwing with Russia, too, while trying to entangle us in as many conflicts as possible.  Gotta keep the arms merchants happy!

Just about anything that is bad for the general population, they can work together on in harmony.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:50 | 5415978 logicalman
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Lots of puppets on stage today!

You never get to see who's pulling the strings, though.

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:25 | 5416208 logicalman
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I have a little theory....

If you see a face, then that person is not one of the real decision makers.

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:50 | 5415985 Watts_D_Matter
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5 worthless FRN that the Coonmander and chief will be late...you know CPT

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:54 | 5416007 Al Huxley
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Taking that bet would be like betting the sun won't go down, or that the DOW will close red.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:57 | 5416037 gswifty
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Yea, but he's got swagger. Now don't be a nagger. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrUkeYxUF0

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:04 | 5416083 The Sculptor
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Only 7 minutes late. Wow.

Who'd thunk?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:08 | 5416108 NotApplicable
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Wow indeed. That's gotta be a new record.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:23 | 5416197 McMolotov
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He still wants to work in some time at the driving range this afternoon.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:50 | 5415988 Spaulding 3.0
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 - October was the worst month on record for casino revenues in the world's biggest gambling hub Macau as China's pervasive war on corruption, combined with fewer tourists and slowing economic growth, dampen the appetite to wager.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:00 | 5416042 Spaulding 3.0
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ttttttttttttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssss .................BOOM 

 

 

.......... " There’s a dangerous scenario in which the combination of rising US short-term rates and a more volatile RMB (yuan) could lead to a rather large capital outflow from China,” said the report, by Guillermo Mondino and David Lubin. They argue that China's credit boom has become a "function" of external dollar funding, mostly through offshore lending in Hong Kong and Singapore to circumvent internal curbs. It is a powerful side-effect of super-loose policies by the Fed, which the Chinese have been unable to control. If so, this may snap back abruptly as dollar liquidity dries up and fickle money returns to the US.

Bank lending to emerging markets has surged by $1.2 trillion (£720bn) over the last five years to $3.5 trillion. The banks have funded most of these loans from short-term sources, leaving the whole nexus extremely vulnerable as the US prepares to tighten.

Half of this foreign lending is linked to China, where dollar loans have jumped by $620bn since 2009. Roughly 80pc are at maturities of less than one year. The report warned that higher rates might “erode bank’s willingness to roll over their cross-border loans to borrowers in China. " ............ - citi

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:57 | 5416046 Al Huxley
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Isn't the NYSE the worlld's biggest gambling hub?  Or does it no longer count as gambling now that it only moves in one direction?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:09 | 5416103 venturen
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wrong casino....Wall Street did just fine. Printed Yen, Dollars, Euros, Yuan, Pounds keep rolling in! Odds suck at a casino....Goldman and JP Morgan never go a day with making a KILLING! Pension funds to drain, states to filtch, Companies to spin off and remerge, muppets to puppet.....etc

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:50 | 5415989 GaryBusey_thesi...
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What a gong show. If the risks weren't so high, this would be the world's most hilarious reality tv show.

We're so fucked. 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:50 | 5415991 Oro
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Affirmative Action nightmare paused.  I will take it. 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:51 | 5415992 Otto Zitte
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I want them to hang. Makes no difference if they hang together.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:53 | 5416002 Dkizzle49855
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Did he find out about the Blue team getting their ass kicked from the morning papers?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:02 | 5416074 SheepDog-One
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Some folks lost.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:53 | 5416009 gswifty
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Dog and pony show as the plebs applaud.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:53 | 5416015 Otto Zitte
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AIPAC is in charge. Otherwise they'd all be in Gitmo.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:54 | 5416020 FuzzyDunlop21
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Some of my ZH brothers are disappointing me. Dont think that the Republican whores are your friend just because they want to repeal Obamacare. Obamacare was literally designed by Mitt Romney, you know, the 2012 Republican candidate. If Obama was never elected, we still would have had Obamacare, except now it would be called McCain-care or Romney-care, and Republicans would be praising it as a 'pro-business' solution, and Democrats would now be complaining that its a corporate handout. But it would still be the same shit insurance, designed to control you and jerk off some corporate donors simultaneously. This is all 'fire up the crowd' bullshit, dont be mistaken

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:58 | 5416049 saints51
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A lot of us on Zerohedge are way beyond the 2 party system. We also like long walks on the beach.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:55 | 5416022 disabledvet
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"I wish to congratulate my bit...err, my...my!...Mitch!...for a good, well aged...er,

THE MEXICANS WILL BE FREE! THE MEXICANS WILL BE FREE!!!!!!!!

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:56 | 5416023 disabledvet
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"I wish to congratulate my bit...err, my...my!...Mitch!...for a good, well aged...er,

THE MEXICANS WILL BE FREE! THE MEXICANS WILL BE FREE!!!!!!!!

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:55 | 5416027 nobodysfool
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Hussein Oblama will try to talk tough but will have to act conciliatorily behind closed doors in a desperate attempt to stop the landslide of historical judgement of being the 1st (black) & Worst ever Pres of the US. He will have to sign some bills/move some things along or risk being publicly exposed and permanently humiliated for the destructive communist he is. 

Then again (more likely) his narcicism may not let him do anything that could make republicans appear in a good light. 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:04 | 5416086 logicalman
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Maybe ensuring the first black president is a failure is not accidental?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:56 | 5416030 jacship
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Ladys and Gentleman

Close the borders

Clean out the doj

Charge SHIELD

This is America's last chance

Scott Walker 2016

Mr  McConnell meet Harry Reid

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:56 | 5416032 walküre
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Are the Christmas cookies burning or is that a debt ceiling apocalypse and market collapse I'm smelling?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:59 | 5416052 medium giraffe
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So which is it? Janet or Chewbacca?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:59 | 5416054 ebworthen
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No change, and no hope.

More favors for Wall Street, more expensive health insurance, more Executive decrees, more gridlock, more FED shenanigans, fewer jobs, less income, less freedom, more police state, more war, more distractions to prop the Kleptoligarchy.

They will "work together" to fuck the average citizen over more than they already have.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:00 | 5416057 youngman
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He is the anoited one..the new messiah...its hard for him to beg..he orders....or so he thinks ...while he puts himself on a pedistal...

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 15:59 | 5416061 Bell's 2 hearted
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Michelle?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:00 | 5416062 Fuku Ben
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Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Führer

Obola will now implement his scorched America degree. Just to show he's not a poor loser but a complete psychopath he will do his best to take down the country on his lame duck limp out of office

His own version of Hitler's scorched earth decree

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:00 | 5416065 youngman
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aaagh..he just said he was going to work for the people that did not vote....lol...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:08 | 5416105 NoDebt
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No he didn't.  Listen more closely.  He said "I heard those of you who voted..... and for the roughly 2/3 of you who didn't, I hear you, too."

It was a THREAT.  A threat of punishment for not turning out and putting a stop to the Republican advance.  What he said was "I'll remember that, assholes."

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:16 | 5416152 Otto Zitte
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He hears voices. Radio Havana.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:20 | 5416175 Dr. Engali
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My thoughts exactly when I heard that.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:04 | 5416081 Dr. Engali
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He is still repeating that same old propaganda. He has to be so isolated that he actually believes what his aides say when they tell him how great things are going. Either that or he is insane.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:08 | 5416098 Winston Churchill
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Both.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:03 | 5416085 SheepDog-One
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The only thing I'm a bit surpsrised by is the controllers decided to switch a few folks hats around, weird!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:05 | 5416090 ebworthen
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He looks like he got totally baked last night.

There must be a "choom room" in the White House, Men only.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:30 | 5416091 HerrDoktor
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Did this fucker bother to show up ON TIME for the speech!

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:07 | 5416095 Panic Mode
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YES I CAN!!!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:08 | 5416101 Moe Howard
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Is that fried chicken grease on his chin?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:29 | 5416221 Bastiat
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You don't want to know.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:08 | 5416106 john_connor
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Impeachment

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:09 | 5416111 cooperbry
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Yawn, time for a round of golf yet ?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:11 | 5416133 venturen
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Obama is off for some personal fund raising. He is planning to be the first Billionaire President....Moving On Up!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:09 | 5416118 Gold N Glocks
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Hey Obola - Fuck you you half breed muslim darkie bastard.  Get the fuck out of our country and take your transgender ape ho with you!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:14 | 5416145 nobodysfool
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How do you really feel?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:17 | 5416168 Winston Churchill
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Too much reticence, call a spade a spade.

Oh wait...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:10 | 5416120 Yellowhoard
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Barack needs to find the Blue Fairy so he can be a real boy.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:10 | 5416126 ejmoosa
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Same Shit Different Day.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:12 | 5416130 jubber
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two more years of the same fucking shit

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:16 | 5416150 TideFighter
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He has the same Pox as Hitler and Castro. He must hear his voice go on and on. He is truly a bent, narcisstic, boy.   

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:16 | 5416155 Utah_Get_Me_2
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If only I had a bottle of liquor at my desk. I'd take a hit every time he said 'Get stuff done'. I'd get that bottle done I tell you what..

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:18 | 5416160 Panic Mode
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He pisses off people in America, Saudi, Putin, China, Germany, Syria, ISIS, probably even Hilary now with this election outcome...... Way to go bro.  

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:14 | 5416520 Utah_Get_Me_2
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He's been pissing off Hillary for a while..

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:13 | 5416523 Utah_Get_Me_2
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He's been pissing off Hillary for a while..

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:18 | 5416161 medium giraffe
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<--- Folks

<--- Stuff

 

Quick poll.  Based on this speech & answers to press questions, what should the President now focus on?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:33 | 5416246 Dr. Engali
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<-------- golf
<--------- Reggie Love

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 18:47 | 5416994 synopsisTODAY
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<------- arranging for a pardon

<------- changing identity

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:17 | 5416165 Moe Howard
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Obamao says the minimum wage hike will help out the middle class. I think he has confused the middle class with the homeless.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:29 | 5416228 logicalman
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In the process of becoming one and the same.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:06 | 5416465 ClowardPiven2016
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It might since so many 25+ year olds (many with college degrees to go along with their minimum wage pay) still live at home. If they get the big raise maybe they can kick in a few bucks for the cable bill and start paying their own cell phone bill so they are less of a burden on their middle class parents.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:18 | 5416169 DrData02
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Just signed up for Spanish lessons.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:59 | 5416402 ClowardPiven2016
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and chinese

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:16 | 5416535 CHX
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Mandarin for breakfast...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:19 | 5416176 livefreediefree
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He's babbling. He's actually babbling. Did he stumble through the WH last night, mumbling to himself?

Boys and girls, we may now have an unhinged Prez.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:21 | 5416192 Winston Churchill
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He never had a pintail to start with.Just gudgeon.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:19 | 5416183 nobodysfool
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First order of business for New Congress = IMPEACH this inexperienced socialist clown! 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:22 | 5416193 DeadFinks
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He's fucking crazy. Like mentally ill crazy.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:22 | 5416194 SharkBit
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More folks this, folks that, excuses, bla, bla, bla.  Give it a rest.  No Hope and Blame.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:30 | 5416226 Ariadne
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sayan Obama

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:50 | 5416235 TomGa
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What a delusional narcissistic prick.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:36 | 5416261 Lostinfortwalton
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Now can we find out who he wants to replace Eric Holder. My bet is.......Janet Napolitano!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:57 | 5416383 Utah_Get_Me_2
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No she's already the Shadow Governor of FEMA Region IX

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:45 | 5416317 Wicked Old People
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All I hear is I'm the Executive whose role it is is to fufill the wishes of my deep state masters. Everybody hates me but I'm the man still, and it's my job to roll up mom, pop, and kids for the NWO. 

I think he said something about engaging and giving a reach around to Mitch McConnell.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:08 | 5416338 ClowardPiven2016
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Let me be perfectly clear....my number one goal is to cooperate with the republicans, provided they can agree that I know what's best for america, like more government infastructure spending, raising the minimum wage, you know...democratic ideas that somehow we couldn't get done when we had contolled the senate.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:54 | 5416358 djcando
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Depose the Emperor!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:56 | 5416376 tongue.stan
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He looks and talks more and more like an old woman. 

And those ears! He's a ridiculous caricature of himself.

And did I just see his tongue flick like a snake.

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:02 | 5416390 Toyota echo
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<-----------Impeach

<-----------Arrest for Treason

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:59 | 5416391 Toyota echo
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1

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 16:58 | 5416400 Eagle Keeper
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"we had this incredible privelege" and we fucked it up

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:01 | 5416411 tongue.stan
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Rejected! Lame Duck! 

He's gonna sqeeze every last bit of  life outta you suckas! 

Busy busy beaver, y'all.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:07 | 5416468 thedrickster
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the cognitive dissonance is remarkable:

1.) Lament a letter from a young person who cannot pay their student loan bills

2.) Celebrate sending a kid to college who could not afford it

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:16 | 5416531 Lostinfortwalton
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No problem; when the kid finally defaults on his $50,000 A YEAR tuition bill for Sarah Lawrence to study LBGTQ the taxpayer will pick up the tab. The 'right thing to do' is to let the graduate off without penalty and tap the taxpayer sooner.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:10 | 5416487 alfred b.
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     Vomit from spewer in chief

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:11 | 5416499 ebworthen
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MELTDOWN!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:11 | 5416507 MickV
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Obama and every member of Congress knows that Obama is Usurping the Presidency, since he was born British of a British subject father, and can never be a natural born Citizen, which is a CONDITITION of BIRTH (thus the term of art). They all protect the treason that has been committed. What is the penalty?

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:45 | 5416702 robnume
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President Obombya better explain why he interupted my soap!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 17:59 | 5416760 MrButtoMcFarty
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This fucker hates America.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 18:29 | 5416914 Last of the Mid...
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He is deranged.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 18:50 | 5417003 Fix It Again Timmy
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Tiptoeing around the edges of insanity looking for a way to barge in....This is scary!...

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:08 | 5417076 logicalman
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I actually clicked on the feed - 10 seconds was all I could cope with.

He didn't even look like he was convincing himself!

 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:20 | 5417135 So It Goes
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:45 | 5417266 BeetleBailey
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+1,000 So.....excellent find!

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:31 | 5417215 apu123
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Obama's response to getting his parties ass kicked in the mid-terms reminds me of Derek Zoolander's response when Hansel wins "Male Model of the Year"  A delusional loser who has not registered the fact that he has lost.  The MSM, the DNC and the regime seem to be having problems reconciling the fact that other than the White House, which on paper cannot fund or pass laws, they now have nothing.  Not that the GOP is much different from the Dems, but they are going to be wearing the Kubuki mask now.

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 19:40 | 5417244 BeetleBailey
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Fuck whatever Barack Fuckbama says.....

seriously....fuck him

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 20:41 | 5417488 Chuck Knoblauch
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What happened to Mussolini?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 20:54 | 5417535 Last of the Mid...
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On TV Boehner did the "I'm not gonna blow you anymore" dance as far away from him as he could. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. This is a whole civilization that lives and subsists on our labors with no clue about how things really are in the US. They just read from prepared speeches. Orange man hadn't even learned his speech properly today before he began to recite it.  Extinction is the best thing that could happen to all of them. 

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 20:57 | 5417557 Playtime's Over
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Affirmative action figure prez.  Onward, forward marxist soldiers.........the meltdown is just getting juicy.  Let the mighty surmount tithe constitution professor..

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 21:55 | 5417796 SmittyinLA
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Who is in charge?   Who was typing the script into the teleprompter?

Seriously he kept looking at his teleprompter like a punk cheating in a high school math test that smoked pot partied over the weekend and didn't study.

.....waiting for somebody to tell him what to say.

 

Dude, we saw you looking at the teleprompter, dont pretend your were ad-libbing, we know a stooge puppet when we see one.

WHO IS IN CHARGE?

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