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Dats waycist
It's only true.
You could be arrested if you lived in Oregon and drew that cartoon...
As a stanch liberal, I believe this is a great opportunity for our Dear President Obama to declare Marshall Law, arrest every political opponent (and citizens who don't like him) and declare himself the King of the United States of America.
Because King Obama.
Are you referring to some law related to the traitor George C. Marshall of Marshall Plan infamy? Or martial law?
I also noticed that, Uchtdorf, because I used to often make that spelling mistake too: Marshall instead of Martial, I guess because they sound the same, and "marshall" has some possible military connotations?
Connotations? The president's flags are trimmed with gold feathery braid.
Look it up.
Uchtdorf,
FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST!
Martial Law is racism slur in referencing of slant eye asian regime of self defensive.
Karate is a human right!
I feel sorry for the DUCK !
poor, sad, little treasonous, Marxist...things just not going your way lately other than the continued destruction of America?
awwwww....it's too bad that sociopaths feel nothing inside. A normal person may have already suicided themselves by now. But not this psychopath. Nuh uh....every day is a new day and more lies to tell the world in the twisted, fucked up mind of him and people like him. Time for a new scheme, and new subliminal, socialist, power-slogan, or just keep using the ever popular racist attacks against everybody else. Double-down on the tactics...that's what these sick fucks do. Killing millions of people not quite working out? Fuck it...kill millions more...it'll eventually work out once everyone else is dead, right?
Thanks for pointing that out, knukles.
I looked it up, the flag trimmed with gold feathery braid is purely ornimental, it has no other meaning other than it is asthetically pleasing.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I shit you not people... It only gets WORSE from here... I actually saw this bumber sticker on a car today...
https://act.myngp.com/Uploads/332/images/bumper%20sticker%206_20_13.png
Yes, the Progressive moonbats out here are drooling at their opportunities to replace Obie with somebody with a bit more courage and fortitude. That being Hillbillary. And telling lies, like you can't believe. Well, not lies. Thats' unfair. Just delusional. Like it's still all Bush's fault, they face an unresponsive Congress, yadda yadda yadda.
He is God and is being thwarted by Republicans.
As if shit's gonna be any different.
He's got a pen
To sign executive orders
That must be overridden with a 2/3 majority
Which ain't gonna happen.
So now he has his excuse to act like a King
Does Impeachment require 51 or 60 votes ?
The Senate can always change that rule. Sauce for the mallard, is sauce for the
A Bill of Impeachment, to be passed by the House of Representatives, requires 51 votes.
Conviction in the Senate requires 67 votes.
Clinton survived only because 2/3 of the Senate failed to convict him.
Assasination then,and/or coup d'etat.
Otherwise there will be a civil war.
.......Obola is way ahead on that one..... J-Off Biden is his assassination shield well that and an admirable level of stupidity
Yeah, ready to tar and feather that old bat!
that will be THE bumper sticker to have in the GLBT crowd .
$10 says the car was piloted by a lesbian or a man who wishes he was a lesbian.
I seriously had to rubberneck to see what kind of TWAT would have a sticker like that.
FWIW, it was a blonde 40-50ish looking hag talking on a cellphone & clearly more interested in the conversation than her driving. [She was either a lesbo, or just a run of the mill dimwit]. I'm not making this shit up.
Someone needs to copy that bumpersticker and add, "To jump off a cliff." or something along those lines.
OW My Balls:
Bumper stickers are quite cheap to make. You should make some of your own.
Don't print them out on your own printer. Those ones fade in the sun way too quickly. Get them professionally done and they'll last forever. You just got to think of a good slogan and decide whether you want to put the stickers on your own car or on someone else's car.
"I'm a Moron and I Vote" ???
"Go Team Magenta" ? (Probably a little too subtle)
"Vote For Whoever Is NOT In" ?
"I'm an Anarchist and I Vote" ???
"I live in a Tent and I Vote" ?
"DEBT is NOT Affordable"
"Ponzi is NOT Wealth"
"Still waiting for the Trickle Down to Trickle Down ... In the mean time I'm being Trickled On ..."
"BulLShit"
I'm sure we can think of some more.
......any chance this bumper sticker was on a Garbage truck or Honey Dipper truck??
Yeah "stanch" is a good term for a libturd.
Cause it means to stop blood flow like Obolacare is doing to millions of people dying from it.
However I think "stench" is a better word for libtards now that they're all rotting away like Hillary.
Martial Dillon
Marshall Gilligan
Marital Daliance!
I am not a native English speaker and learned English as my second language - and I have to tell you that you may need to go back to school to learn proper spelling. It´s staunch - not stanch and it´s martial not marshall.
Do you live in Chicago ?
Conjugation,past tense.
Who cares, now pot is legal in Oregon
"You could be arrested if you lived in Oregon and drew that cartoon..."
Well, isn't that just... Ducky.
p.s. Even though they're otherwise Exceptional, most 'Merican "Folks" probably don't know that the Ducks are the mascot of the U of O highly successful college football team. Go Ducks!
Cartoon is complete BS.....All his fans are white
True. Even the brutha Michael Jordan took a piece out of him.
" He's a shitty golfer " !!
http://www.tmz.com/2014/11/05/president-obama-fires-back-at-michael-jordan-golf/
Jordan is right. Obozo is a complete hack. How many flaming homos are good golfers?
Nice titties on the broad in the red dress.
That's Chewbacca, & those are a coupla pieces of fried chicken that she stuffed down her dress from the buffet table
"Nice titties?"
now I know why your Johnson is silky.
Let us be honest; Obama can hit a golf ball. Where he actually hits that ball is open for discussion. It does appear that he needs to be able to walk on water to play his next shot.
Look closer... they are giving him the finger...
I wouldn't dare give any DC asshat the finger. They'll take it away and charge us for it.
The nwo really did good this time, putting obola in office. At least bushie tried hard to fake being real.
Clinton was better. He got BJ's in between gigs.
Papa bush thought there would be more to it. But cashed in real good.
Reagan? Had it, forgot it, had it, thought about it, forgot again.
Carter? The job was way past the peanut farm. But billy beer was pretty cool.
Ford? Played football at asshole UMich and it showed what happens to those who bash with leather helmets.
Nixon. The true presidenta. Mean spirited, crass, and the real asshole representation of the potus.
SO.. who's next. Disco duck? But a rebirth of disco might be cool.
dup
No, that's supposed to be O'bola. Ray Ciss is a white guy.
I know he was thought to be able to walk on water, but when did he actually do it? I missed that moment.
Right after he killed Bin Laden with his bare hands.
The magic part was killing him for the second time ten years post mortem.
Truly a miracle.
Not true. Yahoo had an article today about the Navy seal that killed him in the raid. I posted a comment about him dying of kidney disease in late 2001 and I was called a bunch of mean things. So I guess I must be crazy
No Mr. Pink. You're absolutely NOT crazy. You're awake & a realist. They, however, are PsyOp'd, Propagandized & Mind Controlled.
Ask your critics, how come there was no dialysis machine found in the Abottabad
compound ?
Osama was cured, another miracle.Time the pope cannonized him.
Rubber ducky your the one,,,,
You make bath time lots of fun.
He can stick that duck up his ass!
fucker!
Oh mine. Great photoshop. BTW, it would be funnier if you put the Putin face.
Good suggestion. But it will push the meaning into a different angle.
Shouldn't make fun of ducks, cruelty to animals
Ducks are the typhoid Marys of seasonal flu. Immune carriers, mutation vessels, and spreaders. This is one of those situations where extermination to extinction briefly crosses the mind and is dismissed because of the law of unintended consequences.
They taste good and are fun to hunt.
plus, they rhyme with FUCK!
A father, in a rural area where barter is still used, decides that it's time for his son to become a man. They're cash poor, but on the farm, they have something that will be accepted, so the father gives his son a duck, and sends him off to the whore house. The son horse trades (or duck trades) and picks out a woman. After they're done and the prostitute has the duck, she tells the boy, "that was really good, I'll give your duck back if we can do it again." Of course, the boy agrees. After he is done, he gets dressed, scoops his duck up under his arm and walks outside. Once outside, the duck slips from his grasp only to get run over by a wagon. The wagon driver stops, apologizes and, feeling bad, gives the boy, now a man, a dollar for killing his duck. When the boy gets back home, his father asks him how it went. The boy replied:
"GREAT! I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked up duck!"
Mid-terms ain't what they're quacked up to be.
Obozo the ass-clown has 26 months to go. You can bet your ass he is going to be using the hell out of his pen.
He doesn't give a shit and will fuck up as much as he can on the way out. Screw the election outcome, makes no difference to him.
That plus weepy Bonner & company are chicken shit.
You can't fix stupid but we will have to pay for it!
Yes, it would be a mistake to dismiss the threat. Things like Operation Chokepoint were run purely from executive branch regulators with no enabling law, so POTUS is no stranger to abusing the power he already has. The amnesty situation could easily be used to blow up the country -- just declare that anyone in the US on a future date gets amnesty and benefits, and there'll be a wall of immigration that could only be stopped by the military.
The question is how far they push and how fast. O has nothing to lose now.
The Military stopping anything? LOL!
And the sooner he enacts those EOs the greater the chance of them sticking when he's gone. One thing to order something, another thing to be well down the implementation path with it inside the various agencies.
An EO put in place now, for instance, would be a lot tougher to turn around than one he signs 3 months before leaving office (IF he leaves office).
I predict a flurry of EOs out of him the next 6 months.
scorched earth policy in effect for sure....what an egotistical fag....no offense to fags, or cigarette's
or sticks
I doubt, Repub or Dem both use same driver for Obombo .
He is a delusional fool stuck in a freudian id phase.
He's a traitor, a spy and a genocidal megalomaniac. He and his controllers must be stopped.
Obama betrayed his base. His base has spoken. They want to put a cap in his ass. Get in line.
No more Harvard moles, m'k?
Ahh, Obama. How is your porn star mom doing, your tranny nanny? How the hell did you get to be president? Still a mystery. Just like your Birth Cert. http://youtu.be/z6Ngv16UQAA
Duck em I say.....
He floats, he's a witch!
And if he sinks, he's Satan.
Despite the delusions of his adoring followers, he couldn't walk on water if it were frozen.
Very small rocks.
Let's all flame the teleprompter in chief as if it makes a damn bit of difference!
He' still walks on water, in his own mind. In my mind, he drowned a long time ago
maybe he nailed Beyonce?
Or maybe he took it from Jay Z.
On the church billboard:
Morning Sermon - Jesus Walks on Water
Afternoon Sermon - Searching for Jesus
You gotta feel (or do you...?), for the condescending White dupes who voted for this guy because they were all about themselves in an orgasm of 'raising up' a Black man to the highest office, only to have their 'dreams' dashed upon the rocks of reality where it was always known what would happen with a Black leader, just as it has in every single major metropolitan area that has one as mayor... They govern just like their 'brothers' do in Africa, with similar results. And if reality is 'rayciss', then so be it.
From "Zero" to "less than Zero" in 24 hours.
More like from Champ to Chump.
where is the damn golf club?
Thats what the genius is using to paddle his wubba duckee.
Guess this War Criminal, Treasonist is caught in one of those water traps at the Golf Course.
Send him to play golf here in Florida. Our water traps come equipped with gators.
The ZH glitching and only showing the two most recent stories for anyone else?
Yes, but I'm stuck with IE right now, might not be an issue with other browsers.
Here at NSA HQ, we get extra large screens and state-of-the-art vid cards. It's good for spying, and great for watching porn. My job is to keep track of a number of the ZH posters. Man, you guys have some nassty photos stored on your computers. I'm going to have to refer a number of you over to the IRS for an extra special audit.
Oh jeez...AGAIN?
RT glitching too.
Of course, Republicans said they will -
Balance the budget.
Reform EBT
Repeal Obamacare
Flip the Supreme Court decision on abortion
What else?
Whirled peas is on the menu, for sure!
I wandered lonely as a Clown
The chips were stacked upon this crown
Golf's all that's left
and my daily saunter
But i'll never forget my one true friend
THE TELEPROMPTER.
The only human beans who can function at all in that job are Actors.
Clinton and Reagan put on the best performances, one is a multiple lying, impeached rapist in real life, and the other was demented.
I have no sympathy for these megalomaniacs who think they have the answers to running a monstrosity of a country cobbled to together by a bunch of white protestants with somewhat good intentions but who failed to see the unworkability of the grand enterprise in 1861, ramming a union down the throats of millions who did not want it.
Fuck him and all the others whose diseased egos outmatch their abilities, talents and personalities.
Ah yes, human beans. That explains all the gas...
Nothing will really Chang but it was nice watching the ass launcher at work tues
wtf! whore for 6 years, rest for two. retire at 48 as the former leader of the free world.....its good to be king.
Cheaper & safer to whack him. His chosenite masters are really cheap too, and religiously racist, and coincidentally, looking for an NWO size scapegoat... it sucks to be him.
They really, really don't like blacks either.
My very liberal NY jewish clients are the worst.
Add to that, nobody is going to miss him.
I think Obama was told at the get-go what areas he wasn't allowed to mess with. Most of all, he wasn't to meddle with the financial masters of the universe that took our nation to the edge of the abyss and snickered as they pushed it over.
He asked his backers,"What about health care reform?" and was told, okay, as long as you don't try to create a single payer system.
He was also told to turn a blind eye to illegalities (like torturing some folks) that the Bush administration had committed.
After hearing all that, he went ahead and made the deal with the devil. He wanted to be President, and told himself he could make meaningful reforms, even if they were not the obvious necessary ones.
But when you're dying of cancer (or from internal parasites!) the last thing you want is a doctor who spends all his efforts on your ingrown hairs.
A real statesman would have put his life on the line and done what needed to be done to restore the rule of law in this country. He didn't, and in my view he not only forfeited the approval of future historians but also sealed the death warrant on this country.
Yes, unirealist, that is the "realistic" way that I regard that kind of cartoon situation too. Of course, that cartoon is as much a comment on the political idiocy of the American people, as it is about Obama. There is quite an "irony" when governments are basically military organizations, and the President is supposed to be the "Commander in Chief," BUT the shadow government that put Obama in place as their puppet could more readily assassinate Obama, to a greater degree than Obama could ever be able to arrest and execute them.
It is hard to believe that America has had a real Commander in Chief in charge for more than a hundred years. In my view, at least since the assassination of JFK was successfully covered up, there has been a runway situation where the Presidents were political puppets, because the death control powers had successfully become covert, to a degree that there is now no longer anyone in control.
The imposition of democidal martial law in the USA would not really have the figureheads of the American government in charge of that. The currently established systems have had their control covertly captured by hidden layers of organized crime so much, for so long, that the public powers of governments have already been mostly privatized. The public money power has been about 99% privatized, while the public murder power appears to have been about 75% privatized. Therefore, it is hard to say what powers a President really has anymore, other than being a political puppet for hidden, obscure, shadow governments, run by layer after layer of organized crime, which I do not think even understands or knows itself anymore, but rather has become runaway criminal insanities.
Obama is merely the current figurehead of system of legalized lies, backed by legalized violence. The most recent elections were examples of ways that under stress people tend to regress. The American public generally believes in absurd bullshit. Obama was an excellent professional liar and immaculate hypocrites, to serve as a political puppet for the international banksters, and whatever other levels of shadow governments are actually controlling things.
More and more Americans appear to have been waking up to the degree to which Obama was nothing more than a professional liar and hypocrite. However, the overall REALITY of the American Federal Government is that it is effectively controlled by bribery, intimidation and assassination of political puppets, that are voted for by enough of the masses of muppets, who were scientifically brainwashed to believe in bullshit, for generation after generation.
Due to the inherent nature of how governments are ACTUALLY the biggest form of organized crime, controlled by the best organized gangs of criminals, who operate through almost infinite tunnels of deceptions, where the lies are different at every layer, it is practically impossible to discover what is truly happening. Indeed, I now believe that those systems have spun out of human control, because there is no longer anyone who fully comprehends how the systems of legalized lies, backed by legalized violence, have effectively privatized the public powers over money and murder. The only thing which is clear is that the American Money is based on the maximum possible frauds, while the American Military is based on the maximum possible deceits.
Overall, the government of the USA has become based on the maximum possible frauds and deceits, which systems have become runaway criminal insanities, which are automatically getting worse, faster, at an exponential rate. If there is another President after Obama, he or she will have to be worse than all previous Presidents, the same as Obama became worse than all previous Presidents before him combined, in order to keep the established social pyramid systems going ...
Anyone who thinks that those problems could actually be resolved better is indulging in irrational hope, and deliberately ignoring the deeper nature of those problems, that human civilizations are manifestations of general energy systems, where civilizations are controlled by their most labile components, which flow along their path of least resistance, which means that civilizations are actually controlled by the people who are the best at being dishonest, and backing that up with destruction, which drives civilizations to follow the path of least morality.
Since the vast majority of the American people have been almost totally brainwashed to believe in various (different) systems of false fundamental dichotomies, and related impossible ideals, their politicians have had a cake walk being professional liars and immaculate hypocrites. Obama was one of those, who mostly had a free ride to do what he did ... There are no good reasons to believe things could get any better, because there are no grounds to believe that enough human beings will change the ways that they think about politics enough to better understand their own situations.
In theory, we should go through a series of intellectual scientific revolutions in the basic philosophy of science, which would then apply to political science, in order that we would have better ways to cope with the basic realities that governments are necessarily the biggest forms of organized crime, controlled by the best organized gangs of criminals. The only things which are possible are the development of different dynamic equilibria between the different systems of organized lies operating robberies. However, the actual history has enabled those who were the best at doing that to become so socially dominant that they do not have to publicly admit those basic facts, but rather can continue to promote the same old-fashioned bullshit, concealing the deeper layers of social facts.
When Boris Yeltsin brought the docile looking Putin to the Jewish Russian oligarchs as his replacement they accepted Putin as his malleable replacement. Boy were they wrong. The lesson for Israel from this is to get nice jewish boys like Rahm Emmanuel to plumb the depths of their prospective puppets before installing them, look what a wonderful success they had with Obama. I know they have thoroughly vetted Shitlery but since democrats are out of favor at the moment they should also start vetting and pumping up a proper republican candidate, but I feel quite sure they are on the ball already.
Ridin a fried chicken?
All he ever was, and has ever been, and will be in the future is a community orangizer who doesn't know shit. Only his carefully crafted image walked on water; remember the "oceans have begun to recede, the planet is healing" bullshit from '08? Unfortunately for the sheeple of the U.S. of Detroit, he believes all of his own BS.
www.traderzoo.mobi
The status of the particular front man currently in place means absolutely nothing. For those actually running the show, nothing has changed nor will change as long as the plebes are getting a sufficient daily dose of games and circuses, on credit of course:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oNfVQ-7M-VQ/THFTY65XDgI/AAAAAAAAAP4/ohnlB1ZUoX...
Consider the experience and knowledge that Eisenhower had before becoming president.
Now consider the mainly hidden, sanatized, and falsified background of BHO, the ghetto organizer.
Future generations and historians won't even be able to grasp how we fucked up this badly.
The objective is to completely use up the "president" by his 6th year in office...and have the next "savior" waiting in the wings...
Endeavor to persevere........
I don't care much for Hoosiers, and treading lightly's not my way.