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Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:41 | 5423934 screw face
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MOAR chart Porn....bitchez

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:47 | 5423958 Boris Alatovkrap
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As car is hurtle over cliff, load is uncoupling.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:50 | 5423985 Pooper Popper
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Boris where the hell have you been???

Hookers and vodka huh?        -lucky bastard!

I hope you brought enough for the whole club!

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:50 | 5423986 AlphaDawg
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If yield goes down, people accomodate a higher P/E ratio, driving up stocks

so whats the point?

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:21 | 5424115 Headbanger
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The point is

Comb your hair differently and nobody will notice it..

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:24 | 5424131 Eyeroller
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Yellen with a comb-over.  LOL

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 14:57 | 5424542 KnuckleDragger-X
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And a toothbrush moustache....

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 14:07 | 5424307 SoDamnMad
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Boris, if the ruble's fall is hitting you (and that's why you haven't been blogging) I can lend you a couple thousand.  (Just keep me in gas this winter)

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 16:38 | 5424977 Urban Roman
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Boris has stepped away from the terminal, but I may be able to answer for him.

Gas is go up. Pay last year bill and Boris got you covered.

With proviso your home not in subterranean copper resource recovery program.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 16:03 | 5424853 PontifexMaximus
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Good to see u again!

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:48 | 5423965 Pooper Popper
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Time to buy more toilet paper and beans!!

 

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:22 | 5424119 Headbanger
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Must be Friday

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:49 | 5423981 fauxhammer
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At this make, what point does it difference?

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:44 | 5423945 NoDebt
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It means buy more stawks.  They've been telling you that for the last 5 years.  Seems some are too dense to get it, so they're turning up the volume.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:49 | 5423975 bbq on whitehou...
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Spending labor coupons for magic beans has always been a tough sell for those who labor.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:48 | 5423978 101 years and c...
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it means autopilot has been turned on.  stocks will close blissfully green because:

-its friday

-its all the central printers have

-to keep the sheeple with their heads in the sand.

btw, did ebola just give up and wipe itself out?????`

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:12 | 5424086 Winston Churchill
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There is no ebola is the message.

They will carry on saying that even when bodies line the streets.

Read your modern history to see how govts behave in this situation.

Now they can clamp down on social meadia, and are.Posts on ebola on FB are being

deleted.

The flu this year will have a very high mortality rate, I'm sure.

Fever, cough , bleeding anus, and all the normal flu symptoms.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:56 | 5424247 boogerbently
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Ebola outlived it's usefulness.

The election is over.

They are still trying to pass a billion$$$$ bill to "fight" ebola.....

I wonder where that $$$ will go ?

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 14:05 | 5424297 Winston Churchill
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We just don't know because they lie about everything.

I hope you're right, but I'm planning on you being wrong.

Good excercise, for whatever else comes down The Road.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:06 | 5424064 madcows
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I just moved 50% out of stawks and back into money.  I caught the 10% drop & moonshot just right.  Now i'll just sit tight and wait for another Old Yellen comment to take it back down for another buying opportunity, and subsuquent Bulltard seilling opportunity.  it's like magic.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:38 | 5424182 Bemused Observer
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Go ahead, crank that volume. Take it all the way to "eleven"...make it "one louder"...
I still can't hear you...La la la la!...STILL can't hear you! La la la la!

I will never put my money into that "Accident-waiting-to-happen" market...And I will never work on payroll again, so no more taxes from my paychecks.

I'll pay what I must, unless I can get out of it somehow. But not a penny more. I will KEEP what I make, and continue to convert excess fiat into REAL money.

Have fun...knock yourselves out...

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:44 | 5423948 Tsar Pointless
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Yes, since March 2009, this is normal.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:45 | 5423953 Bryan
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I don't even remember any moar what the markets previously known as 'normal' used to look like.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:57 | 5424025 Alea Iactaest
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Also normal: APMEX has sold out of its (limited) supply of 1,000oz silver.

And GLD getting drained of physical (currently 732.83 tonnes).

And COMEX reporting physical gold leaving warehouses.

And Gofo rates moving negative.

And US Mint suspends silver coin sales.

And December silver will bring down the system if the OI stands for delivery (so, therefore, it won't. But still...)

Yep, everything is fine.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:04 | 5424061 bbq on whitehou...
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As long as the banks can sell short positions on silver, they will sell short positions on silver. The more silver that is baught the bigger the need for short positions to hedge, thats incentive enough to lie, cheat, and steal to get those short positions sold.
So sell they will, untill those banks run out of short positions to sell, but that would mean mines would have to run out of future silver to sell to banks. Will this all happen by December? dont hold your breath.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:29 | 5424144 Bemused Observer
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I'm glad someone else is noticing this...I've seen many posts saying "There's plenty", but I've seen an awful lot of "Temporarily out of stock" on several of those sites.
I don't buy from these sources, but I found it interesting that 'supply' doesn't seem to jibe with what prices are doing.
I'll continue to buy what I can, when I can, because just about every alarm is going off in my mind.
Something is not right with this picture.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:47 | 5424214 MedTechEntrepreneur
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delete

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:46 | 5424216 MedTechEntrepreneur
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By all this artificial down pricing of PM's follwed by sell outs of physical, they are going to create a black market in the former USA for PM's.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:54 | 5424010 Bell's 2 hearted
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i recall spring of 2009 ZH often did a post with screenshots of a bloomberg terminal ... goldman sachs and JPM were taking turns buying large blocks of S&P futures

 

nothing better than an "organic" recovery ...

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:44 | 5423949 TeamDepends
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>Silver reclaims $16 by close

>Nope

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:46 | 5423960 silverer
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Kind of like an airplane breaking apart in flight. The crash comes next.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:47 | 5423967 Bell's 2 hearted
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i used to think the equity money rode the short bus ... now i think it rides a rickshaw on I95

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:49 | 5423974 Kaiser Sousa
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same thing every fucking day...
been telling ya'll this for the last fucking year....
London is the epicenter of the financial fraud worldwide....

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:52 | 5423992 NoDebt
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"London is the epicenter of the financial fraud worldwide...."

I've been saying that for years.  New York's got nothing on London in that respect.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:57 | 5424037 Tsar Pointless
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It's a shame Guy Fawkes failed, isn't it?

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:21 | 5424116 Winston Churchill
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You're a Papist ?

Sir Guy Fawkes was a religous fanatic, rebelling against the Church of England, wanting

a papal theocracy instead.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 12:56 | 5424029 venturen
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Free money forever!

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:30 | 5424142 kwatinhu
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A Papist? My Gawd, are we going to do the Christer version of the Sunni Shiite thing again? Let's hope not.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:58 | 5424259 ekm1
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Just a video game

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:57 | 5424261 orangegeek
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yellen douches with drano

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 14:33 | 5424406 FieldingMellish
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The alligator rises again.

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 14:36 | 5424429 stockoperator
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Day in and day out f***ing amazing. I have to write it down on the wall in big letters "Never Short this Market"

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