Is China Sending America A Message?

Tyler Durden's picture

There was China's president, Xi Jinping, Russia's president Vladimir Putin to his right, next to Philippine president Aquino and the uberwealthy Sultan of Brunei Hassanal Bolkiah. And then there is Barack Obama, right in the middle of the "wives club"...

h/t Brian

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thunderchief's picture

It is sad but only the Chinese could think this up, and only the Americans fall for it. Mao used to do it, giving the hard chair to the unlucky fella he was gonna throw in jail, to rot until they die.

Liu Shaqui anyone? One of China's true Heros.

yogibear's picture

Looks like a Chinese waiter convention.

bid the soldiers shoot's picture


And a picture of the leaders of NATO looks like a Term Life Insurance Salesmen convention. 

Freddie's picture

Who are the people to the left of Putin or his right?  I see Harper in the back and I think further to the left in the back is Abe. 

bid the soldiers shoot's picture

I have no idea who anybody is.

But it looks to me that they are being asked "Who wants the kung pao chicken for dinner tonight".  

Some of the no votes are making sour faces and some 'yes's are quite happy.

I think they already voted on Mongolian beef.

bid the soldiers shoot's picture

Xi, party of 21.  Right this way.  Follow me.


Here's another photo of them waiting for their table (the busboy is clearing it off)

Everyone finaly agreed on hot and sour soup and an egg roll to start.

TyCarrerra's picture

To Putin's right is the Philippine president Aquino. This is huge for the Philippines. Could this be China's olive branch regarding their spats over the Spratley Islands? Maybe through Putin's bidding? Why have a little quarrel with the type of people who would charge at you with nothing but a bolo knife while you hold a rifle? When those same people are geographically in a strategic spot, and one of your rival's closest allies? 

Freddie's picture

Indeed.  Phillippines is not a huge country but they can grow their economy and they are in a very strategic spot in the world.  A major FU to Obola and to Amerika.

bid the soldiers shoot's picture

go through these 20 photos and you will know the players

(they are a scurvy lot)

gladih8r's picture

He is not there as an "Leader" he is there as a Spectator. 

Rehab Willie's picture

back of the bus Mr. pResident


dexter_morgan's picture


"I don't get no respect"

            Rodney Obama

MasterOfTheMultiverse's picture

Obummer rulez supreme between all Chinese and Russian micropenes. Asian chicks dig that.

combatsnoopy's picture

Please don't drag the Asian girls into this you nasty gross self loathing politicrat Nazi racist piece of tweaker trash.  

Go pick on the baby beating bitches Tiger Moms with your nasty fetish creepo fantasies.  Some of it's free on the net.  I mean, unless they reject you, then you can get a doll. 

But kindly leave us the fuck out of it you STUPID piece of trash. 

shovelhead's picture

Go get em Snoop.

By the way, Asian women are world renown for their driving skills.

phaedrus1952's picture

Q 'How do you blind a Chinaman?'

A 'Put a windshield in front of him.'

MasterOfTheMultiverse's picture

Chinese penes are small (4"). African penes are comparably huge (7+"). You should try latter and chill out.

Government needs you to pay taxes's picture

Some people like the bigger cocks.  Other prefer the greater IQs.  Africans test 1 standard deviation below whites and 1.5 below Asians on IQ.  To each his own. 

MasterOfTheMultiverse's picture

Regarding means you are correct. POTUS is a former Harvard law professor, and should statistically be a well endowed one.

Government needs you to pay taxes's picture

Affirmative action in admissions cheapens the (insert prestgious institution) brand. He should statistically have a large stick and a 30 watt bulb.  As Meatloaf said, 1 out of 2 ain't bad.  For clarity, I'm crediting Obama with the 30 watt bulb.  We know he carries a little stick.

Mac Avelli's picture

Why don't you ask Reggie how big it is?

Don Diego's picture

Putin disappoints me accepting to don that kimono

HardlyZero's picture

Did they get any kowtow selfies, from anyone standing ?

(after the standing picture)

BobRocket's picture

Perhaps Obama chose to stand down at that end.


There is an economic war going on, the Russians are being squeezed with sanctions and oil price manipulation and everywhere the Chinese invest abroad* is going tits up.

Money is flocking to the US as safe haven.



* Iraq was selling oil to China so the government was changed (and the oil taken away from gov hands)

Did the Chinese manage to take delivery of any Ukrainian Corn ?

All those investments in Africa looked good until Ebola.

bid the soldiers shoot's picture

You think?

Money is flocking to the US as safe haven.

Yep, it's totally safe there.  Safely hidden by the trillions of dollars the Fed is printing as fast as it can.  

You know what they say, "There's safety in numbers."

anachronism's picture

A few other observations about the order:

1. Australia and Canada stand side-by-side directly behind Russia.

2. Indonesia is equally distant from China and America.

3. Japan is on the back row off to the side, isolated from both America and South Korea.

4. America stands between South Korea and India, in Front of Bangladesh and Singapore.

5. New Zealand is almost out of the picture, on the extreme left.

For what little it is worth, my guess is that next year, the US will be near the center with Host Philippines, while China and Russia will be at opposite sides for the group photo.

frankly scarlet's picture

Even the fascist loving Canadian PM Steven Harper is closer to the inner circle. Harper is some dumb though as he raised the wrong hand to give the Welsh sign for death or to make "donkey ears" behind Putin's head. The CIA and McCain through the IRI or NED will have a serious talk with Harper after the photo shoot about messing up when the chips are down.

FrankDrakman's picture

Harper has more brains in his big toe than you have in your head. In a country where 60% or more of voters are left of centre, he's won 3 consecutive federal elections. You couldn't get elected dog catcher by a bunch of cat ladies. 

emersonreturn's picture

frank, it isn't about left, right, blue, red or green---harper does what the zionists tell him. trudeu is his mother's son, an air head, he'll do exactly what the zionists tell him.  there is no choice.  all gone.  same as merika.  just nod and serve.

shovelhead's picture

Looks like he could be holding the Wookies handbag behind him.

"Don't you dare move...I'll be right back."

"Why do they stick me with the bitches? I'm President of the goddam United States."

smacker's picture

This photo has to be hilarious.

Maybe Chinese officials mistook Obola for a woman when arranging who stands where (!)

bid the soldiers shoot's picture


It's hard to believe the leader of the free world did not object to the off center spot where he was asked to stand.

It is even harder to believe that he was asked to stand there.

"the time is out of joint."


Freddie's picture

America is a joke now.  Retards brainwashed by Z-TV and Zollywood like stupid sheep. The best and brightest at college ball games cheering for thugs and rapists getting free scholarships while the dub white kids in the stands are in debt for life with loans.  Total stupid morons. Child abuse.

Anyone who let's their kid go fight and die for banksters, Obola and the dual citizens is stupid.  More child abuse. 

Tjeff1's picture

From the look on Obama's face (like he is going to cry), he knows how much the Chinese hate him and how low this makes him look.


Bastiat's picture

A naked narcissist without his sycophants.

diogenes23's picture

while you people are wasting your time with some murdoch trash and blaming obama. suck on this lamb chop.

shovelhead's picture


Chasing out of the park foul balls is your best game?

Face it. Your boy is an International Pariah.

Freddie's picture

We hate Bitch McConnell too and tried to primary him. 

Whenever these scum amnesty RINOs get in trouble - you Democrats bail them out in our primaries.

Either party is shit too me but the Democrats are the worst.   F***ing moron liberals Pavlov reponse to everything is the Koch Brothers.  Never a word about the most evil zoligarch - George Soros.

Debeachesand Jerseyshores's picture

We just have glimpse of the Future- BladeRunner Part 2....

Freedumb's picture

I'm over here coach! I'm over here! Pick me! Pick me!

EemieMeanieMinieMoe's picture

Better than where he belongs, Endeavor to persevere......

bardot63's picture

This from USA Today published tonight: 

"Obama emerged from his car chewing gum; he's a well-known user of Nicorette, the smoking-cessation gum. But Chinese Internet users, accustomed to the highly formal standards of their stiff party leadership, quickly characterized the leader of the world's most powerful nation as an impolite "idler," or careless "rapper."

"We made this meeting so luxurious, with singing and dancing, but see Obama, stepping out of his car chewing gum like an idler," wrote Yin Hong, a professor of journalism at Beijing's Tsinghua University.

I spent many years working in China. The Chinese have pecking orders when it comes to accepting honors and recognition, which would include gathering for group photographs.  The main people, the top dogs, the guests of honor, stand in the center or the right of center to face the camera.  Those who are of lesser status end up standing to the far left as they face the photographer. Those on the left would include lesser officials, wives of lesser offcials, and anyone the Chicoms would consider a useful idiot. 

A few years ago, on a trip to China, Sec. of State  John Kerry Heinz was lined up for a photo with top Chicom party leaders.  Kerry was dead last on the left facing the camera in the photo. 

f16hoser's picture

Barack Obama, right in the middle of the "wives club"...\

He is a "Sissy" after all. An Ivy League FAGGOT to be exact...

dexter_morgan's picture

Do you have any proof sir? I mean that he actually graduated from an Ivy league school..........

Freddie's picture

I doubt he even attended.  No one apparently saw him at school or any classes. 

Angus McHugepenis's picture

Freddie: That may be true, but he sure fits right in for his position in this photo. And there is certainly a record of it on my laptop now (soon to be photoshopped ala WB7 style).