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When Did “Dickhead” Become Part Of Federal Reserve Jargon?

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When in the course of human events, a simple tweet observing the farce that America's centrally-planned economy and markets have become as a result of the relentless intervention of a few clueless economic hacks...

... Incites a response such as this by a taxpayer-funded peer of the abovementioned clueless economic hack, a peer who incidentally has never stepped a foot outside of academia in his entire "professional" career:

... a person who is a "Vice President" at the St. Louis Fed, the same Bank whose president is singlehandedly responsible for the last 10% upswing in these here rigged "markets"...

... who counts among his "academic credentials" the following:

Ph.D. Economics
University of Western Ontario
1994

 

M.A. Economics
Simon Fraser University
1987

 

B.B.A. Commerce
Simon Fraser University
1985

... and who is the self-professed author of the following "research" papers:

Articles Published in Peer-Reviewed Journals

 

"Optimal Disclosure Policy and Undue Diligence"
with Aleksander Berentsen and Christopher J. Waller
Journal of Economic Theory, January 2014, 149, pp. 128-152.

 

"Information Disclosure and Exchange Media"
with Fernando M. Martin
Review of Economic Dynamics, July 2013, 16(3), pp. 527-539.

 

"Incentive-Feasible Deflation"
Journal of Monetary Economics, May 2013, 60(4), pp. 383-390.

 

"A Note on the Societal Benefits of Illiquid Bonds"
Canadian Journal of Economics, February 2011, pp. 133-47.

 

"Essential Interest-Bearing Money"
Journal of Economic Theory, July 2010, 145(4), pp. 1319-602.

 

"Money, Intermediation, and Banking"
with Ed Nosal
Journal of Monetary Economics, April 2009, 56(3), pp. 289-94.

 

"Rational Truth-Avoidance and Self-Esteem"
with Steeve Mongrain and Gordon Myers
Canadian Journal of Economics, February 2009, 42(1) pp. 141-54.

 

"Endogenous Debt Constraints in a Life-Cycle Model with an Application to Social Security"
with Martin Gervais
Journal of Economic Dynamics and Control, December 2008, 32(12), pp. 3745-59.

 

"Bank Incentives, Contract Design, and Bank-Runs"
with Ed Nosal
Journal of Economic Theory, September 2008, 142(1), pp. 28-47.

 

Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis Publications

 

"Liquidity Shocks, Real Interest Rates, and Global Imbalances"
Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis Review, May/June 2012, 94(3), pp. 187-195.

 

"Fiscal Multipliers in War and in Peace"
Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis Review, March/April 2010, 92(2), pp. 121-27.

 

Other Federal Reserve Publications

 

"A Simple Model of Money and Banking"
with Ed Nosal
Federal Reserve Bank of Cleveland Economic Review, 2001, 37(3), pp. 20-28.

 

"Unemployment and Economic Welfare"
with Paul Gomme
Federal Reserve Bank of Cleveland Economic Review, 1998, 34(3), pp. 25-34.

 

Other Publications, Book Reviews and Edited Volumes

 

"Search Models of Unemployment"
in Steven N. Durlauf and Lawrence E. Blume, eds., The New Palgrave Dictionary of Economics, 2nd Edition, 2008, Palgrave Macmillan.

 

"Comment on 'The Expectation Trap Hypothesis' by Lawrence J. Christiano and Christopher Gust"
Proceedings of the Bank of Canada Conference on Money, Monetary Policy and Transmission Mechanisms, October 2000, pp. 394-402.

 

"Unemployment Insurance and Labor-Market Activity in Canada"
with Paul Gomme
Carnegie-Rochester Conference on Public Policy, June 1996, 44, pp. 47-82.

... It becomes all too clear why the centrally-planned states of America are so very fucked up.

And while we appreciate the understanding that Fed "professionals" spend their working "research" hours tweeting instead of actually, you know, "researching" one can't help but wonder what follows after ad hominem?

Finally, while we don't know if "dickhead" is a generally-accepted term of the central-planner's jargon, we do know that the last time we were graced with its "dickweed" derivative, the outcome was delightfully ironic for (almost) everyone.

 

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Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:55 | 5450796 Stained Class
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What's RED is really GREEN, so position yourselves accordingly...LOL.. they said that in my foreclosure notice.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:09 | 5450830 Yen Cross
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Okay, I knew there was something more.

     This is just the beginning Bitchez.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:08 | 5450506 DOGGONE
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Tyler, Seek his characterization of DOGGONE's aim (see bio).

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:10 | 5450509 armageddon addahere
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When did dickhead become part of Federal Reserve jargon? About the time someone looked around and went "what a lot of dickheads". I think Reagan was president.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:12 | 5450510 Excursionist
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For the love of God... can we pretty please institute some sort of diversity program at Fed banks so that not every cretin working there is an academic?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:12 | 5450685 lotsoffun
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thanks to excursionsit.  rarely do i find in life that the exact inverse is equally the same thing.

'so that not every academic working there is a cretin'.

sits well with stocks also - good news is bad and bad news is good.  is there any correspondance?

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:12 | 5450514 Dadburnitpa
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Dude is already standing in front of a brick wall in his photo.  Ironic.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:50 | 5450610 hedgeless_horseman
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That ain't no irony, Hoss. That there is what them ivory tower types call foreshadowin'

Irony would be if he was dressed like Liesman with a vein-blue tie, flesh-pink shirt and bald head calling Tyler a dickhead.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:45 | 5450999 IndyPat
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For those seeking inspiration:

http://touristinromania.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ceausescu-executi...

That's how ya do the thing.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:11 | 5450515 Cautiously Pess...
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. Andre Gide

 

If you go to Dave's MacroMania blog page, this is the quote at the top of it.  Now, is he seeking the truth or has he already found it?


Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:47 | 5451007 IndyPat
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"If you meet the Buddha on the road, run him over"

Or something like that.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:13 | 5450516 Rock On Roger
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A canadian bankster!

 

Canada is the hyphen in anglo-american banksterism.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:16 | 5450526 The Most Intere...
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And what kind of fucked up situation would we be in without those research papers?  Whew, it's scary to even think about it.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:15 | 5450527 Catullus
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He does have a (P)retty (h)uge (D)ick. So he's kind of an authority on dickheads.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:22 | 5450549 Cautiously Pess...
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I bet he has seen a few 'up close' and 'handled them'.  

 

(ewwwww)

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:48 | 5450618 IronShield
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Gee, and I always thought it meant:

(P)ile (h)igh-n-(D)eep

Progression:

(B)ull (S)hit

(M)ore (S)hit

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:06 | 5450537 Dickweed Wang
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I really take exception to the un-authorized use of the term "Dickweed" . . . I guess I'll have to change my handle to "Harry Glans".

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:21 | 5450539 insanelysane
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Internet must have been down at the FED today so they couldn't surf porn all day.  I'm sure this a-hole is best buds with Gruber.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:21 | 5450540 Stained Class
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Its like getting your name in the phone book, YOU'RE REALLY SOMEBODY!!!!!

Congrats, and join the club Tyler!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:23 | 5450714 MsCreant
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Tyler owns the club, is the club.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:00 | 5450786 Stained Class
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Dickhead is a complemint. To the clubowner. Remember, in this Bizzaro universe, Up is Down. And Little Boy Blue is a big girl now....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAekdzFOHI8

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:23 | 5450548 The Most Intere...
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I've said this before, but little shit fucks like this would not last three seconds outside a centrally planned government controlled economy.  He produces zero benefit to an overall society.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:25 | 5450551 walküre
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Raising rates in 2015 ... to try and kill what's left of American middle class.

Back to serfdom, y'all!

The elite needs more blood from you!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:27 | 5450552 Icewater Enema
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Dickhead? Just which Tyler exactly is he trying to insult? I'll take him seriously when he adopts the South Side of Chicago invective, "Fucking Jagoff."

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:28 | 5450553 Stained Class
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J. Geils band had a guy Magic Dick on harmonica, that guy could play!

Whammer Jammer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6T1C2kCMdc

Enjoy your Friday.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:47 | 5450616 Yen Cross
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  I thought you were in the " Stained Glass" business?

  > Amazon .Hi-Fees> Stained Class

   We promote financial prudence on Z/H.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:48 | 5450779 Stained Class
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I'm a big fan of the rock group Judas Priest, really.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:53 | 5450789 Yen Cross
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 You must like motorcycles?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:06 | 5450826 Stained Class
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No I don't like motorcycles. I like people who sweat while they work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acKsa5Z9HhI

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:13 | 5450841 Yen Cross
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  You're video needs a name. I can't even play your video to see your marketing scheme?

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:21 | 5450846 Stained Class
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Its not a scheme, just search Youtube Judas Priest Live Dallas

or any version of "Priest Victim Live"  enjoy.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:41 | 5450894 Yen Cross
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Can't open the file.  Google "Take These chains" Judas Priest; Great song.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:55 | 5450639 Jendrzejczyk
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I have a client that actually goes by the name of Dick Hurtz, no lie.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:00 | 5450656 Yen Cross
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  I have client that owns a LLP called "Holes Filed"   No Lie/

 Hey, Never mind...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:47 | 5450772 Stained Class
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Harry Sachs........I laughed my ass off when I got this guy's card to pay his tab.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:55 | 5450799 Yen Cross
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   A good Man he is... Nut Sac, on the barrel head...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:57 | 5450805 DoChenRollingBearing
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Friend of mine decades ago had a boss named Dick Steele.  He was flying First Class on Braniff (1981) the first time I went to Peru.  

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:22 | 5450859 Yen Cross
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 Do Chen, In 1975 I flew to Indiana a Boeing 747-100.  It was a flight I'll never forget.

 In 1999 I flew a 747-400 to Australia. It's a flight I'll never forget.

  I flew on L10'11s , DC-10's, 707's, 727-shorts & longs. 

  I miss meeting my loved ones at the gate.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:24 | 5450866 Clowns on Acid
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Is he from Holden ?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:23 | 5450861 himaroid
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"Open up the door bitch, it's Woober Goober with the green teeth, and let me in!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS8gfCyZqu8

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:25 | 5451049 luckylogger
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used to listen to this ban all the time ..

Thanks for reminding me it existed!!!!!!!!!!!

+1000000000000

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:29 | 5450559 Rock On Roger
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Rational truth avoidance and self esteem.

 

Wow, I wonder what that learned academic paper is about?

What a bunch of morons.

 

And you think I look like an idiot?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:29 | 5450561 q99x2
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The word started to be used shortly after Obama was spotted from outside the Whitehouse Yellen and Cappering while Holdering his Bernanke.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:30 | 5450565 palmereldritch
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He's an idiot shill for the Fed.

His adolescent barbs appear to be directed to those that challenge the minion's master...like when he insulted RP

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/03/senior-fed-economist-calls-...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:27 | 5450727 MsCreant
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This guy is a willfull coward.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:32 | 5450569 Hamm Jamm
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FED go FUCK YOURSELF

 

and watch a liittle tube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywwZGZ_AXI

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:37 | 5450583 Clowns on Acid
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They are sooo delusional at the Fed that this lickspittle pretender Andolfatto speaks as if he is a peer to ZH. You feckin' mental pipsqueek ... get back to your feckin bean counting and faux CPI calculations.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:39 | 5450590 Cautiously Pess...
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<==== He is most likely a card carrying member of the NRA

<==== He is most likely a card carrying member of NAMBLA

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:26 | 5450871 DoChenRollingBearing
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Too easy, though next time maybe switch 'em.

Tylers won't kick you out even if you get 300 reds...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:41 | 5450598 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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Endeavor to persevere....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:56 | 5450646 fj4funtx
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I think you're taking it wrong, David Andolfatto probably spewed whatever he was drinking out of his nose laughing his ass off because you are so correct.  His insult wasn't really an insult at all, it was the opposite, he was praising you and congratulationg you for calling out Mr Bullard.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:20 | 5450701 Rock On Roger
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Ya, I'm sure, Dave.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:58 | 5450655 Miles Plastic
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"David Andolfatto" or "David and ol' Fatto"? In Roma, they smoke-a the joint much, what?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:59 | 5450657 Miles Plastic
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"David Andolfatto" or "David and ol' Fatto"? In Roma, they smoke-a the joint much, what?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:17 | 5450684 Pseudonymous
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For Mr. Andolfatto the saying must be going like this:

If the only tool you have is your mouth, then every problem has to look like a...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:21 | 5450709 didthatreallyhappen
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a hotdog?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:30 | 5450736 MsCreant
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So I should not answer "dickhead" should I?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:23 | 5451396 Pseudonymous
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I suppose different people would answer differently, depending on what they can/want to use their mouth for.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:17 | 5450700 runswithscissors
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"its wonderful!" for who?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:19 | 5450704 Colonel
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Fatto is a asshole and so is everyone else over at that snakepit called the fed.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:23 | 5450717 Yen Cross
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 Zero Hedge should be RE-Named... I can think of some fantastic names.

  The name I find most fitting is " Ego Hedge".   There's a cacophony of intelligence on Z/H.

  How we apply and use those skills, is entirely up to us.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:56 | 5450793 Manipuflation
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I would agree with you Yen on your sentiment but not so much on a re-naming.  It is still is fight club and you and I have had a round with you that was pretty epic some years back.  Now if I could only remember what we were arguing about that night.LOL 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:59 | 5450808 Yen Cross
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 Thank You. I think you're entirely capable of making your own decisions.

   They call you Bond/

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:50 | 5451123 Manipuflation
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You earned my respect Yen because at least you have some balls.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:26 | 5450723 Youri Carma
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Could be meant as a compliment you don't want to get like in dickheads among dickheads, primus inter pares.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:34 | 5450745 holdbuysell
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Well, now. Appears the Tylers not only got the Fed's attention but also got under its skin...and the blogosphere's lovin' it.

Kudos, Tylers!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:45 | 5450770 Yen Cross
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 ZeroHedge was magnificent from day (1).

  Bitchez

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:49 | 5450778 Youri Carma
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Yeah, finaly entering 'The Fight Club'

Best Tweet back: Yeah, you're wonderful too cocksucker!

Now hit me back ...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:02 | 5450761 nostromo17
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Tried reading this one http://research.stlouisfed.org/wp/more/2011-038 "Incentive-Feasible Deflation" 

David Andolfatto Articles Published in Peer-Reviewed Journals which speaks very poorly for him and his peers."Each period ? = 0? 1? 2? ?????is divided into two subperiods labeled day and night" - you know from here on we are talking ground breaking shit! (A sorta Deux ex Machina lightning bolt or something emerges as some sort of silent hand predetermining peoples actions in an apparently deterministic Deist or Godlike way - for the sake of the "theory". -or something)

"At night, individuals realize a shock(undoubtedly a fed administered electroshock -n17) that determines their type for the night.(this may be a secret language really referring to whether one is a "top" or "bottom" for the night's sadomasochistic rituals and role playing, but I'm not sure)
In particular, individuals have either a desire to consume, an ability to produce, or neither. In what follows, I refer to these types as consumers,producers, and nonparticipants, respectively. Types are determined randomly by an exogenous stochastic process." Somehow this requires an equation that starts with an integral sign.

Economists should not be allowed to use the word "stochastic" or write any equation than includes anything but the plus, minus, division and multiplication signs. 

"Individuals are ex ante identical and their preferences are represented by ?0X??=0 ?? {??(?) + ? [?(??(?)) ? ?(??(?))]} (3) where 0 ??? 1. Note that there is no discounting across subperiods." "Ex ante" is always involved in economistic pseudo science. I'm pretty sure no ones preferences are represented by the equation giberish in his article nicely tranformed into even more incomprehensible question marks..here for ease of incomprehensibility. "Voluntary exchange means that allocations are recommended rather than imposed." While  one would have to assume involuntary exchange would have to be imposed. Both being twisted little concepts with little relation to the reality of exchange which may be driven by need for example, ultimately is voluntary if painful and taxes by the way are not exchange if that's what doofuss is getting at here but clearly it is unclear that he can possibly clearly state what he is talking about - so forget I tried to help. Let us not forget that the only delivery of anything one makes at night is one in one's dreams since commonly people sleep at night. His graphic for the "incentive feasible set" is priceless (available here http://newztekmisk.blogspot.com/2014/11/economist-andolfatto-from-fed-at-work.html) which is either a dolphin or a fish in the latter case revealing an undercurrent of Christianity in Fed research until now undisclosed!

Fricking etcetera.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:47 | 5450776 alfred b.
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     How 'bout that....the dandolf_ass tweets....who knew??

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:50 | 5450781 holdbuysell
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The fact that the Federal Reserve actually acknowledged a 'lowly blog' speaks volumes about the times, as they indeed are a-changin'.

Otherwise, why would the Federal Reserve even bother? Isn't the Federal Reserve one of or even the most powerful institution on the planet?

Could it be that the Federal Reserve sees a shift in the status quo and that people in larger numbers are waking up to the sham that central banking and debt-based money are?

Could it be that blogs like ZH are at the forefront of said movement?

Could it be that Tyler's comment that provoked an ad hominem attack from the Federal Reserve perhaps suggests all's not going so well at the Federal Reserve and perhaps they are under a bit of stress?

Time will tell.

Until then, kudos to the Tylers! Keep up the pressure!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:52 | 5450785 kchrisc
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My guillotine list just got longer.

But then he was already on it by association anyways.

Banksters and economists are proof that education doesn't make one honest.

An American, not US subject.

 

"Ban nail-guns! They steal jobs from guillotines."

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:34 | 5451163 Rock On Roger
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Guillo On

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:56 | 5450787 exartizo
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. ANDOLFATTO

Dear Mr. Andolfatto,

That tweet was unprofessional, rude and discourteous.

I doubt your constituents (The American People) thought it was funny.

Honestly, don't you have anything better to do than tweet juvenile expletives while at work sir?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Your conduct is unbecoming a person so highly placed within our government. It is difficult, if not impossible, to lead people when they do not respect you.

Honestly, I believe you may have compromised not just your professional integrity but your ability to function in your current position representing the Federal Reserve of The United States.

Perhaps you should consider turning in your resignation sir.

Sincerely,

One Offended ZeroHedge Reader

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:53 | 5450791 seek
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Oooh, the Fed broke the cardinal rule of COMINT/COMSEC -- never acknowledge reception of enemy signals or jamming.

Guess the 'hedge must be getting to them. I wonder if they know they're going to be unemployed soon like the rest of us?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:53 | 5450792 nostromo17
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ASSOFATTO?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:57 | 5450797 buzzsaw99
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Dark Helmet: Who made that man a fed banker?

Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Banker's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have in the federal reserve, anyway?

[Entire fed board stands up and raises a hand]

Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]

Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:55 | 5450798 Irishcyclist
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If the reply is genuine, then one has to wonder why an official feels compelled to issue the reply. It's clear from the reply that the pathetic attempt to belittle the content of ZH, and the use of derogatory language, that someone over there at the Fed is rankled.

 

Well done to ZH for eliciting a response from the Fed!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:56 | 5450803 nostromo17
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Someone should check how much porn this guy watches while at work.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:03 | 5450816 Yen Cross
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 Chart Porn  ~~~ Hee Hee/

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:05 | 5450822 shitco.in
Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:06 | 5450824 Stockmonger
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Tyler seems to have a thin skin.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:21 | 5450860 MsCreant
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Yeah, he should just say nothing about their need to call him, a lowly blogger, a dickhead. They really have nothing better to be tweeting about.

Obama will do it next, right?

You aren't this stupid. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:42 | 5450897 cornflakesdisease
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You are limp, small, and flacid.  And you got STD's from your grandmother.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:22 | 5451102 Stockmonger
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No, I got STD's from your grandmother while double-teaming her with your dog.  He says woof!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 08:46 | 5451362 MsCreant
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So you got his dog's sloppy seconds? Ya got STDs from the dog, not his grandmother. 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 12:32 | 5451659 Stockmonger
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Wait, I thought you could only get AIDS from pounding monkeys, not dogs?  I'd ask his daughter, but she has her mouth full right now.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:06 | 5450828 nostromo17
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Employment History is Hilarious! Who else would employ a PHD economist when you think about it. (I know there is a list of like institutions)

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:10 | 5450837 Ariadne
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<= Hooked up with Sage through ZH

<= Jonesing because Sage was his supplier and now he's out of luck

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:15 | 5450844 MsCreant
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Tyler Durden: It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:22 | 5450862 Bucket Boy
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"You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag. …"
-George S. Patton

Can't wait for the Tyler's chart porn coffee table book showing all the scale invariant FED market manipulation over the last six years.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:08 | 5451034 IndyPat
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I'll buy the SuperDeluxe Edition written on tanned banker skin parchment and inked in banker blood.
I'd part with an oz. of shiney for that.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:33 | 5450878 ThisIsBob
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Dickhead?  Dickhead!?  That's all you got Fatto, with all your book learning and fancy papers? Dickhead?

Oh, wait, you're at the Fed.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:41 | 5450893 Son of Loki
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Another overpaid parasite in the public sector who probably cannot be fired [or prosecuted].

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:40 | 5450895 Duc888
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Just a guess.... 1913?

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:44 | 5450900 Lmo Mutton
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Oh this is going to end real well.
Popcorn popping. Please standby.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:48 | 5450903 bardot63
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David Andolfatto, it's OK to get up now.  We know when we're licked.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:50 | 5450910 Zodiac
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ZH should put that in the masthead: "Winner of the coveted 2014 "Dickhead" designation by the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, D. Andolfatso, VP, PHD, and Dickhead Authority"

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:53 | 5450916 THE DOCTOR
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Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink (or megabytes) by the barrel.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:27 | 5451054 MsCreant
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One would think a mega ink byter would not need to pick a fight with ZH. 

Between you and me, the buying of ink and pixels, even by the barrel, is not that impressive. It's illusion. Nothing there. 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:05 | 5451087 HardlyZero
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If ZH is that popular with FEDz then that is cool !

Some borders are necessary and need to be enforced.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:06 | 5451088 HardlyZero
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(bad mouse)

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:05 | 5451089 HardlyZero
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(really bad mouse!)

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:02 | 5450926 Cabreado
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Good to see your humanness front and center, ZH...

Exposure and Humiliation is The (only) Rx for Control...

Well done.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:13 | 5450940 jarana
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Fuck dickheads.

I'm here, reading you, ZH.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:14 | 5450942 Hulk
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This dude is toast. Won't be long before the Tylers put up an article about the dickhead sayer being fired...

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:16 | 5450946 dexter_morgan
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he should avoid nail guns.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:12 | 5451039 IndyPat
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And the rooftop smoking section....

On second thought, smoke em if ya got em, asshole. Try not to scream on the way down.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:15 | 5450943 Bunga Bunga
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FOMC meeting minutes

JY: Dickweed!

BB: Dickhead!

Laughter

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:21 | 5450955 WTFUD
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Dude's got balls; in his mouth, every night!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:48 | 5451122 zorbathefreak
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You win!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:38 | 5450983 monad
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Move faster eyeballs

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:40 | 5450991 monad
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Every American has the right to sue the POTUS.

Do it.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:44 | 5450995 Rock On Roger
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Don't you guys see it?

ZH moves the market.

That means WE move the market.

 

ZH  says gold is rising, short covering.

TPTB short gold.

 

ZH says the shorts have apple in their sights.

TPTB goes long apple.

 

We move the market!

 

Donchathink?

Can't we screw 'em?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:49 | 5451004 vincent
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First they ignore you.

Then they call you names.

Then you win.

I'd be looking for a pop in the metals Sunday open and Monday. Somebody is confident and long into the weekend.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:56 | 5451019 Karaio
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In China these guys are hanged or shot in Russia are judged (most die before leaving the sentence).

In Brazil, if the guy on TV is alive (hehe).

US pay a fine and go to the Caribbean or Israel.

: - /

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:14 | 5451040 Otto Zitte
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If the American public were generally aware that the “foreign minister” of one of the most murderous terrorist organizations in the world, a man whose extradition on terrorism charges is sought by at least one UN Security Council permanent member, is living openly in Washington DC, they might be indignant. If Americans knew that this is the “foreign minister” of a terrorist group specializing in killing women and children first in a hospital, then in a school, and later defenseless civilians in a theater, their indignation might grow into rage. If they knew that this envoy for terrorists is living in the comfortable Woodley Park neighborhood of Washington DC with a lifestyle most Americans could not afford, with an office, a secretary, a travel budget, and a public relations budget all paid for at the expense of the US taxpayers, with State Department checks signed by Condoleeza Rice, they might be furious. If they knew that this ambassador for terrorists had been set up in his current all expenses paid, taxpayer-funded lifestyle by a man who is the main image adviser and the main foreign policy adviser to Barack Obama, their view of the Illinois senator and his qualifications for the presidency might well undergo a radical change.

Obama Campaign Linked to Chechen Terrorism 97

And yet, all this is reality.  Webster Tarpley 2008

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 13:03 | 5451720 Otto Zitte
Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:22 | 5451045 Yen Cross
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 Tyler dont take the deal/ 

 End of rant/

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:57 | 5451082 Karaio
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I think Tyler does not talk to Troll.

hehe.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:17 | 5451151 Rock On Roger
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That is an amazing skull you have.

Mine is kinda pointy.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:26 | 5451052 Panic Mode
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Calling them dickhead is a compliment.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:32 | 5451058 observer007
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Tsunami Warning Asia after Quake

latst

http://tersee.com/#!q=tsunami&t=text

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:34 | 5451061 Dre4dwolf
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Lets put it this way , to make it blunt.

 

The American Empire is coming to and end, that much is a given.

The currency is in the process of destroying itself. everyone knows this, the Federal Reserve has been engaged in a currency war with every other nation on the planet for the past 9 Years.

 

We have reached the point where even while they are printing and buying equities, the equities still want to deflate .

The amount of printing required to keep the markets suspended on the trapeze is going up, we are in the final stages of the titanic sinking, no amount of buckets will bail out all this water, we have already hit more than 100% Debt to GDP, this means that now for every dollar of new currency printed we will get a negative return in GDP growth.

 

Thats pretty much the point where you are falling off the cliff.

 

 

What does a system do when it is in free-fall?

Over-React.

Die

New System comes in.

 

 

The United States will require a Bailout from the IMF.

At which point , there is no United States, and the U.S. will in its death spiral become the "bitch" of the IMF.

And so falls the last hope of freedom from the globe.

 

 

Or nothing, nothing is wrong.

 

 

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:20 | 5451232 spqrusa
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Nah - you have it wrong. The "central banks" have unlimited license to buy assets (read manipulate price action). In the past they were constrained by Fractional Gold Reserves. Each Bank is printing and lending to each other to keep asset prices in action until they decide to shake the weak hands. The shake will happen likely near an election.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:19 | 5451466 CHX
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OR, CBs decide to back all debts by their (remaining) gold holdings, eg. the IMF declares to buy phzsical gold at 100000 (or whatever is needed) dollars and accordingly ajusts the prices in Zen, Euro, .... Before that happens the bullion banks will have stacked enough metal (their stacking as we speak). Such actions could make up for allother losses in the various paper markets and be the starting point of a new global financial system. Either way, we have got a wild ride ahead, no matter which way will be chosen by TPTB otherwise known as "the market". I am LOOONG "tradition". Good luck to all, we will all need it. 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:42 | 5451066 Kirk2NCC1701
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Yeah, well, whatever Western (UWO) is known for... Economics is not it. It has a reputation as Canada's "Country Club U".

And Simon Fraser hasn't or won't be winning any Nobel Prizes either.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:45 | 5451070 GoldMeUp
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That guy is actually a pretty cool guy.  He's into Bitcoin as well which is pretty good for a Fed researcher.

Honestly, it's a bit sad that Tyler can't take this without writing up a flame article about it.  Fed workers are allowed to have their own personal lives and go on twitter too, and if they want to joke and call someone "dickhead" (which seemed to be used in a friendly way in this case) they can do it.  I thought ZeroHedge was about freedom?

Anyway, Tyler spends all day on twitter and writes worse words than "dickhead", so this is a bit of a double standard.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:57 | 5451081 TurdOnTheRun
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Haters gonna hate

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:07 | 5451091 theyjustcantstop
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whats his next literary enlightenment going to be, solyndra, the wal-mart of solar markets.

my grandma told me when people started name calling, they've lost the arguement, and have nothing new to add.

i don't know what his problem is, he can bring up at any open meeting any mis leading info. by zh..

i don't think he's a porn watcher, (at work), he must spend 6-8 hrs. on his tax-payer job honing his resume, (publishing work), for future tbtf oppurtuities. 

 

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:09 | 5451094 Zodiac
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This man knows Dickheads.  Although it doesn't state it in his CV, I'm sure his PHD research and thesis was on the Economic Life Cycles of Dickheads and Related Species.  He probably keeps a database of Dickhead statistics and their contribution to the various aspects of the US economy.  Don't challenge the man!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:14 | 5451095 Master_Blaster
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Blast from the past comments, look at all the anonymous posters in the reference links. I know Knucks was around then, the good 'old days.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:28 | 5451108 All Out Of Bubblegum
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A positive thing to come from this is that a search for "david andolfatto" and "dickhead" now yields results.

https://www.google.com/#q=%22david+andolfatto%22+dickhead

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:06 | 5451138 Yen Cross
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 Keep it simple Tyer

  No amount of $ can replace honesty. You are the last bastian of honesty. I'll provide funding/

  Never Quit/ Never Submit/>>>>) BANG

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:07 | 5451141 virtualInsanity
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Be careful. I think he likes you :)

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:09 | 5451143 JoJoJo
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These guys are getting way to cocky and self assuring with Gruber accusing Obamadontcare critics of being plain "stupid" and this guy calling us D-H ers. I'd rather be a ZHer than a DH er.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:21 | 5451233 B2u
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This must mean that I am a stupid dickhead...

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:33 | 5451164 Haager
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I bet the combination of fed-members and jargon brings up a lot more words on twitter and within comments than just 'dickhead'. On the other hand, it's pointing at their heads then.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 04:13 | 5451191 enloe creek
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What if he was actually paying a compliment.  Surely a doubt  there. I believe snarkiness from ZH is great but to others it is dickheadedness.  We are all dickheads under the skin except these guys who are dickheads throughout

http://countercurrentnews.com/2014/11/kkk-defends-ferguson-cops-threaten...

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 04:15 | 5451194 basho
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my, my isn't he cute sitting on his hemorrhoidal ass being social.

academics are some of the most boring people ever created.

LMAO

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:36 | 5451242 Al Tinfoil
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C'mon, give Andolfatto at break.  All he ever studied was economics.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 06:31 | 5451278 gwar5
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Another good reason to END THE FED. They are useless rent-seeking parasites upon society who contribute nothing. It's perfect the central bank has now been turned into a Romper Room for sociopaths in need of attention.

 

JanetYellen@FED: "#Dickheads, bitchez!"


 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 06:40 | 5451284 falak pema
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Maybe the guy intended it sincerely as a compliment.

You never know, after Tim Cook's coming out, this guy is sending the Tylers a subliminal message about his own freudian fantasies. 

Wonderful ! Indeed! 

I think ZH owes him an apology; to an olfactive Andolfatto.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 06:43 | 5451287 smacker
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Talking of dickheads.....

The Obola joker gave his opening teleprompter speech in Brisbane where he once again directly associated Putin/Russia with the shooting down of MH-17.

Does this lying asswipe never stop? Is he incapable of speaking the truth? Has nobody told him that the evidence clearly shows MH-17's fuselage to be peppered with 30mm cannon bullet holes?

Not to be outdone, the lying empty suit David Cameron once again referred to "Russia's aggression" in Ukraine, without actually revealing exactly what it is that Russia is accused of doing.

And as one might expect, the UK's Wannabe Propaganda-In-Chief "Sky News" - is spewing out news clips referring to Putin's isolation in Brisbane.

Nothing that comes out of Brisbane can be believed. Just more lies and propaganda.

We are being governed by criminals, liars and assorted freaks and fraudsters.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:56 | 5451516 insanelysane
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According to the Ukrainians, Russian forces have been swarming over the border for months now.  You would think the Russians would be in Poland by now.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 12:32 | 5451657 smacker
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At this rate, Russian columns will be spotted driving up German autobahns in the general direction of Frankfurt and Berlin. Mutti will have to leave Brisbane and rush home to take control of a Russian invasion(!)

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 06:57 | 5451295 gadzooks
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". Incites a response such as this by a taxpayer-funded peer of the abovementioned clueless economic hack, a peer who incidentally has never stepped a foot outside of academia in his entire "professional" career:"<<<<<<<<<

Can you imagine How this puppet gets played at our disavantage?

could we call this criminal negligence?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 07:07 | 5451301 dynomutt
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Gandhi

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