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The White House Reveals Its "New Strategy" To Fight ISIS
Rumors that the US is rapidly losing its drone and "military advisor"-based war against ISIS (and expensive oil) may not be greatly exagerated, but it doesn't mean the US is out of ideas. Here is the White House's latest "strategy pivot."
h/t @KarlreMarks and @rConflictNews
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Mercy nary
WASH, RINSE, REPEAT...
What? They couldn't have done this with a hashtag?
I figure another bow should do it.
#ObamaBowsToAnotherMuslimState
Don't we have a highly recidivistic burgeoning prison population we need to do something with??
Short Linkin. Back to the classifieds again!
How to define "moderate" ?
will open fire but will not cut other people's head?
babhahahahahahahhahaa fffing tards
The number is unavailable. Pfff, already filled position.
Prediction...OBAMA WILL RESIGN
...Because He's run out of excuses blaming Bush and Washington....his single last opportunity will be to resign using the Racist Card....and no one will be able to argue.
Retires to the Golf Course before America goes officially FUBAR.
the best way to strategify against the icis is in terms of recruiting their top leftenants into the advisory consultantship role
and that is why we are please to announce the new csar of the levant diplomate which are the members of the opposition we are having in our administration at the cabinetry position
thank you for your vote
operation paperclip II
The only way your getting the Kenyan and his family out of the WH is if there were a massive fire, and the sprinkler system failed. You seriously under estimate his {and hers} ego and narcissism.
"Killing him softly, with his song."
will not drop gun at first signs of trouble...
Wanted: Cheese eating surrender monkeys......
The prison population is something like 40% non-violent offenders busted for a few ounces of weed that got sucked in by the prison industrial complex. They'll sit down and light up before they'll carry a gun do and what they're told.
I know, but 60% of 3 million is way more than enough to sweep the region.
Round up unemployed americans, teach them a little arabic and voila you have your moderate syrian opposition.
Waddya think amnesty for 5 million illegals is all about now!?
Don't be surprised if they're all herded into a few shit hole cities where small nukes are set off by our gubmint to get the REAL war going!
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING!
I have some suggestions for which cities to target.
/s
Well yeah. Consider that they have dumped these illegals in all 50 states and your idea is unworkable. I highly doubt they brought these millions of illegals here to die. More likely they brought them here to kill.
You think I'm kidding?
Wow, that is so fucked up. Then again, not a bad idea. We have millions here trained on Call of Duty. They would learn quickly, especially about the respawning part, but I think this is a great idea.
& the sign said long haired freaky people ~ need not apply...
LOL. Nice allusion to an old song.
Except that this is an Anti-Sign, where this is exactly the kind they're looking for: Useful Fools.
"What a fool believes, he sees..."
I have never forgiven Michael McDonald for fucking up a perfectly good band.
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Plus "One (Step Closer)"
I thought we were backing ISIL against Assad.... how did they get all of those weapons from our MIC if we're not backing them?
I give up. Just bring the boys home and let them kill each other. Once there's a clear winner, nuke'em.
I agree with bringing the boys home.
On the other hand, if some foreign people want our help so bad we should take the stance that if we have to pull this car over and go over there then we are going to keep what we kill.
You want our help? It will cost you your country.
Fight to win or don't fight at all. pull all the troops and equipment out of the middle east and cut off all aid. Let's see how they do on their own.
Edit:: and mine the fuck out of the gulf on our way out....
Anal ists
Death to paid gunslingers....
The last hope for the moderate rebels ( which is in itself a lie ) is the southern front which is in shambles for the opposition. LOL.
I sent them in a proposal with a Dr Evil CV (photo from Goldmember movie). For 1 Million dollars I offered to solve the ISIS problem.
Soviet-level sarcasm, rated @ 8.5.
Funny bullshit..
Won't those moderates have trouble reading the english text?
Send all the reprobates from Organizing for Obama/America over there...unarmed.
Don't forget Obozo's "new" plan of removing Assad in order to fight ISIS...er...ISIL....er....IS........Al CIADA
Which IS are they fighting?
The grassroots IS that beheads people next to government buildings surrounded by unmasked jihadists and uses low grade cameras with no fades, or the IS that beheads people in the middle of the desert near no identifying landmarks, with a single scripted masked executioner that fades out before the beheading, and a high value after shooting production team?
Whats the defenition of is? "Bill Clinton"
http://controversialtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ISIS2.jpg
This is a real CIA cover LLC. "We deliver custom-made, effective and efficient solutions to the toughest obstacles in the complex security and business realms of the world. We are an alliance of international, experienced professionals providing comprehensive strategic consulting on crisis prevention and management, investments and development planning implementation."
So... "Doing God's work"?
You just filled in all the squars on my bingo card, I WIN!.
If they really want to attract recruits ad(d) this:
You will be eligible for defection to ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or another terrorist group of your choice in 2 years.
You will be paid in new gold dinars issued by IS.
"You will be paid in new gold plated/tungsten core dinars issued by IS."
FIFY
With the promise of the 77 virgins in ummmm.......
International Affairs - Is this the section where Bubba Clinton and members of the Secreting Service seek their - shall we say - ladies?
OMG.
sounds pretty desperate !!
Cute photo shop. I say let the Kurds take care of them.
No doubt. When did ZH turn into The Onion?
The true comedy here is how many ZH'ers responded as if it were real.
The thought, Cast adrift in a ship of fools comes to mind.
But since this site is entertaining, its best to asume they all forgot their sark/tag.
Seems it me that it was about two years ago.
Abot the same time the world did. Cause and effect?
I'm confused. If thought that ISIS was the original moderate Syrian opposition, and if .gov is looking for Syrian opposition, why is it crucial that they focus on fighting ISIS who is focused on opposing Syria?.. Fuck I think I've just gone crossed eyed.
Damn - my email application bounced
go to craigslist and place a add that says: "I WANT TO BUY PLUTONIUM IN SIZEABLE QUANTITIES, WILL PAY IN GOLD DINARS"
and there's a big chance they'll contact you
Yah, good fun if you like being water boarded
lol
I called the phone number and got Soros' Geneva office.
I hung up before they could recruit me.
Unleash the gangs of war !
There are about one million active gangsters in the US
See http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_population
Promise amnesty , loot , arms and send them over .
What do you think our military is? Almost half the army are g angbangers getting advanced weapons training!
You sure that's not the police?
50/50.
Sounds like the same kind of people that got sent over to fight the crusades. I think you are onto something.
All they need to do is sprinkle bacon bits from a few helicopters. Bacon to repel, dollars to attract. Pretty simple.
Meh. Muslims and Jews eat bacon.
Real shame all the western freedom fighters are moderates.
Classified ads work!!! That is why print is doing so well! Bullish!
"WILLINGNESS TO COPERATE IS CRUCIAL"... Seriously, you can't make this shit up; and how do the asshats in government do that? Maybe there is a multiple choice test! Fucking idiots.
www.traderzoo.;mobi
You fell for it. Ha ha.
Awesome. Fucking idiots.
Don't they have a Linked-In account?
hahaha....just ask for "John"
Un-fucking believable
They all hate us anyhow,
Let's drop the big one now.
Dropping "The Big One" comes after thanksgiving dinner for me.
Very true. Turkey, gravy and pumpkin pie makes a mighty fine 'slider'.
I wonder if the job comes with bennies?
401K, FERS, Thrift Saving, Dental, Medical, Vision, 2 or 3 weeks vacation, free internet???
They hate us for our job opportunities.
And after you think you are "successful" with your odyssey through Iraq and Syria and are ready to take on another super power in Eastern Europe -plant this happening in the back of your skull for future reference when you decide it's time to go "full retard"!...
Wonder when CNN will interview those 27 that wrote that "Dear Barack Letter" in Romania???!
Damn! What a great idea for a story that would have been on Veterans Day!!!
BIG MIC
BIG MONEY
BIG CORPS.
BIG GOV.
BIG DEBTS
BIG PHARMA
BIG DILDO,
up your ass
- Life
Congress stands up. 15 years too late.
Hey, that's the ad I did for Halliburton. ..
A "Moderate Muslim" is a good example of an oxymoron
kind of like BiPartisan Obama...I think when they said Bi- about Obama...they were referring to something else...like he swings both ways....Wookie and Men!
Obola Strategy:
1. create, train and arm ISIS
2. fight ISIS
3. rearm and resupply ISIS
4. goto Step 2.
Anyone see any problems with the plan?
If so, then you are stupid.
Whereas Obola is so brilliant that to our puny, inferior minds his plan looks stupid.
And the more stupid it looks, the more proof he is brilliant beyond our comprehension.
Understand now?
Bullish: Wet-work.
wow. really.
'Moderate' does not come tomind when putting together a winning army.
CIA is working to develop a new weapon
Drones are being developed to harness the awesome power of Kim Kardashian's ass.
"This new KK Bunker Buster will smother ISIS leadership and send them to where the sun don't shine." Says J.O. Brennan, Big Dick of the CIA.
I think the Art of War and the Prince suggest not using mercenaries.
No mention of money. Who they looking for Freddy Kruger.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/11/13/report-420m-in-us-weapons-sensitive-items-go-missing-in-afghanistan/?intcmp=latestnews
"Nearly $420 million in weapons and other “sensitive items” have gone missing from U.S. Army bases in Afghanistan and are not likely to be recovered due to mismanagement and improper accounting, according to an internal report by the Pentagon’s inspector general obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.
Some 15,600 pieces of equipment—including “weapons, weapons systems, and sensitive items”—went missing in the past year from Army facilities in Bagram and Kandahar, accounting for around $419.5 million in losses, according to the report, which was issued in late October and marked “for official use only.”
Nothing to see here.....Just an accounting error.
How's this for a grand strategy?: In order to keep all Americans safe, we must imprison all of them. In order to keep the world safe from those terrorists, we must......
Why not a local commercial with a low budget.
"Have you ever found yourself in Tikrit and not felt safe? Call this number and talk to John, he will teach you how to tackle and grapple. John is a CIA trained badass who will pay you to fight ISIS by using the ancient art of Akido."
TACKLE AND GRAPPLE!!
So this is floating around out there...
http://indian.ruvr.ru/2014_04_21/Russian-Su-24-scores-off-against-the-Am...
Apparently the Russians are claiming they can disable the AEGIS system. Which means basically the entire surface warfare fleet is a series of floating coffins.
Dude, that's not going to work. There are far too many words in the advert for a brainless thug to decipher. Try:
$$$ CASH $$$ EARN EASY MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. GUNS, TRAVEL, MURDER, TORTURE, RAPE. ALL LEGAL, CIA APPROVED. Just say, "SIRI, I WANT TO KILL" into your iphone.
Our friendly NSA operator will know who you are and we'll provide you with your own personal handler to get you ready for the work program you have always dreamed of! Introduce a friend an earn as much as 10% bonus for every recruit! No previous experience required.
Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey responded to a similar ad.
214 area code in other ads are Dallas FW.
Canada can have him...
re Fighting Syria
For air-dominance, it might be an idea to send over Nancy, Victoria, Hillary, Jen, Samantha & Lindsey - aka The Screaming Squadron Of Screeching Simpletons.
As an added incentive, they could even be the lead attack-unit of Barry's Broomstick Brigade
Maybe CIA hires 500,000 fighters, bullish for the next job report.
Gangs are essentially abandoned children .
These have long seen service as cheap and reliable troops .
See http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2013/04/social-collapse-to-below-family-le...
It boomerangs after a few centuries , but who of the gang in charge cares .
Call them "The American Foreign Legion"
Baghdad can be the new Fort Zinderneuff .
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a real hero at link above
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