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A Triple-"Fat-Finger" VIX Day
Unrigged...
Just as stocks dipped after the opening squeeze and as the afternoon began.. and again into the close... VIX was rammed lower in an awkwardly-timed "well it must be a fat finger" trade that sparked a rebound in the all-time-high trending stock market.
But note the closing ramp did not work...
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It appears more than a few were aggressively buying protection ahead of tomorrow's FOMC minutes.
Charts: Bloomberg
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LOL...
it just the "heartbeat of 'merica"...
Aeternus loves your clicks so Aeternus can buy more gold, same as zero hedge loves your clicks to buy more gold, we're all here to break the cartel, so click click click you little monkey's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI7pPVJTeSY
FOMC minutes time again??? do we need to get FOMC minutes weekly or have FOMC members chiming in on a daily basis??? these mothafuckas think its fun and feel powerful they can move the entire financial markets with mere words?? Make sure we have a lists of these fuckers when its time for heads to roll.
They have magical presence.
They own and run the casino and they must remind us of that.
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but the fed is still a bunch of fucktards.
FOMC minutes?
At the third stroke, 1.5 Billion in paper gold will be dumped, precisely
beep....beep...beep
Maybe a need for moar QE?
But the eCONomy is swell.
...or not.
Doublespeak MF'ers.
the last time we had FOMC minutes we Effing SKYROCKETED!!
I think…
1) Its all about the VIX, this video shows why vix is about to get pounded and market will rocket. Good video. => http://bit.ly/1fMcakI
2) Earnings or 70% of earnings are good lately.
3) USD that is still rallying will give tailwinds to stocks soon.
4) Lower crude, bad for oil producers, however…. good for consumers, good for transports, companies listed on market.
They're just playing with themselves at this point.
always with the 'fat finger'
anyone ever consider the possibility a trader was eating a meatball sub ... and, uhh, one of them fell on the keys??
No, but that same feller sat on a sharp pensil i left behind.
bullish ?
bullishit
They can stick there fat finger where the sun dont shines
Is that you Lena Dunham?
S&P is up 189 points since 10-15... on fundamentals? LOL!
Sell Mortimer Sell!
It amazes me that ANY of this Shit still matters.
Pass the Blunt to me next.
FOMC minutes release
when the last minutes released - where FOMC expressed worry of dollar strength ... DXY 85.60
currently ... 87.57
Unloading hedges while unloading positions
Helped me fill another tranch of VIX calls on the close so I dont mind. Though since I am recklessly long VIX here that practically guarantees it will close the year under 10.
Slo' learner, eh?
Home Depot flash crashed on the NYSE, trades cancelled.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/nyse-cancelling-home-depot-trades-below...
another stawks "divergence"... i would be broke 20 times over if I played that game, but thanks TD
Don't worry, they fixed it: http://www.eweek.com/security/microsoft-issues-emergency-patch-for-kerbe...
Looks like a graph generated by FED software.
Looking forward to the clusterfomc tomorrow, got a brown bag ready to help me breathe if I can't stop laughing.