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Source: @Haaretz
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"Maybe if I walk in backwards and say I'm just leaving, they'll let me into the 'cool kids' club...."
The rest of the group is having trouble identifying whether that's Kerry or the horse he rode in on.
"Let him go. He'll touch the electric fence and come back."
"Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!"
Kerry: My diaper is leaking ketchup… ;-)
Looney
Ding Dong..............ggggggg!
Stage Direction: Lurch heads for the door
Lurch: You rang (deep baritone voice).....
Who cut the cheese? Its not funny guys
They have a betting pool on how many steps he takes before dropping a road apple. Lavrov's money is on 8.
I like the little pieces of white tape they inconspicuously put on the red rug so everybody knows where to stand.
Betcha betcha betcha he's walking off because he wasn't going to be in the center of attention/impotance, what with the pics his boss got taken in lately.
At the feast of egos, everybody starves
Got to get rid of this woody
Baseball baseball baseball
Hey Mr Ed, Wilbur is calling you...
Best name in horse racing history.....and it's Hoof Hearted, by a nose.
How did Germany invade Poland??
They walked in backwards and said they were leaving.
"Lurch, someone's at the door."
"YOU RANG?"
EDIT
'I am more equal' beat me to it!
. . . They told him about the
sign stuck on his back!
"John, can you go get us some ketchup?"
"I told you you coudln't make him drink."
“He must be late for another American Flag burning party”
"who wants a quick pony ride?"
He's quite tall. I'd say at least 20 hands.
Somebody farted...
Someone said it was time to Put The Feed Bag on!
By the way FU
Mr. Ed is looking for the Wives Club....
i think i hear nutty calling...
This guy almost became president? Holy shit.
You rang?
Lily and Grandpa want another pony ride.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.607989622266791620&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0
I'm so sorry I must leave in such a hurry, I've been summoned to Ferguson.......
Never try to put an old saddle horse in with a team of seven asses.
I've just farted.
it was the broccoli ..... give you the walking farts !
"Overactive bladder runining your meetings with world leaders again? Try Detrol LA and get back in the game."
"A horse walks into a summit meeting..."
... Summit organizer says, "Hey pal, why the long face?"
Oh man, those breakfast burritos are coming back hard!
http://olduvai.ca
"Come back, we have to make this look good!"
"You put your left foot out ..."
Well if you all are not interested I will get on over to the champagne and the buffet first. I could eat a horse I am so hungry! Hope they have ketchup.
Look at the marks on the carpet...all staged for the press....why did he leave???? heck..why does he go???? The guy is in way over his head...and with our leader a no show...or a has been....or a whatever.....he has nothing to negociate with...no strength that is for sure
Guess what's in my pocket?
The photographer says, "OK! On the count of 3, everybody say naayyyyyy!"
"Mmmmmm......Ketchup on those buns, sil vous plait."
Disgusting BunchaButtfuckersandAssMunchers.
There's a person holding a carrot just out of the image view.
Lemme go ask my handlers, BRB......
where's the men's room? anyone want to join me for some fun?
And they're off! Secretariat Of State takes an early lead!
He left the trap with odds at 5-to-1 and came in at quarter past three (!)
Am off to play gulf
Someone threw a sugar cube... weak arm....
.....they never let poor Roudolph, play in any Reindeer games!
...Got to drop a log guys, back in five
LMAO!!!!
"OW OW OW.....I got a hot shit in the chamber!"
neigh i will not pose for a photgraph. neigh i say.
'Anyone seen my trough?'
Red rover, red rover, we send...Mr Ed over.
They all seem to be focused on him. Seems odd that even when he is walking away they have his attention.
I NEED TO PEE FIRST SO EXCITED TO BE WITH THE BIG BOYS
Kerry/Kohn: "Oh, my bad, I thought this was the photo-op for Zionist tools and terrorists. I'll wait. And CIA-Obama will be doing his via selfie."
An American, not US subject.
Kerry sharted and what's worse, they figured out it was him.
Off he goes to wipe.
' what's Barry's surname again?'
The Iranian dude looks like he's calling him back- "Hey Kerry forget the long face joke I was just kidding"
you guys are being mean to me. only Theresa is allowed to call me a dumbass.
Excuse me gents and gals...I need to go buy a camera on a stick.
Wait a minute. I'm supposed to be over with the women.
Adults shouldn't need name tags on the floor telling them where to stand.
How many desk jockey protocol pfficers is that bullshit keeping on the public dole?
Perhaps Lurch is just extremely nearsighted and can't read his own name.
Is Kerry trying out his secret new ass camera to see who fancies a quick bum?
The guy in the center told him to fuck off, he wasn't giving up his spot.
someone was running off with a temper tantrum while the photographers were going snap snap snap ...
-- "Mister Kerry, we were just joking about your Neo-Nazi friends in Kiev."
Funny Animal Faces Elimination Round
Contestant #1 - Proceed to the podium and give us your Mr Ed impersonation.
You have 30 secs.
A horse is a horse of course of course
He's scared of the broad wearing the potato sack.
Happens every time someone off stage rattles a bucket of oats.
Kerry gets to go first in line to kiss Saudi ass.
Kerry didn't want to play Snow White and the Seven Dwarves after discovering that he was to be Grumpy . . . again.
Alzheimer.
Higher radiation may aggravate that disease. Is research available on this?
I'm not going to have my picture taken with a bunch of CRIMINALS!
This thread puts me in a great mood for a change !!!!
Don't be such a wuss John, come back, she was just kidding.
"Oh, this isn't the yacht club? Excuse me gentlemen."
is that a sack of oats in his right hand?
"Come on John, we didn't mean to hurt your feelings!"
I hate when the trotter I bet breaks.
They just sent Kerry for coffee and donuts. "Kerry, don't forget, light milk in my caramel brulee latte...!". Everyone is happy and proud of US Secretary of State finally doing something useful.
"Fuck 'em, I've still got the best hair(piece)."
Sorry guys gotta run!....
My Country is kinda of burning at the moment thanks to a QE induced experiment which was supposed to fix our economy -but didn't! That + all the the bases surrounding Russia and China coupled with our ongoing misadventures in the Middle East with money that could have gone into R&D for new energy technology for creating new jobs and repairing roads, bridges and buildings, that we instead used on moar war and pillaging...
My understanding is that we may need to close all our military bases in Western Europe to facilitate the "melt up" taking place in Ferguson as well as every other major city in our Country!
Oh Sergei! Almost forgot for you to tell Vlad that he's won another "round of chess"... Tell him that Barack says he doesn't want to play him anymore because his ass is really getting sore these days! from the "dicking" you've been giving him repeatedly since he's been in the White House!!
"Billy Jean is not my lover..."
What an embarassing bunch of Stooges we have running our country.
It almost seems orchestrated.
Like the demolition of building #7 in the WTC.
I'd rather see the dude between Lavrov and Kerry step away. Fight Club, bitchez!
Lavrov says "Go on, fuck off you little shit"
Bugger off, dude.
I'm taking my sack of potatoes, and I'm going home.
Exit stage left....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qFxTTi8q0&feature=player_detailpage#t=6
LOL! Actually, it's exit stage right. The perspective is from the actor, not the audience.
"Fuck you guys, I'm going home!"
Hey moron where do you think you're goin?
Excuse me I have to Fart Guys
Just a minute, I forgot my lampshade.
Pai Mei taught you the five point palm exploding heart technique?
(One can only wish...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrigaQbUvZQ
SOOOUUU-EEEEEEE, PIGPIGPIGPIG.... COME AN GIT IT.
"Stay together cheeks, stay together.."
Dawn of the Dead or Dawned on the Dead
Yes, I can step out of the frame while you get a picture of historically significant people.
The real question is why are four of them staring at his ass? Did he shart during the photo shoot or something?
The careful duckwalk and grim expression do suggest he gambled on a fart and drew mud.
I'm going to call Tzipi Livni and arrange another terrorist attack in Jerusalem
Its obvious, Kerry is LEADING. It is not obvious in this photo but the others will trail behind him...
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