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Some folks are not going to be beheaded today...
President Obama is due to pardon the turkeys at 215pmET...
Also ironic on the day when Turkey's leader slams US "rudeness"...
Erdogan accused the US of being "rude" for pressuring it to help save the ISIL-besieged Syrian town of Kobane, which is within sight of the Turkish border.
"Why is somebody coming to this region from 12,000km away?" Erdogan said during an address to a group of businessmen in Ankara, in a clear reference to the US.
"I want you to know that we are against impertinence, recklessness and endless demands," he said.
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So when does CONgress finally do their fucking job instead of demonstrating that they've become irrelevant?
Spot the tur...d
I have. It's brown and occupies the White house.
That reminds me. North Dakota just named their newest and largest dump. The Barrack Obama Memorial Landfill. A local man says it's appropriate because it's darkly colored and full of shit. Legacy.
Start droneing Turkey....I get it
“I can’t think of a better name,” says Joe Blough, a plumber from Minot. “It’s darkly colored and it's full of shit. That pretty much sums up Obama.”
(Apparently, neither could the writers)
Duuuuuuuude:
well u b only 1/2 right on the colah', and u b excessively restrictive when u cast such a narrow net on your comment and point of view.
- Ned
{and a happy Thanksgiving to you and yours}
When you eat your Thanksgiving turkey, may you have an even selection of both white and dark meat, to remind you of the genetic makeup of Emperor Cannigula The E.O. Decider; and give thanks that your government is in control once again; as you fall asleep with the GMO-fed turkey meat digesting in your innards.
IF you decide to eat PORK (the 'other white meat') this holiday season, remember to cook it well, as Thrichynosym parasites (tapeworm young'ins) need a temperature of at least 160 degrees farenheight for a period of at least 5 minutes to be rendered 'inert'; and therefore supposedly 'safe for human consumption'.
HELL. I'll just SKIP the 'meat' shit, and get myself a slice of fresh-baked cinammon apple pie with a hunk of partially-melted cheese topped with vanilla-bean ice cream (and some as yet undecided alcoholic beverage to wash it down with. Alcohol kills the parasites in the gut, you know!).
If Obama is half-white and half-black (as is claimed); and a toilet is the color of Ivory; should we thus refer to what lives in the 'white house' of indoor plumbing before pushing the waterflow handle as 'dark cream-colored'; or 'creamy brown'? 'Choconilla', perhaps? A 'Choconilla Caniggula'? Count CHOCONILLA CANIGGULA with ZIO-BERRIES (for the kiddies and 'breakfast cereal' made by 'GENERAL SCHILLS
MILLS')?
DAMN. THAT'S 'RAYCISS'!
Yup.
"well u b only 1/2 right on the colah..." Is that the 'E-COLAH' strain? The E-COCA-COLA'H strain?
Have a good 'day off' this Thursday.
Their job is to get re-elected and to vote for whatever they are paid to vote for.....
And receive, cash, whores and blow. Everyone wins.
Time Magazine DEFENDS rioters AND LOOTING, compares it with Boston Tea Party:
http://tinyurl.com/lvdk99v
Yeah, because look at all the rioting and looting they did in Boston....
she does have some nice titties..
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WbVf2MJ8iSo/Uo_bt3R5P8I/AAAAAAAAENk/OoZMcX0e_I...
But being lectured about race by a 20 something big titted blonde white woman is fucking absurd.
They're not actually very nice.
I see stretch-marks.
They are BIG. ONLY, and SIMPLY 'big'. The nipples are soft and flimsy and easily pointed DOWNWARD (even at her age).
When she hits 40, those tits will be sagging badly, and the nipples will be pointing at her feet. She'll have to take off those sunglasses that hide her crows-feet, and be bitching and moaning about how good she used to look, and how it's 'ALL YOUR FAULT' that she doesn't look as good as you think she used to, and you'll gladly give her the alimony money just so she goes the FUCK AWAY and SHUTS THE FUCK UP (because you didn't have the guts to bitch-slap this loose and worn out whore when you wanted to), and...
Put your dick back in your pants, and learn the fine art of DISCRETION.
OR, make a big mistake and try to get involved with this acidic worn-out whore with the so-called 'nice tits'. You have almost NO high-quality taste already...
Perhaps you'll find these more "tasteful!"... :>D
The best was when they looted the Dollar Tree.
Risk being shot when everything you can carry is worth 12 bucks. Brilliant
I'm really jealous that my legacy will state I never got to loot the dollar tree.
My old band mates wrote a song "it takes humiliation to rob a gas station".
At least they have that. No family dollar, dollar general triumphs for me. No crooked plyers or useless shit for my troubles.
Mr. Pink, your evident racism, colorism, and support for the 99% are exceeded by your evident lack of judgement in a combat situation. The best was when they burned down the bakery and took nothing away. Risk being shot? Nyet, tovarich, there is no risk of that when the "so-called" "law enforcement" "thugs" have been restrained (I've seen "leashed") to their respective kennels.
No risk, it is even better than a yen carry trade these days. ;-)
- Ned
{pink-ism is a treatable condition that Obama-care will take on after you reveal the entirety of your financial, economic, automotive, employment, and medical history for the efficiency of the national health care system}
{{after you do the above, at great expense and effort, then, ... well ... they'll get back at'cha.}}
{{{But, really, don't worry because the Patz and the Packaz are gonna' do a "super bowl" practice round this Sunday}}}
Which branch of the paid schill army are you from?
If you aren't paid for your posts, you're simply too stupid to get paid (a 'useless eater' is the correct classification here).
I'll be against it when the police stop shooting unarmed people, seizing property without convictions, taking bribes, and spying on our every word. In other words, I'll say people should be civil when the government is. Otherwise, have at it.
Anarchy is better than living under a boot. You simply still have hope that the system can be saved. Not everyone does.
If one has a grievance with the government, have have balls to take it out on the fucking government, not the private citizenry.....
Lack of bravery is cowardice. Excess bravery is called foolishness. Trying to take out anything on the government falls squarely in the foolishness camp. That's not a battle that even 10% of the population can win alone.
And taking it out on people who didn't cause you any harm should get you shot. Yeah, you.
AH.
The CRUX of the matter!
The whole point of the excersize...
Spark a 'race riot' by an incitation of violence due to media training and environmental influences of an unarmed buck nigger who is a known criminal; and put a weaker, smaller, and intellectually-challenged GMO-fed (but better-armed) totalitarian-trained cracker into a situation where he is made to feel helpless as he enforces 'Admiralty Law'...
10 or 20 million 'lower caste' welfare-sucking second-generation single-parented 'entitlement' children of 'african' descent versus a few tens of thousands of well-armed second-generation totalitarian FEDRES-trained assclowns. Give BOTH sides 'equal arms' (in the form of either Federal grants via USAPATRIOT, or 'Fast And Furious'; which was funded in full by HB1 of 2009). The MEDIA has a 'field-day', BUT...
QU'O BONO? ('Who benefits' is the question that sentient humans should ask)
A Commie with a Molotov; or a Mexican MS-13 member with an AK; or a Nigger with a shiv; or a Mick and/or Sheeny with a broken beer/wine bottle; or a 'radical muslim' with a 'belt-bomb/shoe-bomb/boxcutter/pink-haired stripper girlfriend' all present the same risk to the well-being of a person or a family. Which one is to be given 'special priveledges' before sighting, targeting, and termination with extreme prejudice?
OF COURSE, the one who doesn't have the 'resources' that the PRIVELEDGED seek should be terminated first.
Taking it out on people who SUPPORT the people who cause harm directly to you should be BANNED, shouldn't it?
Let's see your answer to THIS statement, you fucking Blair/Bushie acololite.
TAKING IT OUT ON PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T CAUSE YOU ANY (DIRECT OR LEGALLY TRACEBLE) HARM...
Let's see the 'lawyeresque' reply, now.
I'll be right over to get what I want from you.
And Time Magazine can be compared with Mad Magazine. As America divides and the culture corrodes, Alfred E. Neuman's and Time's response: "What, me worry?"
I wonder if they'd say the same thing if Tea Partiers rioted.
CONgress has been pardoned for the moment, but every Turkey has its day.
Congress has been completely nullified. Why they aren't completely disbanded is a mystery to me. Obviously Obama has not risen to his true dictatorial calling.
Miffed
Obama should drone the turkey.
The turkey should shit all over him!
And peck his brains out.
Obama passing up an opportunity to drone a few hapless turkeys? That can only happen at Thanksgiving.
A $58,000 Hellfire missile killing a $40 turkey would be a fitting metaphor for the $6 trillion cost of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
US Wars in Afghanistan, Iraq to Cost $6 trillionhttp://www.globalresearch.ca/us-wars-in-afghanistan-iraq-to-cost-6-trill...
A turkey could/would do a better job than what occupies the office now.
It would wander aimlessly around, strutting it's shit, while shitting all over the place, gobbling unintelligible ramblings; not much difference between the two really.....
Except one has a pen, as the Teleprompter is so fond of reminding us.
" if you send Horseface here again, I Will,,,,"
Knowing the president who is both a pathological liar and says he is good at killing (people) ... he will pardon the turkey, kill it and then go out for a game of gold with no thought of any inconsistencies.
game of gold...
That's my kind of freudian slip ;)
"Knowing the president who is both a pathological liar and says he is good at killing (people) ... he will pardon the turkey, kill it and then go out for a game of gold with no thought of any inconsistencies."
These are just a few traits of a psychopath.
Officer, arrest this turkey! You Fool! The one wearing the tie!
O to be impeached?
haha
why do you think flunkies have dopes for VP??
speaking of beheaders..
Twenty-six Things About the Islamic State (ISIL) that Obama Does Not Want You to Know About
Thanks. Great article, and good summary of what is going on.
As for #26, "Anybody who dares to question the validity of the “Global War on Terrorism” is branded a terrorist and subjected to the anti-terrorist laws."
I'm a proud "terrorist."
An American, not US subject.
My "terrorist" ideology is called NO. As in, NO more paying. NO more playing. NO more obeying. It also means No Organization, as in NO organization is needed if everyone will just Quit, Stop, and say NO more.
The Four Rs
Rejection: Stop Paying, Stop Obeying, Stop Playing.
Revolution: It is inevitable, so prepare, as they are.
Retribution: The guilty must answer for their crimes against the American people and the Constitution.
Restoration: Restore the American people, country and Constitutional republic.
Am I late or is he?
quiet down rabble, let the central planners do their work
Even in this stupid dog and pony show he manages to come off like a dick. Exactly like.
Impeach?
The criminals would have to impeach themselves first.
An American, not US subject.
I heard that they are going to impeach as soon as they finish repealing Obamacare. LOL
"I heard that they are going to impeach as soon as they finish repealing Obamacare. LOL"
Exactly. Another couple years doing nothing.
I hope all the voters who thought things would change pay attention this time. But they won't, and we'll have another campaign of "hope & change" to look forward to...
What do you know , even Muppets have the power to pardon
Everyday at the white house is Thanksgiving when you can eat Reggie's dark meat and tounge his giblets.
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
. . . . and Barry replies ' gobble gobble gobble . . . . '
Why come they gotta pick a first turkey that's lily white, das rayciss.