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Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:47 | 5510105 HedgeAccordingly
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same.. Putin loves Soccer.. and Picasso Bribes 

http://hedgeaccordingly.com/2014/12/sony-drops-fifa-sponsorship-amid-cor...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:09 | 5510187 I am more equal...
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Ubber-Grubergate. 

Yippy xi oh modda fuqher

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:30 | 5510282 Thom_333
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Did you see the photo of Gruber with one of his pet parrots? Apparently he owns 6 parrots. A would say that´s a seriously sick puppy. Subject of mind control ?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 20:44 | 5510883 PT
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Interrogate the parrots.  They must have heard something.  One of them's bound to talk!

Sat, 12/06/2014 - 05:32 | 5523296 Thom_333
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Tweet...tweet...tweet. Bird. Birdcage.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 20:45 | 5510885 PT
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Interrogate the parrots.  They must have heard something.  One of them's bound to talk!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:48 | 5510108 LordEffingtonTh...
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VonFirstenBerg!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:49 | 5510112 LordEffingtonTh...
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damnit

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:00 | 5510156 Colonel Klink
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VonLoserstein

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:21 | 5510246 Billy the Poet
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A first place posting for a people without a first place posting. Oy vey!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 19:18 | 5510687 Pool Shark
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Epic fail with no way to edit it away and remove the evidence...

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:23 | 5510257 Drummond
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That one in the middle sends patriot soldiers to their death or de-limbed while he grins in the Oval Office with that muscular man hanging out the back of him. What a cocksucker!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:00 | 5510157 pods
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Wish you made it. That was a nice one.

:)

Alas, you won't even end up as Secondinski.

pods

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 19:19 | 5510689 Pool Shark
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or even sloppy seconds...

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:05 | 5510166 economics9698
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Fuck Zionism.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:54 | 5510125 altheatoldme
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nay

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:59 | 5510130 Ahoy Polloi
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Is that Gruber [aka: FLOUNDER]? The NOSE is a Dead Giveaway.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:54 | 5510132 NoDebt
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I wouldn't worry about stupid people- there won't be any shortly.

Stephen Hawking says AI will kill us all.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102232193?trknav=homestack:topnews:5

Personally, I think he's being an optimist.  

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:00 | 5510146 pods
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Yeah, I don't see us making it to the point where our hubris leads to our downfall by AI.  Pipedream.

I am more worried about the roving hordes of less than humans than the adamantium shelled robots with freaking laser beams.

I mean, if we do get to where AI is that dangerous, I will hop into the Millenium Falcon and get my ass outta there.

That SOB could make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs!

pods

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:06 | 5510177 NoDebt
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"I am more worried about the roving hordes of less than humans than the adamantium shelled robots with freaking laser beams"

You're afraid of Democrats?  

(Hint: 'democrats' is a code word for something else that isn't polite to say)

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:09 | 5510190 pods
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My buddy uses the term "Canadians."

From the raw numbers, I should be more worried of hammers than AI robots.

pods

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:28 | 5510268 Billy the Poet
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Beware of Peter, Paul and Mary.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:31 | 5510277 Ahoy Polloi
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I always used to laugh about the '<... parsecs>' distinction in that movie.

 

PARSECS are units of distance, NOT time [unless idiots Lucas & holocaust worshipper Spielberg know nothing about Einstein~Rosen bridges].

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:53 | 5510378 MoneyMonkey
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Parsecs is correct in terms of navigation in Star Wars. It has to do with charting a course through hyperspace that avoids stars planets gravity anomaly etc. 

 

/starwarsnerd

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:33 | 5510536 Ahoy Polloi
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 "It has to do with charting a course through hyperspace that avoids stars planets gravity anomaly"

 

Ummm... Let me think... Thus, the Einstein~Rosen bridge disclaimer.

 

/captainobvious

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:58 | 5510622 NotApplicable
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You two should start a club.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 21:37 | 5511025 Thanatos
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Your buddy has the codes...

Stick with him.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:25 | 5510514 sylviasays
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"I am more worried about the roving hordes of less than humans than the adamantium shelled robots with freaking laser beams"


There has been no mention in the U.S. news media about the gang of non-white teens in St. Louis who stopped a moving car and then savagely beat to death a 32 year old white man named Zemir Begic with hammers in front of his wife after he stepped out of the car on Sunday.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2855535/St-Louis-teens-beat-moto...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 19:57 | 5510772 Yellowhoard
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Are you referring to "teens"?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 20:13 | 5510801 booboo
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That ain't shit, my old man could make a Kesslers run in less then 8 barsips.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:06 | 5510176 noben
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Well, hopefully not all of us.  But given that Man has no Natural predator (other than Banksters, Lobbyists and Politicians), maybe a selective culling of the human Herd is just what we need as a species -- "for the greater good of the planet".

Until the Industrial Age and Modern Medicine came along, God (or Mother Nature, if you prefer) did a fine job of culling us on a regular basis.  Now both God & Nature seem "Underemployed", to which I can relate. 

Maybe an AI can pick up the slack and "do God's work" in keeping the human masses in a population balance.  If it uses a trick that Jack Welch used to use at GE for many years, then the Bottom 10% gets whacked on a regular basis.  That way, the "Average" keeps improving.  But, with Jack's departure, 'whacking' people is no longer in vogue in USSA, I hear.

p.s. I'm new at this.  Should I have used the [sarc] tags?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:10 | 5510191 NoDebt
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"Should I have used the [sarc] tags?"

No, you did just fine.  I never use sarc tags.  Way I see it, the reader either gets it or they don't.  Either way, not your problem after that.

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:11 | 5510205 pods
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Some of us here long enough either know it is sarcasm, or miss the sarcasm and see no problem with the proposition.  

<wanders off wondering which is worse>

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:08 | 5510186 Silver Exterior
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Wishful thinking on behalf of hawking I presume... 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:08 | 5510189 Silver Exterior
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Wishful thinking on behalf of hawking I presume... 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:22 | 5510503 Wahooo
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Can't wait to kill my first robot.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:56 | 5510137 gdiamond22
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Isn't it lovley how Hope and Change has morphed into misery and more of the same.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:29 | 5510274 Billy the Poet
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Maybe next time around we can get a little Hope and Crosby.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:04 | 5510161 Colonel Klink
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We all know to the Chosen Ones, we're all stupid goy.  Nothing to see here, resume your run on the hamster wheel slaves!

And we all know Obama is the organ grinder (literally) playing their tune.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:16 | 5510224 pods
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I am fixing to go home and eat a nice dinner and you gotta drop "Obama" and "Organ Grinder" on me in the same sentence?

Might wanna top that off with something like:

"Did you ever go down on a wookie and get one of those hairs in your mouth."

pods

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:54 | 5510380 Colonel Klink
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I guess that works on THREE levels then when you think about it.  And I'd never mention going down on the Wookie nookie.  My darkest thoughts are there's no nookie there but Wookie snausage, and I'm sure Obama is sickened by grinding on it any more.

:hurls:

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:05 | 5510168 FieldingMellish
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Looking at the $ and the SPX, I would say I am also with stupid...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:07 | 5510179 kchrisc
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I know many of the "stupid." "Stupid," or "sleeping," they shoot reallllly well.

An American, not US subject.

 

Come to think of it, so do I.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:12 | 5510214 Tsar Pointless
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I want to get a shirt that has the words "Surrounded by Stupid" on it, with arrows pointing in all directions but down and up. As I ride public transportation daily, it would come in handy and be used often.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:06 | 5510432 tarabel
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Once the ones who can read explain it to everyone else, you will be beaten to death and then it will be necessary to re-examine the concept of who is with who.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 19:27 | 5510713 Kayman
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tarabel

Who is on first. Whom is on second.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:21 | 5510250 youngman
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Hawking will die if his AI Wheelchair ever screws up...maybe that is what he is talking about...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:29 | 5510275 frankly scarlet
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across the board IQ's are dropping....so make of that what you will

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:02 | 5510339 GoinFawr
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Oh I dunno, President Obama seems like one helluva Democat, narf.

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:04 | 5510430 ihatebarkingdogs
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Birds carry some weird, exotic diseases. A colleague contracted a lung ailment from his bird. He lived a miserable, painful, depressing life for the year or so it took to kill him.

Is it inhuman of this "Stupid Person" to wish the same upon an individual that was instrumental in inflicting a miserable, painful, depressing existence on ME through his disdain for me by orchestrating legistation that will affect me for the rest of my life?

I think not. Die, you fucker Gruber.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:20 | 5510497 SickDollar
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shut up  Muppet Obozo he was talking about the sheeple

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 21:19 | 5510984 didthatreallyhappen
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does obama have multi colored testicles near his mouth?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 21:40 | 5511034 Thanatos
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As often as possible.

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