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Images From A Dark Detroit: "Major Cable Failure" Sparks Widespread Power Outage

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Just 15 months after Detroit's Black Out 2013 debacle, spokespeople for the city and DTE Energy confirmed at around 11:00 a.m. local time on Tuesday that most of Detroit’s municipal grid is offline:

  • *DETROIT CITES 'MAJOR CABLE FAILURE' FOR POWER OUTAGE
  • *DETROIT: OUTAGE IS AFFECTING ALL CUSTOMERS ON THE PLD GRID

The outage is preventing power from being delivered to police stations, schools, traffic lights and other city-run facilities and services.

According to Detroit Press Office shortly before noon:

"The city's public lighting grid suffered a major cable failure that has caused the entire grid to lose power at approximately 10:30 this morning. The outage is affecting all customers on the PLD grid. We have isolated the issue and are working to restore power as soon as possible."

 

As RT reports,

“It looks like the entire Detroit Public Lighting system is down. Affecting about 100 buildings, places like The Joe, Frank Murphy Hall of Justice, fire stations, schools.

 

We were notified about 10:30 a.m. We’re working with them to help resolve the situation. We’ll help investigate the problem and make repairs. It’s too early yet to determine what has caused the shutdown,” Scott Simons of DTE Energy Co. told the Detroit News.

Evacuations have begun across the city:

 

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Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:25 | 5509337 SethDealer
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doesnt everyone in detroit just sit around all day watchng tv and waiting for welfare check?? this could be a major problem with riots

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:33 | 5509384 A Lunatic
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It's cold and it's daylight and the 1st was yesterday = no riots.....

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:55 | 5509538 Sizzurp
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Detroit, our own little piece of North Korea.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:56 | 5509539 Sizzurp
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Dup

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:16 | 5508978 Mr Pink
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Time to loot the Dolla Sto!!!!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:39 | 5509096 Kprime
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surely you meant Macy's

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:53 | 5509172 Government need...
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Going on a polar bear hunt.  Need to lay in some white meat for the winter.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:19 | 5508986 joego1
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No cops, no firefighters, no electricity.....

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:32 | 5509057 JustObserving
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Where is Robocop when you need him?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:54 | 5509176 TBT or not TBT
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Like Robinson Caruso, as primitive as can be.  

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:19 | 5508987 Peter Pan
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A taste of things to come everywhere.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:20 | 5508989 A82EBA
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maybe it's the Wolverines taking out power grid

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:19 | 5508990 Big Corked Boots
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It's OK. They still have a giant black fist outside.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:20 | 5508999 Bay of Pigs
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Lets burn this bitch down...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:21 | 5509000 quasimodo
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At least we can be assured it had nothing to do with a late payment, stellar credit rating and all that.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:31 | 5509050 Arnold
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Water and gas too for the trifecta.

Then we lift the Detroit Federal Reserve building two and a half feet and take out all the gold.

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:21 | 5509004 Gringo Viejo
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White Racism! No doubt.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:21 | 5509007 BellevueTrader
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Test run...once stawks drop, it's lights out and your money is locked up. Think about it. Hotel California...blackout edition. Ready?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:59 | 5509195 Scoobywan
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Yes...locked up in my basement.

Only fools use the system for more than required (IE just enough deposited to pay my mortgage).

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:32 | 5509009 spankfish
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.gov forgot... er ah could not pay the electric bill.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:23 | 5509011 Infinite QE
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Copper thieves strike again. Not to be compared in anyway however to the precious metal thieves on Wall Street. Any likeness is accidental and not the intention of the poster.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:23 | 5509015 ZeroPoint
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What are the odds that power is restored?

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:23 | 5509020 youngman
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this will be lootapalooza...just wait for the FSA to show up...and soon....no alarms..no police...its free baby..free...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:45 | 5509125 ZeroPoint
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No doubt. It takes Detroit police 4 hours on average to show up to incident before lights out. Devil's Night.

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:53 | 5509168 Meat Hammer
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If they show up at all.  I've heard they won't even respond to calls on certain parts of 8 Mile Road.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:02 | 5509215 quasimodo
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You are correct MH, have a cousin that lives south and he told me that exact same thing from a bud who works for public service in that area. He referred to it as dead man's zone.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:04 | 5509216 quasimodo
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You are correct MH, have a cousin that lives south and he told me that exact same thing from a bud who works for public service in that area. He referred to it as dead man's zone.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:25 | 5509021 Yen Cross
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   I'm sure the IMF will lend Detroit some $ to fix the problem... Zero is out bombing brown people 1/2 way around the world and can't be bothered with such trivial dealings.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:40 | 5509098 besnook
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the new bric development bank should set up an office in that 3rd world shithole and save it.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:25 | 5509023 Meat Hammer
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Electricity is raycissss!  Burn this bitch to the ground!!!!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:26 | 5509026 SickDollar
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You guys missed the point. this was a planned gift for Detroit to have thier FREE Black friday/Cyber Monday

BLACK TUESDAY in BLACK DETROIT

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 21:19 | 5510982 Government need...
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This bee Black Santa, git out and reparate whatever you wants.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:26 | 5509029 SandiaMan
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Black Tuesday

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:12 | 5509452 IridiumRebel
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DEsTROyIT

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:26 | 5509030 stant
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Welcome to the next south africa

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:26 | 5509037 Bell's 2 hearted
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can't they run an extension cord to windsor?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:53 | 5510131 FrankDrakman
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I like your way of thinking, but unfortunately, Canadian electricity is metric, and incompatible with US electricity. We'll have to keep it here, thanks. 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:21 | 5510245 Calmyourself
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Shit just multiply the wattage by 2.54 and its all good..

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:28 | 5509045 youngman
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Crime will run rampant tonight....this will be huge...get CNN there....and the gay newsreader..Cooper...he can tell the black folks where to go for the good stuff...what store is fully stocked..its understandable right..the anger..the looting

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:07 | 5509234 25or6to4
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The last time I remember black folks rioting en mass during cold weather was during a November snowstorm in Baltimore 1980. Maybe that is where the term black Friday comes from. Got themselves free color teevees and Atari sets back then. Those were the good old daze.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:30 | 5509047 homiegot
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We should have free electricity. We're entitled.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:24 | 5509332 NuckingFuts
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Sure, it's a human right.  Like housing. /s/

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:34 | 5509059 NEOSERF
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Grab some popcorn and wait for dusk...should be some rioting  uhmmm protests tonight which will be "understood" as it will be Ferguson sympathy protesting.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:33 | 5509065 HardlyZero
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Atlas Shrugged ?

Who knew ?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:34 | 5509069 nodhannum
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The lights went out in detroit decades ago.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:40 | 5509099 Meat Hammer
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Sounds like some great classic rock lyrics...or maybe Bob Dylan.

The lights went out in Detroit decades ago.

And we all know where that big black fist gonna go...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:14 | 5509286 Frank N. Beans
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That's the night that the lights went out in Detroit
That's the night that they hung an innocent man


Read more at http://lyrics.com/the-night-the-lights-went-out-in-georgia-lyrics-reba-m...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:36 | 5509085 bigrooster
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They better get the power up before nightfall or folks will start burning buildings to stay warm.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:51 | 5509153 mastersnark
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Implying they ever stopped doing so.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:08 | 5509244 Freddie
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They come out at night...mostly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B436avtEXzs

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:38 | 5509086 Kprime
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this is how you extend the holiday (looting) shopping, black Tuesday has arrived.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:51 | 5509157 yogibear
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The street folks going Christmas shopping.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:38 | 5509087 besnook
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practice run?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:44 | 5509112 Drop out
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I was just wondering the same. Timing is funny.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:38 | 5509089 LFMayor
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Tylers, that's not a good choice for a graphic.  You see, in the movie there was some power on Manhattan, the inmates had rigged generators, steam boilers and gassifiers.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that we probably wont be seeing that sort of innovation in Detroit anytime soon.

Dindu Nuffins, not a just a talisman against responsibility, it's a mantra, a credo, a way of somewhat-life.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:41 | 5509102 GIABO
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BURN BABY BURN!!!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:47 | 5509484 NuckingFuts
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Detroit Inferno!!  Burn Baby Burn! Burn that Mother Down!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:41 | 5509103 mastersnark
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Never had this problem when Kwame ruled.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:42 | 5509105 surf0766
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Lights out, time to loot

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:45 | 5509118 romanko
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Grid down?

Let's spend some bitcoins, oh yeah!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:06 | 5509235 Theta_Burn
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Thats funny..

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:26 | 5509997 Bioscale
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Fonestar is not laughing..

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:42 | 5510078 ReligiousAtheist1
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+1for that one gave me a good laugh.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:43 | 5509119 Bill of Rights
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Call in the National Guard! to protect the infrastructure! and Businesses!...Oh wait.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:53 | 5509166 Government need...
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Wasn't there a vid clip floating around ZH yesterday showing thugcops lighting fires in Ferguson?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:45 | 5509122 Snoopy the Economist
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Did thieves finally start stealing the 'working' electrical cables for scrap metal? What's next - railroad tracks?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:46 | 5509127 PirateOfBaltimore
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Switch up, no juice!

#Detroit

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:47 | 5509131 youngman
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Its Christmas in Detroit......its all you can carry....

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:50 | 5509147 Conax
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Shoulda paid that bill, Detroit.  Cable broke my ass.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:53 | 5509152 yogibear
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Surprised those folks in Detroit aren't chopping down the street lights, power lines and high tension towers for scrap metal. In a midwest city the street people cut some AC condensers for the copper. The data center overheated and caused equipment to fail.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:33 | 5510038 Keyboard Kommando
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I'm sure the perps were the same kind as the trash that infests Detroit!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:52 | 5509158 Government need...
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So you're a white man living in Dee-troit right now.   You can see the savages closing in.  The cops aren't even gonna watch 'em scalp you and your hard-earned assets.  Living close to a pack of criminal primates?  WINNING!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:54 | 5509174 joego1
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Lights out hands up

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:52 | 5509160 Meat Hammer
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We have seen and will continue to see the sheeple being reminded of the difference betweeen rights and privileges.

I has a right to good helfcare!

Well, what happens if all the doctors quit, Lil' Rayray?  Where's your right to free healthcare now?

I has a right to electricity!

You get the idea...

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:52 | 5509162 Bill of Rights
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Dodgy Home Appraisals Are Making a Comeback - Yahoo Finance

 

 

An estimated one in seven appraisals conducted from 2011 through early 2014 inflated home values by 20% or more, according to data provided to The Wall Street Journal by Digital Risk Analytics, a subsidiary of Digital Risk LLC. The mortgage-analysis and consulting firm based in Maitland, Fla., was hired by some of the 20 largest lenders to review their loan files.

The firm reviewed more than 200,000 mortgages, parsing the homes’ appraised values and other information, including the properties’ sizes and similar homes sold in the areas at the times. The review was conducted using the firm’s software and staff appraisers.

Bankers, appraisers and federal officials in interviews said inflated appraisals are becoming more widespread as the recovery in the housing market cools. While home prices are increasing generally, their appreciation is slowing, and sales have been weak despite low interest rates. The dollar amount of new mortgages issued this year is expected to be down 39% from last year, at about $1.12 trillion, according to the Mortgage Bankers Association.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:53 | 5509169 besnook
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as a kid when detroit was decked out in chrome there was saying that went, "as gm goes so goes the nation". they meant detroit in general. now much of detroit is abandoned squalor and many of its residents can't pay their water bill or electric bill. THIS IS THE USA TODAY!!!!! it is not just detroit. detroit is the future of the usa unless something is done about it. the phoenix doesn't rise out of every ash pile. most of the time there is just an ash pile. that is detroit.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:56 | 5509187 madcows
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all the workers left.  now all detroit has is FSA participants.  GM was a crap product.  detroit is what happens when the left wing rules for decades. 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:08 | 5509241 Tsar Pointless
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Clueless comment of the day award. Here. You've earned it.

The ONLY thing you got correct was the part about GM being a crap product. Of course it is - it was made and designed in America.

You see, the United States of America couldn't compete fairly, so we had to bomb and kill some folks in order to get our way.

That's what a bully does. Not a leader.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:31 | 5509371 besnook
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my first big stock market score was the chrysler bailout so i followed the auto industry pretty closely back then. the big three had a 1500 dollar/car cost advantage over the growing japanese imports they complained about incessantly at the time. instead of using that cost advantage(that grew through the eighties because of the stengthening yen and is why honda and toyota opened their first usa plants) to protect market share they put all that money in their pockets for this quarter's numbers. both toyota and honda even voluntarily put a quota on usa auto exports because they did not want to grow so fast in the usa without having the proper infrastructure first. the usa automakers took another 15 years to get their act together and have not caught up yet. that is what happened to detroit.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:09 | 5509624 Dingleberry
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The issue simply put was this:

in the 70s, we had an oil shock but that was only part of the problem.

The workers got militant and very diversified.

Quality was not just bad....it was horrendous. Cars built on monday or friday were worse than midweek.

And to top it off.....dealers salivated everytime a new car got brought in for "service". You got serviced alright....good, long, hard and deep.  And they didn't even use lube.

Engineering designed cars to fail. Workers built them to fail.  And YOU got to pay for it. Thru the fucking nose.

The trauma of that experience was so bad that even today, liberals (who claim to support unions) won't buy a domestic car. Go to Cali and see for yourself.

The domestics had homefield advantage, referrees in their pockets.....and still fucked it up.

That is the lesson of Detroit.

Learn it. KNow it. Live it.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:15 | 5509654 Government need...
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Don't forget to add how the white man raped the peaceful indians.  It's always the white man's fault.  What's his name. . . Bush?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:22 | 5509312 agstacks
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“This is what happens when government is small enough to drown in your bathtub. This is exactly the kind of thing many Republicans would impose on us” 

Melissa Harris-Perry

"Michigan used to be a symbol of industrial strength in manufacturing in this country. But thanks to a lot of Republican policies, the city is now filing for bankruptcy,"

Ed Shultz

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:02 | 5509579 shovelhead
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Thanks for that.

Lesson learned: Don't read liberal statements while eating oatmeal.

That shit is hard to get out of your sinuses.

Not to metion the keyboard.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:54 | 5509170 madcows
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Quick, go loot all your black neighbors businesses.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:42 | 5509444 Monty Burns
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How do you loot a nail parlor?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:49 | 5509835 Nick Jihad
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Not as dumb as they look, are they?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:45 | 5510089 FrankDrakman
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I wouldn't even try, for fear of accidentally shooting myself in the back of the head with a nail gun. 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:55 | 5509175 yogibear
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Soon the whole country will resemble Zimbabwe. Turd-world existence.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:57 | 5509186 glenlloyd
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Nothing like having all your chickens in one basket and no backup system in place.

Kind of like our interstate highway system really.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:03 | 5509211 Conax
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Chicken--  all in one bucket?

Dats rayciss!   Gimme they cole slaw, too!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:57 | 5509193 idahosinker
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The two token Whites, called in sick on the same day.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:23 | 5509315 LFMayor
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+ 1000  you sir are brilliant!  ROFL!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:41 | 5509431 Monty Burns
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I knew da White debbil was to blame....

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:00 | 5509196 viator
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Maybe they didn't pay their electric bill along with their water bill.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:33 | 5509377 Village-idiot
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That's exactly what I was thinking!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 13:59 | 5509200 Herdee
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Get Obuma to drive the bus and we'll tour 40 square miles of run down industrial wasteland.Take along our picnic food and we'll lay around on blankets in sub-zero weather.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:03 | 5509221 Ghost Writer
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Hopefully the lights will be back on by nightfall - else crime stats will probably go up

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:05 | 5509225 Son of Captain Nemo
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Simple question.

Can someone please tell us why Congress members from that State -Debbie Stabenow, Carl Levin, Mike Rogers, Bill Huizenga, Tim Walberg, Dan Kildee, Candice Miller, Dan Benishek, Sander Levin, Dave Camp, Fred Upton, Kerry Bentivolio, John Dingell and Garry Peters haven't been drawn, quartered burned and the pieces sent to all four corner(s) of the State -by now?....

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:05 | 5509226 Trucker Glock
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"Maybe they blew a fuse."

"I don't think so, man.  Those lights are off on purpose."

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:07 | 5509238 the not so migh...
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allot of sex will be happening

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:59 | 5509567 hoist the bs flag
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as in gang rapes? most likely.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:04 | 5509595 shovelhead
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With hammers?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:16 | 5509956 besnook
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looted from the home depot?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:11 | 5509256 Latitude25
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 "It’s too early yet to determine what has caused the shutdown,”

I thought it was a cable failure?  Yeah sure the whole city is fed radially on a single high voltage cable.  Not likely.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:11 | 5509261 Don Sunset
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If this had happened in D.C., it would have gone unnoticed.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:11 | 5509263 Frank N. Beans
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Turn those machines back on!!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:12 | 5509268 localizer
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Is Obama really not ashamed of what is happening in Detroit? The self-proclaimed world leader cannot get their shit together... what a disgrace.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:33 | 5509380 Baby Eating Dingo22
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One man's blackout is another man's recovery

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:15 | 5509283 tlnzz
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So the last person to leave Detroit turned the lights off? Bout time.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:31 | 5509361 Village-idiot
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Correction: the last person that had a real productive job just left and turned out the lights.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:16 | 5509288 laomei
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once upon a time.... the most prosperous city on the planet

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:28 | 5509353 bluskyes
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Thus begin martial law in America

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:30 | 5509362 theyjustcantstop
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they found the outage problems, the public-sector unions benefit funds are running behind.

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:32 | 5509373 Baby Eating Dingo22
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I see a major blockbuster reality show coming out of this

"Survival in Darkety Dark Detroit"

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:17 | 5509668 Government need...
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I've seen that movie!  Kind of a mashup of 'The Running Man,' 'Hunger Games,' and 'Max Max: Beyond Thunderdome'.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:35 | 5509379 Monty Burns
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The utility will save money as nobody in Detroilet pays for the juice anyway.Don't worry, that city's intelligent, diligent and hard-workingg people will have things sorted in no time.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:34 | 5509381 Roanman
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I keep trying to tell these morons, you gotta pay the damn bill EVERY MONTH.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:35 | 5509397 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Transport them by railcar to NYC. Their grid is top-notch.

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:36 | 5509398 Incubus
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detoilet

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:38 | 5509406 I woke up
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Is the dinosaur fence still on?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:43 | 5509453 begintowin
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As soon as they finish building the moat around the White House they'll get to work on the fence to keep the reptiles locked in.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:18 | 5509675 Government need...
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I believe power to the 'primate paddock' fence has been lost.  Flee, flee for your lives!!!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:26 | 5509712 Incubus
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dusk of the planet of the apes

 

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:27 | 5509721 Frank N. Beans
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dats nasty

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:38 | 5509410 Yellowhoard
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The power company didn't build that grid.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:38 | 5509411 L_Conquistador
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Let me guess, a bunch of the locals will suddenly realize they want to demand justice for Michael Brown.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:39 | 5509429 Panic Mode
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Ferguson in daylight.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:49 | 5509472 TalkToLind
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HOW CAN THIS BE???  We banned those electric guzzling incandescent bulbs last year...that should have fixed everything.  I guess your halogen bulbs will be banned next.  It's for the children.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:47 | 5509479 Hamm Jamm
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do we really need lights on a toilet ?  who want to see the turds, anyhow ???

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:46 | 5509480 insanelysane
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WTF is evacuating the buildings even mean???  When the game is over to people simply leave the stadium or do they need to be evacuated?  At the end of the school day do the students and teachers leave the building or do they get evacuated?  At the end of a movie...

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:32 | 5510031 FrankDrakman
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if you're on the top floor of the RenCen, and the elevators stop working, you probably need an evacuation plan; just letting people stampede down stairwells hasn't worked too well in the past. 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 19:16 | 5510677 Oliver Klozoff
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They just interviewed on the TV a 300lb grammaw who had to scoot down the stairs on her butt. 9 stories.

And another gal said "Dat skool be dark"

Lots of "folks" trapped in elevators too.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:50 | 5509496 Village-idiot
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If the power doesn't come back on before dark it's going to get really interesting.

Depending on what happens tonight if the power is still off, I believe there may be a mass exodus of the last few remaining whites (read: tax-payers) this next spring.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:56 | 5509547 Bumbu Sauce
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Detroit is every liberal's paradise.  They ruled it for 50+ years.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:58 | 5509554 RabbitOne
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I just drove through part of the electric debacle in Detroit and am back in my suburban ranch house. Having worked in Detroit most of my life we are all well aware here of Detroit’s city owned electric grid that is now in shambles. It is a classic case of Democrat socialistic greed gone from good to destroyed.

 In the beginning the Detroit city owned electric grid was called a gem. It was called a model for cities all across America to implement. And then the public union’s arrived on the scene with their stifling wage and work rule demands. New electric workers on the grid were limited by work rules causing 60 hour work weeks. The 20 hours over time was paid double rate. Next came the fancy health care plan, large pensions and up to 6 weeks off a year.

 As the union demands became the norm, the electric grid fell into more and more disrepair as the city could not meet them. This forced layoffs and more poor grid service. To counter this loss of service, multiple times in the past, the state urged the city to privatize the grid. But the greedy city politicians refused.  Now in bankruptcy Detroit can no longer ignore the problem and will be privatizing the grid to Detroit Edison. Edison said it will take up to seven years to replace the aged neglected cables in the grid and restore the grid to “average” service. This is another example of how Democrat politicians and public unions continue to destroy America…

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:13 | 5510471 Monty Burns
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New grids for the groids.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 19:28 | 5510712 Oliver Klozoff
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Yep. Public unions are a scourge.

Unions formed in the private sector protected workers from often brutal management back in the day.

HOWEVER, unions formed in the public sector protect workers from... us?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 20:21 | 5510815 Buster Cherry
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And what color is your average Democrat politician and public union member in Detroit?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 14:57 | 5509556 hoist the bs flag
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i was going to say some snarky comment about paying the bills...but alas...the rats have chewed the cables. Should have paid that exterminator bill too i guess.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:00 | 5509562 Shekels
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Give them a one-way ticket and send all the negroid (afro-americans) to multi-cultural Tel Aviv.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:02 | 5509586 Bumbu Sauce
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Liberia was set aside specifically for the africants.  It should have been compulsory.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:25 | 5509702 Infinite QE
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Best idea I've heard in ages.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 16:25 | 5509999 Keyboard Kommando
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White = Old Detroit

Black = Obama-stan (New Detroit)

It's always like this! Detroit, Zimbabwe, Haiti, South Africa, etc... Blacks are NOT capable of civilization above the copper age!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:11 | 5510459 Monty Burns
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Well those like Barbara Lerner Spectre with TA as their spiritual home keep extolling the merits of Afros for the rest of us. But not for themselves. (Scratchin' ma haid).

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:02 | 5509588 CaptainSpaulding
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Blue Horseshoe loves Sears

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:06 | 5509604 Bumbu Sauce
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Rename it Obamabad.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:17 | 5509662 muleskinner
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"Images From A Dark Detroit"

 

That is raycyst.

 

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:21 | 5509683 divedivedive
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I live in a 'developing' nation. They let me hook up my PV system to the grid. I'm averaging monthly bills of about $1.85 (taxes included).

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 15:20 | 5509687 ArmaG3don
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Good for them. I'm still on my straight white boy honest job massacre.

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