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Obama Undergoes Medical Tests, CT Scan Over Sore Throat

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Who says the US president is unwilling to suffer great discomfort and intolerable pain in the pursuit of his noble, "leader of the free world" duties? Not flashing red headlines informing us about the constant state of the president's frail laryngeal area, that's for sure. From Bloomberg:

  • PRESIDENT OBAMA SEEKING TREATMENT FOR SORE THROAT, DOCTOR SAYS

And from Reuters:

Obama, complaining of sore throat, diagnosed with acid reflux

 

President Barack Obama, who had medical tests on Saturday after complaining of a sore throat, is suffering from acid reflux, the president's physician said. "The president's symptoms are consistent with soft tissue inflammation related to acid reflux and will be treated accordingly," Obama's doctor, Captain Ronny Jackson, said in a statement.

 

Acid reflux is a condition in which the stomach contents flow back up from the stomach into the esophagus, causing such symptoms as heartburn and sore throat.

 

Obama went to Walter Reed military hospital for a fiber optic exam of his throat and since swelling was detected, doctors decided to perform a CT scan as well, Jackson said.

 

"The CT scan was conducted this afternoon purely as a matter of convenience for the President's schedule. The CT scan was normal," Jackson added.

 

Jackson said he recommended Obama go to Walter Reed for the tests after the president complained of suffering from a sore throat over the past couple of weeks.

Even more on this breaking news:

And while the social media has been lit ablaze with alternative "theories" that may have caused Obama's throat discomfort, please join us as we observe a minute of silence in awe of America's suffering president.

 

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Sat, 12/06/2014 - 21:56 | 5524938 Bumbu Sauce
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Reggie Love needs STD testing.

Sat, 12/06/2014 - 23:35 | 5525131 Tachyon5321
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At least Obama did not waste his money on the Obamacare Bronze plan....

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 14:55 | 5526225 sb36695
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I tried it for 2 months and then cancelled after denied charges.  It's catastrophic insurance at cadillac rates.

Sat, 12/06/2014 - 23:39 | 5525136 Ginsengbull
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Abrasion tonsilitus, caused by cracked watermelon seeds.

 

I guess he forgot that they aren't all seedless.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 00:08 | 5525184 MsCreant
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He ain't but like 6% black, dude. 

Sat, 12/06/2014 - 23:40 | 5525139 Hulk
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Moochele is going to have to take it easy on the big O with her French Tickler for a few weeks !!!

Sat, 12/06/2014 - 23:56 | 5525158 rsnoble
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Not sure if anyone's said it (lol wouldn't surprise me) but ......

Putins been throatfucking the loser.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 00:09 | 5525185 flacorps
Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:04 | 5525264 FredFlintstone
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Acid reflux my ass. Only obese people who over eat get that.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:13 | 5525270 LetsGetPhysical
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Hopefully throat cancer from smoking.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:38 | 5525290 hangemhigh77
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Are they sure it's not from Oboner swallowing Michelle's spunk?

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 06:22 | 5525447 cdm
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probably Macho Mojito style ...

http://cookingwithcum.com/nhsem/macho-mojito/

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:41 | 5525293 hangemhigh77
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Please God let it be Ebola or a fast moving cancer. Please let him die in agonizing pain.  That would be such a great Christmas present for the country.  Everyone write letters to Santa, "Please Santa give Oboner the Black Plague. Everyone would be sooo happy that they would sing Jingle Bells".

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:43 | 5525297 hangemhigh77
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Everyone repeat after me.........Oboner has Cancer...Oboner has Cancer...Oboner has Cancer

 

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:46 | 5525303 hangemhigh77
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He's been dueching his asshole again.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:48 | 5525306 hangemhigh77
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I hope they did an examination of every hole. You never know what hole is gonna act up next having all those skin flutes getting jammed in.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 01:48 | 5525308 hangemhigh77
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Oh NOOO!! I'm VERY concerned about Oboner. I'm concerned that he'll survive.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 03:14 | 5525364 pachanguero
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i hope he live many years. the most hated racist ever

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 03:52 | 5525381 BeetleBailey
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FUCK the empty suited fraud....

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 05:16 | 5525388 bid the soldier...
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Sore throats are usually symptoms of failed hostage attempted rescues.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 04:14 | 5525390 Steel Magnolia
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And the silver lining is >> That should shut him up for a while.

A CT Scan for a sore throat? What a wuss, gargle with warm salt water like the rest of the country does.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 04:28 | 5525393 Usura
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I wonder if he has been in Chigaco recently.  He used to frequent the bath houses in that city.  Maybe he picked something up.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 04:28 | 5525394 Steel Magnolia
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Probably "canine" regurgitation because the whole world knows he's all bark & no bite!

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 09:55 | 5525605 d edwards
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He's finally choking on all his f-ing LIES!

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 10:02 | 5525614 Pumpkin
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Doctor: "Cut back on the lying some.  You're going to hurt yourself"

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 10:12 | 5525632 mototard
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Not a great article.  It does not cover the two most important issues:

 

1.  Will his medical costs be covered under Obamacare?

2.  How will this affect his golf game?

 

:-)

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 11:04 | 5525695 Fred123
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Reggie around lately?

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 12:46 | 5525881 SmittyinLA
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Throating random gay male lobbyists is not good for the health.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 13:54 | 5526055 markovchainey
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I didn't read the article, I just scrolled to the comments because I knew there would be plenty of "cocksucker" jokes.  I was not disappointed.  Thanks everyone!

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 14:27 | 5526136 combatsnoopy
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i couldn't "like" any of the comments for some reason.  

I agree, this looks like vds in the throat, the lobbyists get around. 

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