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Caught On Tape - State Department Spokesperson Admits Her Own Propaganda Is "Ridiculous"
Filed under "it's funny coz it's not funny." The State Department's Jen Psaki appears to forget her mic is hot following the most cryptic piece of propagandist misinformation regarding the acquittal of Egypt's ex-leader Hosni Mubarak... "that was ridiculous"
Have they given up even trying to hide their disdain for the American public?
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My Dad, a WW2 and Korea veteran had a way of teaching durable truths within deceptively simple formulations.
Re this marxist dyke tool, I can hear him dolefully muttering from the grave "you just have to look at her".
Made me laugh.
I can see my old man in his chair with the paper up and then tipping it down to look over the tops of his reading glasses at the TV saying " What an ahsole".
His universal conveyance of contempt.
I commend my father for actually having made up his own swear word and telling us it was Greek. I, on the other hand, having been in the Navy, don't give a flying fuck. Ah, the difference a generation makes.
Todays young adults don't have a prayer, as they will willingly line up to be shot in the head and won't even notice because they are too immersed in their I-phones.
Not all of us. 4545454454
Your Dad obviously didn't teach you much about politics if you think anyone in the Obama administration is a Marxist. But, it's more fun for you to make stuff up, making you less competent to rule than even the current regime of Republicrats.
Sure... she is an appalling bitch on wheels and a pompous, brainless CUNT... BUT... compared to her bimbo pal Marie Barf... she is a genius. Small wonder... they were both selected by the McDonald's tree, Klown Kerry.
There are days I just long to be a White Houe staff reporter.
"Mr Earnest, given the recent hot mic gaffe by Jen Psaki, can you tell me why the White House still employs this ignorant cunt?"
Aren't they Siamese twins who were separated at birth by a weed wacker?
Am i the only one who wanted to smack the shit out of her?
Baphod: inferiority complex
dry fist fuck up to elbow to grab her guts and twist it until they tear and push forward until you get em from her throat, finest glove possible, or backward for the most funny decorating item to set on christmas tree.
The bitch is well paid by tax payers to lie to tax payers. I challange anyone to refute that. But obviously, the rediculous level that US propaganda has reached even insults this bitch.
The reason the US government insults it's citizens with propaganda and lies is because they have gievn up any pretense of democracy. They rule with an iron fist in the name of Zionism and Corporatism. The Americna people just get in the way with foolish questions.
This new style of government by Zionism is going to destroy America totally. As long as we accept foreign rule by Zionism, we deserve our own demise. My father's generation would have booted the Zionists out of government, instead we bow down like dogs to their commands. It is pathetic. Simply do a check on who the Neoconservative rulers are, the zionist nature of them is impossible to deny, impossible to hide. Zionism and Neoconservative Wsahington are the same people. Like reading the AIPAC membership list.
It wasn't a lie because she didn't actually say anything.
That's what was so great about the press guy pounding on her; they both knew she was spouting useless, meaningless words, but she couldn't just say: "we have no comment." She had to blather with the hope that she wouldn't get caught - she, or whoever wrote that crap, hoped someone would hear it and think 'oh, America, so right, so good!" But people are starting to listen and hear the actual bullshit and not the meaningless pablum. It's a good sign.
I should add some snarky comment about the transparent government we were promised back in 2008, but we're so far from that it is no longer funny.
The last thing we want to do is actually answer any questions at one of these press conferences.
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C'mon,
You can't be a spokesman for the State Dept. and actually say "I have no fuckin idea what I'm talking about, so I can't answer your question. I just read the lines."
The job needs a nimble Muhammed Ali who can dance, weave and never get touched and we just saw a flat-footed teenager on her way to the ER.
Pitiful.
Maybe Obama's Presidential memoir should be titled "A Crisis in Competence".
She could have said:
"We supported Mubarak when he was our puppet and he did what he was told, which was to keep a lid on Egypt for our friends in Tel Aviv. As long as he did that one thing, we didn't give a fuck how many people he killed or what he did with all the cash we shoveled his way. But when he screwed up and got the Egyptians so pissed at him that they revolted, we threw him under the bus as quickly as we could. But that was a total fuckup too, since we knew we couldn't handle this Morsi guy the same way. So we pulled the strings to get the Eygptian army to dispose of him and take their rightful spot running the the country for us and our pals to the North. So now that the Army is back in control, and Morsi is out of the picture, we really don't give a shit about what kind of sham trial the generals give to their buddy Mubarak to clear him. So eveything is just peachy as far as we are concerned. Fuck the Egyptian people. It ain't really their country, is it? In fact, the only thing wrong with the way the Egyptian generals did things is that they should have given Mubarak's case to a Grand Jury, so there would have been no indictment in the first place. That's how you rule a civilized country. Any other questions?"
But she couldn't really say that, I suppose.
That's kind of what she did say, actually. Mostly by omission though. When you have to deal with these people, it's important to pay as much or more attention to the white space on the page than the text; to what they don't say as much or more than what they do say. You know they, or the people who write their scripts at least the real deal, and they write what they write in reaction to the reality, not to communicate it, but to affect opinion like a combination shot in pool.
We need a cable tv show called "Say What?" Tina Fay and Amy Poehler could be Marie Haft and Jenn Psaki.
They's use the actual video of the reporter asking the question and then cut to Fay or Poehler for the REAL answer.
Jim Gaffigan could be Josh Earnest for the more serious stuff.
(he's doing that voice already)
Brevity is the soul of wit.
"I have no fuckin idea what I'm talking about, so I can't answer your question. I just read the lines."
Bingo.
Which begs the question, who's writing and approving this stuff?
I would use "A Confederacy of DUnces," but it is already taken.
"We had to Zionize some folks."
The quicker everyone reads the non-violent potent book to end Tyranny the quicker this police state can collapse under it's own weight.
'The Secret Freedom Fighter.' a must primer in today's society - free online all over.
Oh, how far we have fallen.
And the scariest part of it all is that we haven't yet hit bottom.
Scariest part to me is that no one realizes it. When this goes down, people are going to mentally come unglued. Near my house, I noticed a house in which the guy was always working in his driveway, putting together old RV, trailors to hook up to back of cars, campers. One day, I stopped to verify and asked about a purchase "in case I have to flee." The guy gave me in the info and as I was leaving, he asked, "if you don't mind my asking, what will you be fleeing." I responded with, "I think the country is going down." I did not laugh. He did. Then, he realized I was serious and he stopped and just looked at me with a zoned look (How could someone let this happen loook)
When I was a few steps away, I looked back and saw him in a gait that would be described as a zombie's, arms and legs straight and he had a frozen look on this face, he dropped what he was doing, and left in his car. No one has a fucking clue. The least thes bastards could do is prepare the American public..or is that Karen Hudes' assignment? These crazy people are going to be very dangerous.
Who do you have to fuck to get a job around here?
Change you can receive in?
FHRITP
Forgot to include this. Wish that guy at the end would've said it to her face.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QPYeBFWNUlA
Herrdoktor- I heard a very similar version of that limerick.
There once was a man with a corkscrew penis
Who searched the world for a corkscrew Venus
His pursuit came to an end with oh such dread
That his corkscrew Venus had a left hand thread
Oh the chirality of it all! Thanks.
herrdoc, indeed, the shitraily of it all, thanks.
There was an old lady from Wheeling.
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She laid on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
Well, Jen Psaki is the one who announced this August that Russia was conducting air force drills on the border of Ukraine, and expressed great "concern" over the saber-rattling. Which was a little weird, since the Russian drills were being conducted near Astrakhan. Which is 620 miles from the Ukraine border. Like the distance between Chicago and Birmingham, AL.
And she announced Russian invasions of Ukraine several times during August, though some of her statements were couched with enough weasel-words they could have meant absolutely anything, or more likely, nothing at all.
Psaki is roundly despised in Russia. The internets have a lot of pretty funny Russian send-ups of her antics. She's nothing out of the ordinary, though. She's a dedicated company employee, reading the scripts handed to her whether or not she understands them. She condemned "Carousel Voting," which is worth condemning, but made clear in the follow-up questions that she had no idea what the term meant, and of course hadn't bothered to look it up prior to reading her script. For the record, "Carousel Voting" is the practice of lining up a busload of people, paying them to vote, and driving them from polling place to polling place to vote. It's something of a Russian specialty, though it's been alleged (quite dubiously) as being a US Democratic tactic as well.
She's not Jewish, at least not as far as I can tell. She's Polish and Greek. She's Catholic, and married to a career Democratic Party operative; a guy who was a Finance Director in the national party, and Joe Kennedy III's Chief of Staff more recently. He's a Catholic from Cincinnati.
So a well-credentialed drone. Before I'm dead and gone, no doubt she'll be Secretary of State. But probably not long before I'm dead and gone, judging from her character and scrupulousness.
Some unknown ratio of RC (Roman Catholics) are true Zionist scum of the earth, and I'm sure she's one of them.
On "Immaculate Heard Radio" (RC) there are two talk shows, one has a retired LA Deputy Sheriff Jesse (forgot his last name) and Patrick Madrid comes on later. These two are war mongers of the first order. I heard Jesse say something unblievably idiotic like, "we believe in war but not killing innocent civilians." Oh, that's nice. I believe in Santa Claus too!
Patrick Madrid is a scum bag neo con who almost certainly accpets money from Israhell. His show is a junior version of Rush but with rare moments of RC flavoring. Almost immediately after he said, "We fight evil with love" he started his war mongering. He never misses a chance to blame all the world's evil on Muslims, like the good little Rabbinical Talmudic liar he is.
You can flush Jesse and Patrick down the toilet or straight to hell, whatever is closer. May they enjoy their eternity in union with Satan.
I wonder what her cup size. They look pretty big.
Probably same letter size as her average grades in high school.
Things are so far gone stop worrying about her cup size - more so what is her camel toe size?
Good grief, she looks like she was sleeping off a bender on a park bench before her Dingleberry® paged her.
Cut the faux pas redhead some slack. "Heavy SARC" ;-)
She is one of our nation's leader ... That's ridiculous
That cunt spews lies like a fire hose connected to a sewer. Her woppers about Ukraine are a real hoot.....
that wench looked like her soul died a long time ago. There is no life left in her eyes and facial expressions. File it under "careful what you wish for" you whore!
Name calling a civil servant make you feel better. She may have worked her ass off to get through college and made many sacrifices to get into a good job with the government. Or got it some other way. But you don't, get to call anyone names just because you feel superior somehow.
Hey, you are right. We may not know how many times she had to go down on Hitlery for that job...
Oh , ok. I guess you also believe that we should understand our enemy and try to respect their points of view, too. Bite me you POS!!!
yeah, she worked her ass of, her cunt off, and her throat off all with a matress strapped to her back.
Nuland in training.
bid is way more stupid than the spokesperson, who has risen higher than he has.
The fact that she is spouting propaganda is certainly true, and the fact that several ZH commenters think that the appropriate response is to make sexist comments indicates that they would be even less reasonable and less competent than the people currently in power.
Ok, Hugh--you and Enloe can draw straws to see which of you gets to blow me first.
Jan, is that you?
enloe creek,
I don't lie to my fellow citizens for the benefit of a third party on a daily basis for money, the illusion of power and attention so I disagree, I do get to call a person that does names. I don't lie, conduct myself with integrity and perform honest labour for a pay cheque to support my family but that doesn't make me feel superior, just really thankful that I am who I am and can sleep at night and I am not one of them (somebody like Psaki). The only person I thought until you used the word superior who acted like she felt she was superior was Psaki's herself. Review her answers, facial expressions and body language towards the press she holds nothing but contempt for them.
I believe she is acting superior to them to compensate for how dead and powerless she feels inside but that is another matter and I could give a toss about how mentally ill and detached she is or her motivations for lying daily to the American public. I think I am well within my rights and it is resonable to come to fight club and call whores that outwardly portray superiority and contempt towards others, "a whore".
I get to call anybody I don't like whatever the hell I want. In that spirit, fuck you, you tumultuous twat.
P.S. Jen Psaki is a sorority slut.
IF she were a "Civil Servant"---- the definition of which is to serve the people and not herownself--- as demonstrated so clearly by that piece of bullshit she mouthed without evern turning scarlet from embarrassment, then you might have a point.
Certainly there are civil servants who do serve the public, but she ain't one of them.
While name calling her might be juvenile, it does capture the disdain in which she holds the audience b 4 her.
And who the hell is she anyway, but some hack who sacrificed her integrity for a do nothing job with a lame ass admenstruation?
I'm amazed that you believe these people had souls to begin with.
Troubling.
Cockroach theory says...
If this one is 'ridiculous', then how many others are?
But how surprising is this in reality? Anyone with reasonable awareness already knows this is marketing BS. I'm actually surprised that someone called here out on it.
Reminds me of 'V for Vendetta' when the people watching the television didn't believe a word they were told, including the children. They already knew it was BS.
We know how that turned out.
Psaki is a nasty cunt. She should be among the first to hang when the revolution comes.
Psaki...a Dual Passport name?
why do people give up their soul for money and power and influence?
i should note that the people who are willing to sacrifice their soul for material gain are very, very dangerous people. how does one communicate effectively with psychopaths? isn't that what putin just asked?
there is a very old book that warns us about such things. Pity too many mock it.
I think it's called The Bible or something or other.
wow, you can't say that on the internet, who knows who's listening.
bible written by folks long ago to manipulate the masses.
anyone who honestly read this shit instantly recognize such stuff cannot had been written 2 millenar ago.
religions are most biggest scam ever.
If they are, and I'm not denying it, then U must blame the human beans who enthusiastically support the organized religions, not the charlatans, con men and women, those who exploit them.
It's not a scam if those who believe in life after death, schizophrenic phenmomena like a Trinity, resurrections, miracles that turn a fish into a Long John Silver's eternal supply line.
The Peter Principle was right. Biotch.........
Listening to politicians is akin to psychosis.....focus on reality
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She's worth a 20$ fuck.
yeah, but she pays me
I left that part off.
What a pompous fuking cunt. Somebody bitch slap that skank!
Good folks of other countries, this government does not represent the sane population of the USA!!
Y'all just keep voting them in though. Don'cha.
Remember. When the nukes are vaporising your kids and grand kids, you personally were complicit in the maintenance of the regime which was responsible.
Nukes are fake
How is it you have come to know my personal business? Your intel is faulty, that or your processor.
Why would a perfectly beautiful, intelligent and articulate woman such as this throw a wonderful life down the toilet just to get a ride on AF 1 or camera time or she may even think she is collecting power. Doesn't matter, one can see the cost on her face. There must be something to the old saw that your true personality shows on your face. She needs an old portrait in the attic.
I <3 Matt
Evil is as Evil does.
I don't like her attitude, however I wonder if she was referring to the reporters when she said that "Egypt one is ridiculous" and not her own statement which was ridulous.
Whatever you want to think. If it makes you feel better.
Hey look, a real-life whore.
I want my country back or I'm leaving.
homiegot = too stupid to know the difference between political spin and his own misogyny.
Hughdouche= to stoopid to not to lap up the political horseshit of the states mouth piece.
shut up, hitlary fan
Anonymity cannot disguise you who are among the men or transgendered who sit down to pee.
Never forget this as long as you live.
AMERICAN PROPAGANDA SHITS ICE CREAM
okay?
she's good. We will see more of her. But she is tooginger for this administration maybe not
I've done better than her in a four-bit fancy house.
She got her Fs.K. degree from Georgetown.
[Fucking snarky Kunt.]
Looks like Skynet is writing those answers too.
The U S State Department is proud to announce the Gorgon Sisters have been held over by popular demand.
The grotesque girls, Marie Haft and Jen Psaki will be lying through their teeth about you until Hell freezes over.
Look for a special guest appearance by their stoner sister MEDUSA NOODLEMAN.
Tickets will sell out fast.
Jay Carney take notes... THIS GIRL ACTUALLY KNOWS SHE TALKS SHIT FOR A LIVING.
Maybe a hot mic down her throat will remind her she's the kielbasa queen she always wanted to be and shut her up
Yen cross- Good grief, she looks like she was sleeping off a bender on a park bench before her Dingleberry® paged her.
Actually most liberal progressive women have that look all the time.
it's called the I just had my yearly abortion look.
Does she mean Obama's *point* was ridiculous?
"Jen" Psaki: Just another dumb, dismissive, deer-in-the-headlights broad - with an ugly mug & a bad haircut
And - along with Vicki, Samantha & Susan - a bona fide member of the SSSSS: Shrillary's Shrieking Strapon Sorority of Skanks
And for whom, lying thru their teeth to push the USSA agenda of kick-starting WW3 is a hi-profile career-advancement - where you & yours will pay the utimate price - and means nothing more to them than buying that 500th pair of Jimmy Choo spikes .. a la Condi - with which to metaphorically impale humanity.
Lord Have Mercy Upon Us. Deliver Us From THese Harlots
And speaking of Shrillary, I see that Candy Crowley, all 300lbs of her, are leaving CNN for whereabouts unknown. My prediction is she will re-surface like a battered U-boat as the frontman, no pun intended, for the Shrillary campaign. Who better to project the correct image to the target audience of progresssives, gendered-confused, GMO-swilling masses.
Another day.
I hate to say it but this article is grasping at straws. It was obvious to me she was fustrated by the fact that she had to answer the same question repeatedly, and called it "ridiculous." But to quote homiegot, "Whatever you want to think. If it makes you feel better."
"....following the most cryptic piece of propagandist misinformation regarding the acquittal of Egypt's ex-leader Hosni Mubarak..."
I wish we could rid ZH of its own misinformation. They dropped the charges, he wasn't acquitted. There is a difference.
This is still America and these so called government officials must be held accountable for deceiving the people, starting from the top down. Truth is not determined by the color of one's skin or gender.