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Because nothing says buy stocks like the US open, plunging bond yields, and crashing oil prices...
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BULLISH!!
Somebody is driving this market erotically...
Yellen must of opened her mouth and placed it over the markets manhood.
"Everything is awesome"
When you are part of the Tribe.
Goldman's 2016 target by Christmas.
It's going straight up, until one day it goes down faster than a Kardashian at an NBA all star game. Enjoy the ride.....
The illusion is frighteningly real.......until it isn't.
<Oops there goes another rubber tree plant market.>
Indeed. Unfortunately, my business is still very diesel dependent so I find it hard to complain right now.
Illusion requires people to suspend their belief but it can't last forever and the cracks are starting to show up faster than they can be papered over.....
Just your normal free market functioning....
LMFAO!!!
It is as if it will never stop. No matter what the facts are, up, up and away.
If algos don't play the correlation, then it doesn't matter. It's all algos.
Speaking of correlation, the FTSE gapped lower at the open, has been drifting lower into the red all day and now looks set for a plunge by the close....
Negatively corrrelated to everything else as far as I can see...
Oh and on Friday last week, it only rose a fraction compared to everything else as well
FTSE plunge right on cue, not that anyone gives a fuck
I was just wondering - If I wrote here you're all a bunch of cunts, how many people would even notice
This is fight club. We've been called worse than that before breakfast.
I don't like to fight on an empty stomach
How many of you would respond if I called you a blint cunt?
Plunged even further now - finally someone is taking notice..
Something is up with the markets - hopefully another one of those 1000 points flash crashes for the Dow
buy buy buy consume consume consume ..,.... what a fucken society of baboons we have become
NO SHIT
It's Christmas time! No grinches, bitchez.
Closed loop, sure thing, never lose...God's Will
The only thing odd is that the S&P isn't at 2200 yet. Just think 320,000 fictitious jobs created by some computer model and all we got was this lousy .5% rally.
No one has to say "buy stocks". It is screamed over airhorns while air raid sirens are blaring at the Fed and the Treasury.
should have added a world central banker printing chart...to easily see what is causing the insanity!
"Peak Everything" no longer is.
I say now is the time to buy protection...albeit I am no expert in the options space. Are many others buying protection here? Those who have have been crushed the past three months. That says to me the downturn will be all the more difficult to hedge now. There simply isn't a lot of cash right now.
You can watch this free oil future making new lows at 63.17, on its way through 60, here:
http://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil-advanced-chart
the BIS is requesting all americans keep, or print out their last 2014, 401k, ira, and bank statements, to be used as trophies for participating.