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Government May Shut Down At Midnight Due To Last Minute Cromnibus Vote SNAFU
BREAKING: White House budget office held conference call with agencies Thursday to prepare for shutdown if funding lapses by midnight.
— Damian Paletta (@damianpaletta) December 11, 2014
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Promise?
Shit cheap gas, and bonus. Bring it.
Actually shutting down is not that great, as having those assholes shutting the hell up. Go fucking hide in a septic tank or something more useful, for a change I can believe in.
What a lovely holiday gift - joy to the world!
Government shutdown = 95% to real productivity, efficiency & GDP
Somebody pinch me.
Wait, nevermind, I don't wanna wake up.
pods
How can there be a shutdown? Don't we have unlimited ceiling? Someone help me understand this.
ceiling = limit on borrowing
budget = limit on spending
Crucial services such as White House tours will grind to a halt. Can you imagine? You're in DC for some reason and someone in the group says, let's take the tour. You are slightly uncomfortable, but think it might be neat to stand where Jefferson and Washington did. So you're in there and Shazam!!! It pops out into the hall. There is nothing but 20 feet of air between you and the Wookie! We would scream like girls and have to live with it the rest of our lives.
Yeah... Government shutdown = 83 percent still on the "job." The 17 percent who were told to stay home will get paid for that time without having to take vacation or sick leave. It's a bonus vacation for 17 percent of government.
Government employees are the true 1 percent: They make more than their private sector counterparts, get more vacation than their private sector counterparts, never have to fear being laid off, and many have multimillion dollar pensions (with health care) after sitting at a desk for 20 to 30 years, harassing the people who pay for their salaries and benefits.
"Shut down" = the part that is useful shuts down. The part that costs you money stays open.
Who said Burn this bitch down?
Even during shutdowns... the most expensive parts of the government don't shut down.
Billion dollar question is - Can the shutdown still be used to justify lower than expected Q1 2015 GDP print? Or will the experts have to keep looking for the reason?
the fact that there was weather is reason enough.
I have been thinking something exotic, here goes:
The start of Day Light Saving on March 8th, led to significantly reduced consumer spending on 9th. Ergo low Q1 GDP of -3%. Adjusted for Day Light Saving seasonality, Q1 was up 5%.
Isn't that stat weather dependent?
The last time they shut down I had a copyright application disappear down a black hole along with my $35.00 fee.
Yeah, but Fed Employeecritters got full pay for shutdown days....
Win Win
Even during shutdowns....when people go back to work, they get paid fully for all time (even during the shutdown).
Isn't this just paid leave?
I wish this was good news I really do but I think they will just pack it with Moar pork. Those Undocumented Democrats need some cheddar.
And summer sausage, don't forget the summer sausage.
Taquitos....mas taquitos, por favoooorrrr!
It's a human right, dontcha know.....
IRS efile window opens late again? What about all those $9k EIC refunds?
Oh no!
I hear ya,
but it only helps if they STAY shut down.
JOB OPENING: FREE PAID VACATIONS
Work for the US Gov, enquire within.
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AKA, gooberment "workers" want a paid Christmas holiday...
What? Did the crony bus blow a tire?
Maybe it hit a Boehner that was thrown underneath it.
Who gives a shit....
<--------------------- shut it down
<--------------------- burn it down
<- Shut it down & burn it down
<- Just burn it down
I do give a shit to get my income tax check!
You do know that filing taxes is voluntary, right? I learned this during the IRS hearings...
Join the club of peaceful resistance. Just say no!
Im broke and need $$$ to pay off my debts and move on stacking up with peace in mind!
Exactly Eagle Keeper! Who gives a shit. You're all going to get fucked either way.
AKA, "Pelosi needs to buy your fucking AAPL and ES positions before snaking your asses at 11:59pm"
Let me know when pelosi buys her coffin at costco. That would excite my middle leg.
if only it could shut down for good, and then auction out the buildings... I can´t wait to go to a Chinese restaurant in the building of the White House....
Do I give a shit? Wait a sec... Let me check.
Nope. Can't find a shit to give.
I guess they need more time to read the bill?
Will this be a real shutdown or just another paid vacation like the last time?
Details matter.
Paid vacation with bonuses.
yep, just likethe auto plants , gotta retool for new tools coming in as congresscritters.
No "extraordinary measures" this time either huh?
What happened with the black congressional staffers and their Ferguson walkout protest today? Looks like it might be a 4 day weekend.
Oh noez! Gubmint, i dont care how or what you need to do, just please please save meh!
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Wow they really want that pipeline.
Oh, please don't throw us in the briar patch. What a disgraceful, corrupt charade we have...
It's a dream come true then.
Last minute thrills and spills.Then its passed.
Shut the Feral government down and keep the bitch shut down
They drove the cromnibus straight into a ditch....now eat your peas...and get your shovels ready.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!!!!
There IS a Santa!
So, let's review:
Funding off, nothing gets done as opposed to NOTHING GETS FUCKING DONE ANYWAY.
What yo talking about Willis, they get many things dung. All the dung things they dung are dripping all over. "hey, that smell"
Question: If the government is shut down while all its employees are taking holiday party lunches and leave, do they have to retake those when the government opens up again? It IS that time of year - I'm sure employees on vacation are already worrying about whether or not they'll be wasting leave. Which they would be, I think.
Go ahead and shut it down. The only people who will notice are the geriatric veterans trying to pay their respects at a national monument somewhere.
The MSM will show some poor SillyCON Valley families Christmas riuned by not being able to go to the lodge in Yosemite for their annual snowmobile jamboree.
The Horror!
Shut it down for good.
What does a Govt shut down actually entail? Mr Owhatever sitting in the dark in his office? HDDs offline in Utah? Is it even possible for them to do less work?
We don't have govt shutdown in my country - it just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on....
Is it even possible for them to do less work?
Hahahahaha. Made my Thursday.
Does watching online porn at home count as working from home for .gov employees?
Government agents will still get paid. The ‘symbology’ is ridiculous.
I remember the last time they shut it down, they spent more money shutting it down and opening it up while squalking loudly the whole time about how the world would end without the full force of the US government. Then they went out of their way to make the shutdown actually matter to anyone by putting up blockaids at monuments and stationing guards to keep people out of parks.
After that the S&P went straight up for a couple years and a thousand points or so, if anything this is bullish.
That would actually help Christmas, er ah, Holiday retail sales. Less people in DC, more at the stores.
I was beginning to think that I was the only person who remembered all of the work it took government to "shut down" the last time, as all they did was to kidnap "public property" while negotiating terms for release of the hostages.
I can see it already. The next shutdown will be marked in the gov't ledger as 'optimized sunk-cost expenditures.' I.e. using the surplus national park shutdown signage and crowd control barriers they stocked up on last time. Forward!!!
Smoker tan will ultimately fold like a cheap lawn chair to King O. All theater.
So is the folding to the alleged king. Neither of these men have any real say in what goes on in the world. They are but hollow suits for hire within the facade.
But they sold their souls to the wrong people. It wouldn't be so bad for us, if they would have sold their souls to the right people. Geez!!!
Breaking: Congressional staffers walk off the job in support of Michael 'bitch slap' Brown and Eric "loosey" Garner.
I have officially lost my mind.
In September: "The Daily Beast asked spokespeople for House Speaker John Boehner, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell what percentage of their staffs were minorities.
“Only Pelosi’s office originally responded with a figure: 33 percent of their staff consists of people of color, including senior staff positions like chief of staff, member services director and “
"After this story published, Reid's office told The Daily Beast that 30 percent of their staff consists of people of color.”
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/30/why-are-black-staffers-fleeing-capitol-hill.html
Come on...we all know their definition of 'gvt shutdown' is 'parks and monuments'.
"Government May Shut Down At Midnight Due To Last Minute Cromnibus Vote SNAFU"
A better headline: "War, and Treason May Abate Some Come Midnight, If Only For a Short While."
An American, not US subject.
This just in: "Greater Israel Says That They Will Maintain the War Tempo Until the US Returns."
We are about to witness the narrative for a new slack Christmas economic report season - Polar Vortex 2.0 and a government shutdown put a damper on otherwise stellar economic indicators. More folks got laid off, and durable goods orders were down because it was really cold somewhere.
Dec 26th normally a work day declared federal holiday for federal workers but not the contract personnel.
AIPAC is open 24X7 and that's all one needs to know.
god damn ANOTHER PAID FURLOW for govt workers.
fuck this shit make them work until govt reopens or lose their jobs.
What difference does it make? Really...
National parks would close and monument tours would be cancelled. Think of the children. THE CHILDREN!
I'm ready for Hillary /sarc/
How about you?
Someone around here once mentioned that if we were ready for Hillary, we were sure as hell ready for Ebola.
Unless those House members who are voting against this measure resign their office now and go home, then their opposition is meaningless. If they are going to sit there after this and support the leadership and just say they voted against this bill, that’s not enough.
If the leadership of both parties is now under the total control of the banker cartel, then Congress no longer is fulfilling its Constitutional responsibility for representing the people of America.
If a Congressman replies I opposed this from the very beginning and worked against it, What else could I do?, answer, Stop pretending to represent your constituents with your “losing” vote. The people, if you notice, always fail on every important issue that's in their interest by only one or two "votes." IOW, the leadership, confident of its vote count, will allow the No votes in districts where there would be a tremendous backlash against a renegade Congressmen. But, if those Congressmen would leave office, the whole country would know the significance of the issue, namely that the tyranny of the bankers has become unacceptable. And unacceptable means it will not be accepted.
This vote is for all the marbles: socialized medicine so vast that it will sink the personal liberty of every American (funded Obamacare), job and culture destroying amnesty (funded welfare and anmesty through September by not shutting down the government), and treasonous theft of the people's property through the derivatives measure and blackmail through campaign financing. If these measures are not important enough for an American Congressman to do his duty to his country, then he is a traitor to the American people.
We're not asking these Congressmen to fall on their swords. All we're asking is, Be an American. Do something with your life. The sincere opponents to this measure could serve the country by underscoring just how worthless the Congress has become.
Can’t we all see that these votes come directly from the banking cartel? The Congress, it comes down to it, is an enemy of the people. Unless a dramatic walkout by sitting Congressmen occurs it now appears that the country can only be saved by an action of the people. In NO WAY can the people allow these politicians to bail out these bankers again by raping the people.
There goes the banker survival packages...were the POs signed?
So... literally ONE federal worker will be fired, Michelle will unscrew one light bulb on the White House Christmas tree and, of course, Honor Flight veterans in walkers and wheelchairs will be (rudely) turned away from their closed memorials.
Republicans: The democrats caused the market crash!
Democrats: The republicans caused the market crash!
Yellen: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Quick, set up those barricades around the Washington Mall. Ask for IDs and only allow people that have no ID or a foreign ID. I'll be able to play 36 holes a day until this thing is resolved.
-Signed O
How can we take advantage of this crisis and do something to some folks?
Please. Please!
Shut the fucking government down.
Maybe there will be less crime, corruption and gross negligence for a small while.
This will be our chance to privatize everything.
The corporation, having closed before, and perhaps closing again, is in default and dishonor to all it's citizens.
When the corporation goes dark, I claim the railroads and the EPA. They will be my toys. I called it.
Furthermore, I expect that none of my federal taxes will be withheld while the America is dark.
I also expect that any contracts entered into with the corporation of America are desolved.
This is Public Notice.
As long as I can have the BLM, you have my vote. I fucking hate the BLM.
I claim NASA, I will kick out the moon-worshippers and return to the Moon!
Interesting that this time it appears to be the left wing of the Democratic party joining forces some the fiscally responsible Republicans to block the bill. Obama and the Republican house leadership are actually working together to get this thing passed...hard to fathom.
Elizabeth Warren appears to be leading the Democratic rebellion...I assume if it the government shuts down at midnight she'll get the blame?
Applause.
During the last government shut down...wasn't it just one young white guy that got layed off...
See them government boys are like the police that pepper spray themselves. The trick to gettin rid of them is not to protest but only suggest at a little revolt and they'll take care of the rest on their own.
(cia hq)
"Bad news, Jim, but we're letting you go-- budget and all."
What, Leonard? After everything I've done for the Company? You replacing me with one of those Mexicans?"
"No, a fish."
"Hey I can swim. SCUBA, too!"
"Sorry, Jim. Orders."
http://hamptonroads.com/2014/12/navy-spy-fish-could-be-operational-next-...
More shit, piled on top of shit.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/12/11/Boehner-Omnibus-Bill-...