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Evil Booze Deflation Got Your Keynesian Spirits Down? Then Rejoice In The Biggest Surge In Beef Prices Since 2003

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Remember: deflation is bad, evil, horrible...  except when it involves tumbling crude oil prices: then it is "unambiguously good" for the consumer and a "tax cut." Which is why we are moritifed to report that for the second month in a row, alcohol prices have dropped, and are down 0.1% from a year ago. Surely, time for more QE to reset US consumer inflation expectations? 

Or maybe not, because if said Keynesian US consumer is drowning his sorrows from declining alcohol prices in, well, alcohol, all shall be well if on the side said consumer orders some steak: with a price increase of 28.6% from a year ago, this is the biggest annual jump in beef prices since 2003.

High fives all around the at the Federal Reserve Bank of Goldman Sachs.

 

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Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:05 | 5543923 holdbuysell
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We inflated some folks.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:14 | 5543967 negative rates
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We raised some folks.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:42 | 5544095 Jeff the Terrible
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Beef it's what's for melting the permafrost

http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:47 | 5544110 venturen
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We Slaughtered Some People!

 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:02 | 5544162 GetZeeGold
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Soylent Green....it's what's for dinner.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:52 | 5544715 Headbanger
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Food is over-rated.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 13:18 | 5544858 Ying-Yang
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The Biggest Surge In Beef Prices Since 2003

So this is bullish for bulls?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:29 | 5544284 SloMoe
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As long as the price of tofu burgers doesn't go up, I'm good...

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 21:18 | 5546955 kareninca
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They're already overpriced, since the veggie burger industry is not subsidized like the beef industry is.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 21:33 | 5547012 Miffed Microbio...
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Perhaps you are slow due to phytoestrogens which should not be consumed by men and most women. I will not consume commercially raised beef due to the practice of using female hormones in feed lots. Unfortunately this means beef not so contaminated is out of my price range except as a rare treat. The Increasing amount of estrogens in our environment,which we are being constantly exposed, is not good for health.

Miffed

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:08 | 5543932 headhunt
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Drink a little more, eat a little less.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:11 | 5543948 youngman
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Christys is having a wine auction....they have a 300 year old bottle....I bet some of that goes for $100,000 plus a bottle.....some 1%ers have to much money..

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:14 | 5543972 CL Spec
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lol, even there they scam each other with counterfeit "vintage" wines.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:16 | 5543975 negative rates
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By definition all 1%ers, have too much money.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:25 | 5544570 SloMoe
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"By definition all 1%ers, have too much money."

That question should be answered by the 1%, who have 90% of the vote...

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:12 | 5543956 papaswamp
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Booze deflation? Not in Bourbon....

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:13 | 5543957 Trick Shroadé
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Meh, meat's bad for you anyway.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:15 | 5543969 NotApplicable
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You sound like a vegan with a protein-starved brain who believes the idiocy of the health "experts." :P

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:20 | 5543998 Bastiat
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Protein starved brain?  Clogged arteries starve brains.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:56 | 5544136 pods
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You are correct. Animal protein is loaded with Omega 6 fats and is highly inflammatory given the ratios of omega 6 to omega 3 fats most americans take in as part of their diets.

pods

edit: I see you are getting whacked on this simple truth, and this response has taught me one simple rule:

People will go to great lengths to prove that their preferred eating style is healthy.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:03 | 5544167 GetZeeGold
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I've got my 32oz soda and my porterhouse steak.

 

Piss off marxists.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:17 | 5544229 Bastiat
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There could be a fat scooter in your future.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:37 | 5544319 GetZeeGold
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And thus I prove my point.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:06 | 5544465 Bastiat
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What point did you prove? 

Mon, 12/15/2014 - 07:39 | 5552822 GetZeeGold
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That it's impossible for a socialist to mind their own business.

 

 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:53 | 5544130 Who was that ma...
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If God had not meant for us to eat meat, he would have made cows out of vegetables.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:01 | 5544158 Hulk
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He made em out of grass. We make em out of grain, chicken shit, etc.  Huge difference in the final product...

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:10 | 5544190 Bastiat
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Actually they are made out of vegetables, at least in their natural state, before they get to the feedlot.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 16:39 | 5545833 Who was that ma...
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That's just great.  So, I'm a vegan after all?  Good!  Gimme another steak will you?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:11 | 5543958 Seasmoke
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What do they do with all the $14.99 beef, that I used to pay $5.99 , that just sits there now, turning an ugly color of brown ????

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:16 | 5543981 NotApplicable
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They spray it with chemicals to make it pink again, then mark it down to $11.99.

I bought a package of ground beef once that was pink on the outside and brown on the inside.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:30 | 5544049 pods
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There has got to be a sexual joke in there, but I have only had 1 cup of coffee.

pods

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:20 | 5544147 dogbreath
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pink on the inside works for me :)

<---  edit.  Why do waste your time?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:19 | 5544536 markovchainey
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They're all pink on the inside -- South Park

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:19 | 5543987 negative rates
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The guy that owns it will say he will eat it before he sells it for less cause it's worth that much to him, so in hind site it don't really matter what he does with as long as you don't get for $5.99.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:18 | 5544222 Boxed Merlot
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sits there now, turning an ugly color of brown...

 

 

Dry aged wet cyropacked NY strip in the garage fridge from the local restaurant supply store. Make my own frn5.99 into frn14.99 beef at home, even after the trimmin. 

The house dog will love you for it too.

The Food Lab's Complete Guide to Dry-Aging Beef at Home | Serious Eats

 

jmo. 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:14 | 5543960 XqWretch
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"Let them eat filet mignon"

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:14 | 5543962 Squid Viscous
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lots of Smirnoff and PBJs in 2015!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:16 | 5543973 Raoul_Luke
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Beef prices up 20%?  I'll drink to that...

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:05 | 5544170 GetZeeGold
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Better drive home....you're clearly too screwed up to walk.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:16 | 5543974 valley chick
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And who didn't see this coming?? Hooked up with a local butcher some time ago and buy in bulk. One of my many good investments. :-) 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:48 | 5544372 AlamoJack
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My heifers drop a calf every year or year and a half.  Yummy for my tummy.  Fat and all.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:18 | 5543979 dearth vader
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OT

Google translation of article in Dutch newspaper about gold investment of Dutch pension fund which was obstructed by the Dutch CB (DNB).

http://www.telegraaf.nl/feed/23443634/__DNB_moet_4_8_miljoen_betalen_in_...

Fri 12 Dec 2014 13:16 - DNB must pay 4.8 million in gold question

ROTTERDAM - De Nederlandsche Bank (DNB) is the Rotterdam District Court over 4.8 million pay compensation to the Pension Fund United Glasfabrieken. This is because the regulator fund tapped five years ago wrongly on the fingers because that would invest too much in gold.

The pension fund in October 2009 expanded its investments in physical gold in up to 12 percent of the total portfolio. DNB found that it took too much risk and thereby gave the fund designation to reduce its investments in gold to between 1 and 3 percent.

But the price of gold was in when at a relatively low level. The fund was therefore forced to sell assets at a lower price. Therefore, it has appealed the decision. Which was subsequently declared by the court and later by the Board of Appeals for business founded. The pension fund then filed a damages.

DNB has announced the verdict finding disappointing. The regulator still reflecting on the possibility of an appeal.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:19 | 5543996 CL Spec
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Evil DNB with MH17 blood on their precious gold.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:24 | 5544018 sessinpo
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Maybe we should  call it Peak Beef as opposed to Peak Oil.

 

Look for beef prices to decline in the coming years with the additional decline in jobs. double edged sword.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:25 | 5544030 Smegley Wanxalot
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OBEC.  Organization of Burger Exporting Countries.

 

not to be confused with the other OBEC.  Organization of Booze Exporting Countries.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:25 | 5544024 Smegley Wanxalot
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So by the chart beef is an ingredient in booze.

 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:36 | 5544065 10mm
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That fat guy that got caught in Walmart in his scooter sitting on meats had the right idea. At least he shot for the meat but got pinched. Reminds me of a guy who actually put a roast under his hat. Thing was at check out there was ths red blood like matter ozzing down side of face and head.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:41 | 5544097 SheepDog-One
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Sobieski Polish vodka, better than the 'premium' names and dirt cheap!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:06 | 5544127 cowdiddly
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You said a mouthfull there. I bought a big bottle of that stuff thinking it would be rot gut, but I liked the box it was in and its some of the best I have ever tried. It is dirt cheap. Is been one of my quiet little secrets for some time SSSSSHHHH   STFU or everyone starts piling in and it ain't cheap no more. And no Im not Polish,but  I do come from a long line of, uhhhumm whiskey makers meself and these guys know their stuff.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 13:44 | 5545006 Bumbu Sauce
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Instant hangover bilge.  Tito's Handmade is tops.  No sugar or gelatin added.  Goes for about $16/750mL.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:49 | 5544122 Who was that ma...
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Mooooooooo.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 10:57 | 5544146 Who was that ma...
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How's the price of cat doing?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:16 | 5544224 sidiji
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funny how you note every tick of inflation for everything except stocks...duh, you think the market has gone up? lol why dont you adjust for inflation and see what the real value of stocks is after inflation

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:26 | 5544256 MegaOlmecanManiac
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Short GOLDschlager.

Ridiculous barbarous relic.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:52 | 5544393 Bumbu Sauce
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TBTB wasnt insanely high beef prices.  Exclusivity in choice fo rthem, and soylent for the masses.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:47 | 5544672 Village-idiot
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 A year ago beef producers were butchering their cattle because the cost of feed was getting too high due to drought conditions. The retail cost of beef dropped because of the excess product in stores.

Now the cost of beef is reverting back to the norm.

Naturally the prices appear to have risen.

This article is just BS!

 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:47 | 5544684 saltedGold
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I paid $5.68/lb for hamburger three days ago.  It was well under $5 at the beginning of this year.  Same store, same hamburger, etc.  Yesterday, my boss told me what my raise/bonus is for this year.  I don't know if I'll be eating hamburger much longer.

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