"Russia Has Never Been More Isolated" Caption Contest

Yep... isolated!!

Wonderful day with President Putin. Our meeting was comprehensive. India's partnership with Russia is incomparable. pic.twitter.com/YZJiREw5oN

— Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) December 11, 2014

Comments

[gallistic]

I thought he was a tighter...

[bid the soldier...]

mandea

"you are a looser"

That's a  comeback?

You're the most pitiful poster here, dude.

Your comments arouse so much self-pity, after reading them, some readers will actually drive to a 7-eleven and buy beer for the alcoholics who are too drunk to buy it for themselves. 

[silverer]

I think looser instead of tighter, eh?

[bid the soldier...]

dunno

Here is Urban Dictionary's definition of "a looser"

"A looser is a loser who can't spell "loser".

[Max Steel]

In whatever currency i'm being paid it's more than enough to meet my demands . what about you . I don't earn in dollars or euro or ruble etc

[mandea]

:)) you guys are so stupidly designed. 

"In whatever currency i'm being paid it's more than enough to meet my demands "

so funny....please keep sending your CV for a job...when rejected pls. come here and post this....!

so funny:)))

[Max Steel]

I already have a decent job mady like you i dont need to send my resume to every other company every week to get a rejection everytime . Your frustration is reeling out bob .  I can understand . 

[bid the soldier...]

Are you still getting $2 a fuck?

"I am paid in euros/USD"

Still got the mattress strapped to your back?

Have you considered expanding into Crown Heights and Williamsburg?

[wissen dass scheiBe]

....and after all the planes take off again, there will be MH117

Good one, vlad

[Manipuflation]

58.2225 vs USD?  What a fucking joke on top of the real joke.  To bet against the Russians is like betting against a pine tree in Siberia.  If they would get rid of their central bank then I might believe.  Why make the common Russian suffer?  Forex is not going to matter to everyday Russians as it is just more of the same.  They will not forget and neither will we.  Russians NEVER forget anything.  There is a reason why Russians do not smile often.        

[esum]

yeah sure ... russia is so isolated it is doing business with china and india with  3 billion people and developing economies........  kinda like the ussa in the 50's... Today half the ussa economy is welfare and another 12% is useless government employees ( i hesitate to call them workers).. so there is 1 government employee for every 8+ ussa citizens..

With 47% of the ussa on the dole and 12% useless government empoyees that means 59% of the population are PRODUCING NOTHING OF ECONOMIC VALUE.. or 41% of the population is pulling the wagon for the useless pieces of shit... and with layoffs with the multiplier effect coming in the oil industry there will be many more in the wagon... the geniuses at the ivy league ivory towers (listen up STUPID... yeah YOU+me) think the cheaper gas will help the economy grow... yes it will China's ... where the consumer goods come from.. not the ussa service(servant) economy... So lets see the jobs numbers in jan/feb and see what's up.. ESTIMATE THAT CHEAPER GAS WILL MEAN $380 ADDITIONAL DISCRETIONARY INCOME... wow... ill run right down and order my Masserati, how about you... or should i send my kid to Choate or Exeter...nah make that Hotchkiss... tough choice... Ill go for the car... a smart for two ... Oh i forget the MTA just raised the commuter tkt price and the bridge tolls are going up too.. hey that's more than my gas savings.... 

Yeah.... Russia Iran Indie China Brazil ... all so isolated ...liek they give a fuck

[mandea]

dude, sure, 3 bilion of poor people. Then, why no-one wants to work in russia but everyone wants to go to US, Germany, UK?  Why?

India is a poor country dude, Brazil the same. Russia is even worst. People there work for 200$/month. Why not s...the ff up?? And your Lord  is smiling wth 40B in his Swiss account. Cant you be a bit smarter, dude?

and btw, stop writing so much, its stupid. 

[Max Steel]

Indians are in Russia too . They flock mostly to usa followe by uk /france . Dude your lord is laughing with trillions . India isn't that poor as people in west love to exaggerate . Inequality exists no doubt . They go to usa just because your corpo wants them to work at less wages as compare to what a yank will ask .

[mandea]

sure, indians are in russia too. As chinese, some worked like slaves to build the Soci crap, for putin's ego. A lot died out there. For 600$/month, dude, think again before posting. For 600$/month you go there to enslave yourself. Thats putins world. And indians come to the West, not because of whatever you mention: they come here because they receive good salaries, medical healthcare, Europe is tolerant, overall, good lifestyle conditions. Do you understand that?  So simple. They work and they have a regular working contract. I know sooo many of them that go to India only once per year and do not dream of Putin's new world. They want to stay in the West as long as they can. That's all. Capisci?

Here is where  you guys loose it: your folks do not trust you. They go to the "enemy" and work for. Wow?!

[Max Steel]

Your thinking is flawed mady . Still stuck in past somewhere . Indians working in Russia are not some sort of slaves or earning meagerly same is the case in China/Japan . Update yourself yankee rather than sticking to your rhetoric and condescending nature .i never criticized usa or europe working conditions , salary , healthcare etc . US healthcare is quite expensive though Europeans are much better in that  mind you .  You look like a man who takes himself too seriously. .You need to lighten up .

[mandea]

realy dude? where are you posting from? Can you say that?

So, indians in the USSR work for a "lots of money". Sure, depends on the standard "a lot of". 

Dude, I am here with an indian friend who is going to tell you smth. You know, about your russian wellfare and shit. :)))

budddy, being pathetic doesnt make you look smarter. Recognize, you woul always accept a job from in Berlin or London over a job in Moscow or Leningrad.

So, cut that crap. I see guys like you everyday sending their CVs. Please, chill.

[Max Steel]

I dont know what sort of guys you are comparing me with . Your generalizationon indians working in us with those in here  is incorrect as i said earlier . I am fine man just correcting your flaws . 

[Fractal Parasite]

“why no-one wants to work in russia but everyone wants to go to US, Germany, UK?  Why?”

People move the metropole to benefit from exploiting the colonies.

Now the colonies are plotting their escape and the metropole is furious.

[Uskatex]

Just found this link (courtesy of the Saker's blog), that somewhat explains why Putin is so popular in Russia:

http://www.awarablogs.com/effects-of-putins-tax-reforms-on-state-tax-rev...

Enjoy!

[hungrydweller]

Epic Friday on ZH!

[Manipuflation]

Just got the news from Russia.  It is a big buying spree there.  Everyone is buying something whether it be computers or cars or food.  They are just dumping the rubles anywhere they can.  They are buying shit they do not need just because they can and need to preserve wealth.  This is the way my wife's family survived the 1998 collapse.  Russians are buying hard assets as fast as they can no matter what they are.  They will make it alright but it is sad to see this happen again.        

[Max Steel]

They r buying audi's .

[Manipuflation]

Actually Russians seem to like the Mercedes more than Audi. 

[silverer]

Yes, particularly the hot rod versions.

[mandea]

:))))))))))) so funny!!

[mandea]

right, it'sX-mas.

Did you also buy? Tell us, pls. great news don wait:))

"buying spree":)))))))))))))))))

[mfields111]

I ONCE HAD A FRIEND NAMED VLAD

SO I TRIED TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD

BY SETTING HIM UP TO SHOOT DOWN A PLANE

AND TO APPEAR TO BE REALLY INSANE

SO WHAT DOES HE DO BUT TURN ON HIS OLD FRIEND BARAK

AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH JERKS LIKE NAHRENDA KEEPING ME IN THE DARK

IF HE KEEPS THIS UP I WILL GET MAD

AND UP MY SANCTIONS A TAD

UNTIL HE IS THROWN OUT OF HIS JOB

BY ALL OF MY RUSSIAN FRIENDS WHO THINK HE IS A SLOB

AS ALL OF US KNOW MY POWER IS SO GRAND

THAT VLAD WILL SOON JOIN MY ADMIRING BAND

SAYING 'HAIL TO THE CHIEF'

AS THEY WILL ALL BE MY FIEF

i AM BARACK THE GREAT

AND THE WORLD IS MY STATE

[whoathere]

"So, Vlad, let's just stop in at the tailor's for my pants, then we can go to lunch."

[SmittyinLA]

Russia is so isolated.......it has to back its fiat currency with gold and oil and missiles 

O wait 

[PR Guy]

He's only there to curry favour.

[MEFOBILLS]

India needs uranium, especially refined uranium for their planned nuclear future.

Wealth is much more than money.  Money is only used to transact goods and services.  At the moment of transaction money divides down to do an accounting function.

Money that is not in motion and doing accounting is latent demand.

Latent demand is demand on future productivity.

Russia's future productivity includes massive amounts of minerals and oil in the Artic, and they have a large land mass that can sustain agriculture with inputs of fertilizer and water.

With their own money system e.g. the BRICS,  Russia can vector their labor energy into productivity.  They have everything they need as a continental country.  Technology can be bought, or Russia can send their students to U.S. schools to learn it/steal it.

Our Western Zionist money masters would have the world think that credit hypothecations equal to wealth - but that is hypnosis in action.

[bid the soldier...]

Here's an interview by Lavrov on the whole shebang.

http://sputniknews.com/interviews/20141209/1015650233.html

[SidKhadak]

Indo US Relations & The Russian Bogey The concern the British Military felt about future Soviet intentions emerges clearly from a top-secret report on The Security of India and the Indian Ocean, prepared by Post-Hostilities Planning Staff of the War Cabinet on Churchill’s orders. This report states ‘The USSR is the only major power that would be capable of seriously threatening our interests in India and the Indian Ocean by 1955-1960?. The report also points out ‘It is of paramount importance that India should not secede from the Empire or  remain neutral in War’. ‘We must ensure that whatever constitutional changes occur, we retain the right to station Military Reserves in India… There might be political objections to stationing the strategic reserve in India proper after she has been granted Dominion Status… Central Headquarters India have suggested Baluchistan as an alternative to India proper, on the grounds that it may be relatively easy to exclude this territory from the Dominion of India”. “In the event of Soviet Aggression, early support from the US is essential to the security of our interests”. Indo US Relations & The Russian Bogey