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"I'll bet that you can't find the stain......."
Billy's got a hard-on for her; Hillary's got a hard-on for you !
$5.00 says Hillary has a hard on for her also.
"Anybody have any ideas on how we gently let down these bubbles?"
At this point, what difference does it make?
Excellent, on so many levels. Kudos.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Nice dirt bag.... once a sexual predator, always a sexual predator.......
BTW, received this email from a friend from hgh schoo who served as a Jarhead in
Viet Nam...
My Grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I...
My Father watched as his friends died in WW II and Korea ...
I watched and waited as my brother and friends fought for and died in Vietnam ..
I watched as my friends fought and died in Desert Storm...
I watched and waited while my son and friends fought in Iraq...
None of them fought for or died for the Mexican Flag...
Everyone fought for and died for the U.S. Flag!
In Texas, a student raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole; another student took it down.
Guess who was expelled... The kid who took it down.
Kids in high school in California were sent home this year on Cinco de Mayo because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.
Enough is enough.
The below e-mail message needs to be viewed by every American;
And every American needs to stand up for America. We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough... I'm taking a stand...
I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the U.S. Flag can't stand up...
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message... Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make This statement DOES NOT Mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE,
IN OUR COUNTRY!
Welcome!
To come through legally:
1. Get a sponsor!
2. Get a place to lay your head!
3.Get a job!
4.Live By OUR Rules!
5.Pay YOUR Taxes! And
6.Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants
have in the past!!
AND
7.Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime
Savings of Social Security Funds to you.
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
When will AMERICANS STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS ???
We've gone so far the other way... Bent over backwards not to offend anyone...
But it seems no one cares about the
AMERICAN CITIZEN being offended!
WAKE UP America !!! If You agree...
Pass this on...STFU
I'm going to need to send out some Cubans as party favors for Hillary's donors. Mind if I flavor them in your snatch?
PEEK-A-BOO I'M GONNA DO SOMETHIN' TO YOU!!!
""He's back!""
He always did have a thing for chicks with big mouths.
Looks like she stopped at the air supply machine for her breasts.
Bimbo ERECTION.
Makes me want to do a lil' motor boatin'.
"Dibs."
my new screensaver
Give Bill a break! He's just interviewing nannies for his grandchild!
The cigar placement is all wrong !!!
"This Bunny Ranch place is great!! I'll take this one"
"He wouldn't let me spit!"
She looks totally creeped out
I smell easy lawsuit
She looks lifted....er... air lifted... Damn straight
Lunch
To go box?
FUCK YOU CLINTON.
I hope some future "president" dangles his cock right in Chelsea's face.
Her mother wouldn't do that.
Best laff today!
Chelsea's mother did. It was just Web Hubble's dick.....right before he planted it and made Chelsea.
Oh you sick pup !!!
My dirty joke from last night had to do with the idea of going down and the down vote. ;-)
The guy wouldn't have to worry about Bill. It's Hilary that has the looong list of dead people who once crossed her.
if he can peel it out of hiding after seeing her face>??
STUD
Is that cum in her hair?
Things that go bump in the night .........
Scumbag Bill will be an entertaining First Man, I'll give him that
He's my hero.
Just call him..... Cum hero, cum.
The only one who wants Hillary to be President more than Hillary is Bill's Peenus
DAYMN!! You go Bill!!
When you print unlimited paper you can buy these!!!
PIITA
That's probably Bubba's girlfriend named the "Energizer"
According to a recent tell-all book by former Secret Service
Bill Clinton 'has a busty mistress nicknamed "Energizer""Though information on Clinton's alleged ladylove is scant, the newspaper reported she is blond and gave cookies to the Secret Service."
Uh oh... we know what comes after the cookies, don't we, boys and girls?
Still, nice to see Nudelman is getting some action.
As in a special reward in the form of a "kitten". MKUltra style.
"What a lovely couple. They're perfect together! One is on the right, one is on the left. Just as they're supposed to be."
Reds her color
BTW, who says American has lost her engineering prowess?
Can you imagine the stress on that dress? Those babies want to get out!
Ho Ho Ho ba-beee. Take off Zee Bra!!
How would you like to Model? No no you don't need a Bra.
Come over here and sit down...that's RIGHT.
Do you like Music? Let me make you comfortable.
Really what a future you have. Your only 22?
I'm going to help you with your Career...
That's a diatribe, not a caption.
Bill Cosby?
BILL:
"Do you want a position on the Presidential Staff, honey?"
UGLY-FACED BALLOON GIRL:
"YOU'RE not the PRESIDENT any more!"
BILL:
"Well, no, but Hillary's in the running now, and SHE has a great big... um..."
SMIRKING BRUNETTE WHO USED TO BE BLONDE:
"I feel something touching my behind."
BILL:
"Hillary's is bigger. I should know..."
Future first First Man getting the bimbo's lined up for the Secret Service to shuffle in and out of the back door.
Bill's got a tiny penis so that girl better have a vibrator, though Hillary might take care of her.
Bill: "How's this one Hillary?"
"Senior Statesman" of the DEMOCRAT party
Asset Inflation
Those are her tits silly.
That depends on what the definition of tits is.
Fucking ehhh....
Oh, and drapes obviously don't match the carpet.
I'd do her at least hes not chasing chubbies any more
"Let me introduce you to the new Chair of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System!"
I will never have that much money or power.
"Hillary, this is all I'd like for Christmas."
Or
"Hillary, can I keep her, can I? She can sleep in the spare bedroom, I'll feed her and take her for long walks. Pleaseeeeee."
Depends on what the meaning of cleavage Isis
Pure Alpha.
Bill: All I want for Christmas are your two front teeth (to be tucked under your lip).
Clinton agrees to spearhead Democrat pole dancer voter registration drive.
Next in line for free rides on the Clinton Express!
keep looking but I still don't see Bill.
Bill is the boob on the left. There are three boobs in the picture, total.
Look hillary now I can leave chelsea alone , so we can keep her right?
Bill please don't squeeze my charmins.
Anybody else but me notice that pic was taken in a bar?
Suck it dry, baby.
Quick! Stand here so they can't see my boner!
How much are those puppies in the window?
Hey, lady!If you're gonna drown those puppies, can I have the one with the brown nose, please?
We all know what happens when Billy stares directly at a set of snack trays..
Have you seen my Cuban cigar?
He accosted some folks.
Trimmed or Bald Eagle?
Just a trim landing path.
Just a trim landing path.
"IS" those titt ties? depends on the def of is!
"I have no specific mammary of an improper relationship"
Swallow for the camera!
Brill!
No reason to thank me for this insight, but she was a "communications" major.
tooooo bad he's broke!!!!
hillary never looked better.
I'm your father, and your grandfather!
I had to do a double "upper deck" read for that one Buzz. ;-) Nice work
It ain't your Monica's breast, their even larger.
No worry about Hillary she has her lesbian friends to keep her busy.
Old Billy boy on viagra will be searching the White house for something to poke, definitely not Hillary.
I picked her out for Hillary!
Bill gets 3 bright ideas
where is my cigar?
Shit, if I was Bill, and I was married to Hitlery, I'd be up in every possible broad, too.
stupid, been there done that, she has smelly armpits
That would stop you? Not my husband. I can be a little ripe, no problem.
If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit.
William J. ClintonWow, are those big!
Your hired as my private secretary!!
- Bill Clinton
Where was this?
And why is ZH distracting us from the FED newspeak? (It IS a nice treat though after watching Mr. Yellen.)
ok, we have the blue dress and the red dress,
girls, get out your best white dresses and figure
in to this money machine. no dry cleaning, please.
Wow, creating a scandalous distraction during your term AND for Obama. Time for a Clinton - Obama fist bump.
<Fake?
<Real?
Let go of me you perv!
Looks like he's hanging on kind of tightly, and she's not liking it.
OH, and i'm voting fake.
Either way, Bill deposited copious amounts of DNA onto them (or at least tried to).
"I did not. Have. Sexual. Relations with that woman.... Hilary Clinton."
I was the worlds' commander and chief and I always made my point. Now, I point these babies at YOU.
" Some folks wish they were me "
Monika who?? This is a disposable society, out with the old into the new
Look what I'm bringing home for Hillary
You can tell she's not my type she doesn't have cankles
most authentic inflatable on the market, when he releases her she flies around the room and out the window...
The devil walked into church one day and all the people including the priest fled in terror. The only person left was Bill Clinton. The devil was incensed with smoke coming out of his ears and fire out of his nostrils.
He asked Bill whether he was scared of him and Bill replied "no",
The devil was screaming with anger and asked Bill why we wasn't scared.
Bill replied....."I've been married to your sister for over 30 years."
It never gets old. BTW, is that a tranny.
Jealous bastards, how can you begrudge an old buzzard for liking (or licking) young, talented pussy? Ha. Ha. Ha.
You people are SICK! That's Chelsea! Daddy is just happy with her new professional look.
Jeeze, potty minds.
I JUST LOVE THE COLOUR OF SPINACH ON A LADIES SKIRT IN THE MORNING !!
( so long as it s not Hilly s of course )
"I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times."
Who said it?
Peanut man
Hillary Clinton?
Ellen Degeneres ???
Jimmy, baby.
man.
Jimmy Carter ?
I Cannot say if it is an Exact quote.
I wish Hilary looks like this.
I am not a violent person, but by Dog himself, I would pin this fucker down and use a drill on all his eight major joints.
And the fucking cunt who will be your next Maniac in cheef.
Burn these two monsters alive as far as i care.
;-)
I Close my eyes and I see Hillary.
I never knew Chelsea had such a rack. Unfortunately, her facial expression looks scarily like her mother's.
"Come with me and put some knee pads on my dear"
Bill is getting the JFK treatment.
"Hillary, I'll test drive this one for the new Pussy Riot band"
It looks like Ivanka Trump
Hillary who?.
Bill and I have some things in common...
<---You're both not going to be labeled gay like Obama?
<---You are both black, unlike Obama?
grey hair?
Is that your wife?
A couple means 2.
Nice semiotic juxtapositioning of stories.
I am onto you ZH !!!
'Someone get this crusty old fuck away from my ass.'
"Oh hey there Hillary, this is my second cousin Tawny. She's applying for my personal assistant position."
She's my neice, a poetry major, gonna help me with my Longfellow.......
So, who did Cosby piss off? All these women coming out of the woodwork now after years and years claiming he drugged and raped them. Who knows if it's true or not, but the sheer volume would lead one to believe there is a little fire behind the smoke.
But, what about all the gals slick Willie 'allegedly' groped and raped? I know the media attacked the initial ones pretty good, probably making a lot of others pause in their allegations, but are they all gonna come out of the woodwork now?
No way -- because Hillary and the DNC are much more dangerous than Camille.
A little fire behind the smoke? Ya think?
Red Dresses don't stain
"Whadda ya mean 'wrong hole'?"
"This place is kinda dark. Good thing you brought your headlamps!!"
I bet she has zero hedge.