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lets make a new album cover for the Pink Floyd single "Have a Cigar" .... or two ... or three.
If a catchy caption is all you're looking for...don't have to look far
"A Couple Means Two" - Why This Is Importanthttp://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-17/couple-means-two-why-important
"Do you have this model in a brunett?"
"I will NOT have sex with this woman, Miss Malinsky..."
some things never change
Now THESE are some nice looking arms and shoulders, unlike Moocheles......
LOL - yeah, its the arms and shoulders he's lookin at....
Is that Hillary's husband?
Pity about the mug.
I think Billdo Clinton must have the same heart surgeon as The "Dick" Cheney!
Well lets just hope the young lady fairs better than "Judy Gibbs" did!
"I thought I sked you to wear a white dress so the stains wouldn't show"
"For some reason I get the feeling that I over inflated the tires on my car this morning." David Letterman to over inflated guest Bianca Jagger.
Jesus, who's Hillary Clinton's plastic surgeon???
That woman has the look of regret for selling her soul, either that or she has vaginal itch.
"or she has vaginal itch."
Bill's there, right?
and he always carries a French tickler...
I bet you both Clinton's take turns tag teaming her
Hillary, here is your new girlfriend.
What I don't understand is how Bill Clinton screwed one woman and got into trouble while Obama has been screwing a whole nation and getting away with it.
Be clear, Bill sold us to the Chinese; he screwed our nation and some Chinese too.
Agreed !!!
Absolutley...
"Let me introduce you to Liberty, Liberty Floats."
gives new meaning to global affairs
you guys are so disrespectful of the office of the President
Kim Jung would never let you get away with that
Is Sony putting out a Bill Clinton movie too?
Jennifer's flowers certainly have bloomed!!!!
More silicone after the cigar caper; this guy takes all the wrong options, like revoking Glass Steagall.
The sign of the times, an age of phony balonies.
No wonder WS is full of steroids.
Bill Clinton pimps his ride.
LOL!
Girl with the red dress, red dress, red dress on
Girl with the stained red dress...
"Here's a fine example of discretionary consumer spending inflating the value of ALL asset classes. I'm lobbying hard to have congress declare an new program .. cash for bazunkers"
I think I will stain a red dress this time sez Bill
So THAT'S where the inflation went.
"Now watch when I squeeze her arms...Whooo-Weee!"
That's a Herve Leger bandage dress in case anyone wants to get one for a GF/SO.
I've purchased three in the past few years and it's been worth every penny each time.
I'll bet you don't look as good in them as she does.
From experience I've found that dress is at its best crumpled on the floor.
Obviously, she has NO fear of catching chest colds.....
Remember how bulbous Clinton's nose was when in office? Yep, quite a change.
You think he has finally stopped lying?
If he did, it was cause he ran out...
Big pimping, this is what we do.
Butter face
"Say hello to my new humidor, Sally."
They didn't have any blew dresses, so she got this one.
Hey, look what Hillary got me for Christmas!
PRICELESS!!
tb
Good choice, Bill. Let them eat there hearts out.
To quote Stewie Griffin
How deliciously white trash.
Thought bubble over Bill's Secret Service agent "I need a fucking drink."
Blow-up dolls are llooking more and more real these days, don'tcha think?
She said she was trying to be vegan and asked me if sperm was considered an animal product.
obviously it would not be expedient for her political career to divorce him.
don't think her handlers haven't run the numbers.
over and over and over.
Is that Hayden Panetierre?
psst bill... it's a guy...
In his eyes, he/she is just a cum recepticle.
oh no, mr. bill...
...it's just sad that Mr. Clinton has come to represent the worst possible degradation of women as PlayToys.
His PlayToy Quotient (PTQ) must be well north of 100 (notches)... and counting.
Any self respecting lady (or her husband/boyfriend) wouldn't let him get within 100 feet of her, let alone let him put his hand on her arm like that.
Nice Bill fuck her in the ass to!
Dont try to reinvent the wheel..
"I did NOT ...HAVE...SEXUAL RELATIONSIONS... WITH THAT WOMAN."
that's not a woman... but bill won't care...
Soon to be Glazed Tribe member. Look at her nose!
when I squeeze her here her tits sound like Bill Cosby eating grape Jello
Man, I love that guy. He's one of my favorite American Africans
DO NOT EXCEED 65 lbs PSI MAX
when I squeeze here her tits make a farting sound
"See if you can spot the Presidential spoof on this RED dress!"
FreeRepublic has some photoshop fun yesterday (scroll down):
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3237912/posts
Nice life support system for a vagina...
Bill got himself a new humidor... and just in time for Christmas!
SMLMAO! (Shit myself laughing my ass off)
You owe me a pair of pants, as I shit myself laughing to that caption comment. Funniest thing I've read/seen in a while.
I do believe that you are the winner. Pick up your chicken dinner at the payout window.
An American, not US subject.
"Who's Your Daddy"
Where's my left hand? 3 guesses
"I did not have sex with that woman... well at least not yet"
The complete picture includes the Mother I think.
http://thechive.com/2014/12/17/daily-afternoon-randomness-50-photos-117/...
KCCO
Wow, the viewfinder makes a difference. Now it looks like Mom is pimping her to Bill! Seriously, good find.
cross pollination potential...
Now who's the sick pup? ;-)
So let's see...
Her mom would have her sister and she would have her Mom's grandchild (I gotta hold all this in my head, see, it's hard) and both kids would be siblings and Mom's kid would be her kid's aunt or uncle while her kid would be a niece or nephew. Would she then be Bill's step daughter because of the fact that her mom gave birth to her sister?
Now let's talk about how they are related to Hillary and Chelsea...
Great find.
Mother presumably with daughter, together with that tosser, in the original photo.
Anyone's guess as to what's going on there.
ooooh, a twofer
Schwing!
Hillary could become the first single woman prez....now that'd be a milestone for America.
If she ever acheived her life's goal the very first thing she'd do is get rid of Bill.
MISSING: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?
"This male skank is gonna preside over sore nuts if he doesn't let go of me."
"No, no! I'll have it cleaned for you."
An American, not US subject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU
Don't spit until we are off camera!
this can only help hill...
I close my eyes and see Hillary.
It's enough to make an ex-President go deaf.
Has Bill upgraded his talent at all? Close but no cigar!
Its cetrainly an upgrade over Hillary.
Soldier's Joy / Arkansas Traveler - Clawhammer Banjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVjo56J6Wes
MOTORBOAT!
1 word
MOTORBOAT
Just the tip. I promise...
they made me promise to bring her back clean
"I feel so much healthier on an Implant-Based Diet."
"Do my fangs and black cape frighten you my child"
They don't call it "silly-cone" for nothin'.
Can't wait for the book / movie to come out.
The prospective First Gentleman is merely showing her the way to the mens washroom where she works part time as a temp without benefits.
Got Wood?
There's not much spread on those assets.
"I did not have sex with that woman." Yet.
I know her. She was sixteen then though.
jello anyone?
Hillary and I were discussing the need to fool the voters in 2016, and the subject of 'fake' came up, so I thought I would do some research into various positions...
Look at the tits on this bitch....
"As a young boy growing up in Hope Arkansas, the hope of one day finding titties like these was just as unlikely as hoping to be President. Looks like I'm two for two!"
-- Look at this one, Hillary. Check it out, another vast right-wing conspiracy!
But was it a Cuban cigar?
Chris Stigall
The best signal yet that Hill does not have a shot at the nomination. Bill has seen the data and concluded that in her slowly degrading mental and physical state the old dog can no longer hunt.
Bill apparently likes pros with plastic tities.
Obama's girlfriend is far more beautiful without the plastic. She does not even look like a a pro.
That darn Bush clan keeps multiplying like rats, I better get busy making more Clintons for the 2064 elections!
That's impossible. He was rendered sterile as a child when he had the mumps.. Webster Hubble is the father of Chelsea Clinton.
Bill supposedly has at least one illegit son born by a black prostitute.
there's silicone in them there hills!
"I bet your tongue would stick to my pole."
That sure does look like Traci Lords.
You didn't build that.
Dear Hillary- We're trough. Keep the kid. Good luck In 2016. Havana here I cum.
"That better be a cigar, buddy..."
billy has been motorboating.
Bill always bad Good taste.
"Just mere inches to her breast. Must. Move. Closer."
"Here in DC, lots of uncles take their nieces to lunch."
Slick Willy is a racist. First black president never bangs black women.
Helluva taste in women there Bill, unscrupleless, just like you.
When he's accused of sexual assault . . . lesbians defend him.
When he pulls out a cigar . . . women's dresses stain themselves
He knows what the definition of is, is . . . but he's not telling you
He is . . . the sleaziest man in the world.
"Stay horny, my friends."
Everyone who votes for Hillary gets one of these.
Please, please, please Lord,,Let Hillary be elected so we can't watch sideshow Bill as a dirty old man in the White House.
She gets near anything sharp, and there is going to be silicone all over everybody.
little willie gonna get betweenie
Holy shit! I bet he could barely 'contain himself'! He probably used the whole humidor on this one!
I know I'd use something with her, and it wouldn't have anything to do with a dammed cigar! LOL
hey hillary, I squeeze the sides and the front pops out!
How is it that this woman and Janet Yellen are the same species, much less the same sex?
"Am I gettin' warmer?"
Whats the big deal? You never been to a Bar Mitzvah party?
What Bill wished was Hillary...
Don't it make my blue dress
Don't it make my blue dress
Don't it make my blue dress red
I win m'fers. What's my prize?
Lord, make me chaste....BUT NOT YET....
Oh no honey, thats just an executive order in my pocket....if you know what i mean.
Rapist's spouse 2016!!!!!!
Or that fake Injun woman.
What's the Body Count?
These are as real as the promises Hillary will make on the campaign trail...
Bill: "I can take you to the oval room"
I Am Erect!
Look, three boobs.
Bill has a new humidor!!
That gal probably has nipples the size of a Midget's fist!