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Just the girl next door...
h/t @BennyJohnson
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Get too close and yes cigar. LOL.
So this Amish guy goes to the big city with his wife and son. While she's browsing, the two boys wander over to the elevator. They watch an old shriveled up hag get onto the elevator. The doors close, the doors open and out steps this beautiful blonde. The Amish guy looks over at his son.
"Jacob," he says, "fetch me thy mother right now."
Her name is "Hillary", honest !
Nothing but hate for the Clinton gun grabbers, but... gotta give Slick Willy props for this relationship. Looks like the perfect time for a trade-in, Bill.
Chelsea, you look so different. Let me give you a ride home
Man, its great to be me!
As "First Man" I hereby appoint you to my Staff! Now, sit on it.
Lets go see the Oval Orifice...
"Want to boost your resume for Vanity Fair?"
"NOT Hillary"