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Complexity Of Fed Message Resumes Rising: FOMC Words Increase From 707 To 734
Just when you thought it was safe to assume The Fed had any kind of handle on things, they ramp up the confusion level and generate more words than last month to explain their machinations. Though well below the peak confusion levels of September, we hope the trend is not rising again...
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Yes, but how many syllables?
don't worry Granny shit for brains will blather even more in a minute......that'll really scramble the sheep's brains
No, it's the number of dangling participles multiplied by the square root of split infinitives that really counts most!
Steve Liesman will straighten it out for us if he can pull the dick out of his fat mouth
How do I explain this
I mean how do I put this into words
It's one thing or another
But it's neither this nor that
Actually, it's a collection of things
She said, "That's it, that's it, get out"
Peak Bullshit!
Oh yeah Pinto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccs8bKUqHpw&index=2&list=PLGMAANwyF8XsK3...
Oh yeah.
The new Seinfeld... A speech about nothing.... It just amazes me that they can be so vague, so much and get away with it so often.
Funny, I don't know if I've ever heard her voice.
Hell, the only reason I ever listened to Bernanke's was for the tell. Between his voice cracking and his lip quivers, the man couldn't lie to save his life.
How many folks will be affected by these words?
Roughly 7.2 billion. Actually, provided we avoid WWIII, we are looking at 50+ billion when you look generations out.
Not once you account for the increased sterility from living a "modern lifestyle."
Everybody will be affected. It will depend on which end of the bending over your on whether it's positive or negative.
so moar then? :shocking:
That's a long winded way to say "Party on bitchez! The tab is on the next generation".
Is there a 3X derivative to trade on that statistic?
GS ultra long
goldman couldn't have penned the fomc minutes better
What makes you think Goldman didn't pen the minutes??? They usually do.
They did.
i think citi did
It takes more and more bullshit these days. As words increase, credibility decreases (not that they had much to begin with).
Yeah but what happens when you condense the numbers?
707 = 7 + 7 = 14 = 1 + 4 = 5
734 = 7 + 3 + 4 = 14 = 1 + 4 = 5
So it's really the same number
The original Federal Reserve Act was just 32 pages. By the end of QE, Yellen's statements will be 33 pages.
FOMC meeting = time for a gold smackdown overnight!
Isn't that a bullish indicator?
Pathetic. Mr. Yellen lacked the balls to completely remove the phrase "considerable time," opting instead to refer back to it so as to satisfy the silicon based readership. Just pathetic.
Let Inthemix help with those complex machinations my FOMC friends, rather than baffle the proles with bullshit, and I bet twenty quid its less than 734 words you cunts.
For a start you bought and paid for fuckers are bent, you lie continually about everything, everything you say is a lie filled with convolution and mis-direction, thanks to being bought and paid for whores of the corrupt cunts who run the show.
Second, just like the top brass who run banking and politics, there is a ton of strange owned by the likes of GCHQ and NSA on your collective arses abusing children. Thats how they keep you in line eh?
Third, you think of only yourself and yours first, you never give two fucks about the common good do you? You're all right Jack, pull the ladder up, just nothing but selfish greed with the NSA latched onto your corrupt balls, making sure you do as you are told you filthy pieces of shit.
Forth, 734 words is a few by a stretch to explain to folks who know, that everything they have ever known is a mother fucking lie, from health, education, finance, politics, and the fucking worse than bent media, that the only thing that is of any constructive use they can do is to hang you fucking child molesting bastards like the dogs you are.
You want to get straight with whoever you fucking pray to cunts. Dogs coming....
Cunts.
;-)
Comeon people ! How could anyone have expected anything else?
They can't raise rates, but they can't admit that either. All they can do from now on is keep things the same and baffle you with more bullshit. Until things tank again and then QE foreva!
drool, drool in my ears. i can't drink it.
i fower shaweel like i need a shower.
happy holidays anyway. tea leaves, tossing bones,
incantations and rolling stones.
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