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Legendary "Closing Dinner" Organizer Sage Kelly Quits Jefferies
Back in October, after reading the complaint of his ex-wife Christina Kelly (since retracted) describing in minute detail the daily life of her estranged ex-husband, we explained 'Why Every Banker On Wall Street Suddenly Wants To Be Jefferies' Managing Director Sage Kelly." And as of moments ago, they have an even greater reason to want to be Sage: he will have all the cash from being a one-man party machine for his clients (allegedly) and none of the workload. Just out from Bloomberg:
- JEFFERIES BANKER SAGE KELLY SAID TO RESIGN TO FOCUS ON FAMILY
What family? Just kidding. That said, well-played Sage and Jefferies (where bankers will no longer need to pee in a cup to prove the lack of narcotic substances in their body), because there is nothing like confirming it was all a bad dream by getting the hell out of dodge.
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They (he and his clients) will be suicided too, you bet.
No, all he needs to do now is call up Lewis and pen a ghost written tell-all like Jordan Belfort. Hell, I already know a guy who is just the man for this Job, even has the nose from his days with Giselle.
On a half serious answer, I expect him to take 2 years off, then resurface as a professional boardroom consultant or pay-per-seat board member.
Women can be such Liars. Those named have no recourse against her claims? Unless she has proof for this stuff, how is she safe? The men named have enough money to suicide her for her story. Why take her words as truth? evidence please.
Well, a pall just fell on the expectations for this year's Christmas party.
Well it was fun while it lasted. Now it's time for a little image consulting, where after finding a new foundation in faith and family, he can lather rinse and repeat.
Rage With Sage
sage taking himself public as event organizer firm
All this junk he did is 'meh' compared to the late 90's and Wall Street dot-com fun.
Hell, this guy didn't even have an underage Eastern European girlfriend or two. Just some drugs and wife swapping. Yawn
Did he poop his pants before or after resigning?
Is he relocating to the Palm Springs area or wherever the rich go to be told that their narcotic or just basic overindulgence problem is caused by their parents or someone else?
re "Focus on familiy":
He may be planning to eat them.
It will be interesting to see what he does next. He made a lot of people rich while living large. Good luck Sage.
I hope his life ( I mean retirement) lasts the average 5 years the rest of us get.
He'll be trying to nail down the Coke dealer for a discount after being out of work,but maybe the dealer can pick up the difference on volume.
Long deckchairs and beachwear.
I knew I had a problem when my drinking was getting in the way of my drinking.
Do they drug test bankers? Really? I'm starting to think the inside connection to get these jobs is the coke dealer...