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"Some North Korean Folks Are Hacking..." President Obama Explains "Costs" - Live Feed

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Having become convinced that the North Koreans are responsible for hacking the Japanese company Sony (with the apparent help of China or some Chinese folks... though not Russia or ISIS yet), President Obama will hold a press conference to - we are sure - show us the proof, explain how bad the movie was anyway, discuss the "costs" to be imposed, and point out that the terrorists did not win...

 

President Obama is due to speak at 1330ET (plan accordingly)...

 

We found this amusing...

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Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:29 | 5573326 SethDealer
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Obama out maneuvred by another 4rd world dictator

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:33 | 5573337 jaap
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How insane this all has become....

Love the analyses by no agenda (1st hour)

www.noagendashow.com

 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:32 | 5573353 Boris Alatovkrap
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All worldwide terrorist is tremor and quake while wait for sternly word response from capitulation-in-chief.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:37 | 5573355 hedgeless_horseman
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All worldwide terrorist is tremor and quake while wait for sternly word response from capitulation-in-chief.

Except the Ukrainians that shot down the Malaysian Airlines 777, killing nearly 300 civilians.  Obama and the US congress are giving them a bunch more weapons.  They tremor and quake in anticipation of killing more people so that we can blame it on Russia.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:36 | 5573373 SWRichmond
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So when do we impose sanctions on the NSA?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:39 | 5573384 TerminalDebt
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I wonder if that chick on the left is wearing any underwear

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:40 | 5573394 TerminalDebt
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Some folks are always late

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:46 | 5573421 Manthong
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I want to believe the pot-belly is the source of the hack..

But I can’t trust a damn word out of B.O.’s lying pie-hole.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:58 | 5573499 McMolotov
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Most of the time, every word after "um" is a lie, as was every word before it.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:00 | 5573514 fuu
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He just said energy is booming...

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:07 | 5573544 hedgeless_horseman
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"Imagine if..."

"Imagine if..."

"Imagine if..."

No. 

Release the movie. 

Don't imagine anything you fear mongering ass.

If someone does commit an act or war, then respond.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:07 | 5573550 McMolotov
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Now supposedly China "helped" North Korea:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11304283/Sony-...

So the plot is sort of becoming obvious, and we'll end up going to war with Russia, North Korea, and China all at once. I'm sure that will go swimmingly.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:10 | 5573558 hedgeless_horseman
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Remember The Lusitania the movie Interview!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:09 | 5573571 McMolotov
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LMAO

Lamest rallying cry ever.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:42 | 5573722 Brindle702
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Right?  I had to pause and think about down voting for content or upvote for "clever."

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:44 | 5573723 Falling Down
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LMAO

 

Remember the Petrodollar!

 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:21 | 5573613 freewolf7
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Imagine if = Ericksonian hypnosis.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:16 | 5573553 0b1knob
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If the FBI and Choomboy say it you know it is a lie.

The whole thing is just WAY too convenient for too many people.   A foreign owned studio is damaged to the benefit of US studios.   A bad movie which would have bombed anyway gets withdrawn at a minimal cost.   An example is made of the costs of bad data security as an example to other companies.   The usual suspects (Nork, Chinese) get blamed.

Where is the NSA in all of this?   They have nothing to say?

Wrap this whole story in a false flag and file it under "bullshit".

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 23:11 | 5574698 thebigunit
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"Wrap this whole story in a false flag and file it under "bullshit"."

Is there anything you know of that ISN'T a false flag.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:08 | 5573515 fuu
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He just said that if companies start self censoring because they are afraid to offend some sensibilities that it was a shame because those sensibilities need to be offended.

 

So we can go back to offending anyone anywhere we do not agree with?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:13 | 5573582 McMolotov
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Just make sure it isn't rayciss.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 17:02 | 5574010 Usurious
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Israel is off the table........anybody else, have at it...

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:45 | 5573414 Yes We Can. But...
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She wasn't when she left the house this morning.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:41 | 5573719 CrimsonAvenger
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Some folks went commando.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:50 | 5573452 comob
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I would expect nothing less from the most transparent administration in U.S. History.

 

What?

 

Oh, I'm sorry, apparently that wasn't what he was referring to when he said that - the capitulator-in-chief used that word to indicate "voluntary self selected gender choice for people with children"

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:52 | 5573459 SWRichmond
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I wonder if that chick on the left is wearing any underwear

She definitely has the whole "blank stare forward" thing down pat.  Reminds me of the Corona girls on Friday Night Boxing.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:58 | 5573502 freewolf7
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Dissociation works. It's why things are the way they are.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:58 | 5573512 drendebe10
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... and what kind of noises she makes....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:43 | 5573720 IndyPat
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Judging by present company, she may have a cock....so....might want to leave it in the realm of mystery.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 16:16 | 5573845 mrdenis
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Que in ...draw line in sand .

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:46 | 5573436 Max Steel
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Have you heard about the smash new Russian comedy where two Russian SVR agents disguised as journalists infiltrate the US and assassinate Obama, the Assassinator-in-Chief himself? It's freaking hilarious! I'm serious, you will literally not stop laughing.... ?#?SonyHack?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 16:31 | 5573903 Cheduba
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You mess up our movies?  Now you're messing with all of America!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:30 | 5573340 Pladizow
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Hey Obummer - what about the NSA fucking the planet?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:45 | 5573418 Overfed
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Late again. As per usual.

BTW, is it me, or do the pretexts for US aggression just keep getting more flimsy every day?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 16:56 | 5573992 Leknam
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Copy on that. Also by government getting involved , the fact that (i know its a comedy ) the CIA taking out a head of state is OK, is normalising it for the sheeple and in the future perhaps the CIA can take requests for who to TAKE OUT 

 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:33 | 5573351 williambanzai7
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HH

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:35 | 5573363 IndyPat
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Sums it up, as usual WB7

Wonder what the backstory is w/ that ad?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:44 | 5573415 Doubleguns
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My wife did that the last time I stayed out fishing all night. Need I mention she is from Japan. I'm home on time now-a-days.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:04 | 5573536 freewolf7
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So, that's giving head.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:38 | 5573382 Ignatius
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Check the legs.  I say it's a dude.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:40 | 5573390 dexter_morgan
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nah, no adams apple I can see

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:41 | 5573398 Ignatius
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The miracle of edits.  We don't see the face after the opening shot.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:53 | 5573465 SWRichmond
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Is there some reason you guys can't believe a female martial artist is capable of that?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:57 | 5573493 Statetheist
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Isn't this the same girl who did this before a Japanese baseball game? She's pretty well known.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:02 | 5573527 Ignatius
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No.  It's just an opinion.

But if you wanna rub one out looking at those legs, who am I to judge?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:21 | 5573629 MsCreant
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Put those legs in stilettos and fish nets and get back to me. If those are men's legs, on a male athlete that has trained to do this, those legs are soft and sad. For a woman, she's ever so slightly bulky and strong.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:54 | 5573743 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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You don't need absolutely physical force, but technique in martial art especially if you believe in Qi Qong or Ki manipulation (life energy).

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:21 | 5573630 SWRichmond
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The legs are pretty strong looking, but that doesn't mean it's not a female.  I noticed them, too, but thought "trained athlete", not "guy".

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:38 | 5573385 dexter_morgan
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WOW - pretty hot and good at....head stuff....ya know.......

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:48 | 5573440 MsCreant
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Hard headed woman. 

I'm looking for a hard headed woman
One who will take me for myself
And if I find my hard headed woman
I won't need nobody else, no, no, no

 

http://www.metrolyrics.com/hard-headed-woman-lyrics-cat-stevens.html

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:41 | 5573387 DanDaley
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Putin's new girlfriend.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:29 | 5573577 Atomizer
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Good video. A high impact woman. Not as pretty as my wife. Knobby kneecaps.  Mrs. Atomizer is very beautiful for her age. Sure, we engage. But we love each other. Two type A personalities that predicate love, warmth and an occasional verbal battle on who is right.  Getting sly in my age, just listen and let her fall on the type A personality sword.

 

She always comes back asking for advice. I do the same, we always rely on each other’s strengths.  That’s happiness in a long term relationship.  

:)

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:30 | 5573671 Sub MOA
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 "Mr. Atomizer is very beautiful for her age."

 

sorry had to do it ;)  thats one typo ya might wanna fix there !

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:30 | 5573676 Sub MOA
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good job ya fixed it while i was typing  :)

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 17:01 | 5574012 IronForge
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She's a Japanese Karate "Pro".  She's a "Celebrity" from her Tournament Appearances and the occasional Media Appearance (This Roof Panel breaking stunt - from a recent TV Commercial - is common with the Karate Types).

Sat, 12/20/2014 - 05:02 | 5574990 IronForge
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All of Five minutes with  a Restroom break inbetween....

It was for a Credit Card Commercial - it's been on for weeks in Japan...

The Actress' Name is Rina Takeda.

The slogan is, "(The Value of) A Head depends on how it's used.  (The Value of) A Card depends on how it's used."  Earn Points on this card....

Here's the URL to the Commercial's Page.  Feel free to pick one thumbnail.  15 and 30 stand for 15/30 Second versions of the Commercial.
http://www.cspresse.net/aqfpoint/?=cslefttop#group2

Youtube Rip...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foaRL4F_Aqw

Here's the Wiki page on her...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rina_Takeda

...and her blog, for you cyberhounds...
http://ameblo.jp/rina615

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 18:47 | 5574289 scatha
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Japanese women gave up sex for this, due to men shrinkage.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 19:58 | 5574399 Victory_Garden
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Banzai!

Shazam! You have been initiated!! Highest degrees of Honor to you, Sir William!!! Ring around the rosary, circumambulations. Walk by the Rites of God, and not the rites of man.

Forest Brothers. Lodges in the Hills. Revolutionaries. Lovers of freedom and Gods/Loves Sacred Teachings. Country Noblemen. Keepers of the Temple Law. Ornery rascals of the dark stars. They are out there.

This reminds one of what our Sheriff said the other night to a bunch of rowdy cowboys. Sez he, as a fully sworn to the Constitution, both State and Federal, Sheriff, if they try a hostile take over of THIS CORPORATION, then he already has in place one of their phony baloney fear propagating toys, what is it, the amber alert thingy?..but sez he, the Good Heart he truly is, when that corrupted bunch in dc tries it, he will take all the toys away from them federallies, place them in jail for treason, and deputize half the counties men and women in one call, then give them the people he has gone to church with, parlayed in the streets with for years, and who all his regular deputy people have shopped with in town for so many years with also, all those toys of the killers and put a line around the county daring them to come on down. No corporate takeovers here!

Lets see, that might be about 10,033 men and women who are all versed in huntin skills, military, and just plain ol defenders of the righteous Rule of Law, their homes and families, and kinda like those poor innocent Christian folks in the Ukraine that are being bombed by the obama installed nazis/mosad in the name of the soros rothschoild puppet show, payed for by the American Taxpayers to stir up a world war between those stupid nazi/mosad/al-CIA-duh/ISIS idiots for cash and gold, and the true red blooded Americans.

Now, imagine that is only one county in one state with hundreds of counties to join them. All the constitutional Sheriffs out number the federal stooges for cash and gold. They will be cleaned out by their own men and women the minute the babylonians make their first move.

Sez he last, you boys and girls just go ahead and have some good clean fun for now. Later, there may be a day when weza all gonna have to just tell them thar yankees to go Home!

Hummm...ponders the casual observer. Looking around, people are already getting jiggity and looking forward to the next babylonian bankster false flag move. Everybody knows it's coming. They are sick-n-tired of the shit show, and being poor while the militaristic woarmongering babylonians prosper. The fear? Yes, everybody knows they will try to corner the animal in man, and then you know what? Wolverines MF'ers!!

Just go ahead and try to take away the Internet from the kids. Get real. Laughing all the way to the bank...(latwttb)!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 23:59 | 5574773 SmackDaddy
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youve had enough meth for the night

Sat, 12/20/2014 - 08:23 | 5575082 Uranus Hertz
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Impress me. Do this to every member of the CFR. Otherwise I know I am fortunate to have dated womenz like her & yet live free to tell the tale, without an IRS bust like experience (ok, one ex went to work for the irs and man my *nus hertz ever since - no evidence though) or adding to my rap sheet.

Every woman, when she's done playing with you, her eyes roll back in her head. Like a doll's eyes. Then the screaming starts...

Sat, 12/20/2014 - 10:31 | 5575266 SmackDaddy
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just dont say every woman.  you married the bitch.  I can already tell my wife is 10x smarter than you.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:39 | 5573386 ZH Snob
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not to worry, we just saved some folks from a bad movie

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:53 | 5573468 disabledvet
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"My heart goes it to Anglina Jolie. I think she's a GREAT actress."

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:47 | 5573439 drendebe10
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....more and more teleprompted vacuous deceitful gumflapping from the incompetent, corrupt, arrogant, divisive, narcissistic illegal indonesian alien muslim sociopathic pathologic liar in chief fudgepacker...  the thing plays tiddlywinks while other leaders are playing chess.....  unbelievable this thing got reelected... dollars to donuts the thing cheated/rigged the election like it proably does when playing golf...

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 18:51 | 5574301 g speed
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why don't ya just open up and tell us what you really think---

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 16:33 | 5573890 noben
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Not so. You need to think more than one move ahead, American chess player.

This sets PRECEDENT for the US, for potential future cyber attacks -- whether real or proclaimed.

Before you know it, it will be used against Syria or Russia, and "allow" for more "retribution". And it also acts as a nice damper, to deter other (white hat) hackers from acting out.

Don't forget the political principle "Never let a crisis go to waste", which goes back thousands of years -- even though the MSM olygopoly attributed it to Rahm Emmanuel on Team Obama.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:28 | 5573328 Syrin
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This was done by the NSA, and you're a fool if you believe otherwise.   They are already calling for passage of the CISPA as "top priority".   Nazis, all of them.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:32 | 5573349 IndyPat
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Those reptiles on Fox News beat that fucking drum all morning.

Brian Kilmede, that dumb fucking poor excuse for a mic, all but begged for rectal rehydration for a half hour.

The shit show was really thick today at 5 minutes hate.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:36 | 5573375 silentboom
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Hannity's been on a puke fest the last few days too.  The neocon party is alive and well and clearly will not abandon their agena of ends justifies the means spread of "democracy" even if it means slandering or killing each and every doubter.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:45 | 5573422 ebworthen
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Hannity is the dullest tool in the neocon shed.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:52 | 5573462 IndyPat
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I got a bass playing Hucklebey that says your're wrong.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 18:01 | 5574172 noben
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The most amazing part about Hannity is how successfully he is at managing his career, and the Income he generates by being at/near the top of the Propaganda heap.

The smartest and richest moron I know of.  Even Limbaugh has more brains, cause he started this particular industry segment for what are otherwise Loser Media Personalities.  The others of their kind have simply carved out their little Niches, and branded & promoted them accordingly:  appearances on other shows and books.

It reminds me of the old saying that "Nobody ever went broke (by) underestimating the bad taste of the American public".  Or its willful ignorance.  Especially when they are raised to... "Believe", and this becomes second nature.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:40 | 5573392 Doubleguns
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So does that mean that Fox is now working for Obama.  The deception within the deception with in the deception is getting so complicated to follow. Guess there are no main stream news sources, they are simply a different station on the deception radio.

 

Oh yea there is this.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:42 | 5573405 IndyPat
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They had that fat fuck Rove on during 5 minutes hate.

That should anwser your question.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:49 | 5573449 Doubleguns
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He's (Rove) obviously on the progressive team. Best tactic they have used against the American people is to ensure a progressive is on both tickets. They have another progressive Bush they are lining up now. Jeb. Oh look three letters just like NSA, IRS, CIA etc....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:08 | 5573559 IndyPat
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I only saw him wearing the same jersey the other team was wearing.

You can draw your own conclusions.

All I know is, he was practically begging for launch codes before the segment ended and they shuttled him back up to the DeathStar.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:17 | 5573601 rwe2late
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"For something like this to happen, it had to happen over a long period of time. You cannot just exfiltrate one terabyte or 100 terabytes of data in a matter of weeks," Monsegur said. "It's not possible. It would have taken months, maybe even years, to exfiltrate something like 100 terabytes of data without anyone noticing."

[But Administration officials claim North Korea was behind the hack.]

"In my personal opinion, it's not," Monsegur said. "Look at the bandwidth going into North Korea. I mean, the pipelines, the pipes going in, handling data, they only have one major ISP across their entire nation. That kind of information flowing at one time would have shut down North Korean Internet completely."

[Some of the investigators point to malware written in Korean]

"Well, it doesn't tell me much. I've seen Russian hackers pretending to be Indian. I've seen Ukrainian hackers pretending to be Peruvian.There's hackers that pretend they're little girls. They do this for misinformation, disinformation, covering their tracks," he said. "Do you really think a bunch of nerds from North Korea are going to fly to New York and start blowing up movie theaters? No. It's not realistic. It's not about 'The interview.' It's about money. It's a professional job."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sony-hack-former-anonymous-hacker-not-convin...

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 16:00 | 5573770 SWRichmond
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Truth is not the servant of the agenda.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 18:08 | 5574189 scatha
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It was inside job, a fake, to give excuse for utter disaster with this movie, which nobody want to see, from critics, to few remaining movie goers, to movie theatres owners. Just private psy-op by unemployed NSA/pentagon guys to blame fat boy for their commercial blunder and loss of $200 milions, excuse for their bosses in Japan.And now we gonna have war with N.Korea. Old truck and pipes have already been found in N.Korea, Collin Powell has everything he need for absolute proof except for camera to speak to.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:29 | 5573329 IndyPat
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I'm telling you....Syria is going to pay dearly for these NORK crimes!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:30 | 5573332 dbTX
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Sony lost by caving

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:50 | 5573456 drendebe10
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... yah, but the good news is that Sony execs got to suck alcrapton's race baiting butthole.....  yum.....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:30 | 5573344 buzzsaw99
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some folks got yellowcaked

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:30 | 5573345 fuu
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The fun part will be to substitute "NSA" for "NK" through this thing.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:43 | 5573401 NotApplicable
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Kinda like how I always substitute "mafia" for "government." Which btw, is about the easist way to make a point with a delusional statist. I'll interrupt their rants and ask them "But, what if government has been taken over by the mafia? Would your premise hold true, or even be worth discussing then?"

They will always concede my point, but due to ingrained beliefs, they'll never honestly entertain that "their government" is a force of evil, as it would completely undermine their own self-image, as well as that of the world at-large. Not to mention making them an accessory to the biggest crime in the world.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:57 | 5573492 fuu
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What if? Shit Capone owned Senators, Congressman, and judges. The US used the mob to guard water fronts in WWII. Get 'em to read Lucky Luciano's story.

 

The collusion between the mob and government has only gotten stronger as the mob moved into stock scams, annuity scans, insurance scams. They are just banksters with different CV.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:34 | 5573668 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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...undermine their own self-image...

Look at what they do. Their whole life is spent convincing themselves they're successful alphas. From buying shit they can't afford to cheering for the winning team and everything in-between. You might as well be Galileo at the Inquisition.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:32 | 5573346 JustObserving
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I can only drone poor peasants who have no way to hit back.  Unfortunately, N. Korea has nuclear weapons and long range missiles - so I can't drone Korean peasants at my pleasure. But wearing my Nobel Prize medal, I swear that N. Korea is evil. I also swear that the US had nothing to do with the Stuxnet virus.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:33 | 5573357 Sandmann
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Bib Laden is Back !!! Time to bomb Saudi Arabia and destroy the Bin Laden Hacker Base inside The Ka'aba

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:33 | 5573358 MarkAntony
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from the press conf.: "... because of these serious internet based NORK threats we are forced to shut down the internet so folks will know that their government is keeping them safe..."

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:34 | 5573359 Bay of Pigs
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So a nation of starving people is now the focus of Americas problems?

Should we expect Rod Serling to appear soon?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:40 | 5573391 Bear
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It is not the outside forces that pose the problems ... It is American's leaders

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:39 | 5573393 IndyPat
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He'd have nothing to do with it.

My wife argued the hoax angle until I reminded her this is a country that struggles with flushing toilets and had little commentary on Team America movie.

The light came on behind her eyes and she turned off the tv.

Small victory, but I'll take it.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:45 | 5573424 NotApplicable
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Every time I hear someone talking about it, I start yelling "IT'S ALL FAKE!!!!!" until they stop.

Christmas at my true-blue Democrat nephew's house should be fun this year.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:00 | 5573516 dexter_morgan
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LOL - being in Illinois, I know exactly what you mean. Fuck........oh well, good eats anyways.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:05 | 5573540 stant
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The last few yrs has been more like something Mel brooks would write while on crack

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:37 | 5573365 dexter_morgan
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They have computers in North Korea? Who knew.

Good distraction though to take peoples minds off Obama getting powned by Putin again.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:38 | 5573367 ebworthen
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"We are excited about normalizing relations with Cuba (rewarding a despotic communist regime because they have sandy beaches, huddled masses, and fine cigars - and Bill Clinton will soon be First Lady).  Meanwhile, we are having the F.B.I. go after a despotic communist regime that dared to hack into a corporation's network (and after all, corporations are individuals - but we will ignore the N.S.A. hacking U.S. citizens).  Our sanctions against the Russian Federation are working (as we resurrect the bogeyman of the Soviet Union and stoke the fears of the Cold War long past).  The economy is improving, unemployment down, and inflation in check (as long as you ignore your +25% insurance premiums, your unemployed relatives,  and beef at $5+/pound)."

Fucking marionette, if only his strings were visible!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:47 | 5573431 NotApplicable
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I see them.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:39 | 5573369 Dr. Engali
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The shit they try to feed us gets more ridiculous every day, but the stupid ass American public eat it up. Why are there so fucking many mind numbed retards in this world? 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:42 | 5573399 fuu
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They don't get enough sleep, they don't get enough good food to eat, and they are lied to from birth. What do you expect them to do?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:47 | 5573433 silentboom
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Don't forget public schools and psychoactive prescriptions as well.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:44 | 5573416 silentboom
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Wired magazine had a good peice yesterday, then the NYT put out an article "confirming" with no proof that it was North Korea.  The comments were spread about half and half with some calling BS and others saying "see, now isn't wired humiliated since it's been confirmed."

The unquestioned acceptance by at least half the commenters of the NYT/Government talking ppoint made me want to fucking puke!  God damn boot licking scumbags are going to fuck the internet for us all!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:49 | 5573443 Dr. Engali
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I see it too, even with some reasonably intelligent people. It''s like all .gov has to say is: Iran, Russia, or North Korea and the public takes it for gospel.   

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:53 | 5573464 dexter_morgan
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It is VERY hard for most people that don't pay that close of attention to whats going on to believe their gubmit would do anything wrong, or at least evilly wrong. They don't want to know the truth, probably wouldn't be able to handle the truth until they start paying more attention and thinking about events instead of just absorbing whatever some numbnuts on the teevee says. But that takes effort.....and there's another reason...........

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:49 | 5573453 Yes We Can. But...
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They aren't careful about what they feed their minds.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:37 | 5573370 williambanzai7
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.

 

A limerick for Barry Jong Un

He likes to play golf and have fun

But unlike young Kim

His future looks dim

As respect for Dear Leader is none

The Limerick King

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:53 | 5573475 drendebe10
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.... most accurate portrait of the liar in chief fudgepacker of the year....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 20:36 | 5574474 Uranus Hertz
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The real Obama had a complete meltdown when he could no longer avoid the fact that he's not god and can't magically ordain the universe in his own image, so TPTB replaced him. Meet Chairman Manson, a recently furloughed second rate hacker.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:37 | 5573376 wstrub
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Liar, Liar......

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:39 | 5573381 Catullus
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Yes. Reading other people's private communications and using them to intimidate them is terrorism. Got that NSA?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:56 | 5573484 Yes We Can. But...
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Simply collecting and storing said communications is terrorism.

NSA is a much bigger threat to Americans than NK.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:40 | 5573395 buzzsaw99
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you went full fascist tard man, never go full fascist tard [/Lazarus]

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:42 | 5573407 dexter_morgan
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So what fucking legislation do they have all already prepared to 'keep us safe' from this?

Or was it one of those bill passed already by congresscocks that don't bother to read it?

 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:48 | 5573445 IndyPat
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Should he arriving via FedEx from Isreal later today.

I'll bet it's a real page turner.

They will pass it,, unread, after the singing of the National anthem on the capital stairs.

Any Rep that held out on vote will be shipped an Ebola Bat Christmas Ornament.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:42 | 5573408 localizer
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Seriously, can anyone explain why this case is getting so much attention? I mean there's been major hacks on US companies before and I never heard so much noise about that! And this time it was a Japanese company that got hacked! And here we have Oboma about to address this as a national security matter... Is this because of Hollywood?! WTF?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:43 | 5573411 dexter_morgan
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like all other crisis's they have some bill they want to pass that takes more rights away and erodes the constitution more, and this is the setup.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:59 | 5573771 IndyPat
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They won't even bother transcribing the Bill from Hebrew to English before passing it.

Plausible deniability being what it is, they can say they didn't read it.

Except for the dualies, but few know they are there.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:45 | 5573413 i_call_you_my_base
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It's because they want to do something. TBD.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:44 | 5573417 Dr. Engali
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Because you are about to lose moar rights. They hate us for our freedumbs.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:47 | 5573426 Catullus
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Yes. Hollywood is our royal family and one of like 3 exports we have left.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:49 | 5573450 NotApplicable
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:13 | 5573588 Uranus Hertz
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He's definitely sick, devious & vicious enough. Not tall enough to suck Harry Reid's johnson though.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:58 | 5573508 ebworthen
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If they had hacked the NFL or the NBA it would have been all out WAR!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:45 | 5573423 Barnaby
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I want their southern bros at Samsung to build a detector capable of determing how little of a fuck I give.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:26 | 5573575 Uranus Hertz
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You're reading this on it now. Google Analytis: its not just for marketing criminals.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:31 | 5573681 IndyPat
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I don't care. That was a classic comment.

They wouldn't need a very sensitive device to get my reading. A Dowsing rod would do.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 21:24 | 5574542 Parrotile
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Expect this feature on the Galaxy 7 / Note 5.

(Along wih the usual others - heart rate, BSL, oximetry, NIV BP, transcutaneous liver enzymes, etc., etc. :-) )

Pencilled specs for the Note 6 include the ability to commune with the dead (Android Ouija Edition), along with battery immortality (ZPE), drives your car for you (by that time ALL functions will be CANBUS inc. steering), and the ability to forward-plan so far ahead that your next life's already been fully optimised . . . . )

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:47 | 5573427 dexter_morgan
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Am I missing somethig, but isn't Sony a Japanese company? WTF do we care if they got hacked.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:21 | 5573625 suteibu
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American by proxy.  But, hey, so is Toyota, Nissan, Honda...you get the idea.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:47 | 5573428 p00k1e
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Is Seth Rogen a dual citizen?  

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:14 | 5573593 IndyPat
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Does the Pope toss alter boy salad?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:18 | 5573605 Moe Howard
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He is Jewish and he is Canadian. Beyond that, I don't know.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:46 | 5573434 JustObserving
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Obama is waiting for another cyberattack before beginining his press conference?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:47 | 5573438 FreeShitter
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The half jig is always late.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:49 | 5573444 dexter_morgan
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makes it look like he's really really busy doing some presidential stuff......when he in the oral office with Reggie no doubt.....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:17 | 5573611 IndyPat
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It's the Festival of Lights season.....and the half jig recently proclaimed he is Tribe in soul.

He's busy.

Speaking of Festival of Lights, no Light Show on the West Bank this year? Lighting up kids faces and what not?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:55 | 5573480 Victory_Garden
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And all the puppets are hacking up garf and garbage to build up the reasons and excuses for why they have to control all the internet communications, worldwide. We can surly expect moar such baloney and barf being spewed at the world's people to further the gains of the wicked evil bankteronians. This scam is just another US CYBER-COMMAND false flag, and one of the coming"events" to stave off the inevitable gold backed currency that will kill the dollar. We are going to continue to see a host of bullnards and borsht false flage events to distract the masses from the real plans to kill the world economy, make moar woar, and to eliminate 99% of the world's population. One wonders, when will the world's people get sick-n-tired of this bass-ackwards, up is down, black is white, 2+2=34.9 shitshow?

BLAH!!~

 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:00 | 5573483 jubber
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Is it just me, but Sony got their just deserts imho, I'm sure N. Korea asked them not to make this film and they ignored it, Way to go N Korea, it's not like they attacked a Nuclear power station, perhaps Japan should apologise for what they did to the Koreans, North and South during WW11 way to go Kim

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:56 | 5573487 Barnaby
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Man he intentionally sabotaged all those Live shots! Chris Jansing just dropped her vaginal sling diving back to her seat.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 18:32 | 5574256 IndyPat
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Ok, from the humor in your past comments, I had to look up "vaginal sling" and I'm glad I did. Snorted the minute I found out what it was.

For the benefit of others that had this one land 20 yards behind them:

Some sort of inquistion era device for female incontenence or something like that.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:56 | 5573491 ebworthen
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"Lie, lie, lie...lies heaped on top of lies...lies slathered with lie butter and lie honey..."

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:56 | 5573496 GIABO
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 Found in the hacked Sony e-mails was an exchange between RAND Corporation's North Korea "expert" Bruce Bennett and Sony Pictures Entertainment Chairman and CEO Michael Lynton. Bennett said he reviewed the final scene where Kim's head is blown apart and believed that the DVD of the movie, once smuggled into North Korea, would have an impact in North and South Korea because it might hasten the assassination of the real Kim and trigger the overthrow of the North Korean government. RAND Corporation has been and remains a major contractor for the CIA.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:57 | 5573504 B190769Sonny
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With all the issues going on in USA and around the world, you really have to wonder why is this getting so much attention.   Either Obama is trying to divert attention away from something else  OR   There is much much more to the story  OR  He is totally incompetent and needs to appease his Hollywood friends.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:26 | 5573658 Oswald did it
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Keep your eye on the zionists

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:59 | 5573513 Dr. Engali
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We have to listen to this litany of bullshit telling us how great everything is. Hey Zero, if things are so great why did you get your ass handed to you this last election cycle?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:00 | 5573517 SpanishGoop
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What a load of BS.

I feel sorry for you Americans and almost glad i am European.

I said "almost".

 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:21 | 5573632 IndyPat
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Seems we have a lot in common and a lot to talk about.

And plenty of work to do.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:00 | 5573522 thismarketisrigged
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is this fucking asshole really trying to brag  about the jobs in the u.s.a under his tenure?

 

did he also fucking say that most of the jobs being added are full time jobs?

 

worst of all, do people actually believe this fucking muslim douchebag?

 

the crash  better happen under his watch, bc i want him to fucking suffer the consequences, no one else should have to pay for his incompetence.

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