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North Korea Trolls Obama: Compares US President To "A Monkey In A Tropical Jungle"

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While it is certain that in a few weeks, not even America's staunchest "patriots" will remember The Interview, one thing is certain: the trolling comedy that has been unleashed by North Korea in response to Obama's own "proportional response" will live in infamy for a long time. Case in point, North Korea's full official statement following the re-release of the The Interview, which hit select theaters on Christmas day, just as initially scheduled despite the endless drama, as well as countless streaming distribution services (which at a rental price of $5.99 promptly made it the most pirated movie of 2014, despite an epic marketing campaign that essentially made it unpatriotic for Americans not to see the movie).

So the movie came and went, but not before for some inexplicable reason, "an unknown" power decided to escalate matters further and following the FBI's and Obama's threat for a "proportional response", killed North Korea's internet for hours, because surely that will teach those evil North Korean hackers to never again mess with one of the world's most powerful transnational corporations, and halt future dissemination of emails revealing Sony Pictures' execs as a bunch of coddled racists. Or, as the administration called it, a "matter of national security."

To be sure, North Korea did not keep quiet through this entire farce, and while it made it very clear that it had nothing to do with the Sony hack, it did demand a full UN-backed investigation, a proposal quickly shot down by none other than the US which always demands full "transparency" of all actions except when actions are its own, or when the resulting transparency would shine an unwanted light on the hypocrisy behind US national interests. Furthermore, in its first statements regarding The Interview, North Korea was actually quite cordial, and said nothing offensive regarding Obama.

All that changed overnight when in its first official statement since its Internet went dark - something which if indeed North Korea did not hack Sony, as it claims, would be seen as a clear act of war if it were to happen to any other "developed" country - North Korea finally lost it and decided that the time to troll the US president has finally arrived, when, as the TV anchor says beginning 1:10 minutes in the clip blow, "Obama always goes reckless in speech and action like a monkey in a tropical jungle."

Clearly, North Korea has had enough, and as the Former British ambassador to North Korea John Everard said, "they have calculated there is nothing to be gained from trying to be nice to him." That, and it also shows that not even deep technological backwaters, countries which barely have night-time lighting let alone supercomputers needed to bypass state of the art firewalls, have no fear, or respect, of the current iteration of the world's most powerful man.

What is perhaps even more disturbing is that while replete with the usual propaganda, the North Korean statement actually made some valid points. From the statement:

"We'd like to ask if somebody made a film concerning terror, and if somebody intends to instigate terror to do harm, can Obama talk about freedom of expression and value of modern civilization. We take this opportunity to clearly announce once again: the hacking attack on Sony Pictures has nothing to do with us. We make it clear that our target is not such individual corporations as Sony Picture but the US imperialist brigands who left grudge on our entire nation. If the US intends to insist that we are the hacking attackers they must present evidence now.  Actually the big United States shamelessly began to obstruct the internet operations of major media of the DPRK like hide and seek of innocent children. We have already warned them not to act in the way of shaking fist after being hit by somebody. Of course, we do not expect our warning would work on the brigands because it is the United State that makes truth recognized by all people falsehood, triggers a war of aggression, and unhesitatingly intervenes in the internal affairs of a sovereign state if it is to satisfy their aggressive ambitions."

The trolling continued: "If the US persists in American-style arrogant, high-handed and gangster-like arbitrary practices despite (North Korea's) repeated warnings, the US should bear in mind that its failed political affairs will face inescapable deadly blows."

The full trolling statement below:

So what was the immediate response to the North Korean statement comparing Obama to a monkey, and the US to a schoolyard bully? Well, as reported earlier, "someone" managed to take down not only the communist country's internet but all its cell phone service.

And while Obama has yet to respond to North Korea's latest escalation in trolling, if not hacking, the president did take the time to provide some propaganda of his own, not surprisingly on a very contextual topic, and one very near and dear to Obama's heart: race. In fact his statement to NPR, as reported by The Hill, was no less laughable: "President Obama believes that the United States is less racially divided than when he took office in 2009. Asked in an NPR interview set to air starting Monday whether the nation is more racially divided than six years ago, Obama said "No."

"I actually think that it's probably in its day-to-day interactions less racially divided," Obama told "Morning Edition" host Steve Inskeep. Excerpts of the interview were released before broadcast by NPR.

And while there is Obama's version of reality, where his favorite TV channel, ESPN, apparently does not cover events like Ferguson or the slaying of NYPD cops, for everyone else things are different: a majority of Americans, 53 percent, believe that race relations have worsened under America's first black president, compared to 36 percent who say they have stayed the same and 9 percent who say they have improved, according to a Bloomberg Politics poll released earlier this month.

The NPR interview took place Dec. 18, a day after People magazine published remarks by the president and first lady Michelle Obama saying that they themselves had experienced racial prejudice.

"I think people forget that we've lived in the White House for six years," the first lady said.  "Before that, Barack Obama was a black man that lived on the South Side of Chicago, who had his share of troubles catching cabs," she added.

"There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn't hand them their car keys," the president said.

Perhaps, or perhaps this is merely another example of "reckless speech and action" just like North Korea alleged, all designed to stoke, not sooth, racial conflict and hatred in America.

At the end of the day the only real question is whose propaganda is more convincing (or at least more amusing):

His.

 

Or his:

 

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:13 | 5598660 Farqued Up
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Simple, if we subside shit, we get more shit!

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:02 | 5597654 Beowulf55
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Nah, we don't give a shit about NK.  It is just refreshing to hear truth from anyone.  I would supportr anyone if he/she spoke the truth.  I'm that tired of lies and obfuscation we get every day from the leaders of the world.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 10:27 | 5598579 Nestor Makhno
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They dont love putin. they just want a foreign power to kill american citizens in order to force the US govt to fall.

There's a special word for those kind of peeps............

Its a very 'american' form of externalised self loathing, one that blames everyone else for their problems.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:30 | 5597433 sony1
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For all we know, the lizard mafia is behind this, I understand Kim Jong Un is pissed after being framed by Obama

https://twitter.com/LizardMafia

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:29 | 5597434 29.5
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So what does that make Dennis Rodman? 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:52 | 5597483 IndianaJohn
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Another nigger?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:30 | 5597435 DipshitMiddleCl...
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All I want for 2015 is for the collapse of civilization

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:12 | 5597527 falconflight
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Me too, so many ZH reunions to attend after the fall...

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:32 | 5597441 cherry picker
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It could have been worse, like orangutan

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:35 | 5597444 falconflight
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How come GWB can be called and caricatured as a chimp and/or monkey, but not the Alinski grub eater?  Rhetorical question of course.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:38 | 5597451 One of We
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Kimchi has obozo beat with those awesome hats.  Pretty sure I could smuggle a kilo of coke or a small housekeeper through the border with one of those bad oscars....

I think "monkey with a hand grenade" is definitely more fitting and though my Korean is pretty rusty I'm pretty sure kimchi called Barry a "tropical monkey with a bleeding asshole."  Might want to double check the translation....

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:40 | 5597454 km4
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supporters turn backs on NYPD as takes over Los Angeles streets

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:06 | 5597460 honkadoo
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I guess the irony is completely lost on the ZH crew since ZHers call Obama a monkey every day.

 

Amazing how the tea party, ZHers and North Korea are so similar.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:10 | 5597524 falconflight
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TeaParty?  Let me dispense with the formalities, go fuck yourself.  

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:41 | 5597593 dirty dolphin
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Not really that similar. NK can't be rayciss because they're not white.  

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:37 | 5597737 MsCreant
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Been a ZHer over 5 years. Never called Obama a monkey. I guess the irony of your post is lost on you. Amazing how you can over generalize, just like a racist does.  

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:06 | 5597807 noben
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May I ask what brings you here, given your busy and non-nihilist life?

(I'm of the self-improvement school that says "It's better to understand than to be understood")

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:18 | 5598669 Farqued Up
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He's an heir head.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 08:17 | 5598421 Nestor Makhno
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All three groups love chugging cock too much IMHO.

 

Tho the ZHer's provide the cheapest BJ's in town!

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:27 | 5598494 Nestor Makhno
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How dare you give me a downvote for using homophobic slurs against racists!

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:50 | 5597474 Infinite QE
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The average Amerikan is about as deeply programmed as any of the NK zombies are.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:09 | 5597518 falconflight
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I'm feeling a bit dizzy after reading your post...having said the same so many times.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:33 | 5597581 Infinite QE
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See, you're half human. Work on the other half.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:43 | 5597602 falconflight
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Wait, I'm of the Choosen, and you?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:11 | 5597675 falconflight
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Mohamed doesn't appreciate your filthy gentile breath.

Male circumcision - the Islamic View

Male infants, worldwide, are circumcised for various social, religious and/or medical reasons. 

Generally, the ritual of circumcision is traced back to the time of the greatest of prophets Ibraheem (peace be upon him) when Allah commanded him to circumcise himself, his son Ishmael and all his male family members, and he followed Allah's order. 

Today Muslims are the largest religious nation to circumcise their male offspring. This ritual shows their belonging and closeness to their spiritual ancestor and the physical forefather, Prophet Ibraheem (peace be upon him). 

Because circumcision was also practised by all prophets, traditionally it has been in practice throughout the history among the followers of Prophet Ibraheem and establishes an Islamic connection to the ritual. 

Allah ordered the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) to follow the religion of Ibraheem (peace be upon him). Allah says in the Holy Qur'an: 

"Then We inspired you: 'Follow the religion of Ibraheem, the upright in Faith'." [The Holy Qur'an 16:123] 

And an important part of the religion of Ibrahim is circumcision.

 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:27 | 5597721 COSMOS
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Certainly goes with cutting heads off hahahaha

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:00 | 5597793 25or6to4
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That speaks volumes of any religion when the first act is to mutilate the body in order to satisfy their god.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:51 | 5597931 falconflight
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In Islam the coming of age for males is eight.  Females too, are obliged to undergo circumcision.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:14 | 5597841 bilejones
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Any religion that want's to chop the dick of babies is vile.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:41 | 5598862 Monty Burns
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And the officiating circumciser then sucks the blood dry.  Now that is vile.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:51 | 5597932 bid the soldier...
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If the God of the Jews wanted Jew males to be circumcised, why did he come up with a peek-a-boo foreskin?

Was it pre-loincloth protection while picking blackberries?  Or was it something more sinister?

Is it how we got the idea fror turtle neck sweaters?  Or did we get that from turtles?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:59 | 5597952 falconflight
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It is suppose to symbolize the covenant between God and his people.  I do not believe Islam ascribes to that, but as a method of hygene.  The practice was pretty universal in the US among all regardless of affiliation, until the past 20 years or so.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 00:59 | 5598097 bid the soldier...
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I have a theory, ff,

that it was a method of identification that the 12 tribes shared.  If someone, lost or hungry, from one tribe came to an encampment of another, the hosts would know in a trice whether the visitor was a fellow Jew.  

 "Let's see your shlong, buddy, then you can have a  bite."


Also, after one of the innumerable battles of the Twelve Armies, with the dawning of Jewish triage, the medics would roam through the wounded warriors and know, at the flick of a finger, who was Jewish and should be donkey-Evaced off the field of battle.

It's just a theory, mind you. 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:38 | 5598856 Monty Burns
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Did Allah also order the "Prophet" (tee hee) to 'marry' a six year-old child?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:03 | 5597664 Infinite QE
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Certainly not.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:54 | 5597484 Buster Cherry
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Why would they insult tropical jungle monkeys?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 20:59 | 5597498 IndianaJohn
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Punked the Nigger. Too funny!

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:00 | 5597502 Herdee
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Nort Korea and the U.S. going at it;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhLSRMIR4g

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:04 | 5597510 Ewtman
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Negative social mood is the cause of the conflict between the US and other world powers including North Korea. Negative social mood can cause wars as the following article describes,,,

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/negative-social-mood-causes-geopoliti...

 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:07 | 5597516 Infinite QE
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Monkeys in tropical jungles don't drone to death women and children.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:39 | 5597595 falconflight
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Jesus, King of the Jews...again, you post something for which I can agree, but... unfortunately, I must proffer: suck my menstrual keffiyeh 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:18 | 5597687 Infinite QE
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I'm telling you man, you gotta get a DNA test. I'd say at least 50% of you is righteous.

And if you and I can find common ground, world peace is imminent. LOL.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:43 | 5597757 MsCreant
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What if you are dealing with a woman?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:46 | 5597766 falconflight
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In today's Western World, what's the difference?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:07 | 5597813 MsCreant
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I was genuinely curious what the difference would be to that poster. You have referenced your menstral rags at least twice now (vs. sucking your dick or balls or what have you). Naturally you ignited my imagination... 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:38 | 5597902 falconflight
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I haven't referenced any male reproductive organ as it relates to me.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 04:27 | 5598315 COSMOS
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Hey Falcon given that half of you is self chosen maybe you should call yourself SnakeSlither

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:30 | 5597726 Al Tinfoil
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But we humans have progressed far beyond the monkeys.  Our drones prove it.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:11 | 5597522 Ginsengbull
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Why doesn't anyone use the term "chimping out" anymore?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:17 | 5597543 Rootin' for Putin
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man, does that site exist still.  Thats both the funniest and sadest (for society) stuff ive ever seen.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:46 | 5597614 Buckaroo Banzai
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Chimpout.com, busier than ever.

Http://chimpout.com

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:29 | 5598825 Monty Burns
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That site had been taken down for a while and 'legal' moves made against the owners. All in the interests of combating Thought Crime and, (shudder) offensiveness you understand.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:11 | 5597523 bugs_
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Cheetah or Caesar?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:12 | 5597532 Who was that ma...
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"Tropical jungle"?  What "tropical jungle"?  There's no "tropical jungle" here.  What an outrage.

 

 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:13 | 5597533 bytebank
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Putting the monkey business aside. Why does the U.S. veto a UN investigation? Same reason we never tried the 9/11 conspirators?

Same reason the Malaysian airplane disaster investigations are being obstructed? Ukraine coup is being blamed on Russia? Libya no fly zone was used to destroy Lybia?

Oil prices are collapsing so we can overthrow Putin? Great for gas prices but terrible for new exploration.

There is no end to the evil coming from D.C. Collapse must be near that we go to these extends to falsely accuse and demonize N.K. What is the point of this?

What would be the reaction if N.K. made the same shitty movie but it was Obama that was the target? Would FOX be laughing?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:40 | 5597908 petroglyph
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It might make sense in a NWO kind of way. The MIC needs to keep the war going and that whole firing it up with Putin and his new BFF Xi was a really really bad idea anyway. Like a scaled down version of ww3 but still good for the economy, bad for all the volunteer fodder though. Wonder how Kim likes drones?

They must be some bad ass hackers to slip by the nsa like that, Snowden should have warned us PNRK could out the Sony execs for being racists. wtf Never saw that one coming, cross Sony with Hollywood what do you expect? Sheesh

Thank God they only hacked Hollywood and not the banks. Maybe Kim was trying for some titty pictures. Blame it all on Rodman.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:26 | 5598816 Monty Burns
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+100

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:14 | 5597535 Rootin' for Putin
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The hack came from Thailand i read now
http://extratorrentonline.com/article/4045/sony+pictures+was+hacked+from...

expect correction and apology from tropical monkey in 3..2....never

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:15 | 5597536 agent default
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It's official. /b/ has been humiliated.  The enormous faggotry of Obongo vs, NK trolling skillz.  It's like pissing in an ocean of piss.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:18 | 5597550 TurdOnTheRun
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they did it for the rurz!

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:21 | 5597551 bardot63
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Let's recap:  First they (allegedly) forbid Americans to see bad movies
which raises the wrath (supposedly) of a nation dedicated (we're told) to all free speech,  and then.....

they use the 'M' word, forbidden to be uttered in this nation, which is firmly dedicated (again, we're told) to free speech (as long as it fits the narrative).  

I'm starting to like these guys a little bit.


Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:25 | 5597560 gwar5
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Putin: "Obama is a monkey with a hand grenade."

 

It's becoming clear there is less and less evidence that it was the Norks that hacked Sony. Evidence says it looks more like a mutually beneficial inside job false flag to push internet control and make money. Sony execs were bundlers for Obama. Naturally the Norks are happy to take credit, makes them look relevant.

 


Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:48 | 5597768 sun tzu
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Except the NKs never took credit and are still denying it. Everyone knows they didn't do it except for the gullible sheeple in America

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 01:12 | 5598122 turnoffthewater
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Or the CIA wanted to make the FBI and OB look like fools...or sony needed a boost since nothing much in the product pipeline and Levin dumped the stock...or...

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:35 | 5597582 Chipped ham
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They interviewed O. Then they interviewed Kim.  Both spewed narcissistic epithets.  Kim was much funnier. Kim got the part. O got even. 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:45 | 5597604 JD59
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Two peas in a pod.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:45 | 5597606 DeusHedge
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lul ~T.T America, Monkeys may not be dirty, ugly retards but they can't control themselves. The professional opinion in North Korea couldn't find anyway of calling Obuma "retarded", so they likened him to his entire kin, and all that ilk.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:46 | 5597610 DeusHedge
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And catch the tiger by it's tail.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:45 | 5597612 DeusHedge
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just don't go to Anonymous chatroom with an open ip.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:44 | 5597607 buzzsaw99
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as a monkey i am insulted

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:44 | 5597609 exartizo
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I can remember a time when the United States and Hollywood did not condone, encourage and otherwise provoke other nations to anger through offensive media such as The Interview.

Under Mr. Obama the United States has become the laughing stock of the world.

The United States is widely seen as justifying offensiveness in the name of Freedom Of Speech.

That concept is as wrong in the rest of the world as it should be here in the United States.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:47 | 5597619 Ginsengbull
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Remember the movie Hot Shots?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:56 | 5597633 falconflight
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charlie chaplin; The Dictator.  Dumbass

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:21 | 5597709 StychoKiller
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Curious how Mr. Chaplin's Hollywood career came to an abrupt end after his speech at the end of "The Dictator..."

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:45 | 5597761 falconflight
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From Wiki

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:23 | 5598811 Monty Burns
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Ho it did not....

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 18:32 | 5599778 bluskyes
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Disney's "Education for Death", Warner Bros' "The Ducktators"

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:57 | 5597640 falconflight
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You haven't a clue to which you speak. Not a clue.  

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 04:29 | 5598318 COSMOS
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Begone SnakeSlither

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 10:33 | 5598589 disgruntled hou...
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exartizo-

The U.S. has been a laughing stock long before Obama. Why do you think Nixon closed the gold window in 1971? Because every nation with a brain knew we were printing and spending way beyond the gold reserves to fund the Vietnam War. The Empire is on its way out and the descent did not begin with Obama. It is amusing that individuals like yourself have chosen not to see the true condition of our nation until a black man is in office. I often wonder if TPTB allowed Obama to take office so they could feed off this racist group we still have in our nation. Lay the blame at the feet of a minority and absolve the white men (both Dem and Repub) who set in on the down hill slide. Same with the Federal Reserve- put a woman at the helm so the crash can be blamed on her even though they too have failed for many years to act prudently as the regulator of the world's reserve currency.

According to scholars there are six stages to an empire- Pioneer, Conquest, Commerce, Affluence, Intellectual, and Decadence. We have been in this last stage at least since the 70's. The thing that all declining empires have in common in this last stage is the debasement of currency and the monetization of debt. This began in 1971 and now you decided to join the party? Ask yourself exartizo- why do you see it now. Be honest- Obama's policies are more or less the same as Bush's. What is different? Nations may laugh a bit more loudly today but not because of Obama. It is a culmination of the acts of the nation and they see an end. They laugh because there may be some relief from the biggest terrorist on the planet- the U.S. government.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:49 | 5597622 Downtoolong
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Wow, this is getting serious. In less than a few weeks they’ve gone from hacking and exposing the dirty laundry of a hypocritical, bigoted, racist movie studio for releasing a b-comedy film to calling the President a wild animal in paradise. We need to bomb the shit out of these NK fucks quickly before they toilet paper the Whitehouse or something.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 21:56 | 5597636 Lin S
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I'm waiting for the good folks in Ferguson to march on Washington and demand that we bomb the PRNK and finally put an end to Pyongyang's particularly virulent strain of racism.

Operation Affirmative Action is about to begin!

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:02 | 5597663 Buster Cherry
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Q: If Barack and Michelle were cast in the roles of Tarzan and Jane, what would Cheeta be?

 

A: The brains of the operation.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:24 | 5597714 TBT or not TBT
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That's the secret service designation for Valerie Jarrett isn't it?   

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:32 | 5598499 Nestor Makhno
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Buster Cherry: Are you parents married yet or are they still just brother and sister?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:07 | 5597672 Moribundus
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I see nothing offensinsive in this Aesop style comparison. Only thing calculated as offensive is that Obama is black and there is common to compare blacks with monkeys. 

If we take out racial slur, which maybe was not point of North Korean official,  and go into points of onterest then yes Obama, CIA, FBI, Pentagon acts like animals in jungle.No respect no rules

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:11 | 5597678 gimme soma dat
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Obama should retaliate by air dropping some Ferguson folks in NK.  That's a movie I'd actually pay to watch.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:01 | 5597795 MATA HAIRY
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planet of the apes remake would ensue

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:14 | 5597831 83_vf_1100_c
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  The Norks don't take EBT so they would quickly starve. I think they would also discover what a truly racist Police looks like.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:48 | 5597925 gimme soma dat
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Exactly. 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:00 | 5598627 Monty Burns
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Here's  why the Orientals might have a particular view on certain races.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMxy6FF4Lk 

This guy went on to drug, rape and murder an Irish girl in Tokyo a few years later.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:14 | 5597688 bilejones
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Ya gotta love em.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:20 | 5597701 combatsnoopy
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So much for "free speech".

Now the liberal sock puppet Google MONKEYS are going to classify him as a neocon.  Oh wait, they've already done that all over Facepage.  

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:22 | 5597707 NoWayJose
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Wanna bet that North Korea is NOT the first country to make the monkey statement?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:27 | 5597720 NubianSundance
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We are all monkeys, genetically modified by an alien race long ago of which we know little. Except me, I flew in from the Orion belt some years back.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:31 | 5597727 WmMcK
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You forgot the "to mine for gold" part.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:40 | 5597749 NubianSundance
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Gotta write some shit for a guidebook too.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 17:30 | 5599594 mkhs
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Ford?  Is that you, Ford?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:38 | 5597743 Ginsengbull
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"Genetically modified"?

 

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:07 | 5598189 One of We
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Sometimes I think I'm part of a small remnant of an ancient, almost extinct species called homo sapiens......

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:31 | 5597729 q99x2
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NPR is the most racist primitive network on the planet. I had to stop listening to it around 2005. Fat boy sucks too. Replace all politicians with open source software.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:46 | 5597763 ArtOfLife
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Like it even matters what North Korea thinks.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:54 | 5597777 blown income
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I want my movie killing of The Monkey ! 

 

Free speech !

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:57 | 5597786 adeptish
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A mutual defense pact would make any escalation problematic.

 

http://tinyurl.com/ltogc6q

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 22:59 | 5597792 MsCreant
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No one remembers the spoof movie that was made about the assassination of Bush? No one brings it up when considering "The Interview."

Death of a President

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0853096/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_a_President_%282006_film%29

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:32 | 5597884 bid the soldier...
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Was that a movie?  I thought it was a petition.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:24 | 5598492 disgruntled hou...
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thanks for the chuckle- not often i laugh out loud.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 00:27 | 5597794 Youri Carma
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I think there is nothing wrong with a a monkey in a tropical jungle, seems exactly the place you expect a monkey to be as long as there are bananas of course. And that's all this 'Banana Republic' has to worry about anyways. But somehow the American solution curiously always turns out to be: 'kill the monkey and get his banana'.

I think comparing people with monkeys is an insult to the monkeys anyways.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:01 | 5597798 Luckhasit
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North Korea needs to add, "With yo bitch ass!"

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:01 | 5597799 Fresh
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Check it, finally some real data

This post consists of:

1) Real radiation measured in Hawaii ocean water using boiled off samples taken and measured by the nukepro.
2) Original "background radiation" levels in the ocean.
3) Analysis of what it means

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2014/12/radiation-in-pacific-ocean-...

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:07 | 5597809 Bangalore Torpedo
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This is a hoot. Most Nokos have never seen a negro let alone a monkey in their entire lives. Refreshing to see the political incorrectness that true innocence/ignorance germinates.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:16 | 5597829 Amerikan Patriot
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Russia Empties the Vault to Prop Up the Ruble

December 26, 2014: 11:26 AM ET

LONDON (CNNMoney)

Russia's central bank is running down its stash of foreign cash to try to stop its currency from plunging and contain the crisis threatening its economy.

So far this year the central bank has burned through more than $110 billion in foreign currency supplies. That's more than a quarter of what it has in reserves right now.

Russia's total international reserves, which also include gold and other liquid foreign assets, had fallen to $398.9 billion by December 19.

Spending has ramped up in the last few weeks. Since the start of December, the central bank has blown through more than $21 billion.

That, along with a series of other measures to support the banking sector, has helped to stabilize the ruble.

Russia is working on a plan to pump one trillion rubles ($18.6 billion) into Russian banks next year, and wants to establish deposit insurance to guarantee savings up to 1.4 million rubles ($26,000).

The ruble climbed nearly 6% against the U.S. dollar on Friday.

Still, Sberbank CIB chief economist Evgeny Gavrilenkov said the central bank's strategy of spending down foreign reserves was "not ideal," and pointed to stresses elsewhere in the financial sector.

"The liabilities of banks and servicing [refinancing] debt is very costly now, so the banking system is vulnerable," he said.

Last week a local bank collapsed, and the rates Russia banks lend to each other have jumped. Overnight rates are now nearly 19%, indicating just how serious the funding crisis has become.

Despite the recent bounce in the ruble, the Russian economy remains under heavy clouds. With more than half the government's revenue drawn from oil and gas exports, prolonged weakness in oil prices will savage growth. This week the country had its debt placed under review for a potential downgrade to junk status.

And that means no holiday cheer for government officials, as President Vladimir Putin ordered all members of parliament to work through the Christmas and New Year period as they fight to keep the battered economy together.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:15 | 5598479 disgruntled hou...
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Amerikan Patriot-

I stopped reading after LONDON (CNNMoney)

Can you find a source of information other than this? I think your moniker needs to be changed too. There is a difference between a patriot and a parrot. Propaganda runs deep on all sides. Why support any central government? They could care less about you.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:55 | 5598742 damicol
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hahaha do you suck the faggot monkeys cosk or are you just his fluffer.

Are you a black jew by any chance

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:15 | 5597843 Amerikan Patriot
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Who's got Vlad's suicide watch tonight?

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:31 | 5597873 bid the soldier...
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The same guy who has your rectum watch.  He is putting on his gas mask now, but he'll be right there.

Roll over on your stomach.

Sorry duplicate.  Hey my delete button don't work. (presses key many times)

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 04:33 | 5598320 COSMOS
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AIPAC Patriot and his hit list.  Hey be careful what you wish for or you may end up like your beheaded wee wee

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:06 | 5599243 bid the soldier...
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it's a dirty job, but...

Who knows what evil lurks in the bowels of AP?"

that's why someone has to watch AP's butt all night with a creme brulee torch and destroy any aliens AP harbors there when they slip out for cold pizza, etc.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:27 | 5597874 bid the soldier...
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The same guy who has your rectum watch.  He is putting on his gas mask now, but he'll be right there.

Roll over on your stomach.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:19 | 5597855 Billy Shears
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The real "art" isn't in the content of the music, movie, painting or book you're appraising its in the marketing where the true artistry resides, therein lies genius.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:31 | 5597878 Karaio
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I'm confused if this is an offense or a finding.

hehe.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:30 | 5597880 flyonmywall
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OMG ! He called Obama a monkey !

That's racist ! Nuke him !

 

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:58 | 5597946 gimme soma dat
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Nukes are obviously the only option when there are no convenience stores to burn down.

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 23:38 | 5597899 Peter Pan
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The only disadvantage for North Korea is having the internet down was its inability to read Zero Hedge. All other inconveniences are trifling.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 10:50 | 5598614 Monty Burns
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She is one scary ho'

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 00:17 | 5597996 RabbitOne
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Obama will respond to North Korea’s monkey insult with an analogy to Kim Jong-un using King Julian’s famous quote “Hey, baby! Was your mother a fighter pilot? Because when she had you, she dropped a bomb!” 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 01:07 | 5598111 MrButtoMcFarty
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I'm OK with that I think...

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 01:09 | 5598113 pcrs
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Monkeys are probably usually quite careful except this one challenging 2 tigers.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRfZlgI7Ic

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:37 | 5598226 Fuku Ben
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I always liked the one where the African soldiers give the chimp a gun and he opens fire on them

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 03:25 | 5598274 lakecity55
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Yeah, I have never worried about an invasion from Africa, either.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 01:46 | 5598173 q99x2
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Obama and Loyd Blankfein are Sony hacks.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 01:57 | 5598183 PGR88
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He's not a monkey.  He's a community organizer.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:25 | 5599435 Keyboard Kommando
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So, you're saying that at least monkeys have integrity?!?!?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:04 | 5598186 Shitgum Suicide
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They should've gone all the way and called obamas actions are like a monkey fornicating with a football

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:06 | 5598188 dexter_morgan
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We like our monkey, at least according to Huffpo

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-a-tures/obama-has-tied-reagan-in-publ...

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:20 | 5598202 boeing747
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Monkey has IQ similar to Human Child.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:30 | 5598497 Monty Burns
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....or an African adult.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:35 | 5598222 Fuku Ben
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Well I'll be a monkey's Uncle

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 03:22 | 5598272 lakecity55
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Lavrov: "He behaves like a monkey with a hand grenade" is still my fave.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:06 | 5598773 Government need...
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I thought our Monkey's Uncle got deported back to Africa!

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:51 | 5598238 damicol
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Clearly NK hasn't  dug deep enough yet or they wouldn't have called him a monkey in a tropical jungle.

 

They would have corrected that to a promiscuous bath house trolling faggot lying fornicating fuckwit monkey, a shit for brains cum bucket with a cunt at each end

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 02:53 | 5598239 are we there yet
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Does Kim Jung Ung think Dennis Rodman is a jungle monkey? Lovers quarrel?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 03:21 | 5598265 lakecity55
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Lance LinK: Imperalist Brigand!

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 03:28 | 5598277 Fresh
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Heh that is going too far!    Stop insulting monkeys like that!

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 04:30 | 5598317 freedom123
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ZH fully supports new international club of countries G2. You wonder whats G2? Why its Nort Korea and Russia! Two best buddies that hate western world we live.

 

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/mobile/business/article/russia-and-north-k...

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 04:36 | 5598321 COSMOS
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Western world we live in lol.  I didnt know AIPAC kleptocracy run by the Rabis counted as western hahaha

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 05:09 | 5598339 Panic Mode
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Is he trying to grab a banana?

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