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North Korea Trolls Obama: Compares US President To "A Monkey In A Tropical Jungle"

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While it is certain that in a few weeks, not even America's staunchest "patriots" will remember The Interview, one thing is certain: the trolling comedy that has been unleashed by North Korea in response to Obama's own "proportional response" will live in infamy for a long time. Case in point, North Korea's full official statement following the re-release of the The Interview, which hit select theaters on Christmas day, just as initially scheduled despite the endless drama, as well as countless streaming distribution services (which at a rental price of $5.99 promptly made it the most pirated movie of 2014, despite an epic marketing campaign that essentially made it unpatriotic for Americans not to see the movie).

So the movie came and went, but not before for some inexplicable reason, "an unknown" power decided to escalate matters further and following the FBI's and Obama's threat for a "proportional response", killed North Korea's internet for hours, because surely that will teach those evil North Korean hackers to never again mess with one of the world's most powerful transnational corporations, and halt future dissemination of emails revealing Sony Pictures' execs as a bunch of coddled racists. Or, as the administration called it, a "matter of national security."

To be sure, North Korea did not keep quiet through this entire farce, and while it made it very clear that it had nothing to do with the Sony hack, it did demand a full UN-backed investigation, a proposal quickly shot down by none other than the US which always demands full "transparency" of all actions except when actions are its own, or when the resulting transparency would shine an unwanted light on the hypocrisy behind US national interests. Furthermore, in its first statements regarding The Interview, North Korea was actually quite cordial, and said nothing offensive regarding Obama.

All that changed overnight when in its first official statement since its Internet went dark - something which if indeed North Korea did not hack Sony, as it claims, would be seen as a clear act of war if it were to happen to any other "developed" country - North Korea finally lost it and decided that the time to troll the US president has finally arrived, when, as the TV anchor says beginning 1:10 minutes in the clip blow, "Obama always goes reckless in speech and action like a monkey in a tropical jungle."

Clearly, North Korea has had enough, and as the Former British ambassador to North Korea John Everard said, "they have calculated there is nothing to be gained from trying to be nice to him." That, and it also shows that not even deep technological backwaters, countries which barely have night-time lighting let alone supercomputers needed to bypass state of the art firewalls, have no fear, or respect, of the current iteration of the world's most powerful man.

What is perhaps even more disturbing is that while replete with the usual propaganda, the North Korean statement actually made some valid points. From the statement:

"We'd like to ask if somebody made a film concerning terror, and if somebody intends to instigate terror to do harm, can Obama talk about freedom of expression and value of modern civilization. We take this opportunity to clearly announce once again: the hacking attack on Sony Pictures has nothing to do with us. We make it clear that our target is not such individual corporations as Sony Picture but the US imperialist brigands who left grudge on our entire nation. If the US intends to insist that we are the hacking attackers they must present evidence now.  Actually the big United States shamelessly began to obstruct the internet operations of major media of the DPRK like hide and seek of innocent children. We have already warned them not to act in the way of shaking fist after being hit by somebody. Of course, we do not expect our warning would work on the brigands because it is the United State that makes truth recognized by all people falsehood, triggers a war of aggression, and unhesitatingly intervenes in the internal affairs of a sovereign state if it is to satisfy their aggressive ambitions."

The trolling continued: "If the US persists in American-style arrogant, high-handed and gangster-like arbitrary practices despite (North Korea's) repeated warnings, the US should bear in mind that its failed political affairs will face inescapable deadly blows."

The full trolling statement below:

So what was the immediate response to the North Korean statement comparing Obama to a monkey, and the US to a schoolyard bully? Well, as reported earlier, "someone" managed to take down not only the communist country's internet but all its cell phone service.

And while Obama has yet to respond to North Korea's latest escalation in trolling, if not hacking, the president did take the time to provide some propaganda of his own, not surprisingly on a very contextual topic, and one very near and dear to Obama's heart: race. In fact his statement to NPR, as reported by The Hill, was no less laughable: "President Obama believes that the United States is less racially divided than when he took office in 2009. Asked in an NPR interview set to air starting Monday whether the nation is more racially divided than six years ago, Obama said "No."

"I actually think that it's probably in its day-to-day interactions less racially divided," Obama told "Morning Edition" host Steve Inskeep. Excerpts of the interview were released before broadcast by NPR.

And while there is Obama's version of reality, where his favorite TV channel, ESPN, apparently does not cover events like Ferguson or the slaying of NYPD cops, for everyone else things are different: a majority of Americans, 53 percent, believe that race relations have worsened under America's first black president, compared to 36 percent who say they have stayed the same and 9 percent who say they have improved, according to a Bloomberg Politics poll released earlier this month.

The NPR interview took place Dec. 18, a day after People magazine published remarks by the president and first lady Michelle Obama saying that they themselves had experienced racial prejudice.

"I think people forget that we've lived in the White House for six years," the first lady said.  "Before that, Barack Obama was a black man that lived on the South Side of Chicago, who had his share of troubles catching cabs," she added.

"There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn't hand them their car keys," the president said.

Perhaps, or perhaps this is merely another example of "reckless speech and action" just like North Korea alleged, all designed to stoke, not sooth, racial conflict and hatred in America.

At the end of the day the only real question is whose propaganda is more convincing (or at least more amusing):

His.

 

Or his:

 

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 06:30 | 5598374 Gavrikon
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He's no monkey.  He is an ape.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 07:31 | 5598387 NuYawkFrankie
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Re ...Obama like Monkey in tropical jungle

Explains why Obanana always gets the "swing" vote..

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 07:34 | 5598398 GreatUncle
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All nations sacrificed their populations to whoever controls the internet and operating systems and North Korea if it suffered this did just the same.

You curtail the behaviour of all those who have been giving free reign in this area if the network is not their playground and the protocols not known.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:03 | 5598445 Dathedr
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I like these Koreans. They are fair, proud and unyielding people. They would make great Russians. And they are humans, unlike most Westerners which are mostly comprised of Zionist creatures... humanoids (for those of you who do not know, humanoid means part animal, part human; and part human because they walk upright and thus create a human appereance) creatures broadly known as libtard degenerates. And of course Korean press is right: Obongo is a monkey for more than half a part. His moher was, as I know, a libtard creature – some whore and softcore porn „actress“ – and his father was a monkey. Or rather a primate, which is more accurate and Westernly used term I think. Negroid stock are primates. Just read the work of Nobel Prize winner, a human biologist James Watson about the lack of cerebral aptitude in the Negroid stock (the true African blacks from sub-Saharan Africa who have fat lips, kinky/woolly hair, flat and wide nostrils and ape-like features: small head, protruding upper and lower jaws, long legs, sloping foreheads indicative of a deficient frontal lobe responsible for rational reasoning and cognitive thought). That is also why there were no history in Negroid sub-Saharan Africa before the white men arrived there, because Negroids never developed their own writing and they never recorded anything they did. So, you see, it's high time for you still-humans in the West to finally wake up, for you surely won't survive even a part let alone another full century of Zionist rape, or certainly not in your human form. You only need to look up at what you resemble today compared to your previous existence: with each passing year you are more and more akin animal than a human ffs; another century and you'll even walk on all fours like most animals do. That's what you get after succumbing to Zionist venom and corruption. You would do well to remember that... and start tearing down those shackles. Hour is late.

 

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:16 | 5598465 Monty Burns
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But look what happened to James Watson.  Fired and ostracized for speaking the truth. An obvious and self-evident Hate Fact. Namely that on average blacks are less intelligent than Whites.  His treatment was a total scandal.

And by the way, would just one f*cking 'reporter', just one, just f*cking once, refer to ventilated thug Michael Brown as something other than 'unarmed teenager Michael Brown'?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:04 | 5598458 rsnoble
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I don't understand why Kimdogdungjill doesn't hire an actual  formal english-speaking speech writer?  As scathing as it was, someone from the US could've made it 100x worse.

Do they not have any idea how stupid they sound sometimes?  It's like Sheldon Cooper trying to trash talk lmao.  In fact, we'll assume Kripke is Obama in this case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBoCfKbHDUk

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:11 | 5598469 rsnoble
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And when the US and NK finally go to war this is what will happen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwDUMVrHdZg

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:15 | 5598466 Dathedr
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Ah, and Russians get Chinese and Koreans, and you Westerns get Negroids and Muslims. It's only appropriate I think. We Serbs would also like to be part of Eurasian axis. Part of humans. Zionist humanoids deeply disgust us! Those creatues lack everything  which makes humans... humans! Honour, traditions, and all those customs and values which makes us humans are unknown to Zionist humanoid creatures. They are animals. We do not want to have anything to do with those animals.

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:27 | 5598491 Monty Burns
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Serbs are a brave and noble people who don't bend the knee and who have a Christian heritage.

And that my friend is the reason why our Jewish globalist rulers detest you and will do everything in their power to keep you from taking your place among the traditional peoples of Europe. They instead arrange to 'enrich' our societies with the dregs of the Third World which as you correctly say will end up destroying us.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:34 | 5598503 Dathedr
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Thanks.

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 10:56 | 5598515 Dathedr
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And you know, Turks were impaling us on spikes (you can find very vivid descriptions of what it was like in Ivo Andric' book called "The Bridge on the Drina", if you are interested in it that is), but it never deter us from casting off degenerate Turkish occupiers. Janissaries were homosexuals... en masse, you know. True degenerates of that time, but nothing like Zionist creatures, it has to be said, for their degenerations were confined to them alone, unlike Zionist's ones which they very much like to export. Anyway, they couldn't conquer us, Zionist have even less a chance.

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:01 | 5598635 FredFlintstone
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What is this strange symbology at the bottom of these posts?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 14:07 | 5599089 Dathedr
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It's not of mine making. I reckon it has to do with difference in ASCII code between our keyboards. You could ask administrator for offical explanation.

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:17 | 5598480 muleskinner
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The North Koreans are just calling a spade a spade.

Can we move on?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:20 | 5598484 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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You gonna' believe the North Korean goons, or your lyin' eyes......Reading from the teleprompter he said..... http://beforeitsnews.com/obama/2014/12/north-korea-pulls-race-card-calls...

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:28 | 5598496 holgerdanske
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North Korea Trolls Obama: Compares US President To "A Monkey In A Tropical Jungle"

 

I have never read anything so stupid.

 

There are no Tropical Jungles in USA.

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 10:32 | 5598597 Monty Burns
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"There are no Tropical Jungles in USA."

But there are lots of monkees.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:20 | 5599422 Joebloinvestor
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Actually there are and from Barry's stomping grounds.

https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrSbmxtZaBUv_0A8A9XN...

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 09:50 | 5598521 Pumpkin
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I got a pet monkey.  He's pissed!

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 10:36 | 5598601 Counterpunch
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That statement is racist, and inflammatory and really, only part of the problem...

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:04 | 5598639 grekko
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I get the distinct feeling that this brew-ha-ha is only a smoke screen.  What is fedgov doing with it's other hand?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:24 | 5598684 NuYawkFrankie
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The Chimp In Chief has gone bananas

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 11:32 | 5598695 Duude
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I didn't waste my time or money on seeing 'the interview'.  Can anyone that has seen it tell us whether it contained any racist stereotypes regarding Asians, or Koreans?  With what I know about Seth Rogan, its almost entirely likely as racist stereotyping of Asians has a long history in Holywood. Its as if its somehow different and not just more racism.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:01 | 5598761 Government need...
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What North Korea needs is a few diversity shipments.  Say 4 million Negros. . . .

I'm sure their leader is working hard on padding the welfare state to the sufficient level to keep and maintain those Negros in the the style to which the US has accustomed them to live.

Dont forget the free phone, the housing voucher, and the E BEE TEE!

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 12:04 | 5598770 dsty
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hmm just wondrn if these guys have anything to do with missing flights

N Korea

the commy's pit bull

rough neighborhood

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 13:11 | 5598933 Salzburg1756
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Try selling them some longterm T-Bills. That will eventually get them where it really hurts. Knocking out their internet...not so much.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 13:18 | 5598948 Marley
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Reading these comments is like looking back in time.  Gee, I wonder why ZH views are dropping?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 14:03 | 5599081 Atomizer
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In all fairness, NK should of called Obama a ameba parasite. Even monkeys have common sense.

A monkey shoots AK-47 machine gun into a group of soldiers who laughed at it.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:09 | 5599251 Seamus Padraig
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I know what you mean, dude! I feel as though I've gone through a worm-hole.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:22 | 5599285 grekko
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As a statement of fact, I have never sided with NK, but they really got me on this one.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 18:11 | 5599718 Jano
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Bush nuked Americans on 911.
Obama tried to nuke Americans on third of september 2013.
Your 2 generals and admiral refused his orders. Putin reminded him to take the remaining nukes under the control....
So your politicians are full retards and idiots, desperate morons. Ready to nuke own population....
NK is really a moderate and their leader a gentleman, compared to your morons in WH.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 18:22 | 5599748 bluskyes
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This is an outrage, and insult to monkeys everywhere.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 18:47 | 5599824 Deathstar
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"like a monkey in a tropical jungle."

 

I cannot argue with his observations.  Not at all.

Mon, 12/29/2014 - 00:24 | 5600692 talisman
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some monkeys are quite intelligent.

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