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MaRiO MaGNiFiCo!

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With a wave of Magnifico's wand

I bought me a new Spanish bond

I traded some trash

For low interest cash

I can't figure out who got conned!

The Limerick King

 

 

 

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Thu, 01/22/2015 - 15:49 | 5693373 JRobby
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So tomorrow (laugh track deafening) does the FED announce an energy junk bond buy back program?

Absurdity must follow its course to completion.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 16:08 | 5693446 Lumberjack
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Are you shitting me? seriously! 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 15:53 | 5693385 williambanzai7
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Desperate measures

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 13:02 | 5692681 Banker Buster
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Nice.  Not sure if you guys saw this one recently but it gave me a good laugh.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7131/7581697768_48dc84fa0d_b.jpg

 

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:36 | 5692584 the grateful un...
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evidently there was quantitative shussing going on at Davos

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 10:14 | 5692009 Lumberjack
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Was that Granny from Playboy being pulled from the hat or just another old trick?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 10:14 | 5692004 Son of Captain Nemo
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The one with Abe being extracated from his hat and the hen squezzing out a ... Iare brilliant!  You could also do "whatever it takes" with him on the commode?... Just a thought!

If Draghi has a post 60 billion "ask Mario" event on Twatter I recommend that you send your regards with those two!

Thx again Banzai!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:35 | 5692572 the grateful un...
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that could be man bear pig

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:42 | 5692380 L Bean
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The 'hen' image is the final scene from the 30s film 'Freaks'.

The plotline is worth a google(hint; it's not really a 'hen')

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 11:04 | 5692207 MrPalladium
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Agreed, "pulling an Abe out of the hat" and that "sound of how awesome I am" button!!!

One of your best ever WB!!!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 09:34 | 5691803 mendolover
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When Mario Draghi speaks people listen.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 10:55 | 5692174 Son of Captain Nemo
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When Mario Draghi speaks people listen.

When Mario Draghi speaks people listen. With a revolver at their own temple!

Fixed it!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 09:15 | 5691714 blindman
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Leon Russell - This Masquerade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn-br0h4rZk

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 08:17 | 5691595 hackne
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Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:19 | 5692493 DollarMenu
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My loved once is nowhere to be found.

After all, it was only once.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 13:26 | 5692770 Bárðarbunga
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It is better to be loved once than...

wait what?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 07:58 | 5691560 Al Capowned
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Wish I could pull a trillion out my arse to hand out to my mates

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 15:47 | 5693362 JRobby
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"I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat myself when under stress"

 

King Crimson - Indiscipline

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od91ESn96YM

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 10:22 | 5692043 Bastiat
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That's three - did you click your heels?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 07:58 | 5691559 Al Capowned
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Wish I could pull a trillion out my arse to hand out to my mates

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 07:58 | 5691558 Al Capowned
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Wish I could pull a trillion out my arse to hand out to my mates

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 07:53 | 5691552 williambanzai7
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Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:56 | 5692656 Lumberjack
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Dowsing bitchez!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 07:52 | 5691549 williambanzai7
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