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As Seen On The Streets Of Manhattan Today

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After panicky New Yorkers stormed their local neighborhood Whole Foods to stock up for the "Blizzard of 2015" which subsequently was revised to merely "The Tempest In A Teapot of 2015"...

 

... not a creature was stirring this morning:

 

Except, of course, a Porsche.

 

And a Maserati.

 

In summary:

h/t Gary

 

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Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:13 | 5713846 LetsGetPhysical
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Weather models just like the FEDS models, are often wrong. 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:35 | 5713943 SubjectivObject
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That wealth looks to be car deep.

Telling that they don't own a more appropriate vehicle for the moment.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:10 | 5714110 Youri Carma
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Here’s how many inches of snow it takes to cancel school in your state
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-how-many-inches-of-snow-it-takes-...
Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:09 | 5714113 Bumbu Sauce
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Can't think of anything less "green" or "sustainable" than mutherfucking Whole Foods in Manhattan.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:12 | 5714117 ufos8mycow
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"My Maserati cost 185
I lost my broker's license now I just hide
I have a limo ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm nail gun attacked

I'm making record profits the Feds they can't wait
They write me letters to tell me of their hate
So I got me an office gold bricks in the wall
The windows don't open in case i might fall.

Lucky I'm alive after all the money I've gone through
Everybody says I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far."

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:13 | 5714122 Flying Spaghett...
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those chilly flakes are merely grated Parmesan I keep in my fridge, I bestow them on my flock every 8 months or so!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:20 | 5714298 Atomizer
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If I wanted America to fail

 

If you don’t obey this snow driving ban, you’ll be passed as a terrorist. /LOL

Fuck you NYC.. Limp wristed cunts that just shove a 16 Oz soda straw into their penis hole, and blowing smoke-rings from a Camel Light cigarette from the asshole's who claim second -hand smoking.

How many years will it take before no one puts up with your unfunded taxation and bugger offs to a city that hasn't stolen pension funds to the very people who developed the city?


Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:19 | 5714326 Atomizer
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Again, FUCK OFF NYC! Pandering pussies

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 01:17 | 5714672 Atomizer
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New York City Mayer Warren Wilhelm, Jr. [changed name] got himself de blasio’d with a weather winter storm that puttered out.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 03:32 | 5714835 redwater
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It's funny how overblowin it is. But I think the positive tis that prepping is mainstream now.

Maybe they're training the NewYorkers for SHTF: EBT zombie rampage training.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:52 | 5715857 BustainMovealota
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Funny how everything is a fucking crisis now.  Snow is temporary and they act like this.  Now imgine a real SHTF scenario.  Better lock and load,,  those same dumbasses will be coming after your shit,,  and some will be armed.

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