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Sun, 02/08/2015 - 10:24 | 5758165 nmewn
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Here we go, Bloomberg doing his best Joe Biden impersonation:

"Bloomberg claimed that 95 percent of murders fall into a specific category: male, minority and between the ages of 15 and 25. Cities need to get guns out of >>>this group’s hands<<< and keep them alive, he said."

Because everyone in this group is a murderer, Mikey? Paging Al Sharpton, someones being a bigot...lol.

“These kids think they’re going to get killed anyway because all their friends are getting killed,” Bloomberg said. “They just don’t have any long-term focus or anything. It’s a joke to have a gun. It’s a joke to pull a trigger.”

And he's a mind reader too ;-)

http://www.aspentimes.com/news/14957190-113/michael-bloomberg-calls-colorados-decision-on-legal-pot-stupid

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 04:55 | 5757829 Victory_Garden
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A poco mas.

Lawmakers Trying To Pass Bill Exempting Politicians From Arrest And Prosecution For Corruption:

http://www.blacklistednews.com/Lawmakers_Trying_To_Pass_Bill_Exempting_P...

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 04:08 | 5757795 q99x2
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I'm tempted to find those buildings and stand under them with my hat out.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 21:55 | 5757206 Victory_Garden
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Sooner, or later.

There is NO ESCAPE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7mxF9XZiA

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 03:26 | 5757754 williambanzai7
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What's done in the dark will be brought to the light...

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 04:17 | 5757799 Victory_Garden
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Roger roger.

Here, there, and everywhere.

The Highest Power guides the mighty pens of immortals like yerself Mr B.

 

 

:::on the side of the snow~please be sure to send that way to awesome picture of the draggie to hims lowness special D and sign it, with Love :D

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 21:14 | 5757095 acetinker
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I looked, and beheld a pale green horse and the name that was etched upon him was death- and all Hell followed with him.

I don't much follow the Bible, but John the Revelator was one helluva prognosticator, at the very least.

Pale green could be the failing dollar, no?

Yeah, I know it's been on an a tear lately, but I'm telling you. the emperor has no clothes!

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 21:05 | 5757077 nmewn
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So anyways, about this Net Nutering Trality thingy...

"Last night, Chairman Wheeler provided his fellow Commissioners with President Obama’s 332-page plan to regulate the Internet. I am disappointed that the plan will not be released publicly. The FCC should be as open and transparent as the Internet itself and post the entire document on its website.  Instead, it looks like the FCC will have to pass the President’s plan before the American people will be able to find out what’s really in it.

In the coming days, I look forward to continuing to study the plan in detail. Based on my initial examination, however, several points..."

http://www.fcc.gov/document/comm-pais-stmt-president-obamas-plan-regulate-internet

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 20:12 | 5756966 ronron
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@Willie. where's janus? slowly poisining his parents and getting drunk and laid while smoking?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 03:27 | 5757755 williambanzai7
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The man has to live in order to return with his tales...

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 16:48 | 5756317 williambanzai7
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Sat, 02/07/2015 - 18:08 | 5756601 ChanceIs
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Dude.

Love the Magrittes.

Ce n'est pas une pipe!

Vraiment?????

Oui.  C'est une nail gun.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 03:28 | 5757757 williambanzai7
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Si, I mean oui ;-)

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 13:54 | 5755811 Soul Glow
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Bravo Bonz.  This is a brilliant meme.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 09:20 | 5755302 williambanzai7
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Sat, 02/07/2015 - 09:07 | 5755280 KashNCarry
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'Our Shitty Situation' http://vimeo.com/118945174

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 23:04 | 5757380 six333
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Greece = Should do a Greenlad including some Hanging

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 08:12 | 5755220 Lumberjack
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Ho Lee Fuk...

 

JPMorgan under scrutiny over hiring of Chinese minister's son: WSJ

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/06/us-jpmorgan-probe-idUSKBN0LA2H...

 

(Reuters) - JPMorgan Chase Co is under federal scrutiny over hiring the son of China's current commerce minister, the Wall Street Journal reported, citing internal emails.

The investment bank hired Gao Jue, son of Gao Hucheng, despite several issues including his poor performance in job interviews, the Journal reported. (on.wsj.com/1D5Euhd)

   

JPMorgan's decision to hire Gao was "widely understood" within the company to have been supported by William Daley, a senior executive at the time and a former U.S. commerce secretary and White House chief of staff, the Journal reported.

The investment bank hired Gao Jue, son of Gao Hucheng, despite several issues including his poor performance in job interviews, the Journal reported. (on.wsj.com/1D5Euhd)

JPMorgan's decision to hire Gao was "widely understood" within the company to have been supported by William Daley, a senior executive at the time and a former U.S. commerce secretary and White House chief of staff, the Journal reported.

 

Daley worked at JPMorgan from 2004 to 2010 and reported to Chief Executive Jamie Dimon.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 09:41 | 5755322 Lumberjack
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Georgia's Saakashvili: A US-Armed Ukraine Could 'Capture All of Russia

http://sputniknews.com/politics/20150207/1017937004.html

 

Former Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili told Ukrainian television on Saturday that a properly armed and prepared Ukrainian army has the "spirit" to capture all of Russia.

 

In an interview for Ukraine's Channel 24, Saakashvili noted that "our officers, who were trained by the Americans, are now training your military. They say that the spirit of Ukrainian soldiers is the best in the world, and that if they were given the necessary knowledge, skills and weapons, they would be able to capture the whole of Russia."

Saakashvili told the television channel that he believes that "the main problem for Ukraine is its outdated anti-tank weaponry. But newer [weapons systems] exist in the US, and, if they were willing to provide them, Ukraine would smash the first 50 Russian tanks, everything will go completely differently from there."

 

The former Georgian president noted that the US "saw the feat of the Ukrainian people," and "saw that Ukraine is ready to defend the democratic values, so integral for the United States." He noted that the US is "ready to provide Ukraine with [anti-tank weaponry], ready to give drones and artillery."

 

Saakashvili, who left Georgia immediately after President Giorgi Margvelashvili's inauguration in November 2013, is facing several charges in his home country over his alleged abuse of power, the use of excessive force against protesters and the carrying out of politically motivated murders. Late last year, Georgian Foreign Affairs Minister David Kereselidze noted that if rumors of Saakashvili's involvement in the post-coup Ukrainian government turned out to be true, they would negatively affect bilateral relations between the two countries.

 

Ahead of the 2008 war with South Ossetia, Georgia was heavily armed by the US; many Russian analysts have concluded that the US provided Saakashvili with tacit approval for the attack on the breakaway republic of South Ossetia.


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Saakashvili, US Citizen Reportedly to Take Positions in Ukraine Government

Read more: http://sputniknews.com/politics/20141201/1015374755.html#ixzz3R4BCUFc0

 

 


Sat, 02/07/2015 - 12:48 | 5755664 btdt
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anyone who will eat their tie has my vote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kid379OjuC0

 

 

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 10:37 | 5755391 news printer
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Doris Day - Dream A Little Dream of Me

http://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE?t=32s

edit

Exile in Brooklyn, With an Eye on Georgia Mikheil Saakashvili, Georgia’s Ex-President, Plots Return From Williamsburg, Brooklyn

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/20/world/europe/mikheil-saakashvili-georg...

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 12:23 | 5755597 the grateful un...
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and raise you one Mama Cass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 18:21 | 5756181 news printer
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one of my favourites

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 10:11 | 5755376 williambanzai7
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Another pentagon sponsored crack pot.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 04:37 | 5757816 Victory_Garden
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Take a gander at the navy guy somewhere in this awesome mix of great reporting. Another channel here for the seekers of Light. His comment is revealing what everyone else would think.

Pentagon crackpot.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69F3AQAebWg

 

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 12:25 | 5755602 the grateful un...
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not certain of the origin of the term crack pot, but in today's context it means a combination of two very popular recreational drugs

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 02:31 | 5754920 JoJoJo
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Forget thou the nail gun and behold the US Navy's Rail Gun that may be used against all sons of belial as it travels at Mach 7 speeds

 

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-railgun-super-weapon-debuts-at-the-...

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 06:01 | 5755115 williambanzai7
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We can shoot that thing at Blankfeins office.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 11:59 | 5755550 DeadFred
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Ninth floor of the New York Fed would also be a tempting target. Imagine Kevin's surprise when he notices the red laser dot on his Bloomberg.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:46 | 5754861 williambanzai7
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Sat, 02/07/2015 - 04:02 | 5755005 Think for yourself
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this is exquisite

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:55 | 5754871 hangemhigh77
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Hey 7, Greece is the kid saying, "The  Emperor has no clothes"

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 07:10 | 5755157 Squid-puppets a...
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Rather, Yanis Varoufakis is the emperor. he's yelling 'i have no clothes', and the Entire european court is whispering frantically to each other "ignore him, keep pretending he is wearing clothes"

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 00:56 | 5754756 KuriousKat
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First pic reminds me of

Blazing saddles scene...next man moves i'll blow this mothers head all over town

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I

 

Take the loans or he gets it!

 

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 00:40 | 5754745 CunnyFunt
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Mario strangely resembles Lloyd. (Or is it the other way around?)

[DISCLOSURE] Long Hilti

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 23:43 | 5754543 williambanzai7
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Those hanging banker prints will look spectacular hanging on someones wall.

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Sat, 02/07/2015 - 05:59 | 5755105 monad
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Those Bond Street slaves will make a lovely screen saver. All taking the rope, nearly simultaneously. Maybe left to right. With faces. Maybe just when you hit the keys to unlock it.

I love you man. Whatever comes.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:58 | 5754874 hangemhigh77
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Thank you 7, I LOVE seeing them hang.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:58 | 5754873 hangemhigh77
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Thank you 7, I LOVE seeing them hang.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:58 | 5754872 hangemhigh77
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Thank you 7, I LOVE seeing them hang.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 23:40 | 5754529 williambanzai7
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Sat, 02/07/2015 - 00:19 | 5754679 Manipuflation
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That one is great William but you know that I do not move quickly.  I might need that.  How much is A0 size going to set me back?  Just e-mail me.  That fits my monochromatic art scheme really well.  We will talk.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 21:55 | 5754193 toadold
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Behold, a pale horse's ass.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 21:23 | 5754109 MrSteve
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Suicide via nailgun violates that "thou shall not kill" rule, so it is much better to straighten out your act and start contributing to your local cohort / tribe / community. They could use your help if you are so brilliant..

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 02:50 | 5754938 Down to Earth T...
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suicide ?

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 02:03 | 5754879 hangemhigh77
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we'll make an exception to the   rule then

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 19:47 | 5753751 nmewn
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I'm gonna hang on like a pitbull until this fucker faceplants from loss of blood...

"In a 2007 lecture at New York University’s journalism school, NBC News host Brian Williams touted his “BS meter” when it came to credible news and mocked the credibility of bloggers, pitting himself—a man “developing credentials to cover my field of work”—against lowly bloggers who can’t always be trusted... ...Saying he had developed a "strong BS meter" himself, Williams went on to complain about the problem of unqualified bloggers, who, unlike himself, have not spent their lives "developing credentials"...

“You’re going to be up against people who have an opinion, a modem, and a bathrobe,” Williams told the audience. “All of my life, developing credentials to cover my field of work, and now I’m up against a guy named Vinny in an efficiency apartment in the Bronx who hasn’t left the efficiency apartment in two years… On the Internet, no one knows if you’ve been to Ramadi or you’ve just been to Brooklyn and have an opinion about Ramadi.”

...meet my pitbull Brian, his name is Vinny.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 23:21 | 5754452 williambanzai7
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Isn't it funny how everyone is so surprised that an MSM news anchor makes things up.

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