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The Weirdest Thing You'll See Today
Submitted by Simon Black via Sovereign Man blog,
You know that we talk a lot about the insane level of government interference in our lives. About what we can and cannot put in our bodies. The amount of interest we’re entitled to receive on our savings. Etc.
But I’m noticing now even more ridiculous trends of governments wanting to get involved in people’s sex lives.
Last year the Danish government promoted an initiative called “Do it for Denmark”, encouraging Danes to travel abroad and have sex while on holidays. They even have a pretty racy Youtube video featuring a scantily clad gorgeous blonde waiting to do her duty for her country and procreate.
Singapore as well has a catchy jingle about going out and making babies, brought to you by the same guys who did the Mentos theme song.
The Swedish government actually spent taxpayer money on its new genitals song, so it can start indoctrinating children early on how they can make babies.
Here in Japan, which has one of the lowest birthrates in the world, the government is desperate to find solutions to what it calls its libido crisis.
According to their data, Japanese men aren’t terribly interested in sex and the women find sex to be bothersome.
Japanese being expert process engineers are coming up with a government solution to reengineer sexual desire in their country.
(I have to imagine that if this solution reached US soil, the government option would include the smooth sounds of Barack Obama whispering some pillow talk: “C’mon, lemme give you this big tax cut, baby…”)
Easily the most ridiculous solution they came up with is to impose a ‘handsome tax’ on attractive men. I thought this was a headline from the Onion, the greatest news source in the world, but it turned out to be true.
The idea being that if you tax handsome men, then less attractive men would have more money and hence be able to attract women.
Zerohedge covered this in fantastic detail—I encourage you to check it out. This is not a joke.
The thing that many of these countries have in common, Japan, Denmark, etc., is a rapidly declining birthrate.
A declining birthrate is disastrous for an economy, particularly for an ageing place like Japan.
Ironically, the oldest person in the world turned 117 years old yesterday—and no surprise that she’s Japanese. In fact, Japan is home to one of the oldest populations in the world and has one of the longest life expectancies.
Curiously they also have one of the largest pension programs in the world. You put all that together and you have fewer and fewer young people paying more and more of their income to support a disproportionately large population of retirees who are living for decades after they stop working.
Each one of these governments is trying to find a solution to fix this unsustainable fiscal problem.
In Denmark they seem to think that people aren’t going on vacation enough. In Japan they think it’s a problem of sexual desire. But in actuality it has everything to do with cost of living.
Month to month, year to year, it’s hard to notice the subtle changes in costs of living and standards of living, but after a long period of time it’s easy to look back and remember how things used to be.
You used to be able to support a family on a single income. You used to be able to afford medical care and higher education.
It’s often said that the greatest expense that someone will have in their life is his or her home. That’s total nonsense.
Now, I’m not saying it’s not worth it, but the biggest expense most people will have is family, and particularly children.
And after years and years of suffering through pitiful, destructive policies that have chronically made people less prosperous, it’s no surprise that they’re coming to the conclusion—you know, we can’t really afford to have a child right now.
There are consequences to conjuring money out of thin air. There are consequences to destructive policies.
So destructive in fact that central bankers and politicians even have the power to make a population disappear.
How ironic that they try to fix their own problem by trying to introduce themselves into our bedrooms.
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Very nice but this is an old ad, I can only presume that Tyler likes a blond
in lingerie, the rest of the writing isnt worth a wank.
There was writing?
Not fuck me, Fuck her!!
So Denmark has a 'demographic problem' too.
No more or less than elsewhere in the industrialized world, so it's silly to blame the declining birth rates on feminism. Indeed, the problem of declining birth rates is most acute in Japan, where feminism & gender equality have not yet made as many inroads as in for example the Scandinavian countries. Ergo, the allegations many of the right-wing types here are making are absurd, and do not correspond to the facts.
You're such a lemming, you're truly sickening, I guess in your circle being an admited liberal & clamoring it loudly is seen as being so righteous. I'd never consider your kind to procreate with, most Scandinivians are not worth saving. Southern European men are much better looking & still retain family values unlike all the sell outs in your country.
I'm very pleased to hear this.
I knew you'd say that. You're as predictabe as the weather in London. Good luck with the little one, you'll need lots of it!
The real 'demographic' problem is that all governments need more people to tax.
Shouldn't they be encouraging tourists to travel to Denmark and screw their citizens?
Give me a free ticket to Copenhagen and I'll be happy to help...
Ah, Simon, doesn't this campaign lead to more consumers? And don't we all want that?
Get to work Mr. Yellen...
that will need some easing
Govt tells you how to raise your children and indoctrinates them at school and now they complain there are not enough children. Must be worried all the teacheres will not have a job.
We're pretty lucky here in USA. We don't even have to leave our humble abode. Gov screws us for "free".
And jackhammer hard too!
I'm very curious about the burden of proof for the 'proof of conception while on holiday' diaper sweepstakes..
Ya' bring the stained sheets home with ya'
"In Japan they think it’s a problem of sexual desire. But in actuality it has everything to do with cost of living."
End of story
Japanese men and women say they've lost interest in sex. But you in your retarded arrogance know better.
they've lost interest in sex... with each other... get a Japanese female over here in the US and it's instant "where all the white guys at?"
Yup. Great rooters. Until they get ring on their finger. Then it's suddenly "well, I don't really like sex". It's part of the job of a single Jap chick to get rooted often and well. Not of a Jap wife.
False advertising. Fuck that. Avoid the ring.
Japan is a face culture, which is the real problem. Men live with their moms until (and sometimes after) marriage, and women are expected to quit and take care of the man. Excessively long hours of work, imploding economy, and a younger generation who see all that and are rejecting it as much as is culturally possible. Hence "grass eater" men and women who want to keep their freedom.
@Bell's 2 hearted.
+1000
"In Japan they think it’s a problem of sexual desire. But in actuality it has everything to do with cost of living."
I'd argue that the same is true in Denmark.
Maybe the problem is that people are living too long in both countries, and that this is the situation they need to address. For example:
- Make them work longer (and deny young people jobs)
- Have retired people 'work' in a different way (Greeters at Danish or Japanese stores? Be baby-sitters, coaches...)
- Off them after age 85. Assisted Living places are good for that. No one gets suspicious of an elderly person having a heart attack. (sarc. just kidding. i think)
- Have them Emigrate to some place in MENA or to the PIIGS, as part of an Exchange program. Seems fair. That's one way of Offshoring Elder Care and Assisted Living: Ship them off to the PIIGS or the 3rd world.
Soylent Green as solution?
I find Sex far to intimate to do it with another person.
i vaguely recall george carlin doing a bit about treating your hand to a date or something
You mean Mrs. Palm and her five daughters?
Carlin " The first time I had sex, I was so scared. I was all alone."
You mean there's supposed to be two people involved?
At least.
OK... send her over - just as long as her name ain't "Hillary".
How long do you think on that - 20 minutes or 20 pumps...? 'Oh shit - my heaarrrtttt...!!!'
Super sucky govt's are the reason alot of people are afraid to have kids lol.
ZH hasn't posted an article yet.
On Washington's takeover of the NY Fed?
Why not?
New red treasury note to replace federal reserve note with 30% deval.
The new shit dollar?
NEIN! Das ist die Scheise Dollar! Bitte.
Don't they want to put a burka on that blond?
I thought Muzzification was official policy throughout northern europe.
"Japanese men aren’t terribly interested in sex and the women find sex to be bothersome." - send those idiots the Karma Sutra.
Can't help stupid.
I do not see how this is an issue.
If people are so retarded that they do not want to have sex, then it is a good thing that their genes do not stay in the population pool. Encouraging those people to have kids is a bad thing to do.
A decreasing birthrate is not an economic problem for anybody except the parasitic statists.
Japan should open their borders to the hispanics, they would have more babies than they could deal with....Japan would have to pay for the babies, welfare, food stamps, medical care, schooling, housing etc, but they would have lotsa babies.
I will help Emma repopulate Denmark
1. The attractive women in Denmark and Europe seem to have no problem in having sex or procreating with immigrants from MENA. It's how they show that they are not "prejudiced", and are "inclusive" and "tolerant".
2. I personally know of Scandinavian men who are sooooo fed up with modern feminism that Scandinavian women gobble up, that they'd rather get a girlfriend or wife from far away. For this exact reason, one my my Swedish friends married a Korean woman. He did not want a "consumerist or femi-Nazi wife", as he put it.
You sow what you reap. Our Western culture is reaping a bitter harvest for its Reverse-Darwinism that has become our modern socio-political claptrap -- as engineered and propagated by The Usual Suspects.
I married my wife because I loved her, and certainly not to make any sort of political statement. You should choose better friends in Sweden. (I.e.: People who do not vote for the Sweden Democrats.)
You should do better than that.
She reads ZH.
You never know the woman you married until you meet her in divorce court...
In my day it was until two weeks after the honeymoon!!
There are, however, warning signs much earlier than that.
Most guys choose to ignore them, but that only works for a while (YMMV)
It is a curious omission that you don't touch on if you agree with her on many counts...
Thanks, my "Gold Member" needed a lift today.
Socialist governments worry about falling birth rates while funding free abortions (millions of them) free birth control and euthanizing sick children (thousands per year.) What's wrong with this picture?
Societies do what they have to do to survive. Watch how fast the right to abortion disappears when it no longer suits TPTB.
More deformed and autism kids. Just what the world needs. Now STFU, you knuckle dragging moron.
Hmmm..
Let me see: Checking the Bill of Rights...
Nope. I don't see the "right to abortion" in there.
Since our Rights only come from God and are codified in our Bill of Rights,
and since God's greatest gift is being born, then I should think that,
clearly, God would not want to grant a "Right to Kill".
In fact, I do recall there was this other document (well, stone, rather),
that says Thou Shalt Not Kill.
You are making a couple of unsubstantiated claims -
1. God exists
2. Life begins at conception.
Yeah We fucked a few people ........
Pretty soon the Love Boat will sail again, coming to a foreign port near you.
still the only way to make tax slaves.
Benefits of the importation program to be determined.
You can get a bigger bonus by conceiving now through March 15th.
The child will be born in December, but can be claimed as an exemption and deduction for the entire year.
At least in America.
Only if you are an illegal immigrant.
Get with the program folks. New slaves are needed!
Exactly!
what did the chick in the video smell that made them flee the room?
Goneria, syphilis?
Those don't smell, but do have a tangy aftertaste
Just open up government rave bars and make ecstasy legal and boom time for populations all over the world. Of course you better have jobs for the next billion people or you'll be running into the same problem you have now. You can't tax someone if they don't have a job.
Just think someone is getting paid to come up with this shit.
Just open up government rave bars and make ecstasy legal and boom time for populations all over the world. Of course you better have jobs for the next billion people or you'll be running into the same problem you have now. You can't tax someone if they don't have a job.
Just think someone is getting paid to come up with this shit.
I just supported the Danish economy by purchasing Rio 5.56 62 grain M855 ammo-900 rounds of it,
from a local dealer last Tuesday.
Killed two birds with one stone, I would imagine.
The PTB need more consumers. It's the only incentive for them to promote this scheme.
First they (banksters) rape us. Then they finally see that since we can't afford children it will affect their future earnings, they throw out the propaganda that we are to blame for not having enough children that nobody except the 0.1% can afford. Hey, look at the bright side...at least they'll be able to retire and die in luxury.
They just need more slaves to keep the system alive.
Must be worried that they'll run short of Soylent Green.
+100 For the ref. to Soylent Green.
Just musing. Could ObamaCare just be a back door to the same end?
There are two ways to alter an aging demographic.
Eliminate the old, or grow the young.
Hmm...
Anyone else have similar thoughts?
Problem is, the ones doing all the fornicating, and having all the babies are the members of the Free Shit Army.
What a country!
Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
Someone oughta sell tickets.
Sure, I'd buy one.
Dude.... Serious +1
And then we have "do it for Africa"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Qxg1Ixrsg
Benny Hill: On a scale of one to ten, I'd like to give her one.
Pretty sure the birth rate declined at around the same time women stopped staying home. You can all be politicly correct about it and find other reasons, but the fact remains thats it harder to take care of a lot of kids when both parents work 40h a week.
I am pretty sure the birth rate declined at around the same time God created condoms, birth control and socialized abortions.
Declining birth rates is not a real problem.
Our Western educational systems waste children's time studying crap --- misleading them into pursuing "higher" learning and delusions of grandeur. We malinvest in educationa and waste our lives.
I am not against academia. However, our institutionalize way of going about it is ridiculous. We do not need to be subsidizing schools.
Maybe they ought to stop spraying shit in the air; over the water sources, and onto the food as it grows.
Altering 'reality' has it's effects.
Turn off the INTERWEBZ and birth rate will spike in 9 month.
I am addicted to having children with superior women, and would have many more if the laws against polygamy were changed. (see marriage-equality.blogspot.com ) I happen to be married to a great woman that shares many of the characteristics with the woman in the photo here. You can't imagine how precious my kids are and how it fills my life with joy and fulfillment to have them in my life. Being in my mid-fifties chronologically, I figured out too late that creating and being a good dad to little godlings is the best thing in life. If the Danish, or the Japanese for that matter, would change their mariage laws and simplify immigration, I'd fill up a large house with culturally and ethnically compatible great people who will help build the future and preserve Western civilization.
you are full of shit
just sayin'
well we ain't gonna get very far here in Amerika, what with the seemingly endless promotion of the gay lifestyle (to which I have a lifetime membership, btw...)
well, if ya'll insist, I'll do my part...one turdbaby coming up ( or out, as the case may be).
Why would a country tell its citizens to impregnant women abroad? I don't understand. You want Danes to cause the birth rate in France to rise? Um ok. I guess.
Encouraging Danish women to sleep with foreign men doesn't make sense either. You're telling women to intentionally become single mothers? That sounds like a responsible idea. Idiots.
I think they’re all missing the point. Popping them out is relatively easy. Getting them out of the house and working at real jobs to start paying your pension when they’ve turned twenty-two is the hard part. The first act doesn’t necessarily lead to the second act.
It's feminism and political correctness, the media is constantly focusing on these men taking the place of the mothers. All they want to do is grab some little piece and fuck her until her eyes pop out, instead they are instructed to feel shit like a girl, thats why most conceive on holiday; no fucking media, or they can't understand the lingo. Only stupid people have kids now; the agenda to lower birth rates by cuckolding men is only working on those that can read. Unintended consequences gone mad.
Look at the population growth of the followers of Rome and Mecca. So long as you keep working to feed their breeding everything will out fine.
"it has everything to do with cost of living." WRONG
it has everything to do with babies.
ya gotta have offspring if you wanna live forever...
Knowing what I know now about this fucked up world, if I had it to do over I would have had a vasectomy at age 18.
I do love my kids, but what will become of them? This shit is nothing like what I see on the Donna Reed.show reruns I enjoy so much.
Japan has a libido problem really? From the country that created Bukake and porn-anime? Ermmm....I thought Japan was the most perverted nation on earth!
Why did you leave out tentacle rape?
Their women cry when having sex. Kind of a turn off
times have changed....
Jesus H. Christ.,. just print the damn pension funds and confiscate the estates upon death to take it back out. It's really the only fair thing to do considering how screwed up the financial system has been screwed up by the central banks and diShonest politicians. It's true, if they didn't have the gov and fed reserve protections thos eof great wealth would not have great wealth and everyone else would have a bit more.
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but all of these handsome taxes that I'm incurring are killing my bottom line!
Hmm. I'll volunteer a genetic contribution. Most of my genes come from that area anyway
This sounds like a strategy developed by a central bank - doomed to fail from conception.
Conception! LOL
This idea wouldn't work when Congress passes my tax plan of 0% FIT for all US Citizens.
(I know, we're talking about Denmark, not the USA, but still...)
So if you are good looking you pay a tax, fine. Does the tax collected from attractive men get funnelled to the unattractive men?
?
NO MA'AM National Organization of Men against Amazonian Masterhood
Best. Show. Ever.
Not wishing to beat the subject to death, but if jobs are declining, most of those new kids will go straight onto welfare. They will never work, they will never pay taxes. Exactly how is an increase in population going to help?
Exactly how is an increase in population going to help?
By increasing the odds of species survival.
Uhhhh... which species?
You are 100% correct.
Here in Michigan there are more high school graduates than jobs waiting for them. Smart & impoverished is a bad people mix. That’s why we can no longer purchase caltrops, sodium hydroxide and soon AR-15 ammo….. But Adderall and Viagra flow freely.
Apparently, "beating it to death" is part of the problem... !
Most of these are sane countries with sane governments and a mostly sane population. They are not yet crippled and made dysfunctional by the ideology of the 1%er predatory capitalists. They need young people to fill the jobs that they, (including the government) will create to continue their existence. They are more likely to find a humanitarian way to deal with overpopulation than the current masters of the universe.
I am a septuagenarian who will check out early to save resources and make room for the young. I am unlike all the Christofascists who will, or will be required to, cling to the last threads of life while consuming excessive resources and unnecessary medical resources as they avoid their blissful heaven to the last breath.
However, if you fuck with my meager social security, I may consider taking some neo-liberal and neo-con christo/Judaeo fascist devils spawn, with me ;-)
Silicon Valley mom forced to live in car garage, she says...
http://abc7.com/video/embed/?pid=544887#videoplayer
I will fuck the blond for a tax credit.
for 18 years child support?
Hi, I'm simon "douche" black. I was staring into space one day and heard something about prostitution so I decided to write another blog entry and knew ZH would publish it cause I pay.... *AHEM* I mean, cause I write such hard hitting pieces.
Did I ever tell you about the time I rented a prostitute for $0.49/hour once!?!!??!!!11111 So get this, people pay other people for sex! I bet you didn't know that until you read my article huh? I feel that I have my dick on the pulse of prostitution because I'm so awesome, I pay for "it", in every city I visit, thus I know what's going on in the world and will boil it down for you slack jawed wage donkeys.
This is an old old old issue. Take away a people's soverignty and personal responsibility, and they stop having kids. Slavery, serfdom, political disenfranchisement, unearned pension funds, etc...= stop having kids.
Thank goodnes Clevon is okay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL1-340ODCM
Global cooling is reducing populations in northern nations. The obvious reasons are feminists and homos but noooo can't say that bitchez. It's the weather. Yep. The F'n weather.
Hahahahahhaahahaha. Why does Al Gore hate families?
It would also help that, if in western societies, they would skip the misandy and gynocentrism, no-fault (aka your fault) divorce, etc. and let a man keep what he worked for along with the children he sired or at least have access to them. Quit treatiing men as walking wallets and plugin utilities to be discared by "family courts" and the divorce industry lawyers.
This is a serious problem and Tyler is good to point it out. Europe, Russia, and Japan in our children's lifetime will become seriously depleted. You need a replacement rate of 2.1 for stable population and Japan and Germany are in the low 1's. The developed world has become too enlightened to replace itself. There is no religious or social pressure to marry any more. Having children is work and a hastle so people just aren't bothering. Having children is income inelastic.
As sympathetic as I am to the "too poor because government stole my money" excuse, it's nonsense. Poorer countries have higher birthrates because they HAVE to: they either need the babies because of high mortality, or becuase their economies haven't progressed past the agrarian stage and all those kids are free labor.
The same argument applies to European countries and America, 200 years ago.
Child bearing is a choice, and I can solve the world's population decline with two simple rules:
1) Women are for making babies. Any other value they have is secondary.
2) When the culture treats point #1 seriously, then the population decline will stop.
"Poorer countries have higher birthrates because they HAVE to:"
Horse droppings !
Poorer countries' higher birthrate is because of a lack of birth control, general ignorance about the stork, women being subservient, and lack of other recreational activities.
All of which is a function of income. As incomes rise the birth rate falls; unless women remain in chains.
I'm IN! ... I volunteer my nutsack and mongrel to the cause!! 20 something Danes, Swedes, Japanese in hot lingerie are all fine by me, I'll even try to improve the Israeli gene pool, big job, but I'll give it a go!!
We just don't breed well in captivity.
Awesome!
I think what would help is if this upcoming ww3 is fought by just those over 50. That would solve a lot of problems at the same time. Those 49 and under can stay home, watch it on tv and fuck awhile. Anybody 80 or over can be a turret gunner [again] on a B-29.
What happened to agenda 21 ? The reduction of the population of the world , sustainable living and expropriate each person property ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ykELwj1Ta8#t=129
Moar soylent or is it moar goylent. Or is it moar for harventing (Jupiter Ascending reference)?
Contrary to the article, government pressing its citizen to procreate isn't a consequence of "money printing", it's the other way around. The socialist entitlement state was dreamed up in the early 20th century when birth rates spiked due to lower infant mortality. All these entitlement welfare programs require a growing population to remain solvent, but of course nothing grows forever. Printing money is the fallback to prevent insolvency. It's perfectly rational that governments would want their citizens to breed to save their socialist utopia.
You bring up an excellnt point. I would tend to agree with you. Our masters want us, the pleb ( 99%) shacked up in low income housing in cities/burbs; working menial jobs with low pay or on welfare, dumbed down, addicted to the idiot boxes ( internet is included as well but with the Newly Approved NSA regulations )propaganda with enough bread & circus & just enough to by so as not to rock the elite's boat.
If you are fucking your woman for the sake of your country.... you need to check your woman.
Oh, and fuck you denmark. In the ass. With a hedgehog.
or inversely, if you're fucking your country for the sake of a woman, you need to check your head...(like the bestiality reference, btw).
From 1984:
As soon as he touched her she seemed to wince and stiffen. To embrace her was like embracing a jointed wooden image. And what was strange was that even when she was clasping him against her he had the feeling that she was simultaneously pushing him away with all her strength. The rigidlty of her muscles managed to convey that impression. She would lie there with shut eyes, neither resisting nor co-operating but submitting. It was extraordinarily embarrassing, and, after a while, horrible. But even then he could have borne living with her if it had been agreed that they should remain celibate. But curiously enough it was Katharine who refused this. They must, she said, produce a child if they could. So the performance continued to happen, once a week quite regulariy, whenever it was not impossible. She even used to remind him of it in the morning, as something which had to be done that evening and which must not be forgotten. She had two names for it. One was 'making a baby', and the other was 'our duty to the Party' (yes, she had actually used that phrase). Quite soon he grew to have a feeling of positive dread when the appointed day came round. But luckily no child appeared, and in the end she agreed to give up trying, and soon afterwards they parted.
Japanese men simply can't get it done, ball don't lie
The interpretation placed by the article's writer is somewhat misplaced. The terrible realization has dawned on Danes that at present reproduction rates their African and Muslim enrichers will overwhelm the indigenous population within a few generations. They want Danish women to have more children but of course under the tyranny of Political Correctness they're not allowed to say this. Even though the future of their civilization is literally at stake.
So 'diversity' takes its course.
Gawd, I'd be so broke if there was a 'handsome' tax.
is that why your avatar has a bag over its head? ;)
er
we choose that avatar to deflect the less sincere reader and courtiers.... really!
why come this is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_foreign_aid_received We give $0 foreign aid to Israel?
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/US-Israel/U.S._Assistance_to... or is it $3B??
"Scantily Clad?" - Today, that looks like conservative office attire....
Where do I sign up?
Filthy WHORE!!
Yep! Ain't she G-R-E-A-T!!!