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GM: If Our Cars Keep Sucking, Suckers Keep Paying
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 23:35 -0400
According to GM COO Fritz Henderson, if the worst case scenario that the company has put together which calls for 10.5 million annual car sales (which is higher than recent market data shows for an annualized run-rate around 10 million), then the company will simply have to
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In Other News: TED Spread "Down"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 18:19 -0400In seeming vindication of Kudlow's theory that all shall be well, the TED spread is ignoring the slew of bankruptcies, the bottom falling out of the market, Zimbabwe's trillion % inflation rate, Vikram's impending pink slip birthday present, and tightening to 0.98%, its tightest spread in 5 months.
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ETF Pick of the Week: SRS
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Banc of America Moving Earnings Date to Coincide with Citi
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 23:42 -0400The previously scheduled January 20 conference call is being pulled to January 16 Friday bright and early at 7am. Ken Lewis undoubtedly has many good news he cant wait to share. At least it is not at same time as Citi (8am), or one would think one is trying to hide behind the other... which is simply ludicrous
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Schrenker Gimmicks Put Bernie the Ponzasaur to Shame
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 00:55 -0400
As the media whirlwind over the latest Ponzmaster becomes more and more acute, the disclosures about his past keep mounting to a point where what Madoff has done in comparison will likely soon seem tame.
Ponzasaur About to be Carted Off...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 18:23 -0400...in a Kia Sorrento???? oh the indignity... in what will probably be his last trip in a non Department of Corrections vehicle, Bernie will have to indulge in all the comfort of this Korean creem of the crop...
On the other hand it could have been this.
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Chris Whalen: Bankruptcy Inevitable "End Game" for Citi
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 17:19 -0400In a Bloomberg TV telephonic interview, Christopher Whalen, managing director of Institutional Risk Analytics, discusses the possibility that Citi may file for bankruptcy, which according to him is "inevitable". Our advice to Vikram regardless of what he does - don't hire Lazard if you need a DIP.
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Allocations of $825 Billion Stimulus Package Disclosed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 00:31 -0400
A Bill introduced today by House Democrats, highlights the $825 billion stimulus plan that is supposed to lead America out of its current deplorable state.
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U.S. Renaissance Late, Ted-Spread Blamed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 17:25 -0400Is anyone else tired of hearing Larry Kudlow's claims that the "Ted Spread is down" (which we assume is the new way of saying a spread is tighter, or alternatively the CNBC grammer nazis could be on strike, as evidenced by such pearls from Trish Regan as "Retail consumer spending changing for the good") will be the reason for the next American golden age?
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Schrenker Gimmicks Put Bernie the Ponzasaur to Shame
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 00:55 -0400
As the media whirlwind over the latest Ponzmaster becomes more and more acute, the disclosures about his past keep mounting to a point where what Madoff has done in comparison will likely soon seem tame.
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740 Park Resident Angry That Other Members of Firm Also Greedy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 18:34 -0400Message from Steve Schwarzman
Issued: January 13, 2009
I am both saddened and outraged to have to tell you that the SEC has brought a civil complaint today against Ramesh Chakrapani in our Corporate Advisory Services Group, charging him with passing on inside information three years ago about a pending transaction on which he worked as a 30 year old vice president.
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Turkey Central Bank Rate Cut To 13%
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 18:02 -0400Now that's some aggressive rate cutting
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Private Equity to Sift For Cement Shoes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 01:47 -0400
The Wall Street Journal reports that HeidelbergCement, whose CDS jumped by about 300 bps since when we wrote about the brewing troubles at the German cement maker, may be bailed out by Goldman Sachs and TPG who are allegedly considering buying
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Former NYT Editor To Control Car Industry
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 19:06 -0400
In an article today, Bloomberg picks up on a theme that we commented on yesterday regarding Steve Rattner's imminent appointment to the throne of all things auto.
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Have You Seen This Man?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 04:36 -0400
And the list is growing... First Schrenker and now Raoul Weil, Former Chairman and CEO of Global Wealth Management at UBS. In the order attached below, Judge James Cohn of the Southern District of Florida announced that Raoul is now a fugitive. The UBS bigman, had been previously charged with tax fraud conspiracy.
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