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Bernie Forced To Find More Creative Ways to Launder Assets
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 18:10 -0400BN 12:09 *BERNARD MADOFF STAYS FREE, MAGISTRATE JUDGE RULES
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*MADOFF IS CHARGED WITH SECURITIES FRAUD IN $50 BLN PONZI SCHEME
*MADOFF HAS BEEN UNDER HOUSE ARREST, GUARD, ELECTRONIC MONITOR
*MADOFF'S ATTORNEY SAID TRANSFER WAS AN `INNOCENT' MISTAKE'
*FEDERAL PROSECUTORS SAID BERNARD MADOFF IGNORED COURT RULING
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In Other News: People Still Throwing Away Millions
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 02:50 -0400- Read more
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Timmmmmmmaaaayyyyyy.... reincarnated
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/10/2009 19:40 -0400
Yep folks, the man, the myth, the my-mom-does-my laundry womanizer may be gone (only temporarily - you can't get rid of Tim Sykes... something about weeds or cockroaches), but his spirit lives on. Just click here: http://www.greenwichtime.com/ci_11421481
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S&P Pretending Like Its Opinion Still Matters
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 18:45 -0400
One can say many things about the ratings agencies, one could be bribed and even say one good thing, but recently S&P has decided to get really proactive to have some ammo ahead of the inevitable congressional hearings (Moody's has Buffet in its back pocket so smooth sailing over there).
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UBS in Serious Need of Editorializing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 04:26 -0400
In what might be a blatant example of investment banking schizophrenia, or merely a good-ole "talking up the book", two of UBS key "strategists", Larry Hathaway and David Bianco, in the span of 1 business day, manage to come out with two essentially contradictory reports.
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White House Expects 10% Unemployment In Next Few Months
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 13:02 -0400Developing story: this means that unemployment will either be allowed to reach its true, "unadjusted" levels in the low teens shortly, or will be kept artificially low for 2-3 months, allowing that to be spun as a green shoot by CNBC. Time will tell.
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SF Fed On Effectiveness Of Stimulus Package
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:58 -0400San Francisco Fed providing their 2 cents on classical Keynesian economics as pertains to the efficacy of the $787 billion Obama Stimulus Plan. In summary: "The uncertainty ... remains high. Several economists remain skeptical that fiscal multipliers—whether from spending or taxes—are very large (see, for instance, Barro 2009). Moreover historical relationships may prove much less reliable during this downturn. Faced with a large decline in wealth and tight credit availability, households may very well respond differently to tax cuts today than they have in the past."
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Letter From Indiana Pensioners' Richard Mourdock
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:57 -0400June 22, 2009 Dear Friends & Supporters: Now that all of the media attention and inquires have lessened, I wanted to thank all of you for the supportive phone calls, kind notes, and encouraging e-mails regarding Indiana’s involvement in the Chrysler, LLC bankruptcy proceedings. I have tried to respond to each of you individually, but given the enormous number of letters, calls, and emails have made that impossible. Forgive me for this impersonal note, which may read like a form letter, but please know that I have been personally touched by the incredible response of kindness by all of you.
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Letter From Indiana Pensioners' Richard Mourdock
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:57 -0400June 22, 2009 Dear Friends & Supporters: Now that all of the media attention and inquires have lessened, I wanted to thank all of you for the supportive phone calls, kind notes, and encouraging e-mails regarding Indiana’s involvement in the Chrysler, LLC bankruptcy proceedings. I have tried to respond to each of you individually, but given the enormous number of letters, calls, and emails have made that impossible. Forgive me for this impersonal note, which may read like a form letter, but please know that I have been personally touched by the incredible response of kindness by all of you.
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Madoff Victim Widow Speaks Out
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:54 -0400Claudine De La Villehuchet, widow of Rene?Thierry Magon who commtited suicide on December 23 after losing everything in the Madoff scheme (over $1.4 billion in personal and client capital), has spoken out for the first time. In an interview with Fox Business Network's Adam Shapiro, Claudine calls Madoff "a murderer" and for the first time comes clean with her own personal tragedy.
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Propaganda Machine Needs Oiling, GDP Needs Red Bull
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:49 -0400With headlines like this, who can argue that the media machine, in full control for the past 3 months, has gotten skewered on its own (lack of) propaganda:
1:00 pm : A lack of upbeat headlines has allowed participants to take control of the session. In turn, losses have been deep and broad-based, leaving stocks to test a major technical hurdle.
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Moody's: "Sellers Beginning To Capitulate To Realities Of CRE Markets."
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:12 -0400Moody's has released its April Moody's/REAL Commercial Property Price Indices (CPPI) update and it is a doozy: -8.6%, after what many had expected was a shooting green reading of just -1.7% in March. The problem that many don't grasp, that even Moody's has finally caught on, is that once capitulation in CRE sets in, the bottom will be torn out.
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Intraday TICK Update
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:10 -0400
Not a single buy-program in da house today.
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Ohio Attorney General Objects To GM Sale: "Franchise Contract Changes Are Unlawful"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/27/2009 12:04 -0400Trust GM to try to slide a fast one. In an attempt to get all the dealers who did not receive the "thin letter" to get on board with the restructuring process, the bankrupt automaker had sent to the surviving dealers highly secretive amended Participation Agreements (presented below) with extensive "No Protest" clauses, which would require dealers to stock more inventory, stop selling non-GM vehicles and accept new or relocated GM dealerships nearby without protest. Any disagreement with the Agreement, and the dealer would find himself joining the 1,300 dealers already terminated. However, if GM was hoping this one would simply slide with nobody noticing, it was quite wrong.
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Warren Buffett Faces Stiff Competition From Senator Kit Bond
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/23/2009 19:11 -0400No, not with regard to who can put more money into struggling Hell's Angels' favorite company Harley Davidson, or who can launch another failed bond wraparound insurance company... No, we are talking Becky Quick of course, who somehow has a knack for attracting males 2-4 times her own age.
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