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Ashley Madison Hacked: America's 37 Million 'Cheaters' About To Be Exposed

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Two months ago, AdultFriendFinder was hacked, exposing fuck buddy friend-finding federal employees among its 3.5 million user 'exposure'. Today, as KrebsOnSecurity reports, large caches of data stolen from online cheating site AshleyMadison.com have been posted online by an individual or group that claims to have completely compromised the company’s user databases, financial records and other proprietary information (including profiles with all the customers’ secret sexual fantasies). The hacker group "The Impact Team" manifesto concludes, "too bad for those [37 million] men, they’re cheating dirtbags and deserve no such discretion."

 

 

As KrebsOnSecurity reports, the still-unfolding leak could be quite damaging to some 37 million users of the hookup service, whose slogan is “Life is short. Have an affair.”

The data released by the hacker or hackers — which go by the name The Impact Team — includes sensitive internal data stolen from Avid Life Media (ALM), the Toronto-based firm that owns AshleyMadison as well as related hookup sites Cougar Life and Established Men.

 

Reached by KrebsOnSecurity late Sunday evening, ALM Chief Executive Noel Biderman confirmed the hack, and said the company was “working diligently and feverishly” to take down ALM’s intellectual property. Indeed, in the short span of 30 minutes between that brief interview and the publication of this story, several of the Impact Team’s Web links were no longer responding.

 

“We’re not denying this happened,” Biderman said. “Like us or not, this is still a criminal act.”

 

In a long manifesto posted alongside the stolen ALM data, The Impact Team said it decided to publish the information in response to alleged lies ALM told its customers about a service that allows members to completely erase their profile information for a $19 fee.

 

According to the hackers, although the “full delete” feature that Ashley Madison advertises promises “removal of site usage history and personally identifiable information from the site,” users’ purchase details — including real name and address — aren’t actually scrubbed.

 

“Full Delete netted ALM $1.7mm in revenue in 2014. It’s also a complete lie,” the hacking group wrote. “Users almost always pay with credit card; their purchase details are not removed as promised, and include real name and address, which is of course the most important information the users want removed.”

Their demands continue:

Avid Life Media has been instructed to take Ashley Madison and Established Men offline permanently in all forms, or we will release all customer records, including profiles with all the customers’ secret sexual fantasies and matching credit card transactions, real names and addresses, and employee documents and emails. The other websites may stay online.”

 

 

“Too bad for those men, they’re cheating dirtbags and deserve no such discretion,” the hackers continued. “Too bad for ALM, you promised secrecy but didn’t deliver. We’ve got the complete set of profiles in our DB dumps, and we’ll release them soon if Ashley Madison stays online. And with over 37 million members, mostly from the US and Canada, a significant percentage of the population is about to have a very bad day, including many rich and powerful people.”

As the Wall Street Journal noted in a May, the company had voiced plans for an initial public offering in London later this year with the hope of raising as much as $200 million.

“Given the breach at AdultFriendFinder, investors will have to think of hack attacks as a risk factor,” the WSJ wrote. “And given its business’s reliance on confidentiality, prospective AshleyMadison investors should hope it has sufficiently, er, girded its loins.”

So much for that IPO because that word, it definitely did not mean what the company's equity sponsors thought it means...

 

Finally, it is time to rotate out of the massively profitable 3x levered Belgian caterer ETF and dump it all in the 3x levered US divorce lawyer ETF which Larry Fink's Blackrock is furiously working on right now.

 

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Mon, 07/20/2015 - 14:09 | 6333270 CPL
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Keep watching.  Operation Emperor’s Clothes should be rolling once photos are forwarded around and leave the impression that a hard man is good to find in the halls of power.  Plus there are going to be a TONNE of very wealthy single women that take half of most of the known dynasties out there.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:24 | 6332321 HonkyShogun
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Who would have guessed... Hackers, in essence, breaking the law in order to impose a moral code.

 

Well someone has to do it and it clearly isn't going to be our Hebrew society directors.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:55 | 6332423 Meat Hammer
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Shhh...."women's equality" is just code for shaming men into auto-testicle-ectomy. Feminists don't actually want you to hold them equally accountable for their decisions.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:53 | 6332765 silentboom
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True and they don't want neutered men when they're hooking up either.  Be nice to them and their pussies turn to dust.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:26 | 6332915 Herd Redirectio...
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Think of a tribal kingdom.  A campaign starts to remove the current chief, because he is corrupt, womanizing nepotist.  He is unfair.  He doesn't treat people equally.

So he is, after a struggle, removed.  The new chief comes in.  And do you think anything changes???  No.  Now the shoe is on the other foot, and the new chief will DO EVERYTHING the previous chief was chastised for.

How does this make sense?  Because we are judging people's words, instead of their actions.  Feminism's true aim?  To replace the patriarchy with a matriarchy (probably composed of gay men and old lesbians).  Not equality.  Don't make me laugh.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 17:02 | 6334077 PhilofOz
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It's a battle between alpha male and alpha female for control in the pecking order of society. Beta male will always be in the gutter while beta female follows directly below the alphas. Even before beta male comes household pets.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 18:47 | 6334619 Sokhmate
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auto-testicle-ectomy for men is not covered by ACA

Addadicktome for women, OTOH, is covered.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:12 | 6332259 ebworthen
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O.K., but who would use their real name on a site like that anyway?

Paging Mr. "Carlos Danger"!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:21 | 6332297 Ralph Spoilsport
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It looks like a posh membership so a handle like "JitBag" probably wouldn't be appropriate. I'd probably go with Dash Riprock and hope none of the sluts remember the Beverly Hillbillies.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:51 | 6332397 J Jason Djfmam
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Or The Jetson's Jet Screamer: "EEP, OPP, ORK, AH, AH".

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:57 | 6332474 pods
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I started off as Dick Trickle, but oddly, got no hits.
Then I went with Biggus Dickus and now things are good.

pods 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6332547 FreeMoney
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Let me guess...Dirk Diggiler was taken...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:14 | 6332872 J Jason Djfmam
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Peter North!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:20 | 6332298 J Jason Djfmam
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Sharp curve to the left.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:21 | 6332304 PartysOver
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Real names go hand in hand with credit card authorizations.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:37 | 6332378 RafterManFMJ
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Luckily, I set up an authorized user on my CC for such purposes: Obama D. Ahole.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:18 | 6332294 J Jason Djfmam
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DOH!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:37 | 6332381 monkeyboy
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Muwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:42 | 6332402 rubiconsolutions
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Long DivorceLawyers.com

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:07 | 6332520 Tall Tom
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Gee...I wonder who the hack is...

 

Now who can that be?

 

KILL ALL THE LAWYERS

 

SERIOUSLY. CRUCIFY THOSE BASTARDS.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:15 | 6332566 TeethVillage88s
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Yeah, look what they did to our Laws, US Constitution, and the Federal Budget.

Who's side with they be on when the Banker-Man comes after your house, property, bank accounts, and Jewelry? The Lawyer will work for the Banker!!

The Lawyer will enforce Eminent Domain over your personal life, wealth, freedoms, liberty, free speech, right to defense and jury trial, speedy trial, and Bail.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:28 | 6332924 Herd Redirectio...
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I was watching part of The Godfather series the other night.

"What I need is more lawyers"

Should say it all.  They went from using thugs as soldiers, to using lawyers as soldiers.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 19:14 | 6339278 TeethVillage88s
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Yes, Exactly. There is some kind of Incest between Politicians and Organized Crime... well and bankers and lawyers.

It may not be intercourse exactly, but it is incest.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:00 | 6332483 Perimetr
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Oops .  . . .

 

there go all the leading candidates . . . .

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:11 | 6332854 MsCreant
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So you think Hill is hooking up with someone other than Huma?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:09 | 6332530 Seek_Truth
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"For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open" - Luke 8:17

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:28 | 6332923 The Delicate Genius
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“One must state it plainly. Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody—not even the mighty Democritus who concluded that all matter was made from atoms—had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge (as well as for comfort, reassurance and other infantile needs). Today the least educated of my children knows much more about the natural order than any of the founders of religion, and one would like to think—though the connection is not a fully demonstrable one—that this is why they seem so uninterested in sending fellow humans to hell.”

- Christopher Hitchens, "God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything"

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:31 | 6333580 Lea
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Why bring religion into that? What has it got to do with it?

What it boils down to is, can you keep your word or not? If you can't even keep from betraying your nearest and dearest, your very own wife, who are you and why should anyone trust you?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:42 | 6332727 F0ster
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This may pop the student loan bubble!

That is millions of student suger babys now out of work...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:56 | 6333008 Jumbotron
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I would be very curious to see where there are spikes in nail gun sales at Home Depots nationwide.

Might be able to pinpoint the location of the hackers' city from that data point.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:05 | 6332232 Ignatius
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People definitely like to fuck, sorta like everyone's personal security flaw.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:11 | 6332255 Ralph Spoilsport
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Looks like somebody in Anonymous snapped after finding out his wife was a slut and then did something about it.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:14 | 6332275 Oh regional Indian
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Hah, very likely. 

Brings into question the issue of the essential humanity of gatekeepers...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:49 | 6332434 chunga
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Another awesome biz...brought to us by sleaze...Noel Biderman. Great.

Here's some electric sitar for ya ORI. I'd like to try my hand at one of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF2VoMsUH_g

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6332551 Oh regional Indian
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Thanks for the link Chunga, interesting sounds.

Sitar rocks, which is why I try to sound like one on my guitar. I'm a closet sitarist I guess :-)

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:31 | 6332660 BorisTheBlade
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Meh, in that case I am a dissapoint in the idea of Anonymous, his wife must be Anonymous as well and would have the same natural tendency to fuck around as the slots he screwing with. None of us are saint, but having said that, using your real name or credit card to pay on a site like that spells retardation. Call this action by the hackers a stupidity tax.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:06 | 6332234 pot_and_kettle
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Divorce Lawyers, start your engines!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:12 | 6332264 auntiesocial
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honey, there's something we have to talk about...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:13 | 6332273 JLO
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the lawyers are 'The Impact Team'

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:06 | 6332513 TeethVillage88s
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Hot Damn! The Lawyers are making a market!

It is not a niche, but they already have the marketing names and addresses for a cold call or almost warm call.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:16 | 6332574 Meat Hammer
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Lots of devastated spouses and, worst of all, children, coming up. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:04 | 6332817 sleepingbeauty
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Yeah, no fun for those kids.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:07 | 6332236 Haus-Targaryen
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Christmas for divorce lawyers

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:04 | 6332504 TeethVillage88s
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This time a US Stimulus Plan from CIA/NSA/Military Intel.

It'll soak up extra housing and place upward stress on housing rents and prices while creating more debt & sub-prime Debt!!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:07 | 6332237 22winmag
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Anybody who didn't care enough to bother using a prepaid debit card and a throwaway email address deserves what they have coming.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:09 | 6332248 RogerMud
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given the war-on-cash world that we live in, prepaid cards rarely work for this type of thing. can't say how I know that.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:17 | 6332291 22winmag
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Few, if any subscription based websites are going to decline the ocean of money available from anonymous prepaid debit cards.

 

Backpage, probably the single largest adult adverttising site on the internet has recently gone Bitcoin only.

 

That's hardly an invasion of privacy.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:44 | 6332412 RafterManFMJ
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Cards are not anonymous; they *demand* your SSN, home address, and phone number.

Because money laundering.

Was playing games with Priceline using 20 dollar cards to fire ranging shots on hotel deals; if my price was accepted, it was then rejected due to the card having but 10 bucks on it, and I could try a lower price with another card.

Thirty minutes of reindeer games, and we had 8 days in Ft. Lauderdale for a very attractive price.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:55 | 6333207 Bunga Bunga
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Because VISA broke up with backpage for "moral reasons" pressured by regulators. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:39 | 6332390 J Jason Djfmam
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This could crash the world economy.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:19 | 6332593 Meat Hammer
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Anybody who didn't care enough to bother using a prepaid debit card and a throwaway email address deserves what they have coming

Anybody who crapped all over their marriage vows deserves what they have coming.

FIFY.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:07 | 6332239 A Nanny Moose
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Using online resources to cheat, amounts to begging to be caught.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:37 | 6332382 AlaricBalth
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Agreed. The produce section at the supermarket is still the best hook-up joint.

"My cucumber. It's bigger than that. Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?" Eric "Otter" Statton, Animal House

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:24 | 6332910 WillyGroper
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I understand pumpkins are quite popular in season. ;D

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:07 | 6332241 CHC
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I love this story!  These subscribers wanted to get screwed - well - have at it!  HAHAHAHA

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:22 | 6332244 ebworthen
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Eve Ryone is Phu King

Eve Ryone El Se.

There needs to be a T-Shirt.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:08 | 6332247 Oh regional Indian
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Oh man, and I mean that, OH MAN....first brain in the deek. Second in the sto-MACHO!

Third, tiny in the skull....

Next up, Tindr hack?

American men's PANTS ARE BEING TAKEN OFF...

37 million unhappy marriages in one fell swoop....

THIS IS WAR! 

https://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/06/17/death-of-shame-death-of-nobi...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:10 | 6332253 Philo Beddoe
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Bill Clinton is busy with his damage control team. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:15 | 6332279 BustainMovealota
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Slick Willy don't give a shit

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:53 | 6332372 e_goldstein
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The Canklesaurus is gonna be pissed when she finds out about Huma's account.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:12 | 6332254 JustObserving
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Who gives a fuck?  The NSA had you hacked the second you logged in to Ashley Madison. You have zero privacy in the land of the free.  The NSA knows more about you than your spouse/partner.

Forward

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:14 | 6332272 BustainMovealota
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The NSA knew you were going to log in before YOU knew you were going to log in

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:18 | 6332289 Ignatius
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The NSA knows what's in your pocket, where you're going and why.  God-like.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:23 | 6332314 cheech_wizard
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Except when it come to Muhammad living in Tennessee...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:26 | 6332329 Ignatius
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Funny how that works.

They know, they just ain't sayin'.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:31 | 6332358 Deepskyy
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That would be profiling.  And Obama tells us Profiling is wrong.

 

Unless you are White, Christian, own a gun, and believe that at least one time in the past we had a functioning Constitutional Republic and would like to go back to that.

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:03 | 6332502 TheReplacement
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Ah do not worry about Democrat Dictator Obama.  We have Republicans Boehner and McConnell to keep him in line.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:44 | 6332411 BustainMovealota
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Yes, to protect the citizens form terrorism,,, oh wait, never-mind ,,, Chattanooga.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:59 | 6332480 BoPeople
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Makes you wonder if the intent of the techno-rats is to try to replace God, using semi-human technology.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:21 | 6332306 J Jason Djfmam
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Suckers!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:21 | 6332606 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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They knew you'd make this assertion.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:16 | 6332285 Philo Beddoe
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Exactly. Which why I am in awe of all of the death threats that are posted around here at times. That is just fucking stupid. Better to call the ones you hate a cunt or an asshole. I think that is still legal. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:29 | 6332350 Comte d'herblay
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A criminal defense attorney that graduated at the very bottom of his/her/its  class could defend against the NSA.

There is no 'privacy' when it comes to computers so anyone could have stolen a credit card, an identity, or other hacking mechanism, to include being a guest in the place where the sign on originated. Good luck proving I joined up with, "Let's fuck someone new Today, tomorrow and yesterday.com."

I'm not fond of the NAS's tactics, but they have far more sinister perps to deal with than those in a nation, half of which are disgusted with monogamy on both sides of the gender fence, to waste time on what essentially amounts to novelty, the new always seemingly better than the old, for a time, wash rinse, etc. and the other half, some of which is comprised of MEMBERS OF THE NSA!!! 

 

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:11 | 6332256 Moonrajah
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After this AM should make a new motto "Life is short. Have a divorce".

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:12 | 6332262 Headbanger
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Check. (Amen!)

Next on the list?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:28 | 6332636 Bank_sters
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Coffee out the nose on that one.   Thanks!  

 

Marraige is like obamacare.  Set down the infrastructure, have it sanctified as holy- supreme court, and then divorce becomes hell.  Obama, big pharma, and the insurance cos are real whores that way.

 

How many poor fuckers and fuckettes are sitting around thinking- I can tolerate him/her, but I don't want to fuck him.  Sounds like a lotta marraiges to me.   Ashley Madison fits this niche well... until a neat little data base allows people to query their significant others life.

 

"Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch
Against whose charms faith melteth in blood."

Much Ado About Nothing (II, i, 178-180)

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:12 | 6332265 Pantalone
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"Too bad for those men..." So it's a homo site? 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6332324 Caleb Abell
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No, it's not a homo site.  The site is for straights.  Of the 37 million users, there are 36,999,999 men and one very very very very very busy young lady.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:32 | 6332663 Bank_sters
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HAHAHAH!  Men can be such dupes.   

 

O curse of marriage, that we can call these delicate creatures ours and not their appetites.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Othello



Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:57 | 6333708 Son of Loki
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But...but...but she told me she was pre-med....just need a little money for ...tuition.....

 

he he he.... many of those Babes are pros.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:15 | 6332277 replaceme
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I just think it's kind of sexist that these hackers only talk about men on Ashley Madison - am I wrong, or are there women out there?  If not, why don't they just call it sausagefest.com?  Are they only going to expose the men, again - isn't that sexist? Are the women considered weak somehow, and they get a pass?  So many questions!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:25 | 6332328 Anopheles
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Almost all the womens' profiles are fake or hookers. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:29 | 6332925 sleepingbeauty
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Really?

I am not really aware of stuff like this but it seems to me that the men would not be expecting to pay for a hookup when he already paid for the service to hook him up. Right?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:18 | 6332290 Brazen Heist
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See, Bitcoins as a payment system in this instance could help anonymity, instead of using credit cards.

Knowing most people have a poor grasp on security, I sense alot of cheating bastards and bitches will be sweating this one out.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:26 | 6332331 sleigher
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Most of the spouses out there won't even hear about this and never even know.  Are they gonna drop a client list on pastebin?  lol...

Either way, fuck those cheating assholes.  They deserve this and I am glad it's happening.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:21 | 6332305 Teknopagan
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Mother Nature wins again. She's working on the fiat system as we speak

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:23 | 6332317 mpyre
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So only the men on the site are "dirtbags?" Wonderful double standard, and par for the course in contemporary America.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:24 | 6332323 Anopheles
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Yeah, it's "too bad for men" becasue all the womens' profiles are fake. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:25 | 6332326 roadhazard
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I am so glad the internet didn't come along when I was an oat sower.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:30 | 6332927 WillyGroper
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so you're a Quaker?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:08 | 6333501 gaoptimize
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I think your timing was pretty good given this chart from GoldCore this morning: http://www.goldcore.com/ie/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2015/07/20-07-201...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6332332 RealityCheque
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Divorce lawyers all over the world are currently wetting their pants in anticipation.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:47 | 6332426 TeethVillage88s
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I really need to get out more. Some of us think we have been bad boys, but truth is stranger than fiction when we have human equation.

Actually who are these Impact Project people, could they be a govt agency, NSA, army intel, private intel company, a banker squid, Chicago Mafia, Albanians, Belgians, East Germans, Chinese, Israelis.

Do they really want to shut down a corrupting Babylon Website? Or will the info be used no matter what? Are they Patriots, Knights, Jesuits, Catholics?

- Yeah, I can see the Website is like Babylon, or Libertine
- But would exposure of Adults be Dehumanizing
- Exposure of Adults takes away rights to self-determination, self-actualization maybe, Free Choice, Individual Rights, Sovereignty for man

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:57 | 6332471 Government need...
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37 million votes can really swing an election!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:03 | 6332501 headhunt
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They made their free choice and got caught - free will, it's a bitch

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:19 | 6332594 TeethVillage88s
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Uh, I see they say it is Exclusive with Special Credit Cards noticed. So if they are the people that run our country, they sure fucked it up.

If they are in power, it makes them fair game like a Preacher, Minister, Priest, Rabbi, or Alcohol Rehab Counselor.

LOL

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6332334 djsmps
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I must be out of the loop. I've never heard of this web site.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:50 | 6332438 RafterManFMJ
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Nice try, Carl S. Zindorf of Jersey City, NJ.

Fetishes include: reading zerohedge while nude, and having sex on/with musical instruments....

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6332335 Sixdeuce062
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Femnazi hacking whats next? transQueries?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:44 | 6332416 J Jason Djfmam
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Tranny Appleton.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6332336 Panic Mode
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Bankers and top politicians are among in the list.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:28 | 6332338 robertocarlos
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I'm OK. I clear my browser after every dirty session.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:45 | 6332421 semperfi
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if you roll on a condom before logging in you are safe

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:28 | 6332339 large_wooden_badger
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Gather 'round everybody, time to play BLACKMAIL!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:32 | 6332352 gaoptimize
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In the interest of many otherwise healthy relationships, in the interest of the kids, I wish everyone involved would read "The Ethical Slut" , before they contact a divorce lawyer.  Let there be love, understanding, acceptance and forgiveness instead of destructive bitter and selfish recriminations.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:54 | 6332455 shovelhead
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Is your wife hot?

Can I pork her?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:56 | 6332468 gaoptimize
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Is yours?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:18 | 6332586 Tall Tom
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So when did Zerohedge turn into a Wife Swapping site?

 

Okay...Seen a lot of other things here. No biggie I guess???

 

(Just make sure that your wife does not know your Username....unless she is into that sort of thing.)

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:22 | 6332608 TeethVillage88s
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My Wife is Poly-Amorphus.

You know. She is big and bouncy: If you push in one place then it goes in and pushes out some other place on her. lol

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:25 | 6332624 gaoptimize
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Read the book.  I am just trying to minimize the pain that will otherwise result from these revelations.  People need to be honest with themselves and others, accept their percieved flaws in others, the primal nature of their biology, and act in the common weal. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:40 | 6332707 Tall Tom
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I understand.

 

I was poking some humor at you two.

 

Laughter serves to minimize pain. also.

 

It is really a shame that this has happened.

 

The parasites on others' misery is without bounds.

 

I do seriously believe that Divorce Lawyers are behind this as they are the greatest parasites on the miseries of others.

 

God bless you and Shovelhead and I am sorry that I offended you. Marriage is sacrosanct.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:38 | 6332699 Bank_sters
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You can pork her? lol   Yeah, if you pay her bills!   LOL  I have a non intertwined financial relationship outside the boundaries of the state.  I ain't no dupe.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:30 | 6332355 agent default
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Right.  I'm off to 4chan.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:32 | 6332362 SmokinMonkey
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Why can't they hack NASA or something and get to the bottom of those Aliens.  

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:53 | 6332452 CuttingEdge
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Because General Keith Alexander on the bridge of the starship USS NaziCuntsRus  already dealt with ET and friends while he was at the helm.

Didn't you get the memo?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:35 | 6332369 large_wooden_badger
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Impact Team is made up of hardened lesbians hell bent on destroying "stable" marriages everywhere. This is full on "breeder" shaming!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:24 | 6332618 TeethVillage88s
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Well... they did keep MSNBC on the air, so could be.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:36 | 6332373 Sofa King
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...so there are at least 37 million confirmed "morons" living on the North American continent.

Opening that fruit stand in Nicaragua is sounding better and better each passing day.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:44 | 6332409 semperfi
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~37 million more data points to support the theory that humans are the dumbest species on the planet

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:13 | 6332821 Lea
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"37 million more data points to support the theory that humans are the dumbest species on the planet"

Make that "the theory that men are the dumbest species on the planet", the women profiles on this kind of website generally being fake (they're hookers or trannies).
Guys who believe they're going to get a pretty girl out to cheat on her husband via the Internet, for free, don't know zilch about women.
It doesn't work like that. Not the same biology, not the same way of being attracted to the opposite sex.
Why do you think 95% of the porn viewers are male? Sex for sex is a man's thing. Women are not attracted to sex per se - and beware of the odd ones who are. These are generally highly perverse and can be destructive.
A woman who behaves like a man always behaves like the wrong sort of men.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:36 | 6332946 sleepingbeauty
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Hmmmm...

It seems to me that the biology is different but many a woman who has just been rejected by someone goes through a phase of trying to prove she is still attractive and "worthy". It seems like someone who is feeling this way might go to a site like this to confirm they are still attractive. But yeah, in my experience women want more than just sex.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:21 | 6333455 Lea
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"many a woman who has just been rejected by someone goes through a phase of trying to prove she is still attractive and "worthy". It seems like someone who is feeling this way might go to a site like this to confirm they are still attractive."

You're absolutely right, but then again, the prime motivation here is not sex. If a woman like that wants to prove she is attractive, she will be extremely choosy. The hook-up, here, has to be flattering for her, so she'll go for male beauty, achievements, or serious money.
Those who have neither will be stuck with the hookers.

I'm always amused by the number of fat, aging average Joes who seriously think they can hook up with a model-like girl for free.
Would they hook up with a fifty year-old overweight woman? Of course not. Why on Earth do they think pretty girls would be attracted by them, then?
That's how these websites make their profits: out of suckers who believe in Santa.

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:39 | 6333154 First There Is ...
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You're right - women mostly sell their vaginas for material gain....all of which is completely acceptable because whoring yourself out is generally softened by the popular MSM narrative of "doing it for the kids", "putting themselves through college" or deserving designer handbags and a $90K SUV is their birth right while having (or desiring) sex on the basis of your hormonal/biological predispotision for procreating is not. Subterfuge and agenda-driven sex for the fairer sex is the name of the game. Truthfully both have an agenda - one is straightforward (I want to tap that ass) the other (I want to tap that wallet) is not. 

And your assertion that 95% of porn viewers are men is so stupid it doesn't merit a response. So to is your assertion that women aren't attracted to sex "per se". My guess is you're projecting your own sterotypes onto women as a means of compensating for your own frigidity or repression (old man fucked around on you too?) or you're a lonely, unattractive guy who has never been approached by a woman who just wanted good old fashion no strings attached sex. Take it from an attractive male who has encountered many of them in my lifetime - it happens.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:15 | 6333520 Lea
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"You're right - women mostly sell their vaginas for material gain... completely acceptable because whoring yourself out... or deserving designer handbags and a $90K SUV is their birth right...Subterfuge and agenda-driven sex for the fairer sex is the name of the game."

Given your uber-positive vision of women, it does look like you are "an attractive male who has encountered many women who just wanted good old fashion no strings attached sex in your lifetime". And who therefore, doesn't hold the slightest grudge, and has developed a healthy level of companionship and trust in women.

Or not.

Ad I'm a man called Lea.

Of course.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:28 | 6333573 Blythes Master
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Yeah, thetruth stingsa little sometimes.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:57 | 6333712 First There Is ...
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"Given your uber-positive vision of women....."

 

"Make that "the theory that men are the dumbest species on the planet", the women profiles on this kind of website generally being fake (they're hookers or trannies)."

 

Ummmm, hypocritical much. lol. And yeah, I figured you were probably a less-than-attractive woman whose ex was probably a serial cheater during your bitter, spiteful excuse for a marriage. Or you're a tranny who calls himself Lea. Or not. 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:00 | 6332484 Who was that ma...
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Only 37 million?  No way.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:37 | 6332380 replaceme
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Couple this data with the big government data thefts, and suddenly the Chinese have a nice list of people they can lean on, probably sorted by level of security classification and project.  Anyone think there are some .mil / .gov accounts in this breach?  Bet me there are none??

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:22 | 6332532 lakecity55
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Well, someone busted the OPM database.

I'm waiting for a PRC agent to show up, or a Russian. Fortunately, I only have sex with my wife and have no financial pitfalls.

This was a security breach of the highest order.

How much you wanna bet NOBODY is held to account?
(We have been able to smuggle an Anti-American into office. What he cannot do through their Congress he will do through EOs. His policy should result in at least 100 Americans Exterminated!

I would not even be surprised if BHB gave them the PWs. If there is anything he can do to weaken the US, he WILL do it! Bill Ayers: 'Are you down with the destruction of America, Bath House?'

'You bet, Bill! I still love your picture stomping on the US flag! I want America to be a third world cesspool! You can run the FEMA camps.'

'Do I get to execute Americans?'
'Of course!!'

"Oh, but he is 'black.' We cannot bust a Black president, even if he has betrayed the entire country! Black people may be stirred up by BHB and attack businesses! They may Riot! At this point, Lot offered his daughters. The Sodomites turned them down. 

Americans have NO idea what I am getting ready to do, hahahhahahha!

Pleased to meet you,  hope you guessed my name.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:39 | 6332391 nah
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this

.

or this

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:42 | 6332401 redbird
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My brothers, uncles, sister made $7000.00 working from home.........

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:56 | 6332469 lakecity55
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Wow, our entire family made hundreds of thousands hooking up with these Banksters. I t was difficult finding chickens and dogs, but we did it!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:59 | 6332479 Who was that ma...
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Hookers?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:42 | 6332403 semperfi
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chalk up a point for the good guys - but a small victory - be nice to take down the banksters next

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:52 | 6332422 22winmag
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37 million exposed?

 

Bullshit!

 

I have to wonder how many users signed up with their real name, personal bank debit card or credit card (vs anonymous prepaid debit card), and/or personal ISP or work email address (vs throwaway email address). Anyone care to venture a guess?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:47 | 6332742 yellowsub
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You overestimate how intelligent those people are...

I'm sure it not surprising to you how technologically retarded most of the older generation.  That's why Apple products is such a hit with them...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:49 | 6332433 Reference Variable
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Fuck robbing banks, this is mondo extortion $$$. They have a tiger by the tail though and will never get away with the money.

 

It truly sucks for all the families  that will be ruined. You have my sympathy if you're on the recieving end. The sun will rise again though. Keep positive.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:03 | 6332498 Bemused Observer
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They don't have to collect a nickel. They've won. Even IF these sites decide to remain up, no one in their right mind would sign up after this.
I'm kinda busy now. Maybe I'll cry later over the brutal unfairness of it all.

Hey guys...lesson learned yet? I mean, c'mon...will it really take a two-by-four across the chops to get your attention on this? There ARE no "beautiful, lonely women who want to fuck you" on the internet. All they want is your money, and your information. In return you MIGHT get the numbers of women in your area that are in your same situation...a loser who can't get a date in the real world. Do you think they'll look ANYTHING like the models in the ads?

No. Of course not. Because if they did, they wouldn't be hooking up with YOU.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:34 | 6332681 TeethVillage88s
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I picked the Wrong WEEK to give up Cigarettes, Whiskey, and Heroin. Damn! Maybe I can get a refund on my remaining minutes on the account and get a dime bag.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:49 | 6332436 Quinvarius
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Because your wife is going to sort through 37 million names to find you after the data is released?  They should just sell the credit card numbers and be done with it.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:11 | 6332542 Reference Variable
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Unfortunately, she won't have to. Facefuck, gossip queens, news media, scammers/extortionists will do the work for her. The carnage that this unleashes will be monumental.

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:34 | 6332657 Tall Tom
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I hate to inform you but there is this thing that has been around. It is called a Personal Computer.

 

For instance, just for Shits and Giggles, type in Quinvarius and Zerohedge on Google.com

 

Hmmm...9430 hits.

 

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=quinvarius+zerohedge

 

It goes through Billions of records and will provide links to all that you have posted here.

 

Well if a wife has that data base and types in her husband's name...it will return hits...if he is there.

 

It wil not take that much effort at all.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:52 | 6332443 BoPeople
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I suppose I sound stupid for never having heard of Ashley Madison before this article.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:54 | 6332456 J Jason Djfmam
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Mama always said:"Stupid is as stupid does".

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:57 | 6332476 Who was that ma...
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Was that before or after she had you?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:13 | 6332515 J Jason Djfmam
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Hey, Yomama, Buttwheat.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:49 | 6332985 Who was that ma...
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Sorry Bro.  Couldn't resist.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:01 | 6333468 J Jason Djfmam
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It's Otay, She's unce, tice, fee times a mady!

Thu, 07/23/2015 - 07:34 | 6344649 One of these is...
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No, you don't.

Now if you didn't know what the federal reserve is and why it's evil, then you'd be a bit dim...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:52 | 6332444 Goldbugger
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