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Meanwhile, In Ethiopia
China crashing, commodities plunging, emerging currencies imploding to levels last seen when LTCM blew up, Greece on the verge of deposit confiscations, the Apple Sachs Industrial average well in the red for the year, the US economy on the verge of an industrial recession, junk bonds bloodbathing, Donald Trump pulling ahead of Hillary... Meanwhile the president is in China's African slave colony of Ethiopia... prioritizing.
It's the final week of #NationalIceCreamMonth—better take advantage. pic.twitter.com/WQk1T37XhU
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) July 27, 2015
Obama visits "Lucy" remains as researcher points out that even Trump shares human ancestry: http://t.co/oCwYWxX4HN pic.twitter.com/zfnmuVtnjV
— The Hill (@thehill) July 27, 2015
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So how many kids there starved to death while He was Lecturing Them on the Rule of Law and Corruption?
*A group of young children starve to death as Obama lectures them on the importance of gay rights in The Congo*
Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?
A: Hit a Ethiopian (or Obama) in the face with a shovel.
Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Ethiopian chicken.
Q: How does every Ethiopian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Ethopian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Ethopian beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ethopia?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How do you get from city to city in Ethiopia?
A: Sit on an Ethiopians back and dangle a biscuit in front of them.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a sesame sead bun on his head?
A: A quarter pounder
Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?
A: Anything when it's passing through ethiopia.
Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.
Q: What's it called when 50 Ethiopians stand on a log?
A: A comb.
Q: What do you call a 65 pound ethiopian?
A: A cannibal
Q: How do Ethiopians camouflage themselves?
A: They stand sideways.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a bag of rice?
A: Set for life
Q: What do Ethiopian children do for fun?
A: Draw pictures of food.
You are a disgusting excuse for a human being.
Yes I agree. It is over-the-top and I should not make fun of those poor people. I was actually looking for something else when I found these. Obviously, these are not my jokes
Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day.
How do you brainwash a Progressive. Give her an enema.
And it's only Monday already.
Meanwhile in Finland....
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Meanwhile_in_Finland.jpg
Ethiopia has the world's most beautiful people AND amazing food.
Besides history, history, history.
Nubia IS Ethiopia. Any wonder the Queen had her puppet in place for so long, Hale Sallassie (sp!)....so that Ehiopia coiuld be reduced to her current state.
MAGNIFICIENT place, people, culture and history.
The fact that it is in the condition it is is a tell on ALL OF US!
....
https://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2015/07/26/limitations/
Possibly, but his jokes are damn funny. Especially the third one, which can be substituted for How do you tell a (racist/gay) joke? Look over both shoulders.
isnt it funny how "liberals" are always so illiberal when it comes to comedy?
I bet you never object to a good redneck joke, eh?
You predictable twat.
+1 for calling the kettle black.
I'm offended!
-those jokes are super hackneyed.
Q What do you Call an Ethiopian taking a shit
A Showing off
How can you tell if an Ethiopian is rich?
He wears his Rolex for a belt
Oh, you horrid man!
Sexist.
You forgot one. My favorite.
Q: What do you call an Etheopian with diarea?
A: A show-off.
Everyone who came within earshot was killed to contain the contagion.
idiocracy is real!
Funny how we all act surprised at how this all turned out with Obama running the show. What the fuck did we expect to happen when we put the village idiot in command of the worlds super power (at the time)...stupid is as stupid does.
We all act surprised?
Nah! Even President Comacho would give the finger to Ethiopia. So were are in some real deep shit.
No worries...Mr. Yellen has all the fingers she needs to press Ctrl+P
If I had a sister, she'd look just like Lucy
Obama thought bubble... I only have 18 more months of this shit. Wait, then I have to be home with the wookie all the time. Fuck my life.
I heard Trump on the radio say "Obama's gone home to his troupe"!
I couldn't believe it.
Makes my belief even stronger that Trump might be a Democrat operative.
Except that I can't stand dems or repubs, that would almost be fun. I would have to give The Donald some serious credit for his on the fly, ad-hoc, in your face, spoiler action.
As an outside (the US) observer..Your country has really gone to shit ..or should I say..The options you have of potential 'leaders' is enough for any country to distance themselves as far as possible from the US...What a disgrace!!! I am sure there are good, honest, Intelligent people in the US but the political spectrum is nothing short of Grotesque.. Trump? Hillary..JEB (another fucking Bush) Are you guys serious??
I agree. What country are you living in where this is not true? I might like to move there...
Okay, I admit it, I think this is gonna prove to be a trick question.
I had to laugh because it's true. The idiocy just spins around day after day like some huge existential twister. "Doo, dadada doo, doo. Living in the USA!"
dooby dooby do - "Your country has really gone to shit...". Banksters run / ruin the country. This is what we get. This is the way it is ... for now.
It would be so great if one of his makeup artists would paint a big dick on his face. I wish somebody would do that to Don Lemon too, not sure why just seems fitting.
those poor bastards.
They know he's leaving. We on the other hand...
How much is THIS trip costing us? Why couldn't Obama just wire transfer funds to these countries?
PLEASE - leave him in Ethiopia - I find him less distatesful the further he is from the U.S.
All items mentioned at the top of the article will be "news" to him as his first comment to the slightest troubling event is always "i had no idea".
The Lucy exibit is actually a collection of Michelle's leftover bones from BBQ rib snack.
He doesn't get CNN or MSNBC in Ethiopia
I love Lucy
Lucy promises not to pull the football away from him, every time. He runs to kick the football, everytime. She pulls the ball away from him, every time. He falls down on his back, every time. He screams Aaugh! every time.
Lucy ain't got no splainin' to do...
Trump pulling ahead of Hillary? What poll shows this?
I'm an American - "What happened to Desi's bones?"
What??
No commemorative photos of barry's muslim dad's kenyan kill site:
"the tree that jumped out in front of my moving car while I was pissed to the gills"
Well that sucks. Why no pics barry - get your ass back to kenya and get us some tree pics.
Jimmy Carter .... free at last .... no longer the worst president !
As we get closer to President Camacho, and the clowns get progressively more embarrassing, Nixon and Carter are starting to look pretty good in hindsight.
Of course the "Out of Africa" theory is discredited; it is just that no one told the stupid goyim yet.
people taking photos of a man eating ice cream....
Nero eating an ice cream.
This dick is tasty... slurp
Fucking Marxist MoFoer.
Look it's president Barach Hussien Mountain Dew Herbert Obama