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Hillary Makes Her First Ad Buy

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Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:39 | 6408106 New_Meat
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Too decisive

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:42 | 6408107 TeamDepends
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Yep, she's a witch with a capital "B".

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:47 | 6408125 Miffed Microbio...
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Be careful, or she'll release the flying monkeys on you. Better keep plenty of silver bullets handy.

Yeah, ok, wrong monster but Satan only knows what Demonic entity she really is.

Miffed;-)

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:50 | 6408132 New_Meat
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Hi Miffed, glad to see from you.

Perhaps the new Jesus poster will advise us on how Satan could react.  'cuz Alinsky has assumed room temperature and all.

- Ned

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:01 | 6408155 Miffed Microbio...
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Yeah, it's kind weird seeing God and Jesus posting here now. I've had a hankering to let them know how pissed I am this world is so fucked up and I damn well need a succinct clear explanation. No fucking metaphorical, allegorical poetical airy fairy drivel exploding out the ass of some Ivy League educated religious studies professor!

Miffed

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:12 | 6408374 Victory_Garden
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Blessings and Grace to you and yours, Madam Miffed.

Musta missed the new posters named Jesus, and God. Sounds like a good theological challenge though. Time here commenting is limited to the overcomings of the Grand Garden of Bliss, and Beauty.

It would be cool to open a discussion if we could all get on the same first page of what exactly do the words, Jesus and God mean. It could then be possible to go further towards resolutive round table forums in which the Light of man's mighty brain, and the Love that knows best from the heart, out does the greed of the low-vibrational material body.

As everybody knows, modern christianity became too much about the Man, instead of what he taught. As everybody knows, it was WHAT he taught that saved the soul, and not a magic wand at the end of one's lifetime. Or, how does one get saved? ONLY, by one's own good words, deeds, and actions. Speaking strictly from experience, there is life and judgement after this lifetime.

As for who is responsible for the present day situations, one needs only to look in a mirror, for the teaching and instructions, er, the word, have been given in simple template forms many times. Free will choice was also given.

Knowing the historical character Jesus was just an initiated Essene man, and were he to reincarnate today as just a man, what do you think he could really do, but to share the word?

Yes, speaking to those simple two simple principles of religion, love thy God, and love thyself, and those basic ten commands that were really pretty good guidelines for a society of followers of the Way. The way to live simple and productive lives. The way to fair trade and enrich others with brotherly love, as well as the products produced, hand crafted, or grown to trade.

Yes mam, it was all as simple as one word some many millennia ago. That one word of course for the unitiated is, Love. Believe it or not, the whole ding dang matrix is really as simple as that when viewed by those with ears to see, and eyes to hear.

Onward.

Same same blessings to the rest of the whole hearted and Conscious Crew here. Even those who choose death, destruction, and chaos before the simplicity of love. Oh, and by the way, satan has surrendered much like Darth Vader did in the Star Wars movie to be assimilated into the greater force of Love, and Light. Only the flunkies, cliton moon-pies, and other whacko assorted idiot hold-outs that play the game for material gains and greed are holding out in the vain attempts to bring a population culling, and the control of the remaining countries with a digital money god. Little do they know their master has given carte-blanch to the light workers to save the planet and move the entire world civilization further in to a world say like maybe, star trek. All universes are one, after all. That is if we, the mass-mind, do not allow the space monkeys to blow the entire planet up, or to actually get away with creating economic world chaos as planned to do for world domination, and totalitarian control.

Just a few ponderings, and thots shared.

Always follow your heart.

Bless'ed up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VCwBzGdPM

 

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 01:02 | 6408829 Miffed Microbio...
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Such an erudite response to my torrid rant. I feel humbled. Yet I must tell you underneath this fiery exterior is one who Loves, enjoys the sense pleasures in moderation and tries her best to follow the Way. This is the path to Peace.

All of life is temporal and impermanent though we tend to cling to it mightily causing us such suffering. I am not immune.

Miffed

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 07:59 | 6409254 StychoKiller
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Hmm, get thee hence and alleviate some suffering:  http://donate.worldvision.org/ways-to-give

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 12:30 | 6410437 Miffed Microbio...
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You remind me of the time I did sponsor a child from that organization. I could not decide being overwhelmed by the sadness of so many so I put my birthday and picked the first that showed up. I supported her for 5 years and had to quit after losing my job. That guilt damn near killed me.

Miffed

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:58 | 6408147 TeamDepends
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The monkeys ain't so tough, but the stench would gag a maggot. Silver bullets ARE the answer, but you must bullseye the inner reptile brain.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:15 | 6408382 JC-BI
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Funny!

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 07:08 | 6409164 Amish FinEng
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She's a funt with a capital C.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:40 | 6408109 db51
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That witches ass and kankles are much too small....It'll take a bigger broom than that to levitate that fat ugly cunt.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:45 | 6408121 Dr. Engali
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America surrendered a long time ago when it's citizens decided that it was the responsibility of the state to take care of them at the expense of liberty. At least we have Dancing with the Stars and arguments over gay marriage to put meaning in our lives.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:47 | 6408123 Normalcy Bias
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...and I thought it would be tied-in with some feminine deodorant spray!

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:48 | 6408127 ebworthen
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Only if the Wizard of Oz at the FED and Wall Street winged monkeys give her the nod.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:58 | 6408148 Reaper
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The end will be a hagocracy.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:14 | 6408187 nmewn
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I always said I would stay and fight alongside everyone but if they put this bitch in they can have their New Venezuela. At least I won't have to be taxed to pay for the statue she erects to herself.

And I'll always have double ply toilet paper ;-)

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 06:52 | 6409142 Realname
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That would be the only erection she could ever bring about.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:58 | 6408149 NoWayJose
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There won't be any FACTS in any of Hillary's ads.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:00 | 6408152 Amish Hacker
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There's no place like all of my homes.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:02 | 6408160 ramacers
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the Wench of Stench better call saul.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:03 | 6408164 Berspankme
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She should do an ad for tampons. About the only thing ever been stuck up her (since Webb died)

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:14 | 6408182 Goldilocks
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Michael Scheuer calls congress on their "BULLSH*T!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egnsDDJdKuk (9:15)

~//~

For Zion!

Battle for Zion early part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q5rsQJpGV0 (2:30)

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:24 | 6408204 H H Henry P P P...
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If she clicks her cankles together 3 times she'll wake up, and emailgate will be nothing more than a bad dream.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:46 | 6408306 SSRI Junkie
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the hag will be given a clean bill of health on her scandals with over a year left till (s)elections giving the sheeple time to forget and teevee covering none of it. it will have plenty of time to brush up on it's southern accent

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:21 | 6408394 Victory_Garden
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Greetings, SSRI.

On the other hand, could it all be another distraction from the planned crash, or say maybe even some sort of extraterrestrial threat that no one wants to reveal?

What we know is this. The world economy is planned by the evil banksters to crash to consolidate, kill, and control what ever may be left standing. The need to hurry up and hang the hag on a stick is imperative, so we can toss some of granny's rotten pig soup a-la kim-chee juice to put out the fire when she self combusts!

Got marshmallows?

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 23:20 | 6408675 SSRI Junkie
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Greetings....i keep lotsa popcorn on hand just in case

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:21 | 6408218 pauhana
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Cankles hasn't driven her own car since sometime in the 70's.  She feels our pain from the back seat of an air conditioned, bullet proof limo - definitely not from UBER!

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:42 | 6408298 Yen Cross
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 Is the add airing in Baghdad or Istanbul?

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:46 | 6408310 Lumberjack
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Africa

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:52 | 6408327 joego1
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I wonder how long it will take for people to realize she isn't human at all.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:00 | 6408344 Infinite QE
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Most have yet to figure out Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:04 | 6408350 Yen Cross
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 Those Wookies are hard to identify outside of Chicago, 'bath- houses'.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 01:48 | 6408903 MsCreant
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I wonder if she knows? 

I mean that.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 03:09 | 6408997 onmail
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She is not human

She is a cash cow

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:09 | 6408364 kchrisc
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More Hillary FUDD and theater.

The "Chucky" of Sheeple Census 2016.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

While you are watching Hillary, Zion's is stabbing you with a 12" butcher knife.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:14 | 6408379 ncdirtdigger
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Has anyone tried pooring a bucket of water on it/ her?

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 05:55 | 6409106 Fukushima Fricassee
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The SS would surly blow Dorthy's brains out if she even thought about it with pre crime meta data.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:17 | 6408380 Global Douche
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Thing is, the ad was very inexpensive - a DIY job! It's Hillary on that broom!

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 21:38 | 6408433 MaxThrust
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She's the Antichrist alright. No one said it would not come in a Female rapping.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 02:19 | 6408936 MsCreant
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Get it right Max, that is the low life, low wife, the crapper, the rapper, Auntie Christ to you...

Sing it bitchez:

You better amuse yourself in the using, the stealing

You own it, you better go collect your dough

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hoe

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

You better amuse yourself in the using, the stealing

You own it, you better go collect your dough

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hoe

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

 

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 22:05 | 6408503 GRDguy
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It's not that Hillary is a woman running for president;  it's just that there are soooo many women that are better qualified for that Oval Office.  I know some of them, and so do you.  They're just not willing to sell their soul to a political machine.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 22:23 | 6408549 richiebaby
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I'd be interested to see what happens If somebody threw a bucket of water on Hillary

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 00:13 | 6408761 TeethVillage88s
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Thought it said Hillary makes her first baby.

Which would have made sense, really.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 01:00 | 6408825 Johnny Caine
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Unfortunately a house hasn't fallen on her yet. We represent the Lolly Poop kids,  D.C.'s toilet, us Americanos stay getting shit on 

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 01:41 | 6408895 jack stephan
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All my pals buy 10 rifles and miss, I get one and destroy. All that camo is bullshit.  Rinbow glasses, no im not from the service...........................Im a civilian, guy

 

Just one fancy monkey in a monkey ocean, you are slow soldier,i have army guys asking me twists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3Bbhb4p_M

 

Duh

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 03:08 | 6408994 onmail
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Hillary must realize this : She has already lost

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 07:31 | 6409195 f16hoser
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Hillary needs the White House. So she can Pardon herself. Simple really.

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