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Dow-Stockalypse-Wow: Bonds & Bullion Soar As Equities Crash

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On a day like this - we deserve two clips...

And of course...

  • *S&P 500 FALLS 2.1% FOR WORST DAY SINCE FEBRUARY 2014

 

With the biggest volume for this time of year since 2011...

 

And here's why...

 

It's not over yet...

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BALANCE SHEET

 

So let's dive in - here is the US equity indices Since their kneejerk pop after FOMC Minutes...NOT "Off The Lows"

  • *S&P 500 SLIPS BELOW MARCH LOW OF 2,040, BOTTOM OF TRADING RANGE

 

And on the week...CARNAGE!

 

But futures show the swings even more dramatically... China China China...Fold...

 

Here are all the major stock indices showing the level of retardation...

 

And since the end of QE3...Small Caps are now unchanged, Dow and Trannies notably red...

 

VIX exploded back above 19...

 

65% Off Sale in TWTR...

 

and 18% Off Sale in DIS...

 

Surprise!!! Energy stocks are collapsing back to credit and commodity reality.. NOTE: Energy Credit Risk is at a record high 1110bps!

 

Who could have seen that coming?

This has been worrying us for a while...

 

Stocks cratered to catch down to credit's reality once again... for the 3rd time in 10 days...

 

But stocks have a long way to go to reality...

 

Treasury yields collapsed with 10Y pushing back towards a 1 handle...10Y 2.07% lows, 30Y 2.74%

 

This leaves the entire Treasury complex lower in yield on the year (but but but all those clever economists said rates would rise?)

 

Swiss Franc contonues tobe well bid, as is the EUR, as Yellen popped the dollar bid bubble (albeit maybe briefly) yesterday with her confusion... This is the biggest 2day drop in USD Index in 3 months and closes at its lowest in 6 weeks...

 

 

Commodities all gained on the day (as the USD dumped) but crude was technically driven by the expiration...

 

While the carnage in stocks grabbed the headlines, the last 2 days have seen the biggest surge in gold prices sicne 2014...breaking back above its 50-day moving average...

 

Gold and Silver soared...

 

And finally this trend is not your friend...

 

Bonds are now the best performer of 2015 (up very modestly) with gold and silver ahead of stocks...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: Is Oil Cheap? Is Gold Expensive?

 

Bonus Bonus Chart: with a big h/t to @RaoulGMI - This is the most important trendline in the world right now... which way next?

 

Bonus Bonus Bonus Chart...

 

 

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Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:15 | 6448690 jump_mutha_fukah
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Rut tagged the lower trend line of my descending wedge which is getting awfully tight (bullish). RSI on IWM 4 hr is flashing oversold.

A face ripping short squeeze next week starting maybe as early as tomorrow may be the soup du jour. Been making a killing on the way down here...feels like it's time to take the other side for a short time... still feels like this will resolve to TNA being range bound in the 70's for a bit once this vol. shakes out a bit. If I'm wrong, then the blinders have finally fallen off the masses and the cronies have long since unloaded their longs and are short.

Took an at the money calendar bull call spread on TNA for a ride with the short leg expiring tomorrow to help finance the long side a month out. Nothing too crazy.

Entered a Covered call position on USO today as well with a really cheap Jan 16 protective put. Plan on rolling the call each week until oil gets over priced again...which could be a looooong time from now.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:34 | 6448791 WarPony
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teh "blinders have finally fallen off" teh "masses "

 

Stop it, you're killin me!  lulz

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:35 | 6448796 Keltner Channel Surf
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It's also at the weekly 100 simple MA, which seemed to hold last Oct for a big bounce.  I assume the bigger money uses weekly's, but we may be in a new paradigm, but you're right in not assuming a change until you see evidence.  You're more an option expert than I (big understatement), but am I correct in assuming that, given how far we are in RUT from key Daily moving avgs, tomorrow's OPEX won't see as much of a pinning impact, just possible dip-buying (?)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:13 | 6448966 jump_mutha_fukah
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Hard to say right here...I look to open intrest throughout the week to give me some clues. If you look at the put and call OI on IWM you could read todays action several ways at the moment...in the morning I may get a better idea of what happened today in terms of whether todays volume was closing or opening positions...

You know sometimes people sell puts in hopes they get excersised...sometimes they buy calls with the intention of excersising. If you want to spark a rally, just cause an imbalance in the system by excersising large blocks of in the money options and all of a sudden everyone is scrambling to meet their margin/fed/reg-t calls in order to deliver the underlying or cover the excersise induced short...1000 ways these guys have of skinning a cat to get momentum in their favor.

If I look at TNA weeklys, looks like big money knew a fall was in the cards....put OI is unusually high compared to most weeks and has been high for awhile this week....and they were buying them deep in the money to minimize premium. Call and Put OI suggests a lot of bearish market spreads that all worked out this week...a lot of this is conjecture but sometimes a picture emerges throughout the week that is not necessarily 100% accurate but shows a bias.

For example this weeks TNA 88 and 87 calls have an OI of nearly the same 1280 by 1256...this is the same person who has been making this play for the last several months...when the rut goes up large they enter way out of the money call spreads...long the 88 and short the 87 in this case...they may only be making 5 or 10 cents on that spread but I see it get opened regularly...thats $6-12K per week if they are right with a low probability of being wrong and only $110K at risk if they are....which they would then just roll until they get a reversal. I know for a fact what they are up to cause I routinely play this strategy when we get absurd pumps.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:51 | 6449108 Keltner Channel Surf
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Well thanks, JMF, for such detailed reply, it seems even those of us who don't directly trade options can benefit by taking a gander at OI for various strikes.  Good luck.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:16 | 6448691 atthelake
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At the close

Dow is down $358

Nasdaq is down $141

S & P 500 is down $43

from Yahoo Finance

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:18 | 6448701 breakyoself
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are we off the lows? lol

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:18 | 6448703 Vincent Vega
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This is an outrage. I demand an investigation. Get those brokers back in here. Turn those machines back ooooooooon!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:19 | 6448709 U4 eee aaa
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The CNBC clowns are going to have to dust off those dow 10,000 hats again.

It seems they are doomed for all eternity to keep revisiting them

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:19 | 6448714 CHC
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Wait until tomorrow's trading.  Our Federal Reserve will show the Chinese Plunge Protection Team how things are really done!!  Go USA!!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:19 | 6448715 buzzsaw99
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This is an outrage, I demand an investigation. [/mortimer]

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:20 | 6448722 NDXTrader
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People had become to believe the omnipotence of the Fed/Government to prop up stock prices in perpetuity. I think the recent attempts to do so in China that have failed have more than a few people scared. They are finally realizing that if everyone but the government is selling things will still go down

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:27 | 6448761 buzzsaw99
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They built a house of straw. The thundering algoz sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.

Except for one ZHer armed with an AK-47, and a Honda full of silver...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:38 | 6448808 Zimscooter
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dont forget the Smith and Wesson...its the original point and click interface

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:36 | 6449269 logicalman
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Those things go BANG!

Yours must be out of ammo!

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:22 | 6448734 Consuelo
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~30 days left before the meeting.   How many more days of this before December becomes the new target..?

 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:36 | 6448799 walküre
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the meeting is irrelevant

September 29th is the date

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:44 | 6448842 I woke up
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I'm thinking Oct 1

New fiscal year for the gov't, no budget, so they go into shutdown

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:41 | 6448826 Mr. Bones
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How many days until *they say December is the target.*

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:22 | 6448735 vq1
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Im really not liking seeing this style sentiment on engineering.com A place that decidedly very little finance news rears its ugly head 

 

"So what do we do? In the short term, we need the Fed to put any interest rate increases on hold. We’d also better pray that the equities and real estate bubble, inflated by quantitative easing, doesn’t burst just when American manufacturers are getting a handle on cost and quality issues."

 

http://www.engineering.com/AdvancedManufacturing/ArticleID/10549/U-S-Headed-for-500-000-Lost-Manufacturing-Jobs.aspx

 

Im feeling bullish on tin foil


Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:25 | 6448752 mt paul
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just another day

 

glueing kugerrands on the old ladies cat...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:25 | 6448753 atomp
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Here's my TA on the deer chart:

The deer are moving from the lower left to the upper right.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:25 | 6448754 Sanity Bear
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I'm calling bullshit on this blatant lie from Google.

http://i.imgur.com/OYOgXjX.png

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:32 | 6448779 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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Damn Bear!  That is funny.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:27 | 6448759 A is A
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The "rate hike tantrum" is rearing its ugly head...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:28 | 6448764 coast
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I never gamble or make predictions because I am always wrong and I always lose...in economics anyway, not in my spiritual life and hamanity and history learnings, but gambling? I always lose, and on a really good day I break even.  But I am going to branch out cause I dont care anyway, I am not in the stock market and all I lose is my fellow zerohedgers laughing at me, and I am already use to that....So here goes:  I say the DJIA stays flat tomorrow.  Ok, I said it...lets see what happens.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:50 | 6448869 Sanity Bear
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If it follows the 2008 pattern, next day or two will be PPT ramp-ups, and we'll see a series of shocks and ramps (including inexplicable end-of-day mega ramps) until finally it can't be held together anymore and the big one lets loose.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:54 | 6449346 stocktivity
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I say wait to see what China does overnight. Black Friday came out of nowhere in 1929

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:30 | 6448768 Surveyor4Pres
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As an outsider to the financial markets and global economics, but rather one who studied and trained in infinite math (Physics major), rather than finite math, I must say I'm fascinated by all that is the financial World and the Stock Market.

And I've learned alot (one would hope) by visiting ZeroHedge for the past several years.

The one chart that amazes me, and is very clear to me, from above, is the one of Oil prices versus Gold.  That chart is very telling, indeed, and much can be learned from that one single graph!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:46 | 6448848 marcusfenix
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yeah I just come for the deer.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:49 | 6448863 Lumberjack
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I read the articles AND look at the pictures.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:42 | 6449298 logicalman
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The pictures in this one are particularly interesting - bit short on charts though.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-20/fraud-company-trying-sell-share...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:53 | 6448875 SSRI Junkie
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makes you wonder if the saudi's are going to slam the brakes on oil production here soon

 

http://www.macrotrends.net/1380/gold-to-oil-ratio-historical-chart

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:11 | 6448952 Surveyor4Pres
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Thanks for that link!

Seriously, that one chart (Au vs. Oil) was an epiphany for me!  I would suppose an entire doctoral thesis could be done on that one, simple theme!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:29 | 6449239 SSRI Junkie
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yer welcome, they got alot of nice easy to read charts there

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:30 | 6448770 Zimscooter
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bring back Helicopter Ben...nothing beats a good QE high

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:32 | 6448780 TeethVillage88s
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Hot off the Presses, US Treasuries, TIC Data for Foreign Registered Ownership.

No change in China Holdings.

http://www.treasury.gov/ticdata/Publish/mfh.txt

China, Mainland, $1271.2 Billion
Belgium, $207.7 Billion
Luxembourg, $184.0 Billion
Hong Kong, $181.3 Billion
India, $117.0 Billion

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:33 | 6448786 Who was that ma...
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Black Thursday?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:34 | 6448788 walküre
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You can't cheat the calendar!

SMH is on track

Black Friday tomorrow?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:34 | 6448789 Pseudonymous
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Tis Nuts.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:37 | 6448805 Montani Semper ...
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FBN was talking to a suit from S&P Capital IQ (McGraw-Hill Financial) near the market close, and I quote:

 "You only lose money when you actually sell out of positions"

 As the selloff continued, and several interruptions later by the host as the DOW kept falling below 17,000, he delivered another gem:

 "What I tell investors is, 'you're going to be amazed by the speed with which the market tends to recover from corrections and bears'."

 His suit and tie were a bit askew and there was a stridency in his voice, so I don't know whether trust him or not. /s

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:07 | 6448940 Sages wife
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Thank you, that's funny.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:39 | 6448811 silverer
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A HIGH negative number.  Most sheeple need some time to digest...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:39 | 6448815 Smiddywesson
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Henceforth, let this day be known as Barberous (relic) Thurday

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:40 | 6448818 jomama
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Gold at 1150 and silver at 15.5 yellenbux isn't my definition of 'soaring'.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:40 | 6448819 Zimscooter
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Toto, something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:49 | 6448866 inevitablecollapse
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i'm still here...and it's sunny 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:41 | 6448829 PrimalScream
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THIS IS THE START of a very painful period of time for Americans. 

I can hardly believe that more mutual fund managers didn't take defensive positions.  Many Americans who have 401K's will see their life savings enviscerated over the next few weeks & months.

Like I said on another thread ... I fully expect to see a lot of Hedge Fund managers and CEO's bail out of the system completely now.  They "cashed in" while the going was good.  They will grab their profits and take them offshore.  You should expect to see wholesale selling, while these people try to get a good "exit price" for the stock holdings.  WATCH IT HAPPEN !!!

American stock holders, and hedge fund groupies, are really gullible. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:45 | 6448845 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Couldn't happen a nicer bunch of fucking bullies, and warmongers who think the USA owns the world.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:21 | 6449004 silverer
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You assholes that check negatives:  You don't like what he wrote.  So you agree we should spend old people's social security on the largest war machine the world has ever seen, invade several countries at once and burn innocent children alive.  Fuck you.  If you wrote to your congress person to oppose it, different story.  If you just sit around and let it happen, as far as I'm concerned, you did it.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:25 | 6449011 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Yep all culpable and they will suffer the COLLECTIVE karmic retribution.

Slow learners.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:46 | 6449082 IridiumRebel
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You're coming with us you Western European "aligned in common accord" ass is coming with us. Get your fuckin asshole gel primed cuz your colon is getting pressed too.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:51 | 6449105 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Wanna bet?   

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:46 | 6449316 IridiumRebel
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Hell yeah I'll take that bet. Whole world is going down on this one. You didn't start it, I didn't start it, but you yours and mine are all gonna eat a big shit sandwich together.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:07 | 6449405 WakeUpPeeeeeople
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If you wrote to your congress person to oppose it, different story. 

 

Who are you kidding.The only way to change the system is to rollout the guillotines. Anything short of that is just a waste of time and effort.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:30 | 6449024 overmedicatedun...
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silverer, I did do it. now what? you never did it, did you? nobody gets out alive. pussy's never did nuthin, just ask yellen when they come for her. Hitler did kinda know something ,gotta give him that..now again what are you guilty of?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:45 | 6450115 Buster Cherry
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I can fully agree with Europeans throwing verbal shit at our bought and paid for politicians, but at the American citizenry, not so much.

I think Europe has its fair share of corrupt leaders too.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:18 | 6448989 silverer
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It's the old double Axel climaxing with the final bendover.  What a show! Ooo!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:42 | 6448834 marcusfenix
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that herd of deer is growing...

so, black friday on tap? monday?

or is there one last dead cat unicorn skittle shit magic for no logical reason bounce left?

who's going to come out and BTFD this time? anybody?

or is this god awful shit show of centrally planned stupidity finally reaching it's inevitable conclusion, which if the bottom is indeed about to fall out it's happening a bit sooner than I expected.

going on vacation next week and I can't help but wonder if I will still have a job when it's over...

still, to be honest I've got the popcorn and I wouldn't mind a little fire to roast it over.

just so long as it isn't of the nuclear variety.

 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:14 | 6448969 Sages wife
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I'm afraid you're right marcus. When all else fails, they go to war. Or, it comes here. It's all they know.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:15 | 6448974 silverer
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I'll stick with your call of the god awful shit show.  I liquidated all my equities to cash.  Nuked 'em from orbit.  Just to be sure...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:46 | 6448847 Omega_Man
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if u sell now, how are you going to take advantage of QE for ever?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:13 | 6448870 silverer
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Omega - I'm curious to see how many billions in naked shorts it's going to take to keep gold and silver down.  Hoo Ha!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:12 | 6448958 silverer
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Only if you rush out and buy artwork immediately.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:47 | 6448852 Yancey Ward
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At least we finished off the lows of today!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:10 | 6448947 silverer
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Yeah.  Well put!  But it's kinda like being on the giant roller coaster, in that first car as it just crests the hill.  It even seems to go slowly that first 20 feet or so going down, but then it gets the momentum of the rest of the shareholders, I mean seatholders behind you, and you really rocket down!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:49 | 6448861 swass
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Tyler, +1 for Apocalypse Now.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:06 | 6448930 silverer
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Ah, hell.  Plus for Ron Burgundy as well.  That one really fits today.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:07 | 6448937 Heywood Jahblohmee
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I love the smell of dead Americunts in the morning.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:07 | 6449406 Skiprrrdog
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ummm, I think that smell is your mom, dude.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:18 | 6449443 Buster Cherry
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I think its you sisters snatch thats filling your nostrils there dude.

You think it would be trapped under her burkah but when you bathe monthly, what should you expect?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:50 | 6448868 Heywood Jahblohmee
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I can't wait for those lazy lowlife paper shufflers who gloat about buying 175 dollar burgers to jump off of buildings.

No sympathy for warmongering Americans.  NONE

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:50 | 6449964 Tall Tom
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The plan is to take you down with America.

 

Laughing at you sucker...Your banks are filled with American Paper.

 

Worthless coupons.

 

Enjoy your lack and starvation.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:52 | 6448877 Two Theives and...
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NO way is this a serious down day! Unless I see a unicorn or clown vomiting a rainbow I'm not concerned!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6448894 Chuck Knoblauch
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An important message from the President of the United States

My fellow Americans, ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv4kp4ZnSuE

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:00 | 6448915 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Its 2300 CET (Central European Time) here.  Lets see what HongKong does in a couple of hours. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:56 | 6449976 Tall Tom
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They are imploding as planned.

 

When the Federal Reserve stopped QE it also stopped the flow of the spice to jazz those Asian Markets. They knew that they could collapse China...and Europe...any time that they pleased.

 

And your leaders were PAID OFF so that you, and you fellow countrymen, can personally suffer.

 

That is why your Central Bank is stuffed with worthless FED paper.

 

What a socialist Eurotrash loser.

 

Laughing at you. You probably think that you have a choice and actually vote??? LMAO.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:06 | 6448933 Moustache Rides
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:15 | 6448971 PrimalScream
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I HEREBY DECLARE ...

20 August, 2015: "JOHN HUSSMAN'S DAY OF REVENGE"

The system ignored Dr. John Hussman, but his advice in 2015 was superb!  Risk is never dead ... it re-surfaces when you least expect it.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:15 | 6448975 overmedicatedun...
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ben? ben? alan? alan? save me,you promised when that bad day came you would be there.. I am just an old yenta, don't let this happen.....iit's not my fault!! ... then it does...noooooooo

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:46 | 6448984 tahoebumsmith
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Deer Ben and Janet in the headlights,

Everything is so starting to feel like 07 on steroids and I was wondering if you could possibly print another trillion so things might settle down a bit? I know you have taken on an extra 4 trillion on the books and another 20+ trillion off the books so what's another trillion going to hurt anyway? Heck the American debt has only jumped a mere 9 trillion since you started the experiment so what could possibly go wrong? I know many of the countries you and the ECB bailed out are in total capitulation however I know you're economic science rockets and will pull us out of this situation. Then again you were so sure you could fight a debt crisis with more debt so what's another trillion anyway? Come on, it's only a T from one keynesian to another, I know we can make this happen... 

Sincerely,

Paul K

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:21 | 6448993 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Just checked my current account on my phone app ,  pensions are in.    Same time every month like clockwork.  We are funde d 80 years in advance and its UNTOUCHABLE.  as per our Constiution.

We are Number 4..

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/21...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:23 | 6449009 Arthur Schopenhauer
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AIG Executive Talks

Jackie and Dunlap express America's outrage over the AIG bonuses in their interview with one of the most hated men in America... Shimmysham the AIG Dummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owy0-3CJkVI

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:30 | 6449022 MrVincent
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Facebook is still worth 255 billion. We have a long way to go.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:53 | 6449116 Heywood Jahblohmee
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They aren't getting a dime from me.  So what is it based on??

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:57 | 6449128 Anopheles
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Every single "new media" company assumes their advertizing revenue is going to double (or more)  to catch up with their market valuations.

Yet the entire global pot of advertizing dollars isn't growing.   Does anyone see a problem? 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:53 | 6449117 Anopheles
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Facebook P/E of 100

 

That's the new normal??? 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:36 | 6449037 fatlibertarian
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And....Tomorrow everything will go back up 1 - 2% as everything is great again.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:38 | 6449047 Chuck Knoblauch
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pop goes the weasel

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:39 | 6449052 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Right,  2 percent up , 5 percent down,  2 up, 5 down, 2 up 5 down

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:58 | 6449134 New_Meat
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gotta' crank on dem 2x and 3x thangs

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:37 | 6449042 fatlibertarian
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BTW, I think this year is more 2007. I think 2016 will be more like 2008. BUt I could be wrong.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:45 | 6449078 stockoperator
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The crash will be mid 2016 before the elections just like the last time and the one before that.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:10 | 6449413 jmcwala
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Shemitah?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:39 | 6449719 hoist the bs flag
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smegma

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:41 | 6449060 HamRove
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Chartz are Hawt!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:43 | 6449070 EurGold
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Lowest prices above spot for Gold, Silver Platinum and Palladium https://www.eurgold.eu

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:54 | 6449120 ramgold2206
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The land mines are getting closer together! Feckin hell some of those charts are nasty reading. I think that poster who is calling mid 2016 as D-Day is on the money.

www.teamramgold.com/about-us

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:58 | 6449130 New_Meat
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I do love the deer with their eyes reflecting the jacking light:

a) they are frozen,

b) they are targetz,

c) "You may fire when ready, Gridley!"

Four Legs Good 'n' shit, but seriously deer, get the fuck outta' there.

oh ...

- Ned

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:58 | 6449132 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Does the world need shareholders that don't do jack shit??   I think not.

The world needs gardenerss and people that build things.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:02 | 6449147 Bay Area Guy
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You almost disappointed me Tyler.....waiting til the end for the deer.....made up for it with a whole herd though.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:08 | 6449182 q99x2
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Bitcoin $236

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:09 | 6449186 PrimalScream
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"The world needs gardeners and people that build things."

Spot on!  That's exacty what the world needs now!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:03 | 6449386 J Jason Djfmam
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The worlds gonna need people who know how to make pine boxes and dig deep holes.

Did you see the Four Chinese Red Arrows of the Apocalypse?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:29 | 6449241 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Well, I can tell you the neighbors on either side of me have bigger problems than this stock market thing. House payments, car payments, credit card payments. Shortened work week. Those dammed foreclosure notices in the front windows will be back real soon. Sorry to see them go - nice people (without a clue).

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:35 | 6449265 Wahooo
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Looks like oil has just about bottomed or gold has just about peaked.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:03 | 6449596 the question
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You forgot the /sarc.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:40 | 6449287 PrimalScream
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There's an important difference about this downturn in 2015-2016, that did not exist in the years 2002-2003 or 2008.   Investors who are just looking to "buy the dip" are going to get burned.   

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:04 | 6449390 Skiprrrdog
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Last time I checked, it was 'trade at your own risk'. Anyone greedy and moronic enough to trade in this market is probably too stupid to have money in the first place.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:58 | 6449367 Bopper09
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I think this clip is called for once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:02 | 6449377 Skiprrrdog
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Robert Duvall says at the end of Apackalips Now, 'someday this wars gonna end'....WRONG. This war is never going to fucking end, so we might as well enjoy it. It would be cool to have someone like Marlon Brandos character in that movie, Colonel Kurtz as the next POTUS. How could he possibly be worse than the gay monkey we have had. Just think of it, all of the politicians with their heads on sticks out on main street.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:03 | 6449385 medium giraffe
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Muppet holocaust flash sale incoming.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:07 | 6449402 TheInfoman
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It's clear to me what the Fed's next action will be: Raise rates AND kick in QE4.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:22 | 6449461 insanelysane
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Just need to open the market up to Chinese farmers.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:41 | 6449533 highwaytoserfdom
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No worries  It is all Non GAAP  absent FX and massive stock buybacks.  Don't believe me just go to Salesfarce.com FarceBoook and MSM...    nothing here look away. 

  http://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2015/08/18/425206/Africa-Djibouti-US-milita...

and we were thrown off MSM for Anwar al-Awlaki murder of 16 year old... 

 China China China China  USSA USSA USSA USSA

"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Caroline"

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:50 | 6449558 Psquared
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The Wall Street Vampires would never use their own money to bid up commodities. They are expecting QE forever.

I actually think Yellen may attempt to raise rates to 2% or so even if it looks like we are in deflation simply because she believes it would be best for the economy longer term.

Of course, she is going to be heavily criticizes on ZH no matter what she does.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:10 | 6449620 dfwpike
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As far as Energy goes... they should change the name of WTI to WTF.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:57 | 6449789 stormsailor
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now that was fookin funny

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:13 | 6449622 knowshitsurelock
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This is not just any Shemitah, this is the "grand" Shemitah where the Pope goes to the United Nations and announces the New World Order, and Madonna performs in DC and does her satanic rutuals right before the Pope goes to Congress for the first time, on the heels of the fourth blood moon!  Now, throw in an economic collapse, CERN opening a portal and releasing the Nephilim into our reality, and you got yourself the makins of a serious shitstorm!

Now, you know I love the chart porn, best I've seen in awhile, but can't hold a candle to a grand Shemitah!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:14 | 6449633 db51
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That fucking Hitlery picture is priceless.    I'll bet she makes that face when Huma Weiner sticks the Dildo up her ass when she's expecting it in her big wrinkly gaping pussy.   lmao

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMuka0kWgAAlZdX.jpg

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:27 | 6449668 Who was that ma...
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She's waiting for the firing squad.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:27 | 6449647 Moribundus
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Price of OIL down= big earthquake on WS comming

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:21 | 6449655 Moribundus
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US’s Saudi Oil Deal from Win-Win to Mega-Loose

http://journal-neo.org/2015/08/08/us-s-saudi-oil-deal-from-win-win-to-me...

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:21 | 6449656 ThrowAwayYourTV
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I have a sneaky suspicion that this is why house sales are up.  Everyone getting out of the market and into something they think is safe. Real Estate.

Certainly isn't young couples buying their first home.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:34 | 6449691 Heyoka
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This is all because I questioned ZH's accuracy a couple of days ago. Sorry, my bad :)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:34 | 6449692 Heyoka
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This is all because I questioned ZH's accuracy a couple of days ago. Sorry, my bad :)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:46 | 6449752 Bitcoin Meiser
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Meanwhile, the prices of Bitcoin and Litecoin are recovering from the recent crash. Get in while you still can.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:32 | 6449808 tahoebumsmith
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Hey I was fishing on the Sacramento river today and caught a 4.2 Trillion POUND tARP

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zd_QPabcY

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:03 | 6449810 Uber Vandal
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Japan cracked 20K. Down over 1.6%

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:12 | 6449828 fed_depression
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All the carries are going to flush, tits up, etc. All the borrowed dollars have now created CONTAGION. And this was heavily unexpected.

 

Forget the deer. Bring out the TITS UP chart

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:15 | 6449849 Al Tinfoil
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No worries - the Fed will fix everything by "normalizing" interest rates.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:37 | 6449875 besnook
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this is nothing a 20% devaluation of the dollar and a coupla trillion(paid out as citizen bonuses, for being such great sheeple) on the fed balance sheet won't cure. btfd!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:32 | 6449902 bid the soldier...
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40 charts of fixed, rigged, crooked, manipulated (with the government's blessing) markets.

HOW CRAZY IS THAT?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:03 | 6449987 rejected
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Apocalypse Now had to be the worst movie depicting that war of all time. That was my unit and we didn't do any of that shit! Especially the dope crap.

Want a decent movie,,, try Firebase Gloria. A little over on a few things but overall fairly close and shows how well Americans could fight when the need arose.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:11 | 6450027 Handful of Dust
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Merikans are so broke it ain't funny. 'tis moar robust every day. It's embarrassing to see Piglosi or Barry getting up saying how "awesome" the economy is. Too bad Reed resigned; he's more fun to watch then Ronnie McD.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:40 | 6450104 Dog Will Hunt
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Read as far as Silverdoctors.com.  You can bring the double-A players with you to the big league game, but don't expect them to take to the field.  

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