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In Dramatic Escalation, China Sends Five Navy Ships Off Alaska Coast For First Time Ever

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Just as China celebrates the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II with an extravagant parade designed to showcase the country’s military prowess and project Xi Jinping’s power to nervous onlookers in the West, the Pentagon says it has spotted five Chinese Navy ships in the Bering Sea, just off the coast of Alaska.

Here’s WSJ:

Five Chinese navy ships are currently operating in the Bering Sea, off the coast of Alaska, the first time the U.S. military has seen such activity in the area, Pentagon officials said Wednesday.

 

The officials said they have been aware in recent days that three Chinese combat ships, a replenishment vessel and an amphibious ship were in the vicinity after observing them moving toward the Aleutian Islands, which are split between U.S. and Russian control.

 

They said the Chinese ships were still in the area, but declined to specify when the vessels were first spotted or how far they were from the coast of Alaska.


The Pentagon official said there were a “variety of opinions” on how to interpret the Chinese ships’ deployment.

 

“It’s difficult to tell exactly, but it indicates some interest in the Arctic region,” the official said. “It’s different.”

"Different" indeed, as in "uprecedented", and while we won’t endeavor to jump to conclusions, we would note that the PLA hasn’t exactly been shy when it comes to challenging the US from a maritime perspective of late and of course, the US has had its ships and carriers to the east and south of China for decades, so it would appear that Xi is intent on giving Washington a taste of its own medicine. 

But don't worry, the Commander in Chief is on the scene - literally.

Finally, what better diversion from its crashing stock market on its national military holiday than for China to invade the US?

 

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Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:44 | 6501527 ZH Snob
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What's obama doing there?  I don't see any bath houses.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 18:09 | 6501848 sgt_doom
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I would just like to say once again, a BIG THANKS for offshoring all those jobs, technology and investment to China . . . .

ASSHOLES.

A dead banker, politician and federal government worker is called a good start!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:41 | 6502149 drendebe10
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Hey, isn't the fudgepacker in Alaska? What a coincidence. Simply amazing.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:29 | 6500721 Alok
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go Xi Jinping!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:29 | 6500724 KnuckleDragger-X
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The world is in a dick beating contest and yet we're led by the smallest dick......

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:31 | 6500736 Temporalist
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Leave the pres alone he's in the 57th state after all.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:56 | 6500897 Tyrone Shoelaces
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I think Mexico is the 57th state.  Or is it Honduras?

 

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:42 | 6500811 Urban Redneck
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A reminder, just in case anyone was tempted to buy into his latest "outdoor man" shtick... 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/jun/05/barack-obama-presiden...

The only way Obama could ever make it to the summit of Mt. McKinley is if the praetorian guard carried his wuss ass up there.  And it's not even a technically challenging climb, just a tiring one.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:18 | 6501035 post turtle saver
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fun fact, climbers from Asia have the highest odds of dying on Denali... some of those deaths have included Everest and K2 veterans...

not technical... well, that's in the eye of the beholder I suppose, but it's certainly an expeditionary climb and it's quite deadly if you go up there thinking it's a walk in the park (pun intended)...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:52 | 6501225 TSA Thug
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This time of year the mosquitoes will carry you away. I guess the Kenyan blood is sour.

Alaska is the last frontier and it's really for white people only because blacks are too lazy to do any frontier-ing, and lets face it, there is no place for ball players and sign/dancers there so I hope the fucker gets eaten by a grizzly.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:56 | 6501238 Urban Redneck
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A blantantly misleading fact.  A walk in the park in my neighborhood can be quite deadly, in fact 7 people died on walks in the park last weekend... How many perished on McKinley again?

Seriously, the dangers on McKinley are duration, altitude, weather, ARROGANCE, and dumb luck (or some combination thereof).  Dumb luck or arrgance killed Erhard Loretan on the Grünhorn (which is a day hike).  Comparing McKinley to K2 is like comparing the West Ridge ascent of the Eiger (where good boots w/ crampons and a pair of ice axes will suffice) to the Magic Mushroom route (5.13a) on the Death Wall.    

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:58 | 6502671 post turtle saver
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your reading comprehension sucks wrinkled balls... I didn't _compare_ Denali to Everest or K2, I said that people who had _climbed_ Everest and K2 encountered trouble on Denali...

goddamn but you're a raging retarded fuckstick... LEARN TO FUCKING READ and keep your ridiculous hair trigger on a leash... *idiot*

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 03:20 | 6503340 Urban Redneck
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Grow up.

Responding to facts with ad hominems is childish.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:31 | 6501121 Bunghole
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The grimmacing with the 10 pound barbells is awesome.

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:43 | 6501186 GeezerGeek
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He probably rode most of the way - in a GMC Denali.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:07 | 6500962 Lyman54
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Hilarious!   I had to log in to give you a thumbs up Knuck.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:08 | 6500972 Lyman54
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Hilarious!   I had to log in to give you a thumbs up Knuck.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:11 | 6500986 Mr. Bones
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<excuses>It always looks smaller when it's cold.</excuses>

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:16 | 6501019 Mostly Harmless
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Perhapse this is a from of "dick beating" or Sabre Rattling.  Most likely they are practicing amphibious operations - specifically landing on a contested beach - while the Russians will practice and drill as a response to such an operation.  That's my practical take.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:26 | 6501085 Implied Violins
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...but if it ever became a dick *eating* contest, WATCH OUT WORLD!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:15 | 6501345 BarkingCat
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I am sure Senator Graham will back him up.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:34 | 6501137 J Jason Djfmam
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A tini peni.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:30 | 6500728 danepol
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NO EXPLANATION? NO PROBLEM, BLAME ISRAEL.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:48 | 6500852 HonkyShogun
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Yeah, because those cretins never do shit.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 17:14 | 6501627 farflungstar
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Even when israel has nothing to do with anything, some self-centered asshole has to come along and drop their name into it.

They get mad when they get singled out, they get sick of always taking the blame, but go for 5 minutes without hearing about them fuckwads, they have to remind you they exist. 'Cause Gawd forbid we forget about them.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:31 | 6500729 Dr. Engali
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Ohhh please, ohh please, oh please.....find the right target.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:37 | 6500770 NoDebt
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Isn't our dipshit man-child president up there being part of some "reality TV" show?  I thought I heard that but it sounded so far-fethced my brain rejected it.

So, imagine this for a reality show:  They're shooting out in the boonies somewhere when out of the bushes jump a bunch of special ops Chinese soldiers, kidnap him and drag him off to Beijing to be tried as a war criminal for his use of drones around the globe.  I don't think I could stop laughing for a year.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:50 | 6500858 Dr. Engali
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I'd pay good money to see that...., you know real money, like gold money. Not that funny FED stuff.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 17:10 | 6501615 Countrybunkererd
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YES!  I wonder if ANYONE in our forces would lift a finger?  I would be so giddy i couldn't act, outside of tossing a few gold's into your collection of course.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:07 | 6500961 COL Jackson
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Maybe theyd ransom him back to us middle ages style.  Fort knox gold for our worthless bonds or we send you his head in a box.  That would be a tough one.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 17:12 | 6501619 Countrybunkererd
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Exactly.  Who would pay for a box?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:08 | 6500971 roisaber
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I would literally piss myself laughing, and regret nothing.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:33 | 6501125 ThroxxOfVron
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"So, imagine this for a reality show:  They're shooting out in the boonies somewhere when out of the bushes jump a bunch of special ops Chinese soldiers, kidnap him and drag him off to Beijing to be tried as a war criminal for his use of drones around the globe.  I don't think I could stop laughing for a year. "

 

You'd stop laughing just as soon as Actin' Presidently Joe 'Plugs' Bided My Time & actin' VP John 'Weeping Cheeto' Bonehead took to TV to announce that the unemployed youth of America were going to be marched off to War to save Obama's worthless carcass from a just fate...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:17 | 6501367 BarkingCat
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Nope, not even then. They volunteeed to serve under this guy.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:58 | 6500780 Uber Vandal
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Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:30 | 6500731 docinthehouse
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Nice picture of bear bait

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:32 | 6500746 Dr. Engali
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I thought it was a bear turd.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:47 | 6500843 44magnum
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Kodiak shit is bigger than that.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:02 | 6500929 Implied Violins
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It's browner, too.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:25 | 6501411 WillyGroper
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Maybe so, but the aroma is worse than granny's outhouse.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:48 | 6500768 cowdiddly
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Please please, just one hungry Nanuq in the area.

And Barry, you gotta take yur shirt off and ride a horse if your going to copy a Putin real mans vaca. epic fail, your still a wimp

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 03:27 | 6503351 Falling Down
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He should have put some mom jeans on, and jumped on a road bike with a helmet on, or something.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:31 | 6500732 firewolfsblog
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Is there a General Tsao among you who would fight?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:39 | 6500799 John Law Lives
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General Tsao is chicken... nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...

Thank you.  I'll be here all night.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:00 | 6500913 Killer the Buzzard
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Ya think Colonel Sanders could beat General Tsao?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:28 | 6501091 John Law Lives
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I think Colonel Sanders would carve him up into pieces and boil him in oil...

Thank you.  Thank you.  What a wonderful audience.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:34 | 6501140 ThroxxOfVron
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-drumstick roll-

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:31 | 6500733 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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This is getting like toally radical man. Far out!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:32 | 6500744 ToSoft4Truth
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Did Palin see them? 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:33 | 6500747 whitelivesmatter
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"Where is the 1st hole?"

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:35 | 6500755 Dr. Engali
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You're looking at him....... oh, my bag. I thought you said 1st asshole.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:33 | 6500748 Chuck Knoblauch
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Since Lehman?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:33 | 6500749 Hulk
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No worries, these are actually just  Chinese "food trucks" operating in international waters...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:37 | 6501156 J Jason Djfmam
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Obama ordered Chinese takeout and this was the closest delivery in Alaska.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:34 | 6500752 Consuelo
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Um...

 

Is it like --- 'on' now...?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:34 | 6500753 Son of Captain Nemo
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What happens when you blow up too many commercial chemical depots in the space of 1 month!...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:46 | 6500836 Stumpy4516
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You get a few ships harmlessly sailing by.

I have to admit it is a good psyopp on the US mentality to start seeing foreign warships in the area.  Next they should patrol the west and east coasts so they get photographed a lot.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:09 | 6500957 Son of Captain Nemo
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The U.S. Navy crawls up everybody elses ass and now the Chinese have a legitimate reason with several dozen killed and god knows how many more that will have there health affected for years to come from that incident in Tianjin alone.

At some point the U.S. military is going to keep writing checks it's "body" can no longer pay for...

Whatever your inflated opinion of American military might after Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Yemen... Vietnam... We never seem to finish what we start!!!

I thought I'd add the visual cause I love the line and more importantly the character "I've seen what you can do to little boys, now let's see how ya do when they come a little bigger"...

Just put slanted eyes on him this time!!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:35 | 6500756 Berspankme
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Maybe Chinese discovered source of "chemical" explosions

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:36 | 6500764 Bill of Rights
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The co-ordinance are 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW... have at it.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:46 | 6500838 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Coordinates!!!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:04 | 6500943 Implied Violins
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Oh no, we need ordinance FOR the coordinates. You are both right.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:36 | 6500765 LawsofPhysics
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Whatever.  The chinese made a "deal" with the devil in 1971...

..they do, however, have over 1 million active duty soldiers (that we know of).  What is our active duty force again?

"laws" and "borders" look great on paper...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:45 | 6500828 SmallerGovNow2
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According to Global Firepower dot com...

Active Frontline Personnel: 1,400,000
Active Reserve Personnel: 1,100,000

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:27 | 6501427 WillyGroper
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Horny active duty soldiers with the m/f ratio over there.

No where for testosterone overload to go except to war.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:36 | 6500767 Dr. Engali
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Who knew snow melted during the summer in Alaska?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:38 | 6500788 The Indelicate ...
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The Alaska Bush People?

http://starcasm.net/archives/320928

I am not, however, convinced that they know that it gets colder in the winter.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:52 | 6500873 lakecity55
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Not Bath House Barry.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:37 | 6500769 The Indelicate ...
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We'll give them what for for giving us a taste of our own medicine!

More medicine!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:39 | 6500772 Chuck Knoblauch
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Chinese are inspecting their assets:

Alaska and Montana.

No prisoners.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:45 | 6500827 lakecity55
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Bath House Barry: "I surrender unconditionally."

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:51 | 6500867 Chuck Knoblauch
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American genocide.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:37 | 6500773 aliki
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didn't realize china was such a big mckinley fan

sad part is, the renaming of the mountain to denali is the most visible thing ive see obama do all of 2015

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:41 | 6500815 lakecity55
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Forward, Soviet!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:30 | 6501112 Berspankme
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Rumor has it he's going to rename the Washington monument "Reggie"

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:39 | 6501165 J Jason Djfmam
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McKinrey! Denari! Whadafuk!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:41 | 6500777 lakecity55
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Wow, Reggie, I can whack off to the Chinese Navy! Are their soldiers Gay?

Maybe, Swing your dick at them!

All these Chicoms could invade the US and make me the Emperor!

Go for it, baby!

I can see China from Alaska!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:38 | 6500784 world_debt_slave
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what's good for the goose is good for the gander

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:38 | 6500785 markar
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They're here to repossess the country 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:52 | 6500874 appocean
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I'll take alaska for a trillion vlad.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:38 | 6500787 q99x2
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Arrest Lloyd Blankfein. End the FED and shut down Goldman Sachs before it is too late.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:11 | 6500793 COL Jackson
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Nothing to see here, its not like they fired a missile off the coast of CA or something.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:39 | 6500796 BanksterSlayer
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About a year ago, Jim Willie half-jokingly suggested that Russia would take back Alaska and China would take Hawaii as partial payment of debts once the Almighty Dollar became mortal. I'm starting to wonder if the reset of the name of Mt. McKinley back to its native designation (and which was parallelled during her Russian administration) might not be a step in that direction.

 

For those history geeks and tin-foil hat types who want to muse over the signficance of the Reset of Mt. McKinley, I blogged about this two days ago:

https://sedonadeb.wordpress.com/2015/08/31/the-reset-of-mt-mckinley/

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:55 | 6500891 Tsar Pointless
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That would actually stimulate the economy. Think about it - we'd need new flags made with 48 stars once again. They could of course be made in China for all of those freedom-lovers to wave and salute at sporting events.

See? Silver lining.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:39 | 6500798 Dre4dwolf
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Operation Guillotine.

China is playing around while Obama is trying to figure out why Ice melts in the hot summer sun.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:42 | 6500816 NoWayJose
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Why complain about global warming - then order a new ICE breaker? Just wait for the Ice to melt by itself?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:41 | 6500803 JustObserving
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When Citadel, the unofficial arm of the Fed and employer of Bernanke,  is using HFT to blow up the Chinese markets, expect some blowback.

Patriotic Chinese will be buying iPhones and Buicks in droves

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:41 | 6500804 Deepskyy
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ChiComs taking the Fallout 4 release a bit too seriously.

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:41 | 6500806 lasvegaspersona
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no doubt watching for increased glacial water flows....the hot airthere  this week could, unto itself cause massive global flooding...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:41 | 6500808 Mostly Harmless
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Most likely they are practicing amphibious operations - specifically landing on a contested beach - while the Russians will practice and drill as a response to such an operation.  That's my practical take.  I'm open to suggestions that this is also a form of saber rattling. 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:48 | 6500809 The Indelicate ...
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That's not a dramatic escalation.

If they were off the coast of Vichy Washington - sure.

But ZOG HQ is far, far awa' from Jewel Kilcher's family...

http://mondoweiss.net/2015/05/facing-neocon-captivity

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/pdf/The%20Zionist%20Plan%20for%...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:41 | 6500810 stant
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Reminds me of chancy Gardner , standing there like that

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:42 | 6500819 LostWages
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Get O out of there.  With all the hot air that flows from his piehole, he'll melt all the ice up there. 

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:44 | 6500824 khnum
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Dont worry Obama will send Admiral Caitlan Jenner(or currently available equivalent) to intercept

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:47 | 6500833 wow thats crazy
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China has invaded every city and country already.

Name a city that doesn't have a Chinatown in the world, could it mean something in the future who knows?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:53 | 6500877 Sanity Bear
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Greenville, SC has no Chinatown.

 

Well... it has a Chinatown Restaurant, but that's about it.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:46 | 6500837 Damic
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Are they gonna build some sand castles in Alaska!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:47 | 6500841 Jaguar Zero
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Nice, more "made in china" (copied from whatever they could understand from the Russians) destroyers.

More targets for the USNavy, A turkey shoot on the Behring sea.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:47 | 6500842 teslaberry
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i bet a storm comes and fucks those ships up. god loves amerika because we are the chosen nation of exceptional dominance. 

 

we fuck you!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:06 | 6500863 Dr. Engali
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That looks dangerous. Shouldn't he be wearing his safety helmet?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:51 | 6500866 Drop out
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Hunting a gobbler? I know chicken is popular in China - but turkey?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:51 | 6500869 large_wooden_badger
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How do you say "Deadliest Catch" in Chinese? They're just there for the king crab, I'm sure.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:00 | 6500916 Captain Queeg
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Somebody give Sig Hansen a shotgun and he'll take care of the slanty f**ks.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:51 | 6500871 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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The C o m m u n i s t s are gathering to offer Trump an offer he can't refuse.

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:56 | 6500898 TeaClipper
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Maybe they just want to name a mountain in the region

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:56 | 6500900 Tsar Pointless
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Mount Wei Tu Hi.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:59 | 6500912 starman
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No wonder freight is down fro China?!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:03 | 6500915 Barry McBear
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I'm surprised their shitty steel can handle the arctic temperatures.  Their cutlery can't even handle my dishwasher!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:19 | 6501044 Bunghole
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Agreed, but there is an alternative.

https://libertytabletop.com/

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2013/11/sherrill_manufacturing_am...

Quality is your best value but I guess bitching is easier.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 18:06 | 6501832 robertocarlos
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There's something ironic about Americans making their own spoons.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:00 | 6500917 CaptainMoonlight
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Boy would it be nice if the Chinese hit that schmuck with a 500 lb bomb. Could an entire country turn a cheek? Yes.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:01 | 6500918 RiverDrifter
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Dutch Harbor is the new Pearl Harbor....?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:02 | 6500924 Winston Smith 2009
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Dramatic escalation? From what? Nothing? Talk about headline hype.

Like a yapping Shih Tzu. We're quaking in our boots. Hell, 35 years ago you couldn't even feed yourself. We're the main market for your crap without which your economy would crash to nothing and your starving natives would then get very restless. And how about that paper "money" of ours you so stupidly accepted and used to buy those treasuries (only 7% of the total of all issued), all of which could be nullified to nothing with a stroke of a pen. Nah, we've got YOU by the balls...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-E5FEkZhRFbY/UsFo-GMBI0I/AAAAAAAAHuM/vo7C8LTw-i...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:17 | 6501029 Consuelo
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"Nah, we've got YOU by the balls..."

 

Which is precisely what the Chinese war planners want you to believe.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:19 | 6501040 Berspankme
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Point of fact- the EU is a much larger market for their crap

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:11 | 6501328 farflungstar
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I for one am glad if/when the SHTF, that CANADA is on our side.

They have 6 icebreakers to our 2.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:01 | 6500925 Stormtrooper
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Next come the dredges and in a few months there will be new Chinese islands just off Alaska. Complete with female Chinese soldiers, puppies and bomber capable airstrips.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:03 | 6500937 Smiddywesson
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It's shocking how easily life imitates art when, after years of selling your military secrets to the enemy, you elect a weak narcissist of a Marxist cocksucker to the Oval Office.  I highly recommend this entertaining book.  The real war it foreshadows, not so much.

 

Invasion Alaska:  Invasion America, Book I

 

In this controversial book, Vaughn Heppner explores the theme of a shattered America facing the onslaught of the new colossus in the East: Greater China. The time is 2032, and the Chinese are crossing the polar ice and steaming through the Gulf of Alaska. They have conquered oil-rich Siberia and turned Japan into a satellite state. Now a new glacial period has begun, devastating the world’s food supply. China plans to corner the world’s oil market and buy the needed food for their hungry masses.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:28 | 6501097 Baa baa
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Most all novels in that genre start that way.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:34 | 6501460 WillyGroper
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Now a new glacial period has begun, devastating the world’s food supply.

Scarier...

Roman Empire  deux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSi9vFo7bk4

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:04 | 6500940 TeaClipper
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Where's Sarah P when she's needed?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:09 | 6500974 NoWayJose
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Probably loading up her Moose rifle and waiting for targets!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:05 | 6500949 loveyajimbo
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No matter what Bath House Barry wears... he still looks like a craven little douchebag bonesmoker.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:05 | 6500951 luckylongshot
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The Chinese don't need to invade as the US politicians and oligarchs have managed to destroy the US all by themselves.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:07 | 6500964 trader1
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Has Hillary's mail server received this encrypted Chinese message?

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:09 | 6500978 moskov
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Alarska is just America's South China Sea

Chinese are just practicing their international right of free movement in public ocean as US always preached to China

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:12 | 6500980 Dickweed Wang
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In Dramatic Escalation, China Sends Five Navy Ships Off Alaska Coast For First Time Ever

 

                   NOT GOOD!!!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:10 | 6500981 orangegeek
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Duct tape barry to the front of the air craft carrier that has 200 or so drones and bomb the fuck out of these fucking communists.

 

YOU FUCKING WEAKLING COCKSUCKER BARRY!!!!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:12 | 6500994 AlfredNeumann
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I hope China pounds the Useless Snakes for their bombing of Tanjian

Fuck the USA

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:20 | 6501048 PleasedToMeatYou
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You are an insightful, eloquent lad.  Thanks for sharing. 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:14 | 6501005 NoWayJose
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I have little doubt that the Pacific Fleet can dominate any area around it, but the Pacific is a big Ocean. If the U.S. decides to control the South China Sea, then China will head for Alaska. With military cutbacks, and with spreading US forces all over the globe, I am doubtful we could stop even a small Chinese invasion of Alaska. I also think the types of land based planes we have in Alaska are designed more to intercept Russian bombers (or to launch nukes at Russia) - and would suffer in naval combat.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:24 | 6501073 TeethVillage88s
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Sounds like China is testing it's Blue Water Navy.

I'll have to look for the Smart Comments on this.

- Would guess if China has build Islands, they have the equivalent of a NAVY CBs/Engineering Unit to build Bunkers and lay down portable Runways on the Aleutian Islands

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:20 | 6501041 chubakka
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so we've got russian planes flying off the california coast and now this, i wouldnt be surprised if given the opportunity and in a weakened state we actually got invaded by russia & china.  they're just waiting.  far fetched?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:24 | 6501071 AlfredNeumann
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Who would want to invade a country of fatass morons with bad water and roads?  Not to mention crap food.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:29 | 6501099 chubakka
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they're just feeling us out right now, seeing what are responses are.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 16:08 | 6501307 bcking
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I wouldn't mind feeling out some hot chinese broads right now.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 17:30 | 6501688 Freddie
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Suzy Wong

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 04:58 | 6503432 Lanka
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The water is fine if you don't mind the added neurotoxins.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:24 | 6501072 AlfredNeumann
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Who would want to invade a country of fatass morons with bad water and roads?  Not to mention crap food.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:20 | 6501049 NoWayJose
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There already is a pretty nice Chinese restaurant at Denali National Park. Maybe the Chinese sailors wanted some home cooking!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:23 | 6501068 sTls7
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Shhhhhhh,  it's a meet up w/ BO.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:24 | 6501070 Consuelo
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Spidey sense tells me that these sorts of manoeuvers are likely coordinated beforehand with Russian counterparts.   Both nations have long already been labeled 'enemies' by the U.S., so why not face a likewise 'common enemy' together...?

 

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:26 | 6501082 AlfredNeumann
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Correct the godddam Useless Snakes have been spreading lies about Russia and China and even bombin Tanjian

Russia/China and others need to give the Useless Snakes of Americunts a well deserved asskicking.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:57 | 6501252 Jameson18
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Alfred your so angry today.

Take a breath.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:42 | 6502611 Buster Cherry
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He does, but not without a bong to his face.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 17:35 | 6501711 Freddie
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Can we hope for the Russians and Chinese to help us overthrow the banksters, NeoCons and NeoLibs, PNAC, AIPAC, Soros, Zuckerberg an dthe other zoligarchs?

Lloyd Blankfein in a gullotine would be a show of good faith to the American people.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:27 | 6501092 gwar5
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Wow, good timing and coincidence by the Chinese -- Obama will appease them by renaming McKinley to Mao Maontain. 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 15:29 | 6501105 bid the soldier...
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The Chinese loaded their space station with water balloons or other stuff to drop on the EVIR AMERICANS.

Wonder what the Americans have in their space station to drop on the Chinese?

Oh, that's right.  The Americans don't have a space station.  

Americans don't even know how to get to the space station they share with the Russians.

(they have to call uber)

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 17:39 | 6501728 Freddie
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LOL!  Putin should paint the Russian supply ships with uber on them.

NASA is like a freaking joke where they have to claim that Bat Boy is on Mars to keep getting their funding.

The funniest shit is some young NASA guy getting recently all excited about a remake of the command modules they want to build.  He talks about how they have not figured out how to shield it from the Van Allen Belt.  Whoops!

 

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