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Apollo Has Raised Money as Its Recent Investments Scrape The Floor
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/23/2009 21:11 -0400
Former Drexelite and PE legend Leon Black has struck gold after panhandling in front of the headquarters of Calpers and The Teacher Retirement System of Texas for 16 months.
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Tuesday Night Ponzi: Forte Capital
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 23:46 -0400
Florida, Indiana, Georgia, even Idaho, ponzis seem to pop up in the strangest of places. Next up: Philadelphia, where Joseph Forte, 53, was charged by U.S.
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Apple Facing SEC Review Over Jobs Health Disclosures
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 16:53 -0400Looks like Mary Schapiro is eager to do something on her first day in office. Instead of focusing on the $1 trillion asset bubble and the thousands of scammers and ponziers, she has decided to go thru Steve Jobs' dumpster and check for old syringes and pill bottles. Enough already - give the man some peace.
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Merrill Employees Seen Running With Paper Bags Full of Cash
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2009 01:35 -0400
In what will likely be tomorrow's #1 scandal on CNBC, FT reports that Merrill had decided to pay bonuses in December ahead of their usual payout time in February, and just three days before the merger with Bank of America closed.
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The Donald Avoids Bankruptcy AGAIN
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2009 18:27 -0400
The Donald managed to convince his bondholders and senior lenders that he is worthy of yet another temporary reprieve, and announced a two week forbearance extension early today. At this point February 4 is the D-Day at which point the $53 million unpaid interest on the $1.25 billion 8.5% Notes due 2015 become fully due.
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Carlos Slim NYT 13/G Filed: Owns 16.21% Of New York Times Stock
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2009 23:29 -0400According to the SEC filing, Carlos is now the proud owner of 25,754,000 shares of Class A NYT stock, or 16.21% of the outstanding stock.
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Tuesday Night Ponzi: Forte Capital
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 23:46 -0400
Florida, Indiana, Georgia, even Idaho, ponzis seem to pop up in the strangest of places. Next up: Philadelphia, where Joseph Forte, 53, was charged by U.S.
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Hedge Fund Investors Miraculously Pull Out $152 Billion Despite Gates in Q4
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 17:18 -0400
Bloomberg is reporting that last quarter investors withdrew $152 billion from hedge funds. While i have read about 10 different version of this number (anywhere from $100 to $300 billion) this is amazing considering that virtually every hedge funds has gated redemptions.
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Merrill Employees Seen Running With Paper Bags Full of Cash
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2009 01:35 -0400
In what will likely be tomorrow's #1 scandal on CNBC, FT reports that Merrill had decided to pay bonuses in December ahead of their usual payout time in February, and just three days before the merger with Bank of America closed.
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The Donald Avoids Bankruptcy AGAIN
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2009 18:27 -0400
The Donald managed to convince his bondholders and senior lenders that he is worthy of yet another temporary reprieve, and announced a two week forbearance extension early today. At this point February 4 is the D-Day at which point the $53 million unpaid interest on the $1.25 billion 8.5% Notes due 2015 become fully due.
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Latest Housing Starts and Unemployment Claims
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/23/2009 02:52 -0400- 797 reads
Leverage Behemoth Freescale Downgraded, Bonds Pounded
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 02:28 -0400
S&P, which lately seems to be paying its credit "analysts" at a rate of $1/word and has imposed a minimum quota of 10 downgrades a week, whacked LBO titan Freescale late on Friday with a downgrade of its corporate rating from B+ to B-, its secured loans from BB to B- and bonds from B- to CCC.
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Hedge Fund Investors Miraculously Pull Out $152 Billion Despite Gates in Q4
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 17:18 -0400
Bloomberg is reporting that last quarter investors withdrew $152 billion from hedge funds. While i have read about 10 different version of this number (anywhere from $100 to $300 billion) this is amazing considering that virtually every hedge funds has gated redemptions.
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Obama Enjoys Swearing (In) So Much, Does it For Second Time In Private
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2009 02:16 -0400
After yesterday's bungled swearing in ceremony, Obama was sworn in repeatedly in the privacy of the White House today at 7:35 pm due to a misplaced adverb. At yesterday’s inauguration ceremony Roberts misstated the oath as “execute the office of president of the United States faithfully” and Obama followed suit.
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It Is All His Fault!
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2009 18:46 -0400The Brits are scared... very scared
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