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Dick Bove Angry, Takes It Out on Citi Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 21:25 -0400
Ladenburg analyst Dick Bove (who understandably underestimated the stupidity of the Treasury and on Sept. 12 stated his belief that "Banc of America will win the auction for Lehman Brothers.") has just whacked his target price for Citi from $14 to $6, and is projecting a 2009 loss of ($1.45), a whole buck lower than consensus estimates.
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Greenwich Planning & Zoning Commission To Deal With 26-Toilet Issue Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 16:19 -0400Olga Kogan, wife of Russian billionaire Valery Kogan, is again asking the Greenwich P&Z commission for permission to add a more reasonable, 21,000 sq. foot, 15-toilet anex to their existing 21,127 sq. foot house at 18 Simmons Lane. The commission initially threw up on the original plans of an expansion 27,000 sq. foot house with 26 toilets.
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Layoff Watch: Hertz Laying off 4,000 Workers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 17:47 -0400
Hertz is firing a lot of very bored, airport rental lot operators. The heavily leveraged auto rental company (CDS in the 1250's last time we cared), is hoping firing a third of its workforce (as compared to August 2006) will make it profitable.
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If You Live in Cali, Dont Bet on That Tax Refund
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 22:10 -0400The Governator Wasn't Kidding. California is on the verge of bankruptcy. Looks like not only will the state have to pay with IOUs, or worthless pieces of paper as they are better known, for all state purchases, but apparently tax refunds will be delayed as well. First by 30 days, then, indefinitely.
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Wouldn't Be Fun Without Another Ponzi
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 18:20 -0400James Ossie of Alpharetta, Georgia's CRE Capital is the latest Madoff wannabe. Yawn, just $25 million. Nothing to see here. The guy isn't even on the run. Allegedly the company was marketed as "distinctive, high-end private investment company offering a progressive and low-risk, high-yield opportunities (sic) to investors."
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Cerberus Blaming Employees for Horrible Investments
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 21:58 -0400Cerberus is allegedly laying off 10% of its worldwide staff of 275 professionals. According to a spokesman "Any action we take will, of course, be consistent with the best interests of our investors." I wonder if those interests were consulted when the PE firm acquired Chrysler and/or the 51% stake of GMAC. Other PE firms performing actions consistent with investors' best interests include American Capital, Carlyle, Investcorp and 3i.
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Greenwich Planning & Zoning Commission To Deal With 26-Toilet Issue Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 16:19 -0400Olga Kogan, wife of Russian billionaire Valery Kogan, is again asking the Greenwich P&Z commission for permission to add a more reasonable, 21,000 sq. foot, 15-toilet anex to their existing 21,127 sq. foot house at 18 Simmons Lane. The commission initially threw up on the original plans of an expansion 27,000 sq. foot house with 26 toilets.
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Layoff Watch: Hertz Laying off 4,000 Workers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 17:47 -0400
Hertz is firing a lot of very bored, airport rental lot operators. The heavily leveraged auto rental company (CDS in the 1250's last time we cared), is hoping firing a third of its workforce (as compared to August 2006) will make it profitable.
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Citi Files Summary Terms of Its US Government Joint Loss Sharing Program
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 22:32 -0400For the full link to the 8-K, look here.
At this point on Friday we are too drunk to read thru this garbage.
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Death Watch: Is Southwest (LUV) in Much More Trouble Than Perceived? Few More Words on Contango
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 18:24 -0400
We like Southwest - cheap tickets, drunk passengers on the Vegas flights, hot passengers on others, sweet equity ticker... Yet something is fishy in the city of Dallas...
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Rick Bookstabber Implicated in Dr. Seuss Parody
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 22:24 -0400Bridgewater quant guru and author of A Demon of Our Own Design, Rick Bookstabber, has found an unexpected role in this curious take on Dr. Seuss' The Lorax.
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CNBC All Over 1998 Freeware MIDI Files
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 16:42 -0400Every time I hear the CNBC jingle for the Obama Coverage (1:15:04 on the countdown ticker - exciting) i expect to see Louis XIV. Did they get this jingle from some decade old MIDI file? Did someone actually make money "composing" this?
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At The Altar: YHOO MSFT Part 2?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 18:08 -0400Bloomberg, citing the uber-dependant "person", reports that Microsoft's manic-depressive boss Ballmer has met with Yahoo's Chairman Roy Bostock in New York. Preamble to new marriage bells? We will keep you posted.
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Citi Files Summary Terms of Its US Government Joint Loss Sharing Program
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 22:32 -0400For the full link to the 8-K, look here.
At this point on Friday we are too drunk to read thru this garbage.
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Death Watch: NYT About to Get George Romero Treatment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 05:37 -0400
I guess the expression "throwing good money after bad" hasn't quite made it to Tijuana yet. NYT reports that Carlos Slim is about to invest $250 million of 10 year 10% convertible preferred stock and that the New York Times board is meeting on Monday to formalize his investment.
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