This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
Boehner Folds On Folding, Cancels Resignation Press Conference
Just when you thought the idiocy couldn't get any more surreal, it does, courtesy of Reuters:
- BREAKING NEWS: House Speaker Boehner cancels press conference on resignation
Perhaps he was just dehydrated?
And just like that, "folding" Boehner folded one last time, ironically, on folding his Congressional Career.
»
- 18118 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
Meta-folding
He had the same "medical problem" suddenly strike him that Yellen was afflicted with.
Wonder when these guys are going to get out the heart attack gun and start eliminating people the old fashioned way.
Did he hit his head against the debt ceiling?
Boner origami
As this giant storybook joke unfolds... The plop thickens...
He can't even pull off his resignation...
I am beginning to think that the Pope heard his confession, was aghast at what was revealed, and as penance, told him to resign.
Then offered him a job as Official Vatican Crier.
Zealots love that shit.
Gossip has it the Pope told him to resign and get someone in there who has the Balz to stop the Nobel Piece Prize winner from droning moar Christian weddings in the ME!
If I had to list the great things John "crybaby" Borhner has accomplished over his illustrious career in politics I would have to plead the fifth.
rot in hell weeping cheetoh
maybe just canceled the press conference part but not the resignation part? ---maybe---I hope ----
He was too loaded. His staffers needed time to sobber him up!
Origami theatre.
I actually did want a press conference before I didn't want it
We retired some folks!
I'm glad to be able to wish Boner a hearty "fuck you". I know they're all a bunch of actors, but Boner's among my least favorite thespians. I can't wait to see what new shit show replaces this orange glow traitor.
When the going gets tough, the tough Cheetos go flaccid.
Understandable, it has to be really scary getting off the Federal Employee welfare wagon...High pay, Amazing FREE, lifelong benefits..very lucrative "career"...some of these fuckers never leave...they have to be carried out dead before they give up "Leading" the American people...
BYRD, Robert Carlyle, (1917 - 2010)
Elected to US Senate: 1959
Died June 28, 2010
Retired from the US Senate: June 28, 2010
Another commenter said Beohner will receive a $223,000 pension for life...only a FUCKEN PSYCOPATH would chose to keep "working" in DC instead of walking away with the cash.
"It ain't "Welfare", or "Big Government", or "Fiscally Irresponsible", or "Deficit Spending", or "Socialism"...as long as I'm the one getting the check"...no sir...I AM OWED THESE THINGS BECAUSE I PAID IN (a miniscule fraction of what I will withdraw)!"
"I have serious concerns with this budget, which demands hardworking American families and job creators turn over more of their hard-earned money to the government to pay for unprecedented spending increases...(that do not directly benefit me, my family, anyone I know, or anyone that has personally "Contributed" and/or "Lobbied" me for favors)"
$233k is chump change. In 20 years a bottle of water at Starfucks will cost that much.
Next step: unlive.
First step: unresign.
Next step: unlive.
Meta-folding...nah, just a CUCKservative
He is the proud father-in-law of an African male, the husband of his daughter, another IMMIGRANT success story.
Cuckservative Image Memes: The Kevin MacDonald Collection
Peter Brimelow former Executive Editor, Forbes magazine
Now that Alexander Hart and the force of history have overwhelmed my prudish objections and introduced the term “cuckservative” to VDARE.com’s refined readership, I might as well add that Kevin MacDonald has some savagely funny image memes in his powerful Occidental Observer essay The Cuckservative Phenomenon. As a student of Buckley and National Review, I was naturally amused...
Purging America’s White Male Heroes Patrick J. Buchanan September 14, 2015
In Canada they had a Ugandan immigrant giving a particularly virulent form of AIDS to white canadian women, and what a LONG list it was. Then in Idaho another African, a college student, gave AIDS to a shitload of White co-eds. The MEDIA has taught white women that black males are the BEST. While white males are the butt of jokes and ridicule, if they are of the J-Tribe they too are depicted as god-like, like the black.
“Man Arrested” (I. E. Nigerian Asylum Seeker) In ICELAND For Giving Women HIV
Shit, I already ordered the party balloons.
There's already a smear campaign underway against Boehner's potential replacement
http://tinyurl.com/or69qzr
One fucking posting on facebook is now a smear campaign? Do you stupid fuckers even take the time to sniff the bait before you swallow it hook, line and sinker?
"This isnt some damn game" says Boehner
This guy is like a fucking rash,you cant get rid of!
Maybe he was Jelly of all the attention the Pope was gettin...
Maybe he is too emotional to speak about it.......What a Circus!
I was thinking the same thing and he's basically the poster boy for GOP dysfunction.....
Pig circus.
You couldn't make this shit up.
Drunk off his ass, crying in a corner.
Drunk off his ass, crying in the a corner, and watching Patti Duke on Valley of the Dolls last night on Turner movie channel. He's trying to score some Dolls before he contemplates the next step.
Mumbling to himself... Gotta get off, gotta get off of this merry go round
Some one takes care of these clownies, Insider trading is not against the law that the 535 Peoples representation have to be subject to.
"Hello, I must be going . . . "
He just doesnt want to cry. He still resigns.
These people are just fucking retarded. And we wonder why the world laughs.
Yellin mumbling last night, Boner packs it in today and I just listened to Nancy Pelosi speak about the Pope and Climate Change.
Now I don't feel well.....
Haha, tuned in just as she mentioned something about "our home planet" and blah blah. WTF? Has she been visiting other planets on the taxpayers' dime?
So surreal now. Nothing surprises.
He can't even get a press conference right?
someone forgot to bring along his 1/5 of bourbon for the kick start.
We lost all control
Good lord. Did he have a stroke? Or are his eyes to puffy?
He had a consultation. With Pelosi.
he got a visit from the same guys who beat up Harry Reid. he can't come on camera because of an unfortunate tanning bed accident.
There's an epidemic of that going around.
But it's closer in composition to a pharmaceutical psychotic break.
Hmmm......
Check the Branch Water.
People saying this will help avoid a .gov shutdown - duh - no - the Planned Parenthood funding shutdown and budget crisis battle is ON.
Credit Trump for making it clear to the GOP that Boehner and the do-nothing GOP rhinos have no support whatsoever from their voters.
mmmm, mmmm, good.
HEK 293
http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2013/07/comprehensive-list-of-companies-that-uses-aborted-fetal-cells-as-flavor-2452716.html
http://collectionofawesome.com/2012/01/25/south-park-christopher-reeve-s...
To clarify, the links says cells are used to test the flavor enhancers, not used in products humans consume.
I am not advocating the use of fetal cells or abortion or planned parenthood, but all you pro-lifers are welcome to downvote this comment anyway.
The problem is the voters don't think they have anyplace else to go. Let me make a suggestion; take the consent you have mistakenly given to the State and leave. Your support lends credibility to the empire.
The US Government, Inc. is not a government of the people. It is a political body which, if you are a registered voter, you are a member of. It doesn't matter what the laws of this voluntary society are because what ever they are, by agreement, you must obey unless you leave. It has little to nothing to do with the American Constitution or your state Constitutions. Those Constitutions are there to protect the People. The corporate government is something you must knowingly volunteer to be a part of which removes you from most of the protections of the Constitutions. Oh, you didn't know! Why did you sign up without reading the contract? Oh, I see, you weren't told there was a contract but you signed anyway because you thought it was "required" of everyone. No, being a signer of the contract was not required except if you wanted to join the corporation.
Just my take on membership in the matrix.
Three guys, each with a bat, plus one car with tinted windows. And straight to the airport for that chartered plane.
How can the man simply walk away from such a long, successful string of surrenders? I'd be having second thoughts too
Perfect
Maybe he's checking himself into Spin Dry.
Hey John - Quit today - enter a 6 month rehab - then go quietly into retirement and enjoy your healthy & sober years ahead.
Looks like the Deep State added an extra couple of zeroes to Boehner's bank account!
So... should we start a pool to guess who's gonna pay? FirstEnergy Corp looks promising.
http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cycle=2016&cid=N00003...
This Benedicked Arnold has gotta be so bombed outta his mind- $10 says his next presser includes him announcing his scheduled sex change and campaign for president with Brucile Jenner as running mate! Im long Wild Turkey futures.
Sure enough he's checking with former Governor McGreavy now.
"Explain to me one more time, how does one go about resigning AND coming out at the same time?"
Microphone in right hand and severed appendage in left hand.
works , even on twitter.
Benedict Arnold was not paid by the pre US.gov for the service of supplying troops and victories.
Find another reference, pinhead.
Just goes to show you that "you can run, but you can't hide" can still produce results.
Maybe he couldn't stop crying. He wanted to start during it to really sell the story. Or maybe he's too orange.
Give that man a good dose of Valium and send him in front of the cameras.
These guys make the Three Stooges seem thoughtful and lucid by comparison.
Maybe he'll have his face skin replaced with chamois leather to better absorb his tears (and the occasional scotch spill).
is all this bullshit the reason the Dw is up 200 plus this morning..........?
MOTHER FUCK OFF ASSHOLES...
Yes. He'll leave us debt slaves with another couple of Trillion dollars of debt before he leaves.
he was afraid of an earthquake caused by the roar of hoot'n, hollar'n & clap'n on his departure.
nice change from the mutual masterbation cheer circle jerk they give themselves & illustrious dignitaries like the jesuit.
If he wanted more drama, maybe he could start wearing mascara, and then give Tammy Faye Baker a run for her money?
he probably couldn't compose himself. jebus what a weak pos.
They ran outta towels, reschedule the weepfest.
The bar is open !
When the going gets tough, the tough Cheetos go flaccid.
So Goldman told him to resign, then cancel press conference?
Cant even quit with competence.
No take backs boner.
You said, and there are enough witnesses to make it stick. The NYT and the snake Paul Ryan make it binding.
Boehner goes soft
He'll fold on that too until people can't remember what the charade was all about to start with. Who cares anyways.
Forgot he had a tanning appointment at the same time.
John was such a busy man..maybe he just quit so he could spend more time watching the World Series or his favorite football games...anyway he will have a very nice retirement package awaiting him..thanks to the American taxpayers...stop...now I am beginning to cry..
Boehner's sucking obama's cock in the oval office went overtime. oopsie!!!
Somebody unplugged him early because he's a furking hologram
Is this for real? I haven't seen any other news agency suggest Boehner has reneged on his announced decision to resign.
Maybe he wants to bend us all over one more time before he gets forced out.
So, are we go or no go for resignation?? WTF?
I thought the House had initiated a vacate the chair move. Where's that going now?
Get him out, get ALL of 'em out.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/25/rep-meadows-thanks-bo...
I will admit seeing Boner and fold in the same headline caused me some discomfort :) ouch
And the rest of the RNC can't understand and digust and disdain the base has for the leadership. Dumber than a box of hammers. Leave right now Boehner, don't wait, don't pass go, get directly to a nice little tappy back home and settle in for the long haul. When the reset manifests itself, we will come looking for you.
DRUNK!
He'll make 10x more as a lobbyist.
Yep.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Petraeus#Activities_in_retirement