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In New Audio, Video ISIS Says "We Downed" Russian Plane, Threatens Putin With Bowie Knife From Front Yard

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The thing about the ongoing “war” on terror is that it seems to get more surreal by the day and indeed, the videos, pictures, and claims that emanate from ISIS’ media arm are at times so outlandish, violent, and outright bizarre that quite a few observers have questioned how they can possibly be authentic. 

There was the clip purporting to show members building flying landmines out of condoms for instance and let’s not forget the nearly hour long video (that at times appeared as though it walked right out of a high school social studies class) explaining why ISIS intended to wean the world off of fiat money and transition back to the gold dinar.

And of course no critique of ISIS propaganda would be complete without mentioning their uncanny ability to produce Hollywood-esque murder montages violent enough to make Quentin Tarantino blush (a few installments back, ISIS filmed the drowning of a handful of “spies” and judging from the video, high quality underwater video cameras are something you regularly come across in the Syrian countryside).

Finally, in what has to be considered the silliest terror-related story of the year, al-Qaeda was out this week calling ISIS leader Bakr al-Baghdadi a “feeble, failure person." ISIS responded by calling al-Qaeda a bunch of “donkeys.” If you want to understand just how surreal the whole thing is, look no further than the following picture (note that everyone looks to be wearing white, high top Nikes):

Well, the story took a further turn for the ridiculous on Wednesday after IS Sinai, apparently aggravated by claims that their video of an exploding plane doesn’t actually depict the destruction of the Russian passenger jet that crashed in the Sinai Peninsula last Saturday, released an audio message to confirm that they did indeed “down” the plane and that they’ll prove it when they’re good and ready and not a minute prior. 

Some highlights:

  • "We downed Russia plane, so die in your rage."
  • "Bring your black box, and do your analysis...prove we didn't down it...we will reveal the way at the time we wish."
  • "We are the ones who downed it thank to God and we are not forced to reveal how we downed it."

The group says that for now, the proof is that the attack coincided with the one-year anniversary of IS Sinai's pledge of allegiance to Baghdadi (Ayman al-Zawahiri's "feeble, failure person") but the dates appear to be questionable. 

Whatever the case, it doesn't seem to have occurred to IS Sinai that they are asking the world to prove a negative. 

Meanwhile, the home office in Raqqa is out praising the supposed "downing." In a new video, five ISIS members praise the actions of their "Sinai brothers" and then go the extra mile by directly threatening Vladimir Putin. The video:

Here's a screenshot for your amusement:

And yes, that is an actual still shot from the video.

Five guys sitting in the front yard waving a bowie knife at The Kremlin. 

There you go Moscow. Your move. 

 

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Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6748428 Billy Sol Estes
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Shot on location in Langley, Va

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:00 | 6750144 omniversling
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 I searched 'gardens in CIA buildings Langley Virginia'. I had no idea that there was a CIA Campus! This is a great read, and a very flattering picture of Allan Dulles laying a foundation stone. Not big on garden pics, but there is one.

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2008-feature...

I think it may be here, just across town (Courtesy of Mount Vernon Ladies' Association ):

http://www.gardenvisit.com/garden/mount_vernon_estate_gardens

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:04 | 6748566 Son of Captain Nemo
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Where did they find the green grass, flowers, bushes and a picket fence?

Same place that did this 26 years before!  Back then the terrorists were clean shaven when they gave the "thumbs up"!

By the way that fella is still very much alive if you can believe it!  Sure speaks volumes about the Country that protects him and his kind!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:56 | 6749339 bid the soldier...
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It's George Bush's place in Kennebunkport 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:18 | 6748345 silverer
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If you look closely, I think they are growing crosshairs...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:19 | 6748349 Monetas
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Golan Height's wild honey .... has a special nutty flavor .... with hints of old sandals .... the bees come across an occasional Hamas cadaver ?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:23 | 6748371 yomutti
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 Well Vlad-o shouod be able to handle the guy with the knife.

 

THe crashing Russian economy may be more of a challenge for him :)

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:24 | 6748373 Burticus
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Judo (& chess) master Putin will stuff that knife up his @$$.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:56 | 6748531 css1971
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You realise that "ass" (a type of donkey) is an 18th century American euphemism for the saxon word "arse" and that you're too prudish to even spell the word ass?

Have you any idea how silly that looks to those parts of the english speaking world which continue to use "arse"?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:03 | 6749373 dark pools of soros
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whats the history of cunt?

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:51 | 6749550 Sirius Wonderblast
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Some etymologists suggest from Latin (in particular neo-Latin), others from Old German.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 19:31 | 6751036 Moe Howard
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It's the latin root word for "Obamao".

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:24 | 6748374 taketheredpill
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While my guitar gently weeps... (2nd from left)

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6748406 One And Only
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I love how ISIS embraces technology created by whites and Christians and Jews: internet, electricity, light bulbs, the combustion engine, computers, tv, accessing the internet, cell phones etc, etc. 

They really love the shit we make.  

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:04 | 6749382 dark pools of soros
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Allah, God Willing, gave them all those things

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:33 | 6748417 OneHorseCarriage
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Pardon me, but the boys in the still look like ragheads from Minneapolis.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6748420 Itch
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For a second there I thought that was The Young Ones.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6748423 Billy Sol Estes
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I thought the teaser photo was about the new Duck Dynasty season coming up. Just as comical though.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:42 | 6748467 semperfi
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looked to me like a pic from Woodstock

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:41 | 6748459 Son of Captain Nemo
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They all look so, so, so... "Western"!....

In the picture of the five above is the one second from the left a "love child" of George Harrison turned MI6?...

"My sweet Lord"!!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:47 | 6748490 ILike2Watch
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Holy cr@p they captured Jesus (second from left), took him to a night picnic and now are trying to sell steak knives!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:47 | 6748491 cn13
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Those "ISIS" fighters look like a bunch of corn-fed Midwesterners in very bad makeup.

Those beards look so fake it is comical.

This is the best cover story the CIA could come up with?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:51 | 6748501 css1971
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They would shit themselves if Putin was standing there.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:52 | 6748507 ToSoft4Truth
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Two words

 

acdc-big balls

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:53 | 6748519 fredquimby
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"We are the ones who downed it thank to God and we are not forced to reveal how we downed it."

"But if you push us, we will reveal we used a stinger dropped by the americans last week."

Sinai is at 6,500ft altitude + the 26,000ft a stinger can reach and you have the 33,000 that the plane was at. So all the big talk by the Experts and Govt. officials of "They have no weapons capable of this" is utter bollocks.

No idea why I can't un-itallic this, but there you go.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:52 | 6749324 bid the soldier...
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One of the commandments that Moses left behind.  Nobody knew what it meant.

"Thou shalt not fire a stinger into the milk of its mother."

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:04 | 6750158 omniversling
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That is an asute observation FQ. Tried to upvotee you but your button's are not active..

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:47 | 6750750 Tall Tom
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He is so INEPT that he used the BLOCKQUOTE OPTION without realizing it. Complete unawareness.

 

He has been here for OVER FIVE YEARS?!?

 

You also are INEPT in that you do not now how to use the features on the comment board.

 

And you have been here for OVER FOUR YEARS and do not understand this?

 

What a couple of DULLARDS!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:00 | 6748521 Lostinfortwalton
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It kind of reminds me of a Beatles album cover. Beatles, meet the Spetsnaz.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:56 | 6748529 Yttrium Gold Ni...
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The only thing missing in that screenshot is fire and marshmallows. Those "guys" are so pathetic they don't deserve frontpage news.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:56 | 6748530 Mike Masr
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Useless maggots that will get "dirt naps" from Putin!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:59 | 6748535 Bastiat
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Makes me think of the Soggy Bottom Boys.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:58 | 6748541 Son of Captain Nemo
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THIS is what happens to you when you go bankrupt, morally, ethically, financially and your government is completely turned over to a set of clandestine agencies that your taxpayers time and again are only too "proud" to keep paying for to it's END!!!'

That's All Folks!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:05 | 6748567 Lostinfortwalton
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Well, the photo frightened some Ivy Leaguers stiiting at their desk at Langley. No, wait! Those are the Ivy Leaguers on their last "bonding' outing in the Hamptons.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:07 | 6748575 Son of Captain Nemo
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"."

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:24 | 6748903 o r c k
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Hey, these are John McCains friends.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:04 | 6748565 Oldballplayer
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What is the over under on these guys getting their throats cut?

My guess is 72 hours if they stay in Syria.

If they take them back to Vlad, i give them another day or so.  He will probably want to take the weekend so he can take his time and enjoy it.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:05 | 6748571 Glass Seagull
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chechens?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:23 | 6748897 L Bean
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They just hire whoever the Tsarnaevs friended on Facebook. 

 

"Im-a gonna make-a you an offer you cannot refuse"

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:07 | 6748578 Lostinfortwalton
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The guy second from the left was just denied trenure at Yale.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:08 | 6748581 farflungstar
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what a bunch of assholes

And AmeriKa supports them? With a straight face?

Suddenly we're a too big to fail version of israel.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:09 | 6748588 xavi1951
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Do they celebrate Halloween?  The costumes and the candy make me think they do.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:11 | 6748597 xavi1951
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BTW  Those are not poppies from California.  They only get 10" to 12" tall.  Looks more like a rock rose.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:16 | 6748617 Debugas
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investigators say there was an explosion in the engine

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:38 | 6748701 Lostinfortwalton
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Are you referencing an earlier Russian Boeing 737 crash that killed 80?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:17 | 6748624 bankonzhongguo
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I thought I was looking at an old photo of Creedence Clearwater Revival.

And this is the MEME of the Herr Hillary's Doctrine - The Terrorist Next Door

Hopefully it is clear to people that the so-called 'Muslim refugee invasion of Europe" is a well organized logistical program.

Think of it in these terms. Pretend 1 million economic refugees in California - people with no money and no transportation - wanted to move to Washington DC.

Then one morning you find the newz abuzz with waves of wandering zombies on the Washington Mall without anyone showing you one photo of how any of those people made it across the continent unnoticed.

That's because the government and its NGOs had a plan far more effective than evacuating refugee post Katrina NO from start to finish - except the finish is supposed to be chaos.

And that's the program - to import as many Muslims into Europe AND America, resettle these guys in enclaves in Tier 3 towns and hamlets and let them perk 5-10 years - just like the Muslim quarter in Paris where the police don't go.

You see the idea of framing "domestic terrorism" in terms of angry white guys at Walmart does not justify the trillions of state control measures budgeted - there is no threat.

Now you have Obama and the SPLC/DHS actually importing high threat level people into these countries in an effort to fully justify the disaster capitalism to enhance all this corporate fascism.

The Inner Party of the Democratic Party only mechanism for survival is to stay in power - draw a moat around themselves, call any threat a racist/sexist/antisemite and have the police carry out a methodical plan to eliminate any emerging political opposition. And they have Google on their side.

These "Muslim extremists" will begin to morph into Joe Six Pack and his buddies or the local Kiwanis Club.

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:34 | 6748690 Johnny Horscaulk
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Well then - best not to fall into trap of hating and working in opposition to these Muslims as our masters hope and expect then, wot?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:17 | 6748626 Chairman
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When he was younger, the middle one played dueling banjos in the movie "Deliverance".

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:19 | 6748632 God is The Son
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Al-CiaDa Actors.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:23 | 6748645 mass1q
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I try to guess: does this video come from SITE Intelligence group? It probably happened that they "found" it somewhere surfing the web...

It looks like the usual Israel-fabricated ISIS propaganda, Russia is officilay under NWO agents attack, they will try to assasinate Putin

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:27 | 6748666 jjsilver
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They look so like "the boy next door," time to refocus on those domestic terrorists, now everyone is a terrorist, except the terrorists.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:31 | 6748675 Johnny Horscaulk
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Im pretty sure two of those guys used to wait tables at Peter Lugers.

But they were gonna make it, damnit, they said...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:32 | 6748680 Johnny Horscaulk
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'The innocence of desperate actors'

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:50 | 6748746 cordial savage
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Not an impressive-looking boy band.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:52 | 6748752 Johnny Horscaulk
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So bad, the creators must *want* it to be so obvious.

The media of course will be wholly uncritical.

Thats the message to us.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:53 | 6748755 BitchezGonnaBitch
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Those 5 mopey losers in the still are giving emos a bad name... They look like I could take them all down with a snow shovel in a oner. ISIS - bringing a knife to a Mi-24 fight...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:59 | 6748783 Able Ape
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For long-range assassinations, forget the Barrett .50 sniper rifle - use a Bowie knife!!  Ya just need to throw it 2000 yds. and be able to adjust for windage - silent but DEADLY - like one of Barry's farts...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:03 | 6748805 jesus_loves_you
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Another boy band.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:21 | 6748890 L Bean
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For once we're on the same wavelength, Jesus. I just posted about a boy band too.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:56 | 6749055 MoHillbilly
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From left to right

A: Average boy next door

B: Poet /Philosopher

C: Front man / Sex Symbol

D: Tough guy

E: Party guy 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:59 | 6749071 L Bean
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Ugh why do I always pick the "Party Guy". It never fails. Even amongst Terrorists™!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:11 | 6748835 Dickweed Wang
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With all the different "looks" those guys have the caption under the last picture should read "The Beatles through the years" . . . .

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:14 | 6748854 TheGuru
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What worries me is the "Snoopers Charter", Rise in BTC and all the alarming number of Tails downloads. These guys just need to get laid and chill the fuck out.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:17 | 6748857 L Bean
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 Black Flag, White Shoes, White Hats, Toy-o-tas

Yeaaah, the boy's a Timebomb.

(to the tune of punk-boy-band Rancid's hit "Timebomb")

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:18 | 6748868 o r c k
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Marigolds. a fruit tree and the species of grass. A Russian Botanist could narrow this down to a small area. These guys will not grow old.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:23 | 6748899 Savyindallas
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Those men are walking dead. Russian special ops will take that same Bowie knife and cut off their nuts and stuff them down their throat. Their heads with their nuts hanging out will be hung on lamp posts 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:26 | 6748910 dch047
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Things just get stupider and stupider. And so do the people who believe anything after 9/11.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:26 | 6748911 L Bean
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The little one on the end is just dreamy.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:27 | 6748915 the grateful un...
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Crocodile Jihadee

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:27 | 6748918 danepol
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Nice mugshots. Thanks suckers.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:32 | 6748929 LostAtSea
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The only explanation for these ridiculous ISIS photos, and pitiful lack of US repsonse to ISIL, is that ISIS *is* CIA. Those clowns in the photos must be CIA operatives, or hired actors. This whole war between Russia and ISIS is a thinly veiled proxy war between US and Russia. At some point, Barry will throw in the towel, say fuck it, take off the masks and go full hot on this war.

Not good times.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:36 | 6748935 Johnny Horscaulk
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& Mossad, with lots of Saudi cash and weapons and intel, and lots of Turkish assistance in terms of the rat line.

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v36/n08/seymour-m-hersh/the-red-line-and-the-rat-line

ISIS is just a label for US/Israeli-backed terrorist proxies.

And there's no convincing reason to believe there is only 1, with a hierarchical governance. 

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:43 | 6751999 Freddie
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Hired actors from Seatlle.  Nirvana and Foo Fighters fan bois.  They play ISIS in between raves, hackey sack games and skateboarding.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:02 | 6748931 Johnny Horscaulk
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'America's latest actions are a desperate move sought by an increasingly hysterical political and corporate-financier establishment in Washington and on Wall Street. Recent hearings conducted by the US Senate Committee on Armed Services have struggled to produce a credible response to America's unraveling criminal conspiracy aimed at Syria, particularly in the wake of Russia's recent intervention. The committee and witnesses brought before it, have struggled to formulate a response - however - no-fly-zones and US troops on the ground have been discussed at length. It is a poorly calculated bluff. The presence of US special forces and US airpower operating illegally in and above Syria, meant to deny Syria access to its own territory will take time to implement. The official number of US special forces being sent into Syria is said to not exceed 50. Syria and its allies could insert an equal or larger number of forces into these same areas to essentially create a "safe zone" from "safe zones." Bringing America's illegal actions before the UN would also be a sound measure ahead of potential confrontations with US forces operating uninvited in Syria. The premise that ISIS must be fought and defeated by striking them in Iraq and Syria is betrayed by America's own admission that the organization has already spread far beyond the borders of either nation. ISIS is clearly not supporting itself on the limited resources found within either country. Were the US truly interested in stopping ISIS, it would strike at its sponsors in Ankara and Riyadh. Of course, it was clear, well over a year ago, that the appearance of ISIS would be used intentionally to accomplish US geopolitical objectives in both Syria and Iraq, serving as a pretext for wider, long-sought after direct Western military intervention.'

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:04 | 6749100 optimator
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None of all this stuff bothers me, our President will take care of everything as he and his "advisors" have planned and nothing will change.  By the way, does anyone know how too rent or own one of those abandoned missile silos in the Mid West?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:33 | 6748936 the grateful un...
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real terrorist only need plastic knives, and box cutters

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:49 | 6749017 L Bean
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Don't forget their passports, or how would they be identified?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:34 | 6748940 Nostradumbass
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Jeez... those guys look like a 70's garage band from California. Jihadists? Really?
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:41 | 6748967 ohcanada
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Clearly, the process of Transmogrification first demonstrated in the drama documentary "Team America World Police" was no joke. It is real technology and it realy does work - bloody hell 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aUvhMJJ8--/bam2tzwtb...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:51 | 6749027 Raul44
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Those 5 in the photo are clearly whites, beards are artificial. Not a single one of them is muslim. We know who you truly are, suckers!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:54 | 6749042 Johnny Horscaulk
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Is that...

is that fucking Joey Fatone?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Fatone

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:57 | 6749064 hannah
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everytime i try and watch the video i get an error message that says...'infadel. your flash player is out of date. praise be to alla. death to america'....?

how do i get the updated player....?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:01 | 6749082 Johnny Horscaulk
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Ask Rita Katz. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:28 | 6749199 bid the soldier...
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HELLO?

it doesn't seem to have occurred to IS Sinai that they are asking the world to prove a negative.

FIFY

it doesn't seem to have occurred to the CIA that they are asking the world to prove a negative.

The CIA seems to think by having IS Sinai insist they blew up the Russian plane that the blame is deflected off of Langley. HO HO HO
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:10 | 6749399 .300WinMag
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It is deflected. 

 

The muppets aren't in here reading this with you and me. When the next Gulf of Tokin event occurs, they'll wrap themselves in the flag and volunteer to kill and be killed.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:55 | 6749568 bid the soldier...
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No no no.  Russia, like China, can handle a certain amount of sabotage with out reacting.  The West knows if it goes too far there will be a joint nuclear pre-emptive strike.

There certainly won't be a conventional war in the Levant while the Mariinsky is performing at Lincoln Center.

Tit for tat is so last year.  Putin is done with it.  Blowing up trains, planes and armories is not something intelligent nations do any more. It's very World War I.

No, if the West continues it's foreign policy of sanctions and sabotage and murder  --  is there any doubt in your mind now who murdered Boris Nemtsov?  --  The Russian-Chinese duumvirate will execute plans that have been on the books these last 25 years.

The last thing the Jewish or Goyish neocons of America want is a Nuclear War.  Upsetting all their travel plans and vacations.  Not to mention giving up the the reservations for their bi-monthly table at Peter Luger. 

And the Negro probably doesn't want a nuclear war, either, but what he wants and doesn't want is totally irrelevant.  

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:36 | 6749244 patrickhenry61
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The second guy from the left looks like Al Pacino. So this video was done in some CIA/FBI/DOT/Dept. of Health Hollywood studio. I'm sure technical advice was given by Dick Cheney. And was funded by the Illuminati/Rothstein/Freemason/Rotary Club/Knights of Columbus cabal. That's what that radio guy Phallus Jones said the other night.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6749371 Phat Stax
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'tards.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:10 | 6749400 Jacksons Ghost
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These goofs are what this is all about? As if anyone on ZH had any doubts; This is what patsies look like.

These guys could maybe organize a soccer game, but that is about it.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:48 | 6749851 Irishcyclist
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If an ideological grouping such as Nazi Germany could not overcome the Russian Bear, it will be well nigh impossible for a bunch of knife wielding islamic faggots to put even a minor dent in Russia.

The Russkies could eviscerate ISIS easily and without enduring heavy casualties.

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:57 | 6749884 Heyoka
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The ghost of Jim Bowie says leave me the fuck out of this. "Bowie knife" That's quite telling.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:57 | 6749885 css1971
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That's a boy band, not a terrorist organisation.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:03 | 6749902 Moccasin
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The so called terrorists still run around in US/Western branded sneakers, drive Toyota trucks (directly linked to the US State Department and the Aussie lackies), they use Youtube (a Google product which deletes their accounts), they love twitter, facedork, never attack Israel, Turkey or Jordan... they have never bombed a US plane and have had years to do so,  yet, just a few weeks after Russia kicks some ass they blow up a Russian passenger jet. Hello Langley, Earth calling the CIA, hello, hello; stop your stupidity, its obvious!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:33 | 6750029 Republi-Ken
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WAIT A MINUTE.

ZERO HEDGE & DYLER TURDEN SAID

ISIS DEFEATED AND ON RUN 

FROM 1 DAY OF PUTIN BOMBING.

THEN HOW CAN ISIS TAKE OUT A RUSSIAN JET?

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 19:01 | 6750846 cmkinusn
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Because Russia hasn't started bombing Iraq, Egypt, Libya, or Turkey yet. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:14 | 6750215 marcusfenix
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dear IS Sinai,

not sure your knife waving threat was very convincing or that it gave any further credibility to your claim of bringing down a Russian civilian airliner.

let me take a moment to remind you of a few logistical issues you may wish to consider in regards to executing said threat.

bear in mind the following-

Vladimir Putin, the man you issued the threat against is the President of the Russian Federation thereby making him one of the best protected persons on the planet.

he also happens to be the commander in chief of the Russian armed forces which means he has over 1 million service members, tens of thousands of tanks, APC's, IFV's, artillery systems, surface to surface missile batteries, MRLS's, electronic warfare batteries, several thousand combat aircraft including air superiority fighters, multi role fighters, ground attack aircraft, super sonic bombers, sub sonic bombers and attack helicopters and well over 100 naval war ships and subs at his disposal.

not to mention enough nuclear warheads to end all life on earth.

you have...

a boy band and a knife.

lastly even if one or more of you were to come face to face with the man keep in mind he has a high level of mastery in several different martial arts and is a former KGB agent.

and believe me those guys know some shit.

so the likely out come of such an encounter would be Vlad walking away with a new knife and IS Sinai in need of up to five new recruits.

just some thoughts to ponder,

warmest regards,

marcusfenix             

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:24 | 6750263 ZIRPY
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You should also point out that the Russians aren't restrained by the tenets of Political Correctness that paralyzes much of the West.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 03:42 | 6752643 Peterus
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They are commiting some very strange new type of a suicide.

And yea, probably would even lose in unarmed combat with the man himself with 5 to 1 advantage. There are some very hardy Afghans or Iraqis in Al-Kaida. Guys that are not huge but very tough and probably pack sledgehammer punches. Men that were hammered by life into unkindly looking, rough but sharp nails. But these guys? They look like Egyptian hipsters. Beard instead of hard training. Well chosen clothes instead of experience of actual combat. Guys that could be mediocre gangster. What are they looking for on the field of battle against enemies that expect them? It's a bizzare world we live in.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:38 | 6750651 california chrome
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Looks like Merkel's migrants subsidized to chase housing, food stamps, social and welfare benefits in Germany.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 19:29 | 6751027 roadhazard
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Welcome to the Mid East, Pootin.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 19:34 | 6751045 medium giraffe
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 19:44 | 6751102 Moe Howard
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Those bowie knifes any good against rockets and missiles and 500 lb bombs?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 20:18 | 6751319 DipshitMiddleCl...
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mossad agents

Thu, 11/12/2015 - 13:13 | 6751354 are we there yet
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They do not look very arabic, or rational.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 20:57 | 6751506 walmarde
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what is jesus doing there ?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 13:46 | 6754104 girlsunshine
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Seriuosly! Flash back 1971. Cast of Jesus Christ Superstar revisited.  They look like stoned white guys who just tumbled out of a VW van... the guy in the middle is a plant of a foreign guvment.  What isis has done to children and adults and everyone in between is beyond horrific and pure evil from the pit of hell and I will cheer their demise. I pray it is soon.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:01 | 6754177 girlsunshine
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On second thought after watching video and seeing how they are sitting in the sorority rush pose I am back at the the sorority house circa 1983. I expect togas and jello shooters for the next video.  This global cabal of TPTB has got to be stopped. How does an ordinary person make a difference anymore?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 23:14 | 6752112 Dan'l
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It's Vlad's move and based on the Russky track record in AfupyourAssistan, I don't see anything better from the Vladies. OblowMe has taken to cowering in a corner and spewing on himself and his mammy in law livin' large on the taxpayer in the WH, but no one cares about any of it. 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 23:14 | 6752115 Dan'l
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It's Vlad's move and based on the Russky track record in AfupyourAssistan, I don't see anything better from the Vladies. OblowMe has taken to cowering in a corner and spewing on himself and his mammy in law livin' large on the taxpayer in the WH, but no one cares about any of it. 

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 00:40 | 6752353 dsty
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thats a Rooskie in the middle

fitting.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 00:41 | 6752356 onmail1
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"how we downed it"

It is simple ; hire drug carriers , pay them money and the suitcase; they wont know whats inside; the plastic explosives can be shaped into anything; Let the suitcase go into the baggage hold; after 20 minutes boom.

Earlier there was C4 but Satan USA also has C20 ;
20 times

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 02:12 | 6752545 R19
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KILL IT WITH FIRE.

 

This video proves how fucked our world is.  A bunch of candy asses passing out candy and propeganda have overrun a sizeable part of a region.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 02:06 | 6752546 Flying Wombat
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ISIS’ Financial Sources

http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=533854

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 02:18 | 6752561 forputin
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Putin! We don't want to die because of your gas money! We don't care about Syria! get out of it! We don't want to die! Ou noooo! Putin stop! Leave Syria!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 03:27 | 6752627 steelrules
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These guys look Chechen.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 07:39 | 6752839 Leraconteur
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I am glad these lunatics said this.

These ISIL/ISIS/IS* fools have stepped in it now.

Russia won't hestitate or pull punches and they have the strongest regional military in the world that has actual battle experience winning (unlike China). Russia is unhindered by Political Correctness, etc.

The Russians will bomb these nut jobs back to AD609.

Good times.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 08:00 | 6752860 jcdenton
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I seriously doubt not one of those actors (all requiring sunblock 30) knows how to take the safety off an AK-47 ..

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 08:37 | 6752922 Formula382
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Where's the Toyota backdrop?  Looked like they were posing from the front lawn of the Broadmoore. 

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