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Chuck Norris: World War III Started Last Friday In Paris
If you know anything about Chuck Norris (or his alter ego Walker Texas Ranger), you know that he’s not one to take things lying down.
Just look at what happened over the summer when, after a number of Texans got worried about the US Spec Ops Command’s Jade Helm 15 “exercises,” Norris warned The Pentagon that the drills came “a little too close to the backdoor of [his] ranch.”
A few months later, after Norris became “exhausted” with Tehran’s nuclear “antics”, Walker suggested that if he were allowed to speak for and act on behalf of the entire international community, the Bahamas would never obtain a nuclear weapon, Iranian drug dealers would never be given a 90-day heads up to hide their stash, and most importantly, Iran’s nuclear ambitions would be "sniffed" out and "pre-emptive strikes" would be launched.
Well, in the wake of the Paris attacks, Norris is out with a new missive titled simply, “World War III?”
No, really. Just click the link, you'll see.
In it, we get a history lesson, a quantitative assessment of Islamic State’s power vis-a-vis other Sunni extremist groups, and all sorts of semantic shenanigans. Below, find some highlights and commentary.
First, Norris says this:
...if you weren’t convinced before, now you know what a disorganized World War III looks like from the six simultaneous Paris terror attacks by ISIS that killed at least 129 precious souls and injured more than 300 more. And to think just a year ago, President Obama called ISIS “a jayvee team.” In fact, on Friday morning just before the attacks in Paris, President Obama again minimized ISIS’ power as he shared on “Good Morning America,” “I don’t think they’re gaining ground. What is true is that from the start, our goal has been first to contain, and we have contained them. … We’ve [also] made some progress in trying to reduce the flow of foreign fighters...”
Whoops. Another misdirected miscalculation.
We’re not sure what a “misdirected miscalculation” is, and the word “convinced” doesn’t work with the phrase “now you know”, but Norris is correct that Obama had a rather unfortunate soundbite on Good Morning America and we think we understand what Chuck is trying to say. But just so we’re sure, let’s see if he can clear it up:
I believe these coordinated murder sprees in Paris may go down in history like the Nazis’ invasion of Poland on Sept. 1, 1939, as the spark that lit the fuse for a wider European involvement in World War II. Though apples and oranges in warfare, the impact of ISIS in Syria and Iraq is comparable to Hitler’s annexation of Czechoslovakia and Austria, which caused great concern and condemnation but not greater European revolt.
Ok, got it. ISIS taking territory in Syria and Iraq is a lot like Anschluss and the German occupation of Sudetenland. You see, late 1930s Germany was a rising industrial and military powerhouse capable of annexing entire states by decree. Much like ISIS, a ragtag group of desert bandits operating out of bombed out cities in the war-torn Middle East.
But hey, at least Norris admits their style of warfare is “apples to oranges.”
It took the closer invasion of Poland to provoke a military battle from France and Great Britain. So, I believe, ISIS’ attacks on Paris will prompt Western nations and others to coalesce against ISIS like never before, especially for those countries whose victims lie among the dead and injured.
Well, on that point we’d have to agree, although we think Chuck may be missing a thing or two when it comes to understanding the real motivation for Western troops going to Syria.
The expansion of ISIS’ footprint is undeniable. The jihadists possess a hundredfold the power of al-Qaida and, in their own estimation, are well on the way to Caliphate victory.
Yes, they “possess a hundredfold the power of al-Qaeda.” We would love to know how Norris calculated that and we’d also like to know what “well on the way to Caliphate victory” means. Does that mean the Caliphate itself is nearly victorious? Or does that mean ISIS is soon to be victorious in realizing its goal of creating a Caliphate? Because if it’s the former, well, of course they’re going to say that - we're sure that "by their own estimation", ISIS is a lot of things. If it’s the latter, we suggest Norris take a look at a map of some real historical Caliphates and decide how close he thinks ISIS is to realizing their goal.

In true Walker fashion, Norris goes out in a blaze of glory with four policy recommendations.
Number 1: Mr. President, we need you to quit sticking your head in the sands of cultural, military and religious ignorance and minimizing the power of ISIS. We need you to unleash the full force of the U.S. military and U.S. Intelligence to destroy it both domestically and abroad. We must triple the protection at all of our ports and borders. It is also imperative that nations around the globe join us in collectively stopping ISIS’ Caliphate.
Right. It is imperative that nations around the globe "join in collectively stopping ISIS", which is why it's so damn curious that Washington steadfastly refuses to cooperate with Russia and Iran on doing just that.
Number 2: We need the White House and major mainstream media to quit downplaying Islamic terrorism and playing politically correct cards by moving away from terms like terrorists and jihadists, and condoning Islamic extremism under the rubric of pacifying peaceful Muslims.
Yeah, really. What's with the lack of ISIS media coverage? Besides the fact that CNN has run nothing but ISIS coverage for 72 straight hours to the point that apparently, everyone other than Anderson Cooper and Erin Burnett just got to take three whole days off, and besides this...


...it's almost like no one cares.
Number 3: We do not need Washington to foolishly open its arms to Syrian refugees when we are in a war with ISIS. Are we naïve enough to believe that the jihadists aren’t packing the flood of Syrian refugees with their minions and importing their jihad into multiple nations around the world, including the U.S.?
Honestly Chuck, who knows at this point and since we've covered it on any number of occasions, we'll just leave it for now.
Number 4: One year from now, we absolutely need a new (Republican) president who rebuilds and expands the U.S. military and U.S. Intelligence, fighting Islamic jihadists like never before, before they succeed in coordinated acts of terror in the U.S. that make Paris and even Sept. 11 seem like Islamic child’s play.
Ah, yes and there it is. The obligatory political plug. Fair enough. Everyone is entitled to that every now and again we suppose.
The irony here is that Norris' premise may in fact be right. That is, what happened in Paris may very well be the spark that starts World War III and so on that point we have to give it to Walker: he seems to be drawing a plausible connection between Poland ca. 1939 and Paris 2015 although it's not at all clear that he fully appreciates what might well be going on behind the scenes.
If Norris is right and World War III did indeed start last Friday in Paris, the only question for ISIS now is this: will Walker be joining the fight?
Because if so, expect Raqqa to fall in about, oh, let's just call it 14 minutes...
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I think that everyone here that has made a dispariging comment re ISIS should be sent to senstivity training at Yale!
slap slap
We should invade Syria. Tactical nuke the joint
Hey Chuck it's all fake.
Chuck Norris is a paid HollyWeird actor. Fuck what he (it) says. AND THINK FOR YOURSELVES.
I wonder...Sylvester Stalone hid in Sweden for a few years when he got his draft notice to Vietnam;
But he sure makes a great Hollywood sound stage warrior meh
"I smell blood and
an era of prominent madmen."
W.H. Auden
Another Hollywood dipshit whom sycophancy has led to believe his lips drip pearls. Still, better than La Cacciolina and her lachrymosity.
Conchita Wurst... WTF is this thing?
Abaasoud aint no fuckin Belgian surname.
It's a fuckin sand nigger surname.
Norris is closer to correct. The author if this article is a doofus.
All these chootz with their viagra'd attitude toward war...using modern tech....
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2015/11/world-war-3-sans-gps-emp-taken...
I say bullshit, no more war you chootz, the peaceful people demand barbarian's be checked by conscience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JQkO7z47x4
Chuck Norris is an idiot. WW3 started in 1979, when the CIA launched Operation Cyclone.
As everyone knows, Russia and France have a long history of alliances. Well perhaps not everyone cares to read much. I didn't see anyone mention it here but did anyone notice that the US Fifth Fleet pulled back after the Russians started their business in Syria and the French sent in their aircraft carrier? That was symbolic although most Mericans might have missed it. Well, the Muslims didn't miss it and thus your attack on Paris. This is not about what was done ten years ago or 50 years ago but rather many centuries ago.
My Russian wife, who does not drink, announced to me that "World War III has started." What? She does not say things like that so it caught me off guard.
"Russia and France have a long history of alliances". Yes in 1812 Napoleon personally went to Moscow to "negotiate" their alliance.
The French have a long history of manipulating alliances to their interests just like everyone else.
If they keep saying the Belgian bearded bologna biter is the mastermind of the attacks... CIA Brennan will be peeved that someone else is getting HIS credit...
Brennan cant wait for retirement so he can grow a beard and get his Jihad on in public.
The Neo-cons must be all laying around limp and dehydrated............they've been jizzing all over themselves since Friday night. Mofo-ing war loving mofos.
Obama is a closet Muslim among other things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCAffMSWSzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkny3B97-fY
We are all causing the problem. This is what happens when you mix politics, government and religion. This is very large issue... It IS the issue. I have done my best to learn and I have. I have learned a great deal about myself in the process. I have never raised my fists although I have more ability to do so than almost anyone. None of it makes any sense. Pure hate will not get you anywhere.
As much as I hate the state, I do support space exploration. I like the private interests who are doing some things now to advance that goal. If everyone had a common goal we might not waste all of our resources fighting each other. There is an entire universe to explore. I won't see it and neither will you but it might be possible to do eventually. It sure seems a lot better option than fighting and killing each other. Killing each other is a waste of time.
I guess I really don't care how long you have all hated on one another because that just won't help. We can all be reasonable.
There is a major flaw with Chuckie Cheese's analysis; he overlooks the fact that IS, ISIS, ISIL & Al-CIAda are are Pentagon concoctions; therefore when the US Military attacks them, they are causing a rift in the Pentagon. Not to mention that the "well coordinated" attack in Paris was done by the same; Norris is only adding to the problem by not recognizing the fact that ISIL is funded, trained and armed by NATO/US.
Need proof; here directly from the President this past July. https://www.rt.com/usa/272470-obama-training-isis-slip/
The French need to understand that their government is where their anger needs to be, for they are part of NATO and owned by the US shadow fascist oligarchy, which allowed this "too" well coordinated attack.
Ah, the ZH editorial leans more and more towards not caring about editorials...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrerl8EwqH0 (note the date 9-11-2012)
CIA Agent Explains How Al-Qaeda Doesn't Existhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQQlQ66bVg
So he concludes we need another Republican president to protect us from further attacks here in the "homeland". Apparently, he thinks George Bush did a good job.
Keep it cereal ming!
Norris’s tirade are the ravings of an ignoramus who (obviously) has not bothered to read anything or critically study US foreign policy. The situation in the ME is not a Hollywood movie or video game with John Wayne going in and shooting all of the bad guys. Reality check- I suspect John Wayne and Chuck Norris would get their buts kick by these radical Islamic fighters. ISIS/ISIL/Daesh and related groups have been supported and trained by US/NATO (including France)/GCC for years and provided safe havens in Jordan, Turkey and Israeli occupied Golan Heights, to conduct attacks on Syria- kind of an enemy of my enemy is my friend approach. Unfortunately, at the end of the day, the enemy of your enemy is likely still your enemy. The goal of US/NATO/GCC has been to use ISIS and related groups to enact regime change in Syria and has not changed, Paris notwithstanding. I hate to break it to Chuck, but the current situation with ISIS started with Reagan’s decision to arm and train radical Islamic groups in Afghanistan, led by Osama Bin Laden, and Bush IIs invasion of Iraq, based on lies. The end result- 911 + taxpayer funded $ multi-trillion wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Yemen and Syria, which have evolved into military, political and economic disasters. If Chuck Norris truly wants to combat ISIS, he should first do his homework. He can begin by reading this piece from David Stockman (former Director of the Office of Management and Budget under President Ronald Reagan); Link: davidstockmanscontracorner.com/blowback-the-washington-war-partys-folly-comes-home-to-roost
Don't fuck with Chuck...
Two points, the use of Daesh is playing to the apologists tune, we do not call the Islamic republic of Iran something else, or the Democractic republic of Congo something other than democratic, so if they call themselves Islamic state lets call them that, it is not our responsibility to protect Islam.
Second point is that while true, that the US did fund the Islamic groups in Afghanistan, the point is that they did exist before the funding, the US did not create these groups, it just helped them along. Islam has been fighting away for hundreds of years, the British empire has dozens of examples where the locals were Islamic lead or inspired, I am not commenting on their validity in fighting the British, but the point that it was normal to see them Islamic lead rather then by another cause, Islam did not just pop up in the 1980's, its been alive and beheading for 100's of years.
Cuck Norris is a Glen Beck bot. Tune him out.
USSA and its cardboard cutout monkeys has gone from being terror scare number one to a sickening joke. Chukkk freaking Norris! Jeeeeeeez!
What next...Rambo Ruminates?
Maybe that actually makes sense. The guys in the ISIS video are actors - so why not pit them against other actors?
I dont see any announcements about him joining the armed services; Big mouth, NO action
Fuck Chuck!
Regarding #2, the media and state is not talking too much about the real news, they're intentionally trying to misdirect you.
All the news we hear is about how groups like ISIS do not represent real Islam, and that we need to bomb Syria to defeat them.
The fact is that they are Muslims who believe in a very pure version of Islam. And that they launched the attack using people mostly living in Belgium, not Syria.
Imagine Isis getting what it wants.....
An Islamic State where if you don't believe in the religion you are killed.....
What Muslim would accpet those terms?
Who would trade with them? What could they offer any sane Muslim?
I recall when Isis was pushed out of a city it controlled and when taken they found no one living in it.
A ghost town......that is Isis.
Walker Texas Ranger is a great example of a statist view point. Conservatives complain about political correctness but WTR is the epitomy of PC and governemt control.
Chuck Norris isn't somebody I would take history lessons from.
"Right. Chuck Norris is not some badass rugged individual gunslinger... hes an actor. His job is to trick you into thinking he is something that he is not through charisma and theatrics and acting. He's also a fundamentalist Christian and a creationist.
Tell him that to his face, even at his age,I am sure you would last maybe one second.( damn sure goes for Segal,he is an accomplished long range marksman and multliple black belt.)
"He's also a fundamentalist Christian and a creationist.As opposed to what?, an head chopping/machine gunning coward SOB,Islamic radical?,or an atheist?.Does his personal beliefs IN your OPINION make him not sane?,look in the mirror dude.
The dirty fucking isis muzzies must be slaughtered
ISIS taking territory in Syria and Iraq is a lot like Russia is taking territory in Ukraine. It's worth noting that Nazis and Russia/USSR invaded Poland at the same time, just beffore the WWII. So WWIII will involve Russia as a main antagonist. ISIS is a joke, they don't stand a chanse in a full scale war.