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Hannover Police Warn "Find Safety, Don't Stay In Groups" After Explosives Allegedly Discovered, Football Game Evacuated

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Update 6: As noted earlier, the package in the train station contained either a decoy or a bomb. And now the police, which blew it up, is unsure which. According to a police spokesman, "either it was a very professional decoy or an actual bomb."

For the sake of preserving public calm, let's just assume it was the former.

Update 5:  It appears the all clear may have been given early: the latest from HAZ, google translated:

The police confirmed the explosion. Apparently had noticed on the train before a suspect passengers. When she responded this, they fled. The alerted police investigated the abandoned package with explosives dogs, they beat on. In a subsequent X-ray examination was found that were in the packet cable, circuit boards, and a cell phone. Thereupon the experts to blow up controls the alleged bomb determined.

And then:

Now the police seeks to determine whether there was indeed a bomb or just a dummy. In addition, the police are still after the fugitive offender. Given the picture of surveillance cameras should be evaluated at the main station.

So was it a bomb or just a "circuit board, cables and a cell phone"? And who is this "fugitive offender"

Update 4:  HAZ reports that the Lanes 9 and 10 at the local train station has been reopened. HAZ adds that the disposal of the "unknown object" was successful and the object was rendered harmless.

Update 3: the current center of action is the train station where moments ago Germany's HAZ.de reported that a bomb disposal unit hs entered the train station.

Update 2: During a press conference, a German official says no explosives found and no arrests made in Hanover.  The German official, Pistoris, when asked if a bomb was found in an ambulance, would not confirm.

Update: AP is now reporting that second stadium in Hanover has been evacuated.

From The Telegraph

Two stadiums in Hannover have been evacuated amid bomb scares at a football match which Angela Merkel was due to attend.

 

The Germany v Netherlands football match has been cancelled and the stadium evacuated.

 

Reports suggest that a truck bomb was hidden in an ambulance, parked outside.

 

But 90 minutes before play was scheduled to start, and 15 minutes after the gates had opened, police announced to fans by megaphone that the game had been cancelled.

 

Volker Kluwe, the police chief in the city, told German public broadcaster NDR that the alleged threat involved the "detonation of explosives in the stadium."

 

Local trains were ordered not to stop at the stadium and other stops around the city.

 

The second venue is a concert hall in Hannover. Concert-goers had been waiting for the band Soehne Mannheims to play when they were told to evacuate the building. It is not yet clear why they are have been told to leave.

Latest (via kreiszeitung.de)

Four days after the terrorist attacks in Paris was canceled shortly before the scheduled kick-off in Hannover the international football match between Germany and the Netherlands. According to information from the local paper, an ambulance has been discovered with explosives.

 

In the field of the stadium in Hanover is a so-called troublemaker have been seen, which is known to the authorities. Security forces have also discovered an ambulance, which housed explosives

The officers at the roadblocks near the stadium now control also police cars and ambulance stations who want in the area. There are rumors that an emergency vehicle was loaded with explosives.

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Recent Update:

  • *HANOVER POLICE HAD WARNING OF PLAN FOR STADIUM EXPLOSION
  • *HANOVER POLICE SUPERINTENDANT COMMENTS IN TV INTERVIEW
  • GERMAN GSG9 ANTI-TERROR COMMANDO ENROUTE TO HANNVOER, BILD SAYS

*GERMANY-NETHERLANDS GAME CANCELED DUE TO `CONCRETE THREAT': WSJ

The soccer stadium in Hannover, Germany, is being evacuated and stadium loudspeakers say the game has been cancelled.

 

The stadium was hosting a match between Germany and the Netherlands. Many top German officials, including Chancellor Angela Merkel, were scheduled to attend the match to show they will not bow to terrorism.

On Friday, a match between Germany and France in Paris was the site of numerous explosions in a terror attack that killed at least 129 people throughout the city. One of the attackers reportedly attempted to enter the stadium with a ticket after the game had begun but was turned away. He then detonated his explosive vest.
In addition to the game in Germany, France and England are scheduled to play a friendly at Wembley Stadium on Tuesday afternoon.
 
However, Tuesday's scheduled match between host Belgium and Spain was cancelled on Monday amid security concerns, and many fans were worried that it might mean the disruption of Euro 2016 next year. Tournament organizers said earlier in the day (before the Hanover evacuation) that the event would go on, however.
 
We will update this post as news comes in.
As we detailed earlier,
Anxiety remains high across Europe. The Germany-Netherlands soccer exhibition match scheduled to be held in Hanover tonight has been canceled, city police spokeswoman Stephanie Weiss says by phone. While no reason was confirmed, DPA reported the discovery of a suspicious suitcase earlier (which police said posed no threat).

 

 

 

As DPA reported earlier,

Police sealed off the stadium for the friendly international between Germany and the Netherlands for half an hour Tuesday after the discovery of a suspicious suitcase.

 

The stadium and some roads in the area were closed before police said little over two hours before kick-off that the object posed no threat.

 

Extra police, many armed with automatic weapons, has been deployed for the game as security was beefed up after the terror attacks in Paris on Friday. All available police officers were being deployed in Hanover, a police spokeswoman said without giving further details.

 

The German football federation (DFB) had considered calling off Tuesday's match as Germany were playing France at the Stade de France north of Paris when the attacks occurred.

 

However federation and team officials agreed to go ahead with the friendly international in solidarity with France and the relatives and victims of the Paris attacks.

 

Chancellor Angela Merkel and several senior cabinet members are due to attend the match at the HDI Arena.

 

Several thousand tickets for the game remained unsold at midday and unlike previous internationals or Bundesliga games in Hanover few fans were seen in the city centre hours before the game.

But now:
  • *HANOVER POLICE SPOKESWOMAN CONFIRMS GERMAN-DUTCH GAME SCRAPPED
  • *HANNOVER STADIUM HOSTING GERMANY-NETHERLANDS EVACUATED, AP SAYS
 

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Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:23 | 6805525 trader1
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:26 | 6805541 debtor of last ...
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Football is war, bitchez.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:27 | 6805546 insanelysane
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They cancelled the game because they needed the stadium to house some of the "Syrian" refugees that Merkel invited.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:35 | 6805595 aliki
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"JV" + "contained" = this

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:25 | 6805843 Sparehead
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...also Obama on the golf course.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:40 | 6805617 Zero-Hegemon
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Time to break out the duct tape and plastic sheets? My wife started asking me about that again, but I told her I'm just not into that stuff.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6805706 Pure Evil
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Nothing wrong with a little erotic asphyxiation.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6805716 ToSoft4Truth
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Well, I wonder what color the Terror Code is at right now.

 

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:11 | 6805761 Winston Churchill
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Shocking peuce.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:13 | 6805780 kralizec
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Heh.  How obscure.  Well done, Sir.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6805910 IridiumRebel
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Fearful Futia?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:57 | 6806021 Zero-Hegemon
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Pick a shade: china, bone, eggshell, off, antique, super

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:41 | 6805628 Soul Glow
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All of your fun are belong to us!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:44 | 6805637 Lucky Leprachaun
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Celebrate diversity baby!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:46 | 6805648 ToSoft4Truth
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Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys play home games on Thanksgiving Day.

Don’t phone anything like the following into Stadium Security –

We Will Burn This Motherfucker Down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opV72gdb8yU

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:34 | 6805902 IridiumRebel
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Some of Dearborn's own will make the game, methinks.....

The beach head has been established.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:58 | 6806032 rejected
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With the way things are progressing it wouldn't be too surprising to see a situation like Matt Bracken's Enemies, Foreign and Domestic. Sure hope not....

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:31 | 6806165 cheech_wizard
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Might be the only thing to awaken the people.

Standard Disclaimer: Terrorists threats against pro football... Scramble the B52's to the runways...Time to bomb another sovereign country.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:57 | 6805694 MrBoompi
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The globalists will keep killing and terrorizing people all over the world until they have accomplished their goals.  It's much easier for them to strip us of civil liberties and our wealth if we are at each other's throats.  

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6805703 One And Only
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There are no mosques where I live. Can't recall seeing a muslim here. Never felt safer.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6805714 Pure Evil
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Where do you live?

At the South Pole?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:05 | 6805736 One And Only
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Believe it or not there are places where Muslims don't live...yet. 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:12 | 6805766 kralizec
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Must be a town where the only employment is the pork processing plant.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:24 | 6805838 surf0766
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I wonder if a nightly pork spray will keep them bugs away

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:32 | 6805890 kralizec
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Always carry bacon.  You can never have too much bacon.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:10 | 6805759 divedivedive
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Only churches/monasteries where we live - although I did see a family with yamakas this past weekend - very rare. Not a judgement - just an observation. There are also no black people (can I say that ? - I'm a white person - can I say that ?). But then again I can go weeks without seeing an American.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6805710 Shizzmoney
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All governments are loving this terror stuff.  So are the military and surveillance contractors.  They won't stop these attacks because doing so killstheir golden goose.  But they'll have no problem going after socialist labor groups, libertarian groups, and those who threaten the "elites" interest.

The NSA must be fist pumping every day with the way these scared governments are acting.   

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6805711 Lmo Mutton
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Where is the FBI?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:04 | 6805732 ToSoft4Truth
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Maybe following Bundy Ranch subversives. 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:08 | 6805744 One And Only
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Where is Obama? 

If this was black people getting targeted we'd be at war with boots on the ground already. Black lives matter. We actually have boots on the ground in Africa to fight Boko Haram.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6805810 Sudden Debt
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No, adults are handling this case.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:23 | 6805834 surf0766
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Overseeing the handing out of additional EBT cards in Chicago for the coming Christmas Holiday

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:02 | 6805718 Soul Glow
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RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:04 | 6805734 PoasterToaster
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Gladio.  Gladio.  Always Gladio.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:05 | 6805739 Shizzmoney
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How the fuck do "terrorists" get a hold of an ambulance?  Did they buy the thing on cars.com or something?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:22 | 6805821 Sudden Debt
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It's like a muslims personal transportation system.

They come in the city in a cop car and leave it in a ambulance.

Cops used to drive GTI's, we called those Grand Taxi Immigrands

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:22 | 6805827 surf0766
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ebay 2500

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:23 | 6805832 css1971
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In Germany they're often regular often vans with a bit of paint.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:07 | 6805746 venturen
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thanks Obama for leaving Iraq and allowing the terrorists to take control

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:13 | 6805775 Dr. Engali
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I am sick and tired of watching all these western pussies quake in fear like this. Grow a pair of fucking balls already!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:16 | 6805792 kralizec
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What's that guy in the first pic trying to say?

The 'fuk u is"?

He doesn't look like he came out of Compton?  WTF?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6805814 css1971
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Really? A French or German person who'd star out "fuck"? That was thoughtfully media friendly of him.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:28 | 6805867 kralizec
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It's almost like he knew he would be on the puppet show.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:30 | 6805876 IridiumRebel
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Hold me!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:13 | 6805779 BubbaJones
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Order out of chaos.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:18 | 6805802 truthalwayswinsout
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Obama bin Laden and his brothers will prevail. Come and get your 72 virgins.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:18 | 6805805 Seasmoke
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Everyone into the middle of the field. And grab a pair of scissors too.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6805811 Atomizer
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Still Report #453 - Islamic Immigrant Invasion of 2015 - YouTube

Someone is going to get there ass handed to them. 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6805813 aliki
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they found another device at 1 of the trainstations?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:21 | 6805819 EazyEasing
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"contained"

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:22 | 6805825 franzpick
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So much for safety in numbers, unless you're Hillarious, with her 242 winning electoral votes, or one of her sympathizers and supporting partners in crime, tens of 1000s of whom will be employed in 2 years in the new federal bureau - DSIVA - The Department of Syrian Immigrant Vetting Agency.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:22 | 6805826 besnook
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the bottom half of the class is buying this crap hook, line amd sinker. how is it possible there are still people who fall for this zionazi con game, especially in europe, especially after several obvious false flags. i am beginning to think you can fool most of the people all the time.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6805938 yomutti
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Wackoism.

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:35 | 6806188 Chuckster
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No...the people are fools!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:26 | 6805855 Mr.Kowalski
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German border controls in 3,2,1

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:29 | 6805873 Mr.Kowalski
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Looks like the Hanover police prevented another multiculturalism celebration party. Wonder how many more of these b4 Frau Merkel steps down in shame.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6805895 Son of Captain Nemo
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WARNING/Translation to select individuals within the German government still on the fence ... "You are next" if you won't do more on Eastern Ukraine and Syria!...

You're either with the Anglo-American "covet-nant" or you ARE a terrorist!... I think the "white chimp" and the little deli-belly in Tel Aviv have their work cut out for them... 

Russia is sending in their strategic bombers to Syria and "Francois" La-poofty is troubled by the development(s) of Russian air escalation so-much-so that he needs to wring his hands in front of Putin in Moscow!!

Il est la guerre, la France et Etats-Unis ne peut pas avoir!!!!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:33 | 6805897 yomutti
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So, Angie, how is that plan to bring in 2 million more Muslims coming along?

 

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6805899 roadhazard
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Them Thar "fAlse fLaGs"  just keep piling up, huh. Them CIA's are just some busy beavers, ain't they. heh

 

WW3 will be one false flag after another, I reckon.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:50 | 6805986 rejected
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Your so right,,, but these new under educated over rated spooks just don't have the savvy their peers of a generation or two ago. Even the Russian FSB are disappointed with the low quality, espionage challenged CIA operatives.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:37 | 6805919 rubearish10
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Slightly OT but never mind Assad has to go, CNBS must go!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:38 | 6805929 rubearish10
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Terror Attacks, the new bullish model. That alone supports the conspiracy (soon to be fact), hands down.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:38 | 6805930 loregnum
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Show me pictures or video of this alleged ambulance truck bomb. Not like that really means much but it's better than just taking the word of someone. 

I look forward to the details of this (if there are any) so I can laugh at the false flag nature of it. Was a syrian passport left in the truck?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:43 | 6805954 rejected
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Report immediatly to your nearest re-education camp!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:25 | 6806146 Zero-Hegemon
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You dare demand evidence, you heretic?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6805939 InnVestuhrr
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I love Germany, but I am super happy that the islamic cult terrorists are attacking Germany too because maybe maybe maybe this will wake up the Germans from their fantasy of importing millions of primitives.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6805943 Professorlocknload
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Was there a passport on the dash?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:46 | 6805972 James TraffiCan't
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That's funny!

Hanover Police, "Carry your side arms. Use them ... aim to kill, even if Merckel is in the way...unload everthing you have on those bastards, including her."

Beam me up, Scotty!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:42 | 6805946 rejected
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All the Police in Germany (and the USA)  need are lightning bolt SS insignia's. Then that horrible mistake the Allies made in the early 1940's will be corrected.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:47 | 6805976 trader1
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update from Interior Minister's press conference:

It has been confirmed that there have been no findings of explosives tonight.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6805982 bigrooster
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That was stupid not letting them blow up that traitor bitch Merkel.  She will continue to throw the German people under the bus as long as she is in power.  It is sad to see what was once the most powerful nation on earth 100 years ago fall so quickly.  Germany let a fucktard destroy their country last time, looks like they are going to repeat that same mistake.

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6805983 Bastiat
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It's hard for me to feel safe with all this going on.  I demand you all apologize and resign.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:52 | 6805991 trader1
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Minister of the interior was asked if the threat is still ongoing and he said "I can't answer that because my answer might unsettle the population".

 

then a few minutes later...

 

"we will still go to the christmas markets, the bundesliga games, ..."


Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:51 | 6805993 QQQBall
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Did Barry mean "contained" or "concealed container"?  How fucking clueless and inept is Der Leader.  I thought I would never pine away for the good old days of Bush Jr. s/

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:29 | 6806159 Chuckster
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Our choices seem to be half baked or rotten.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:52 | 6805999 SharkBit
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Oh my God, somebody save me.  Please government keep me safe.  I adore you.  Pathetic.  Meanwhile in Palestine, Isreal just wiped out a few dozen innocent rock throwers and over in Yemen another wedding party is being droned in real-time.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:53 | 6806004 trader1
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#FALSEALARM

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:54 | 6806006 trader1
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Tyler, you might want to change the headline...

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:53 | 6806008 DrewJackson
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Has anyone seen that Clock Making kid from Dallas lately??????

 

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:54 | 6806010 trader1
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in Sudan

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 18:17 | 6806376 Oldrepublic
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He is in one of the Gulf states, I think Qatar,
on full scholarship, with his family

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:25 | 6806139 Zero-Hegemon
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His father gave him an envelope labeled "ISIS" and he's on his way to make the drop

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:55 | 6806016 scatha
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It is nothing by MSM hysteria in support of the black op in Paris running amok, even out of control of the so-called EU leaders, security apparatus spreads chaos and propaganda lies.

Remember, they were French terrorists that killed French citizen in Paris.

Here is some truth about Paris attack and Syrian war:

https://contrarianopinion.wordpress.com/syrian-war-update/

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 16:58 | 6806029 Zero-Hegemon
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What does Techno-Viking say?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:02 | 6806045 trader1
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he doesn't say anything.

he points his index finger at you while giving the evil eye.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:02 | 6806046 All Out Of Bubblegum
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Putin tells better jokes than Merkel does:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbinNj5cZSg

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 18:33 | 6806060 honestann
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Trying to pin this stuff on Assad is absurd... but that won't stop them from trying, and won't stop them from trying to kill him either, in blatant violation of "international law".

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:07 | 6806066 trader1
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looks like a foreign intelligence agency punked de Maiziere

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:10 | 6806080 Exit through th...
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"truck bomb disguised as an ambulance" AKA Obamacare  

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:10 | 6806086 European American
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Say good bye to sporting events as we've known them. Unless you are a real FANatic, i.e. you don't mind getting groped, reamed, raped, humiliated, at the stadium front door. 
Ahh, that illusory feeling of safety as our civil liberties are flushed down the toilet. 

WELCOME TO THE USSA FASCIST POLICE STATE!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:22 | 6806126 insanelysane
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The NFL allows you to bring in 1 12x6x12 inch clear plastic bag, basically a 1 gallon freezer bag.

http://www.nfl.com/qs/allclear/index.jsp

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:45 | 6806242 ToSoft4Truth
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The NFL is in on it.

 

The Pentagon Paid Millions to Pro Sports Teams for Military Tributes
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:48 | 6806254 European American
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And who owns the NFL? The Pentagram. All the fucking bullshit military PsyOps crap, ranging from the gloriously phoney "Star Spangle BanTER" with jets flying over to sportcasters creaming in their pants over "the brave and courageous men and women keeping Americans SAFE!?!?" 

We, as a collective, are in such deep shit.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:19 | 6806120 hotrod
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These guys in Tennis shoes and pick up trucks are good. Blow up Airplanes, Shoot up Paris, Bomb laden abulance,, all within a couple of weeks and the World bombs the heck out of them for months  Little hard to comprehend.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:24 | 6806134 Chuckster
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They are going to Germany by the billions.  I thought they loved the Germans.  Oh...stuck in the ditch for Merkel.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:26 | 6806147 Rip van Wrinkle
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Hang on....stand down. Ransquawk quoting 'German official'....No explosives found'

 

You couldn't make this up....oh, hang on, someone did.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:29 | 6806158 IndianaJohn
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Shame on the flawed white men who want to watch niggers run around a field anyway. Now to get bombed by yet more niggers. Knock it off dumbheads. What the hell has gotten into you and made you so flawed?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:44 | 6806235 debunker
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Can you pls put your head farther up your ass? unfortunately we can still hear you.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:47 | 6806246 ToSoft4Truth
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  1. the acceptance of or mental capacity to accept contrary opinions or beliefs at the same time, especially as a result of political indoctrination.
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:33 | 6806178 Mr. Cynic
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How ya like Merkel now?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:38 | 6806202 lancia11
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Now, Merkel will close the German borders. That's the purpose of the show.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:42 | 6806205 Sauerkraut-Opinion
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Almost 300.000 unidentified muslims in Germany this year, 1 million refugees in total since january, each day between 7-10.000 crossing the German border. 

In our small village alone are now billeted about 600 "refugees" - the number is growing each month.

Mostly young men from the orientel and north-african war-areas.  Nobody knows who they are. Sometimes we feel like occupied by ISIS - we won't imagine if there is kind of strategy....may be (...I hope so...) most of them are just normal refugees oder economic refugees (they are not vetted like Syrian refugees in the US...) - but watching the news I sometimes start having doubts. 

 

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:43 | 6806223 ToSoft4Truth
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German citizens are basically unarmed while Terrorists have

Kalashnikovas
Bombs
Masks
Sympathizers

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:47 | 6806247 cheech_wizard
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Meanwhile, at Spectre headquarters, Ernst Stavro Krugman poses for a photo op...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gz-MLhxbQAw/VJ78w77ZdUI/AAAAAAAAAlA/y18Ay3jyxQ...

Standard Disclaimer: Keep calm and don't hack up a furball.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:54 | 6806248 cheech_wizard
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So what else is new on the terrorism front today?

Any new #hashtagheroics I missed?

In the U.S.:

Missing Syrian - FOUND!

http://www.valleynewslive.com/home/headlines/Report-Syrian-refugee-missi...

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 17:59 | 6806295 Berspankme
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Well at least they were spared the boredom of a soccer game

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 18:01 | 6806305 Berspankme
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Send those U of Missouri students over there to demand a safe space

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 18:55 | 6806521 JimmyRainbow
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35 years ago when me and the chemistry nerds at school were young one could buy all the things and our chemistry teacher once made mercury fulminate in the classroom

the rest, well, edited for security reasons .....

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 19:59 | 6806776 Ms No
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Last time terrorists were going this crazy, in all of their mastermindedness, they got a hold of some Ames strain anthrax.  Lets hope they don't get a hold of some Ames strain Ebola especially since our government has passed detainment/quarantine laws.

Another flashback from the last time a similar operation went down is when people were panicking and putting plastic on their windows and damn near killing themselves in the process.  Hopefully, Europe isn't in the throes of a panic of that nature but I'm sure they'll come up with something.

We must give up our freedoms to be safe-ish!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 23:56 | 6807703 onmail1
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Fcuk the EU 

EU is fcukked

Nuland must be a HappyBitch now

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 00:27 | 6807761 silverer
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Disrupting sports games.  Will that get the population up off their asses to act?  What would happen if ISIS pissed off the Phila Eagles fans?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 01:43 | 6807905 damicol
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Overheard on the phone.

The fat unfuckable witch of Berlin to the other fucking idiot Camoron (tearfully)

It's not fair, that far bastard Hollande is getting all the attention now, Why didnt ISIS blow up some people here.

There there angela, look, why don't you do what I'm planning to do
What's that David, (still sobbing)
I'm gonna have a false flag. You know like we did before in Ukraine and Syria oh yes and Libya too in fact everywhere, but this time in London.
Really David, how does that work, (sobbing subsiding)
Well i have MI5 and MI6 working on it right now, we did buses and tubes before so need a new thing, and cinemas are overdone too, so I was thinking of football matches.

Planting a bomb and just kill a few people and blame ISIS and ten say it was just in time cos it could be a lot worse if I didnt personally tip security off then I race over over there to comfort some sheep dying and save a couple of lives or something like that.

oh that's a fantastic idea David (high spiritedly) I might just do some thing similar. Bye for now.

ring ring
Yes hello David

You fucking fat bitch angela, you stole my idea about using a football match, now I have to think of something else and you know how hard that is for me.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 06:22 | 6808173 smacker
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Many a true word is spoken in jest.....(!)

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