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Inside Vladimir Putin's Multi-Billion Dollar, Triple-Decker War Room

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If you were one of the unlucky moviegoers who spent $15 on a ticket for the latest Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks extravaganza “Bridge of Spies” (a Cohen brothers-assisted screenplay corrupted by a smorgasbord of Hollywood cliches), you know that the tradition of using American cinema to whip the public into a Russophobic frenzy is alive and well.

In Spielberg’s East Germany it’s always dark, it’s always snowing, the KGB agents at the Russian embassy in Berlin are laughably cartoonish stereotypes, and the backdrop is gray and monocrhromatic except for bright red Soviet flags. 

But it’s a well placed piece of propaganda designed to convince Americans that Vladimir Putin’s Russia threatens to plunge the world back into Cold War diplomacy on the way to resurrecting the type of nuclear brinksmanship that could make a $17,500,000 nuclear fallout shelter look like a prudent investment. 

Of course you can count on Kremlin grandstanding to perpetuate the stereotype and in the wake of Moscow’s confirmation that it was indeed a bomb that brought down a Russian passenger jet over the Sinai Peninsula earlier this month, we got a look at Putin’s new multi-billion, National Control Defense Center which is so ... how shall we put this... so “Soviet”, that you’d imagine Sean Connery might be creeping around the compound in a suit carrying a silenced pistol.

Here’s The Washington Post

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the war room!"

 

It could have been a scene straight out of "Dr. Strangelove" when President Vladimir V. Putin stepped into the Russian Ministry of Defense's brand new, three-tiered, multibillion-dollar control center this week, for a war briefing that had its fair share of movie-like pageantry.

 


 

The fortified National Control Defense Center was Putin's first stop after officials confirmed that the Russian charter jet crash that claimed 224 lives last month was the result of an act of terror.

 

On movie-theater-size screens, live broadcasts showed long-range strategic bombers taking off from Russian air bases to fly sorties over Syria. Putin instructed commanders in Syria to "make contact with the French and work with them as allies" as Russia seeks a central role in a proposed anti-terrorist coalition.

 

But the real star of the show may have been the building itself, which is designed to be a new nerve center for the Russian military that will coordinate military action around the world, including ballistic missile launches and strategic nuclear deployments.

The facility became operation last December, and as Sputnik said at the time, it's "been designed to satisfy Russia's defense needs for at least 20 years, synchronizing the decision making process of the military command and the Russian government [and has a] data-processing center calculating capacity that exceeds that of a similar Pentagon facility threefold." The facility has a helicopter pad for Russia's Mi-8 transport choppers and, as WaPo goes on to note, "it would be be the country's premier communications center in case of war, [with] one Russian commander comparing it to the military headquarters of the Soviet Union during World War II."

Here are the visuals courtesy of Sputnik, RT, FoxTrotAlpha and WaPo: 

Whether you really need all of this in order to conduct a war is probably questionable (it kind of looks like a Soviet edition of The Death Star), but we would say this: it's no wonder Moscow decided to intervene in Syria - no one could resist taking this place for a test drive.

 

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Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:33 | 6825366 Magnum
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Obama has done a great job ensuring that gays and transvestites are welcomed into our military. The top commanders at the US equivalent battle planning centers are mostly women and People of Color. 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:48 | 6825772 lakecity55
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So, we're fucked.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:40 | 6825909 smacker
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Only by the women if they're trannies.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:18 | 6825326 dazednconfused
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This website is very informative. But this is another Pro-Russian propaganda from ZH. 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:22 | 6825340 Raymond_K._Hessel
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Okay. How so, specifically?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:32 | 6825364 Solarman
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The first paragragh is all you need to read to determine that.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 18:03 | 6825444 cheech_wizard
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I can understand you being dazed and confused. You were brought up like a lab rat and fed only the information your masters wanted you to see and hear.

It is difficult to accept that you have been lied to your entire life.

Standard Disclaimer: Kim Kardashian's ass is really made of cheese. Go eat your fill...

 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:21 | 6825695 Buster Cherry
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Just remember a nigger's been spraying all over it.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:38 | 6825904 smacker
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"It is difficult to accept that you have been lied to your entire life."

This is very true. And it explains why a few people who show up try to shoot the messenger...they cannot face the truth.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:29 | 6825717 Lea
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"This website is very informative. But this is another Pro-Russian propaganda from ZH. "

Either ZH is very informative, or it is Russian propaganda. It can't be both.

'dazednconfused', indeed.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:31 | 6825726 JamaicaJim
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Mr. 22 weeks....

Try not eating the paint off the walls. Your mom warned you....numerous times.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:24 | 6826319 Odegaard Falls
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I still fail to see why a certain amount of weeks makes you such a stud here, gay and proud i suppose, i am at 47 weeks ZH yay! fukin' feggets.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:45 | 6825330 Max Steel
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Straight outta Dr.Strangelove movie. Dr. Strangelove, eat your heart out

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:19 | 6826017 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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We can't allow ourselves to have a mineshaft gap!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:23 | 6825343 Dugald
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A three level war room, so what? three wars at a time......economy of scale I guess.....

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:30 | 6825355 will ling
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anyone care to speculate where the real one is located?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 18:06 | 6825456 Oldrepublic
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Yamantau Mountain

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:06 | 6825656 Urban Redneck
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54.25558.102

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:32 | 6825363 california chrome
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This communications center is the reason Russia was in denial for long that the russian flight that went down was a bomb on board.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 18:06 | 6825455 cheech_wizard
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I assume that somewhere along the timeline that is known as your life, you could actually write proper sentences.

Standard Disclaimer: This is my free clue to you today.

http://www.bartleby.com/141/

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:29 | 6825723 bid the soldier...
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The 'Russian denial' to which you refer was merely anger at the fucktard US and UK's PR machine's attempt to take over the narrative of what happened to Airbus A321 without having actually seen a shard of metal and plastic.

Everyone who read the headlines in the American and English press was aware of that scam

And in Belgium today, the West is whipping up their citizens into a frenzy about ISIS moving out of Syria into Europe and into everyone's back yard.

This bestows on the West the right to demand the end to encryption and, of course, to snuff the tin foil hat theory that ISIS was a CIA creation.  

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:49 | 6825410 Ms No
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That defense ministry meeting was fascinating, no doubt it had publicity in mind and probably was somewhat staged but pretty impressive nonetheless.  There is something about the highly intellectual, stoic and humorless nature of Russias political/military machine that is quite intimidating.  

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:28 | 6826326 Odegaard Falls
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Impressive to see intellectualism at work, we generally only ever get hear or read of Russian prowess, nice to see in action, still reading the Brothers Karamazov after many years, painfully articulated in excruciating detail.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:15 | 6826486 AlaricGaudiTheSecond
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How about some Overture 1812 to accompany that.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:18 | 6826489 AlaricGaudiTheSecond
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No energy wasting paraphernalia. It comes handy on the frontlines. I assume.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 17:50 | 6825411 K_BX
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Goldeneyyyeee....

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 18:30 | 6825539 Moccasin
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Obama will never close his mine shaft gap.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 18:44 | 6825586 honestann
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I suppose it makes sense to have a couple "nerve-centers" like this.  However, if a real war every starts, these places are utterly useless (as in "vaporized").

If a real war starts, what is required is hundreds if not thousands of independent "cells", each of which is capable of taking independent action.  Of course, they need to be "enabled" at the start of the war to assure no rogue neo-con-type decides to start his own wars.

Nonetheless, once the SHTF, these large nerve-center spots will be gone.  They are top-priority first targets.  They are only for fighting "video-game" type conflicts in far away places.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:07 | 6825663 JohninMK
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If a real war starts everything becomes academic and an awful lot is vaporised. Even the 'winner' is a loser.

Am pleased I live within 'zap' range of a Class 1 target.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 16:27 | 6826284 honestann
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I'm glad I live [many] thousands of kilometers from the nearest target worth vaporizing.

However, I don't have an underground place with recirculating air and water systems, so if they royally screw the biosphere ala "extinction event", I'm a gonner too.  And in that case, I'll probably wish I was at a top-tier ground zero, so I need not figure out how to off myself to avoid months or years of agony.

Hopefully in a few years I can get off this planet, and have no need to ever think about the human predators who terrorize and abuse everyone on the planet.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:59 | 6825804 litemine
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That's a Scary Truth.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 18:48 | 6825604 Noplebian
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Serious Stuff!

The truth summed up using m&m's......

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/the-refugee-crisis-...

 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:13 | 6825673 miki
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while america shoots missiles into their pentagon and obseses about clinton and monica and his lesbian hose LOL

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:01 | 6825808 Chuckster
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Monica served a puropse.  she may have prevented ww3.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:38 | 6826079 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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Like Mary Jo Kopechne prevented a Ted Kennedy presidency.

She deserves the Medal Of Honor posthumously bestowed by the Congress.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:12 | 6825835 patrickhenry61
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Hey, at least it's all paid for!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:32 | 6825729 bardot63
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Do you think they have any jobs open?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:37 | 6825739 rushjob
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxAT3AVMsAs

Translation what Putin says:

And we shall not wipe tears from our souls and hearts, this remains with us forever.
But this does not obstruct us from finding and punishing criminals.
We must do it indefnitely, get to know all off them by their names.
We will look for them everywhere, wherever they may hide.
We will find them in any spot on the planet and punish them.

During video soldiers write "For our (people)" and "For Paris." on the ordnance.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:41 | 6825740 lakecity55
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So, the super double-secret HQ he fights globalists, uhh, SPECTRE from. Excellent.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:00 | 6825806 Chuckster
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This is nothing!  The one we have in Peever S. D. would put this one to shame.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:08 | 6825821 steveo77
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OK for something that will bring a bigger than Yamashita smile to your face....

Happy Dogs playing in the Snow

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2015/11/happy-dogs-love-playing-in-...

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:09 | 6825825 steveo77
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OK for something that will bring a bigger than Yamashita smile to your face....

Happy Dogs playing in the Snow

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2015/11/happy-dogs-love-playing-in-...

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:13 | 6825834 gezley
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Love the floral arrangements along the wall, under the screens. A nice feminine touch.

 

Remind me of the three small fire extinguishers the RS-24 YARS mobile ICBM launchers carry.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g0YFHydOk8

 

;-)

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:20 | 6825856 PersonalRespons...
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Saw that. lol saddest plants in the world.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:19 | 6825852 PersonalRespons...
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It's too well lit  The green wall tiles suck!  AND IT"S ABOVE GROUND!!!  Not bad over all, but that room is definitely not an inviting space.  I bet it's only filled for camera oportunities.  Kind of sucks overall.  I am impressed by those huge ceiling lights, they're cool.

 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:29 | 6825874 rsnoble
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Awe hell, the US has shit like that all over the world. 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:25 | 6826039 AlaricGaudiTheSecond
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Sure. But none of them have a little grain of moral. Thats what make all of them so weak.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:33 | 6826336 Odegaard Falls
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When a fist becomes a hand, it is easily broken, grab some popcorn.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:42 | 6825915 Wilcox1
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So who're th guys in the blue shirts?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:45 | 6825925 dsty
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Wendy's Commercial - Soviet Fashion Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaMUfxVJVQ

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:50 | 6825944 GRDguy
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What's so sad is how much money any country's "leaders" have to confiscate from their citizens in order to "protect" them. 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:57 | 6825964 Chuckster
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I guess it follows that Obama owns the Pentagon.  Maybe the U.S.   Who writes this crap?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:27 | 6826051 PrimalScream
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SPECTRE lives on.

Someone needs to give Vlad a cat.

By the way - do any of the chairs dump a guy down a chute into a swimming pool filled with sharks?  Whats in the basement, anyway?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:50 | 6826119 ItsDanger
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Looks like a Vegas sports book lounge.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:53 | 6826126 DaBard51
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Perhaps this facility is to keep items in their fleet from becoming "lost"...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-34896956

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:54 | 6826127 Jug Jugette
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All very nice and big but where does Putin put in his input?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 22:22 | 6826201 Jackagain
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Top Russian Writer Nikolai Starikov Explains Who Is Behind Europe's Refugee Crisis (take  a wild guess)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDlY4o23XA 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 22:47 | 6826249 Dre4dwolf
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The U.S. military is probably still running off floppy drives and punch cards.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 22:53 | 6826257 Wahooo
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Putin's just another fucking Mic.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:35 | 6826341 Odegaard Falls
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He's not a fan of Haggis.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:44 | 6826366 Seek_Truth
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I'm a "Mc" and I'm no fan of haggis.

It's edible, and one could live be on it if need be, but there's no need to try it more than once, if you are looking for a tasty meal.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 02:00 | 6826549 AlaricGaudiTheSecond
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Prove it!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 22:58 | 6826269 Jackagain
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Putin explains things to idiots....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHCNk9BYy4

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:02 | 6826278 o r c k
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Some guy at his desk just yelled BINGO

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:40 | 6826359 Odegaard Falls
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That commences my ridicule of said momo's, long bbd.prb.to get yield bitches, drop 50k, collect 500 passive roughly a month, after all this a financial site you muppets. Focus on what you can control, no of this we can, still fun though I suppose. -ASW

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:58 | 6826390 Decimus Lunius ...
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Granted, ZH does frequently post Russian propoganda but every media outlet finds its source of funding.  I'm sure there's a ZH in Russia decrying the support of terrorists funded by the West.  Ultimately, I think they're both right.  Both sides pay some relatively educated person in some religion to recruit some uneducated worker and say its their godly duty to go kill so and so to make a point.  And you can make a living this way.  In the end. I say fuck it.  The scary thing, to me, is that our horrors or abominations are within our own minds.  The idea of marriage which is begins before recorded time is celebrated for what?  To retain the tradition of family alliances a millenia ago?  To encourgae cousins having sex to keep property withing a family?  To denying a same-sex couple spouse the authority of end-of-life decisions to because homosexuality was considered wrong.  

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:06 | 6826402 bunnyswanson
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In the event you have failed to notice, central banking is destroying our nations, our children's futures and rewarding criminals with a life in the lap of luxury.  The few remaining countries which have no banking cartel embedded in their system are Russia and Iran.  And goddam it, I support them 100% in every way.  If you have a problem with that, then you have a problem.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:03 | 6826391 onmail1
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Hollywood == cabal's playground

Where they project themselves as the greatest . ( Transformers = Cabals)

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One of the ways you can destroy America is to let America destroy itself

America is sitting on top of the worlds biggest volcano under Yellow stone

A few bunker buster missiles loaded with hydrogen bombs will give enough shockwave 

to open up the huge volcanic magma chamber underneath

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3189619/What-happen-Yello...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera

This volcano can destroy a large part of America 

& combined with nuclear radiation from its fall of ashes 

The results would be devastating for a very large area

And at the same time when coastel cities are attacked with hydrogen bombs

America would vanish 

for 1000 years 

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:38 | 6826516 KashNCarry
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Don't leave out the psychopaths with their fngers on the 4,760 warheads in and out of the U.S. Believe me, they'll take the world with them, and everything you know and love.  Try 10,000 years plus before most of the world is even habitable for 2 legged primates known as homo sap.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 10:25 | 6827162 GMadScientist
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That should give Earth and our future overlords a decent head start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSOHO3GwEPg

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:04 | 6826397 lazysunday
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So Putin gets to build this giant ps4 - while his citizens don't get cheese? 

 

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:44 | 6826458 dogismycopilot
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uh, they sell REAL NATURAL CHEESE AND MILK on every street corner. It's cheap and natural and tastes good.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:58 | 6826545 AlaricGaudiTheSecond
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Ohhh shoot. Am used to kraft plastic cheese with zero calories. They say it causes cancer. Am not sure.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:14 | 6826485 Joe A
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They are also deprived of GMO because they signed banning GMO into law. These poor poor Russians...

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:36 | 6826451 hooligan2009
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o/t https://adblockplus.org/ brilliant! surf zero hedge wiitout hanging and crashing thanks to someone on another thread for this

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:44 | 6826456 dogismycopilot
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I have seen that building while on a river cruise on the Moscva River. It is really a beautiful Stalinist period building – while Stalin was a butcher and I hate him, the asshole did have good taste in Architecture (mostly built by German POWs and the build quality is amazing).

The MOD building is also across the river from the famous Gorky Park. You can walk through Gorky Park and guess what – no homeless people, no drug addicts, no freaks, and no police – it is actually one of the nicest parks I have been to and it makes Central Park feel like a slum.

 

WAKE UP AMERICA. While you were busy trying to pay your mortgage America has been stolen by a gang of thieves who have one obsession: moar money and power and they want to own and control everything you and your children do.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 08:20 | 6826846 Refuse-Resist
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Nice post. But you left out:  what does NYC and Central Park have that Russia, Moscow, and Gorky Park does not?

Hint: it starts with an N.  It commits half the violent crime in the US despite being less than 13% of the population. It shits out bastards at the highest rate of any US group. It fails out of school at the highest rate of any group in the US. It has the lowest IQ of any group in the US. It has the  most STDs of any group in the US.  It has the lowest literacy rate of all groups in the US.

Maybe if Russia had more diversity, Gorky Park could be more like Central Park? Maybe we should start a diversity foreign exhange program?  We could send them some diversity, and they coudl send us nubile Russian females, which would diversify our large population of fat ass feminist cunts with a few attractive feminine women.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:16 | 6826487 Joe A
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What of course is more interesting is what you don't see. Like for instance what is deep underground, out of reach of any bunker busting missile. Although I am sure that Vlad has positioned plenty of anti-ballistic weaponry around the building.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:36 | 6826513 Jack Oliver
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The NEW Russia is nothing like the OLD Russia - they also have the worlds best ally - CHINA !

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 03:10 | 6826628 smacker
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"The NEW Russia is nothing like the OLD Russia [...]"

This is true.

But Western .govs don't want you to know that. They want you to believe that Putin is a same old same old autocratic Soviet tyrant and is trying to re-create the Soviet Union. The Western Daily Slime spreads the lies.

I'm sure he isn't a perfect freedom-loving person and probably has done, or ordered, a few dark deeds in his time. But when it comes to Ukraine and Syria he has seized the high ground and is trying to do the best for the citizens involved. And he believes in a multi-polar world which most sane people also believe in as it is the best option of preventing WWIII.

All that is why western leaders hate him and are trying to destroy him and Russia.

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:41 | 6826523 Aussiekiwi
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Great place for Conseula skits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuAyKwCziY

 

I would put money on it that 99% of those screens are just monitoring screens which could be reduced to 10 with the use of appropriate apps and exception software.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:55 | 6826540 AlaricGaudiTheSecond
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Khibiny is Russian. You mean the ones in the pentagram.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 10:23 | 6827155 GMadScientist
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I would put money on it that 99% of those screens are POS plasma displays that'll burn in before the end of the action.


Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:54 | 6826536 AlaricGaudiTheSecond
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Am envious like no ofher. Russians have the high moral ground on all this. Am sure they will succeed against talmud nazis and their slave states. Long live Mother Russia!!!

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 02:28 | 6826586 FiendNCheeses
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Isn't this the same room where they presented their evidence after Ukraine shot down MH17?

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 02:38 | 6826592 Maestro Maestro
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So let's see...

The Israelis brought down a Russian passenger jet killing hundreds on board,

And all that Mr. Putin will do is,

hit the ISIS oil truck convoys that supply Israel with oil.

A slap on the wrist, Mr. Putin.

And Israel is going to make you pay.

These goyim are so stupid.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Nice fish tank, Mr. Putin.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 03:25 | 6826636 kaboomnomic
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The WAR room you saw? ISN"T THE WAR ROOM when Russia goes FULL NUCLEAR RETALIATIONS mode. Makes no mistakes. The same as US. Do you think they will LET YOU SEE THEIR ULTIMATES WAR ROOM, during nuclear crisis.

 

Suffice it to say, this will be one of the locations for Russia (They DON'T BUILT JUST ONE CENTRE).

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/russia/yamantau.htm

http://fas.org/news/russia/1997/bmd970404a.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Yamantau

 

If Russian PERIMETER (if Russian nuclear doomsdays machine really exists?) most likely it will be here.

http://www.businessinsider.co.id/a-spherical-bunker-in-russia-was-the-mo...

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 03:27 | 6826638 Golden Showers
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Um, I know that you all really don't need or want me to respond here because I am an asshole. But I was just considering the benifits of this thought experiment. I've been thinking for a long while about beginning a new Political Party--a one-off. I call it some shit like the "Assassinate Me Party".

K, so first I have to convince you retards to elect me but for fun we could see how many days I actually serve in office before I am murdered. That's what makes me so smart and you get to have the last laugh. Obviously my superior intelligence and lack of a political career makes me worth a shot. Or two.

K, so you stupid assholes vote for me. Like it matters. And then, I get to become POTUS(oA). Hah! But for one thing it would suck balls because I will have to live in D.C. Public Housing and take the BUS to work every day. Second I will have to do the following (In no order):

Register AIPAC as a Foreign Interest, including any and all subsidiaries.

Uphhold and enforce the 2nd Ammendment.

Overthrow the 13th Ammendment unless and until sufficient evidence is provided to uphold it.

Remove all Federal Funding from State Schools.

Disband the EPA.

Disband the FDA.

Remove all Presidential Executive Orders as they are mostly un-Constitutional, perhaps, on a case by case basis.

I'll tell some folks to shut the fuck up.

This "Democracy" Bullshit has got to go. Ok. This is a Federal Republic. So you Democracy folks can shut the fuck up. There. I said it.

Let's go full Jackson and remove the central banks. Let's go and get me killed! I want to fight for my country! Freedom or Death, Biaatch!

Ok: Brass Tacks: we all want a free market. So, Free Market!

Next we have to get off of a debt based currency and re-establish a real monetary system.

Then we have to get a couple of generations of stupid, congenitally fucked-up retards to go to work. Not easy. For one thing we have to forgive all student loans and disband all colleges. Remove every single accreditation and starting from scratch is a good idea. Let them grovel at our feet. Fuck College! Until and unless it is a viable motor for intellectual and skills development, it is shit. We don't need a bunch of # Pussies lives matter in our Country.

Would love to implement a compulsory military or Civil Service training for all 18 year olds for one or two years... like many countries. It would be sweet to provide the benifit of negative incentives for any stupid folks' reproductive success based on their lack of service. Opt out is fine. Fuck if I care. I'm gonna antique my genes. Some folks should leave or get their spay on. Or get a fucking job that I'm going to give them. Wake up at 5am, eat in 3 minutes, shut the fuck up and learn a skill.

Incentivize reproductive success for intelligent and productive members of society. There is time to have a family. Matter of fact, if you want a family, Fuck yeah! Unless you are stupid. Sorry. We'll get some good folks on this to make sure that you Blacks can pass without Affirmative ACTION. I think the studies indicate that 70% is passing. Who wants to kill me now? --Pussies! Fuck Affirmative action. There's plenty of Chinese and Indian folks who can school your asses but you don't even know it.

Yeah. I want to die for my country. And the facts are that either you primitave fucks can suck it up and out perform people and get a job without being boostered or you can go the fuck away. Shut the fuck up. Prove it. I believe in you. As a matter of fact, all you shit eating feel sorry for yourself dick tards can knock on my public housing door any fucking minute of my tenure. But I'll be armed. Go ahead and fuck you folks.

I won't have no armored bunker. I just want to die. I want you to vote for me so I can fuck this motherfuker sideways like it was one nation under God. And I don't even know what God is. Beyond me. But I'll take NASA apart and dissect it. I'll drink a little less. Just kidding. Fuck you. I'll get fucking drunk every god damn day kicking it for you sorry stoops drooping all over your home and car loans.

Remember this: I hate all of you if you can't take a joke. Did you know that this morning I woke up and for the first time I realized I was a White... Man? Yeah. No shit. First time in my life. Holy shit. I'm fucking white! And I have a dick attached to me. So I rubbed it for a while and thought about all of you. It don't mean shit to me. I'm so drunk I can't even understand how awesome it is to have a freedom where I can speak my mind. That is so cool! I don't ask you to agree with me. Understand me. You are too stupid. I just ask you to vote for me and count the days before I get murdered in or before office.

And another thing, I take requests. There's a lot I haven't mentioned here. So much I can't remember because my hypothalymus is fucked from too much drink. But I'll remember when, oh, yeah, the fucking title 26 is all bullshit! Tarriffs! Recall NAFTA, GATT... anything that was brought in office with Drug Money is out. I think Nationalism is good. I think it is important to legalize drugs and prostitution.

Amnesty for the sons of bitches in "control". There's a nice base in Cuba for them to live in modest luxury. Who wants to waste time on them? Upgrades are avaiable for a price.

Let's talk about who benefits. You do. I can't take it with me. Especially because I'm gonna die a violent death soon. And if I do not well, I'll be getting my dick sucked every day you betcha. I'll be eating mushrooms and getting high as fuck in my crib and you will be fucking free all day long. Just watch for it. I want it so bad because I'm too priveledged being born white and male. This is why I want to run for the office that is a joke anyhow. Joke after joke after joke. You want a railsplitter? I want my phone call.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 04:24 | 6826681 Manipuflation
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Nice rant.  I read the whole thing.  I thought you were my biological brother there for a minute.  There are always issues my friend.  I have had a cold or some flu for a couple of days and have only been able to manage getting down four or five beers a day.(pounders though).  I guess I am getting old.

My bro woke me this morning with some business but it tured into what the Statists of Wisconsin have been doing with hunting regulations.  This is a huge peoblem for us as it has cost us a lot of property damage in terms of apple trees.  Now you need a license to shoot a skunk because it is a "fubearing animal".  Oh, fuck off already.  

Here it is:  http://dnr.wi.gov/topic/hunt/smgame.html

Now we have hot pink for female deer hunters.  People just quit hunting or quit buying a license from the state.  I guess you have to use "non-toxic" shot to take game or EVEN to scare critters off your land.  It is full retard.  I don't even live in Wisconsin anymore.

We just won't listen to the state anymore.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 13:28 | 6827772 Bemused Observer
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That link is a mess of micro-management. I wouldn't listen to them either.

A problem animal comes onto your property and causes damage, it should get a bullet in the head, and fuck the "permits".

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 10:21 | 6827148 GMadScientist
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I see you skipped straight to the shrooms and then started typing.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 03:41 | 6826645 Manipuflation
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Well, I will tell you what.  It really can be pretty dark and gloomy in some parts of Russia.  St Petersburg right now must be a treat of melancholy.  I liked the darkness when I was there.  The sun is up by 10 AM and down by 2 PM.  Conversely, I have not seen the "white nights" in the summer time.  I might not like that.   

I think I felt Dostoevsky's meaning of dark.     

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 05:42 | 6826728 dogismycopilot
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St Petersberg in Winter is great. You just need a Russian girlfriend, some vodka, and you can spend days lost in the Hermitage. You will come out a much happier person I am sure.

It's also cheaper than spending a week at your local holiday inn express because of the ruble deval.

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 04:11 | 6826671 Sid James
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There's at least £3000 worth of old Dell flat screen monitors in there.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 04:56 | 6826702 RhesusB-Negative
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The British East India Co., of the Rogue State's monetary fraud of 300-years took an initial hit at Dunkirk and  on May, 23rd, 1940, Hitler allowed them to evacuate in peace because Hitler declared that he had no intention of war. The mighty British empire was in fact a Monetary fraud obsolete paper physiological power of false prosperity featuring Cindrella, Alice in Wonderland, DisneyWorld, Harry Potter.  Nothing to do with the real world of the handicapped human ape.  The small Free German (pop.77-million) recovery began in 1933 and the Rogue State's (pop.550-million) evacuation at Dunkirk within a very short period of seven years proves how powerful and real a Scientific Monetary System pegged to Weights & Measures can be when it knocked out a 200-year old physiological super power overnight and shocked the world.

Had it not been for Pearl Harbor, the Rogue State's Monetary fraud system would have ended in 1940.  Regretfully, Pearl Harbor added an extended breath of life for Monetary fraud  over the unsuspecting  brain dead population.

Few realize that the Russians were ahead of the Germans in technology since the 30's.  The Sputnik program is just one example of rocket and jet technology and does not explain why the Russians of Stalin lagged in their nuclear program.

Besides the false flag of Pearl Harbor, The Russians at Stalingrad gave another life ring to the obsolete Rogue States, but for what.

It was the Rogue State that set up Emil Wanta to manipulate the exchange rate of the healthy Ruble and was the key element for the collapse of the USSR under  the rogue agent, Gorbachev, in 1991.

 

Putin's new command center, operational since December of 2014, is somewhat similar to the Kutuzov's reaction of 1812.  Russia in 2015 faces an economic boycott, simply for running a healthy debt free economy, like Iraq of Saddam Hussein, Gaddaffi of Libia, Assad of Syria, etc.

1.The 300-year old Rogue state economy/monetary Ponzi fraud,  reads a debt between Us$200 to 600-trillion.

2. Over 300-years, over 50,000-tons of gold were bought for free.

3. Their derivative position/status/liquidity/turnover reads Us$1.4-quadrillion, that's over 600,000-tons of gold when this planet is known to be capped at 200,000-tons to run a population of up to 4-billion.

4. Hence, the bubbled economy, population and ecology.  A bubble has no fix, it can only burst.

5. It explains how garden earth turns into a smoking industry.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 07:49 | 6826759 Manipuflation
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Well, I have a Russian/Ukrainian/Crimean woman that is adjuct to my Russian wife.  She wants to see the Christmas lights on Nicollet Mall.  That is downtown Minneapolis.  I happen to want to try to take that ridiculous Northstar line since I helped pay for it.  Nicollet Mall is cool as hell and I know my way around the streets and the skyway because of all of the conventions I have been to down there.  Mr.s M told me that she has been there before.  Yes, WOMAN I took YOU down there once.  It is cold out now and you know what the women will do.  The Russian women will go into the skyway and go look at things that only bankers can afford and get turned around.  Forget Harleys.  This place is Rolex and Armani land and beyond.

I used to have a have a corporate expense account so I know what is up.  The women are really easy to get caught up in that shit but it never was me.  Sheiks nude bar has the best looking women.  I liked looking at the women and the clients did what they had to do but I always liked the free drinks.  I paid for their dances but that one is hard to explain to the NOT HOT HR chicks as to what you were doing there?  It was just a lap dance.  Hell, that was only a few hundred bucks so who cares?  I had nothing to do with happened afterwards at the Hyatt.

That is the problem though.  A few hundred bucks here and a few hundred bucks there and now you women are looking at 20K wristwatches?  Not many can afford this super high end, way overpriced shit,  Oh look, there is a Cartier.  The women love this shit but then the salesman/woman will come over ask if you are interested because you are the male.  "No, the ladies are just shopping around" and then they know you are a stiff.  I am out of my element.  Is there a coin collection around here that I can look at?  No?  You ask $20000?  How about 200?

I suppose I should take the girls to look at what they consider to be porn for archetecture.  You can't really fuck up with stopping at the Local.  I really is my favorite tavern in Minneapolis off Nicollet.  Their food is very good and the calamari is the best I have ever had.  It is cheap?  Is anything cheap on Nicollet Mall?  It could be worse.  It is $10 a beer and $12-$15 for a Jameson but that includes the tip.  The place is cool as hell.             

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 08:31 | 6826866 Manipuflation
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I checked the prices at the Local and that calamari dish is still less then ten bucks on Nicollet Mall and it is the best I have ever had anywhere in the world.  Maybe it is the way they make it?  #1 in Jameson sales in the world?  Could this be true.  You want to see some nice looking YOUNG women?  Women know where the money is or think they do.  If you are ever in downtown Minneapolis, I would recommend hitting that place.  There are other cool places too.  Plenty of places to spend money.  Not far from there is a Ruth's Chris.  Well, anything you order there is not on the "dollar menu".  Very good though.  Murray's is worse.  

Very different venues.   

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 06:37 | 6826751 Zinu
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Ha ha ha  - this is hilarious :D

Criminal putin regime propaganda media failed again – they made a fraud document and presented it as “leaked” from US Department of State – full of mistakes. So what US embassy did was funny – they took a red ink pencil and marked all the mistakes in document and said – next time you want to fraud something, send your “leaked document” to us, we will gladly help you out to pick out mistakes, sincerely your US Department of State

 

Ha ha ha BINGO! :D

 

Here – you can check it out: https://www.facebook.com/russia.usembassy/photos/a.109928132395558.23473.109926109062427/940481849340178/?type=3

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 10:11 | 6827119 I AM SULLY
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You're so funny - you must bleed from your anus.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 06:51 | 6826760 Zinu
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For russkies under criminal putin regime rule and it's lies propaganda - it's Obamas fault they have to live under poor conditions with 85 EUR a month, with high prices, etc.

As Russians like to joke about it "We have never lived so badly as we live now at president Obama"

:D

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 11:32 | 6827369 Zero-Hegemon
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