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ISIS Releases "Greatest" Piece Of Terrorist Video Propaganda In History, Tells US, Russia To "Bring It On"

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By now, it’s probably safe to say that pretty much anyone who follows current events has seen at least one ISIS propaganda video. What began with clips of “Jihadi John” beheading Western journalists quickly escalated to footage of obscenely graphic executions. 

The world recoiled in horror when the group’s Al Hayat Media Center released a slick, high-def production depicting a Jordanian pilot being burned alive in a cage earlier this year and from that point on, the group essentially tried to one-up themselves with each new video murder montage. Notable highlights include: putting a handful of “confessed spies” in a cage and drowning them, cramming four people into a maroon Toyota Corolla and blowing it up with an RPG, dousing three people with gasoline before hanging them upside down from a swing set and lighting them on fire, enlisting the help of some 30 pre-teenage jihadists to execute several dozen enemy soldiers in an amphitheatre in Palmyra, lining up eight people atop landmines on a fog-covered mountain side and making them watch as their executioners come riding in on horses out of the woods to light the fuse, and who can forget running over an SAA soldier with a tank.

Less violent clips have recently included a series of videos celebrating the massacre in Paris, two of which contained threats against targets in the US including the White House (which ISIS will “turn black”) and Times Square. 

Of course the peculiar (and very surreal) thing about the videos is the production quality. Islamic State’s Hollywood specials are always filmed in crisp 1080p and more often than not, feature multiple camera angles, slick graphics, slow motion replays, and even artificial wind to give the whole thing a more dramatic feel. 

Well, just when we thought we’d seen the best Al Hayat had to offer, ISIS released a video on Tuesday that very well might qualify as the most spectacularly absurd piece of terrorist propaganda ever created.

Over the course of four minutes and fourteen seconds, ISIS literally threatens every country on the face of the earth, shows pictures of its fighters grinning and horsing around like something out of a Gap ad, calls Bill Clinton a "fornicator", runs down the statistics on verteran suicide rates in America, brands Russia and France a "coalition of devils", says the US is too weak to put boots on the ground, speaks out against racism, and tells the US, Russia, France, and "all of you" to "bring it on."

We present it below with no further comment other than to say, once again, that this seems quite sophisticated for a group whose headquarters is supposedly located in a bombed out city in eastern Syria.

Still shots (in case the hosting goes down in the internet's neverending game of ISIS video "whack-a-mole":

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Meanwhile, from al-Qaeda:

 

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Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:18 | 6841984 GMadScientist
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I want to photoshop a backwards guitar into the one with the fancy block knuckle gloves, like he's playin' it with his teeth for Allah or sumpin.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:00 | 6838576 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Multi-ethnic cultures & societies are not unique to the "modern" world.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman-Arab-Byzantine_culture

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:46 | 6839301 Zero-Hegemon
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No, but multi-ethnic CIA sponsored death cults are.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:51 | 6839330 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Point well taken.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:20 | 6841989 GMadScientist
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Not between Mexico and Colombia.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 15:05 | 6843299 Zero-Hegemon
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Wow, with all the SHTF, I forgot about that corner of the world!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:29 | 6838362 Zero-Hegemon
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The Putin picture really cracks me up, all the fire, or maybe it's just the blank expression on Vlad's face?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:40 | 6838443 SillySalesmanQu...
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I couldn't help notice that Hitlerly was missing from that montage, possibly produced by The Clinton Foundation, in conjunction with CIA Productions.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:37 | 6839821 L Bean
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Good catch lol.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:52 | 6838483 Dre4dwolf
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What I like about Putin is he sees and tells it like it is and when he makes a military strike its not like a panzy strike hes in it to win it... Obama calls it sloppy, but I think war in itself is a sloppy endevour , if you are going to fight a war, fight to win and benefit your own society, there is no mercy in war , if you are engaged in a war and you are merciful to your enemy , you are just giving them more of an opportunity to defeat you.

In order to win a war, you must be ruthless and pragmatic and cold calculating.

The only way you can afford to be merciful is if your enemy is reasonable, fighting religious extremism is the very definition of fighting an enemy that is not reasonable or logical, their entire movement is cult-based, low IQ ideology not a whole lot of opportunity to reason with an enemy that cant even read but knows how to shoot down planes.

 

Needless to say, all this will end with genocide.

But IMO its not genocide when its preemptive self-defense.... your society has to make the determination to survive and resist an incursion.... Europe is opting not to resist and to allow Radical Islam to re-shape its culture from the inside out.... (if you cant beat um join um and let them take your shit) mentality... and look how well thats working out for them??? 

Submission and appeasement to Islam by westernized powers is not a winning strategy, everyone appeased Germany before WWII and look how that ended...

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:53 | 6838534 Shizzmoney
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Those guys have some pretty sweet gear...looks like stuff you'd get at Fort Bragg....wonder where they got that from?

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:21 | 6841990 GMadScientist
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Clearly Allah blinded some folks.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:34 | 6838375 Dre4dwolf
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Russia has it covered.

The best thing USA can do to help Russia fight terrorism is to stop funding and protecting terrorists and terrorist states like Turkey and Iran.

When Trump gets into office, U.S. Foreign Policy will make a complete 180 turn and maybe him and Putin can work together on cleansing the earth from this filth/Jihad non-sense.

Nothing can happen on the U.S. side until Obama is gone and all the garbage he programed into the system is deleted.

We need like an anti-virus candidate to go clean up all the bullshit in D.C. so the country can start operating normally again.

The U.S. govt is filled with Obama created Pro-Terrorist Malware lol . . . completely self-destructive govt policies in play.

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:14 | 6838707 ZenMoment
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I think you're a bit confused. We do not fund or give protection to Iran. And, even if we did, the terrorist groups that Iran works with are regional in ambition. Perhaps you want look to Saudi Arabia and Israel as far as countries we should stop providing protection and funds to in order to hamper terrorist activity...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:32 | 6838830 Dre4dwolf
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Allowing Iran to develop nukes is protection, U.S. this past few years has let pressure off of Iran and Iran will take advantage of the situation.

Israel needs help, no point in turning your back on the only civilized society in the middle east.

Every other nation state in the middle east is still living in the dark ages, literacy rates are only like 50-60% in the middle east, literacy in Israel is like 98%......

Given the chance I would want to promote the advancement and protection of the more educated and reasonable civilization in the region.

 

Israel is like the front-line defense for the western world, its the castle in a sea of shit tearing down your own castle is suicidal.

Regional ambition seems to be spreading to more regions.

Its only a matter of time before all these regional groups realize they are winning globally and conjoin into a neo-ottoman empire and radical islam spreads like wild-fire.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:52 | 6838970 ZenMoment
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Spoken like a true zio: Let's look at the points you cover here:

1. Iran will have a nuke (not even the Mossad or CIA can provide hard evidence of nuke building).

2. Israel needs us, they are civilized/ front-line of defense. (front line of defense against what? rock throwing Palestinians? Al qaeda and ISIS dont seem to target Israel...curious?) not to mention this protection comes at a cost of multi-billions annually, and the breeding of hate towards us. i believe osama bin laden listed our relationship with israel as a prime reason for 9/11...

3. And, then you end with firing up fear of moar terrorism!! haha even greater than isis! all the groups will get together and form a super terrorist group!!! 

bravo. an incredible zio piece right here. you're argument in short: iran now has a nuclear bomb, we NEED to provide israel american blood and treasure, oh and if we don't all the terrorists in the world will get together and form a super terrorist group...

c'mon confess to being a zio or go read through ZH archieves for a few days and get a better idea of what's really going on over there...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:10 | 6839066 Dre4dwolf
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I see Isreal as an investment the U.S. has dumped a lot of money and blood into.

I would not like to see that investment destroyed by a bunch of radicals.

Leaving the entire region unchecked and open to more radicalization will.... leave the region unchecked and ripe for more radicalization.

There is a high probability that if the U.S. and Russia just abandoned the middle east altogether in 20 years or so one or two Islamic states will gain territory especially if it is perceived that there is no external threat, that promotes unification, unification will give way to radicalism and expansion, appeasement will fuel it.

Abandoning Israel ensures this in the long run, Israel is too small and outnumbered, sure they would put up a hell of a fight going down, but they would go down.

 

Given the choice between Israel and Iran . . . its not a hard choice to me, Israel has a lot more to offer the world and with a lot less baggage to boot.

 

I think Israels interests are a lot more better aligned with American interests than people want to admit.

 

If that makes me a "zio". . . whatever that is... well fine.

Letting Israel fall will send the msg that America is weak, there will be blood in the water and the sharks will come, cant backtrack now , too late for that.

 

Letting your enemy divide you because of your association with a friend is like giving in to the class bully because he doesn't like who you hang out with... its stupid.

Sure Israel American alliance caused 9/11, that doesn't make the alliance wrong.

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:07 | 6840130 jomama
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The US is a vassal state of Israel.

Israel is the terrorist state #1 around the world, and only serves her own interests.

I refuse to support a nation of Zionists who think they are the master race, and view me as 'goyim'.

 

 

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:59 | 6841685 Victor von Doom
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"...only civilized society in the middle east."

THAT'S what keeps bringing me back to the Hedge: "A" grade newsfeed and comedy thrown in.

You crack me up.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:22 | 6841992 GMadScientist
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stopped reading at "Trump gets into office". Nothing you said after that has any relevance whatsoever.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:30 | 6838380 One And Only
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Love them because multiculturalism is good.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:50 | 6839885 CheapBastard
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After watching their PR video, hard not to support Barry's goal to import thousands more refugees to a 1000 more neighborhoods. Maybe the Saudis will volunteer to build 20,000 mosques for O'Barry as their GeeHadist training centers, yes.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:31 | 6838385 katchum
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Is ISIS in bed with China or what?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:43 | 6838456 Dre4dwolf
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China is kinda very pragmatic....

Chinese foreign policy flow chart

Does suggested action benefit China economically while destabilizing USA

IF YES CONTINUE SAID ACTION

IF NO STOP SAID ACTION

^^...

Dont think the Chinese care one way or the other what ISIS does.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:25 | 6841998 GMadScientist
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You contradict yourself.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:52 | 6838496 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Considering China's stance towards the Uighur Muslim population in Xinjiang province, that is unlikely.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:32 | 6838390 cheech_wizard
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Just go with the scorched earth policy already.

Stnadrd Disclaimer: Mesopotamia died long ago.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:58 | 6838584 Dre4dwolf
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You could always give more land to Israel... lets see if Israel takes over Iran, Syria, Iraq and is given protection by USA RUSSIA CHINA, we would have an advanced civilized society in the middle east maintaining law and order and contributing to the world in a meaningful way.

opposed to a bunch of people trying to blow everything up and convert everyone to their religion.

Just saying.... everyone likes to bash Israel, but its the only civilized society in the freaking middle east..... its the only beacon of stability and law and order in the entire region, people should be behind Jewification of the middle east not against it.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:05 | 6838636 cheech_wizard
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Did you know that 100% of all Carthaginians agree with my premise?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:08 | 6838646 danepol
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I agree  Dre4dwolf. 100%. Watch the dunces dance. The downvotes will prove us.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:30 | 6840035 fudge
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Nuke Jizrael.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:26 | 6842002 GMadScientist
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I believe you've mistaken white phosporous and kibbutzes for civilization.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:36 | 6838394 Cacete de Ouro
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Barry: "And so, I'm proud of my ISIL faith, eh..eh.... I mean, Islamic faith".

Handler {whispering}: "Sir, it's Christian, your religion is supposed to be Christian"

Barry: "Huh? Ye, ..I mean to say, I'm proud of my Christian faith, very proud"

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:28 | 6842006 GMadScientist
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"That man is a Moosslim!" - Crazy lady at McCain-Palin event 2007

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:33 | 6838395 IridiumRebel
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Now when they say "bring it on" to America, are they asking for more aid via supplies? We've been very helpful with them. 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:34 | 6838403 jakesdad
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can we get a kickstarter going to help fund the russians?  at least w/them we know whatever action they take will be decisive...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:35 | 6838410 sandman.s
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The White House has already been turned black.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:37 | 6838420 Lumberjack
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Rita Katz, some folks are about to take this a bit more serious than you like.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:37 | 6838422 Ghordius
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I really like this one: "...brands Russia and France a "coalition of devils"..."

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:37 | 6838425 Frankly Speaking
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This copyright is available for copy and resale with the express written consent of it's holder, here given.          al cia da.

Funny stuff.

 

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:28 | 6842010 GMadScientist
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"Remember, kids. Copying is theft."

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:37 | 6838426 Proaurum
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Hate to say that the $5 trillion cost and 6500 suicides a year are probably true. 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:57 | 6838578 neuronius
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Of course it's true, the guys who produced this piece are the same folks who are responsible for the $5T cost and the 6500 suicides per year.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:38 | 6839826 L Bean
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+100 POTD

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:38 | 6838430 Cautiously Pess...
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I saw an ad on Craigslist looking for extras for this production.   They were paying 10 bucks an hour and promised a lunch.  Not a bad gig if you can land it.

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:39 | 6838437 Vlad the Inhaler
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Meh, no cute chicks in the video. That's the root of their anger right there.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:52 | 6838505 headhunt
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Just how ugly and how small of a dick do these islamist morons have to feel the need to hide their women in sack cloth?

 

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:29 | 6842012 GMadScientist
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Yeah, nothing a little twerking and lapdancing can't fix.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:41 | 6838447 pob
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ISIS have very neat video editing skills and equipment thanks to William Hague & the british taxpayers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19205204

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:47 | 6838470 Bioscale
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These fucking british bastards should be hanged, it's unbelievable how crazy and stupid they sound. British public deserve future of hell for voting this motherfuckers into public offices.

 

"[by ] providing military support to the insurgents you may enhance the conflict in the short term, in the longer term you're more likely to save thousands of lives."

 

Fucking unbelievable

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:43 | 6838457 iClaudius
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"... US including the White House (which ISIS will “turn black”) ..." - Obama has beaten them to it.

'... calls Bill Clinton a "fornicator" ...' - can you believe the gall of these people! Bill should sue, that would scare the crap out of them.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:54 | 6838546 Allen_H
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He will cut the meth supply for a few days as punishment.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:30 | 6842013 GMadScientist
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Bill Clinton?! Motherfucker, GEORGE CLINTON!!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:43 | 6838458 Boing_Snap
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The US has Hollywood, India Bollywood, ISIL....????? Issywood??....yep this living in caves army does have some slick PR folks....makes you wonder where these PR folks come from? How do they operate from caves and still produce a quality product like that?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:48 | 6838461 css1971
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The market for this video is young muslim males in the UK, Germany, France, Belgium and young disposessed black males in America.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:49 | 6841003 MsCreant
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<--The Hood

<--The Caliphate

 

Which would you prefer to see dominate your inner city neighbor-hoods?

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:32 | 6842017 GMadScientist
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The psy ops for the other parts of society are already in place in the form of reality TV and sports.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:45 | 6838463 Lorca's Novena
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How many times do they threaten Israel again?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:05 | 6839045 Lorca's Novena
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Who downvoted me? Ben '6 million' Garrison is that you?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:59 | 6841037 Jerome Lester H...
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I did twice, you fucking moron...8 weeks...what a fucking surprise.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:34 | 6842023 GMadScientist
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Still didn't answer the fucking question though, did ya?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:44 | 6839855 jomama
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They must be really scared of them.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:45 | 6838464 Oswald did it
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Please tell me this is a joke

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:58 | 6838583 Ms No
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It's a joke, just not the kind everybody will think it is.  It is actually pretty funny.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:50 | 6841007 MsCreant
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Do not be mistaken. The joke IS on us.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:47 | 6838475 Seasmoke
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And that's a wrap. Great job everyone. Have a great Thanksgiving. And we will see everyone back on set bright and early on Monday. Remember that new script and lines, it's going to be a thriller.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:47 | 6839870 HowdyDoody
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And please don't throw the decapitated heads through the hoop. It is so disrespectful.

 

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:34 | 6842029 GMadScientist
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"And for fuck's sake no more shellfish in the catering!"

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:48 | 6838482 American Psycho
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I was a little upset I did not see any heirloom machine guns on the back of rusted out pickup trucks.  There's always next time.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:49 | 6838485 Quus Ant
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Some hollowchested fellows in Langley had fun making that one. 

Stretching the plot a bit, aren't we though?  A ragtag group of unsexed bearded malcontents against the world entire?  

It was only missing a cameo by the incredible hulk. 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:50 | 6838497 SteveNYC
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Definitely corporate sponsorship behind those uniforms.....

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:13 | 6838498 Moccasin
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I thought I was watching an advertisement for a video game. This was one of the more entertaining CIA productions.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:50 | 6838499 Xatos
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Their production skills sure seem to keep getting better.....

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:53 | 6838530 headhunt
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Wow - I hope this video doesn't cause mass 'protests' blowing up embassies and killing ambassadors.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:54 | 6838539 Herdee
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With a number of aircraft carriers off the coast of Syria,they should be careful what they wish for.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:55 | 6838547 Ms No
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Absolutely bizarre.  It seems they are trying to inflame US fundamentalists as well as make their ludicrous meme make some kind of warped sense, huge failure on number two, on the former I guess we shall see.  These goat herders sure have good special affects/graphics. 

Dabiq!  Armageddon bitchez!  

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:55 | 6838558 neuronius
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LOL this has CIA all over it.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:00 | 6838597 All Out Of Bubblegum
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< - This is CIA/Israel/etc

,< -This is real, like Fox/CNN/Obama says.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:27 | 6838798 Unix
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so there is no gray area for you eh? ok...you dont know the real truth, nor do i, but since you feel it, it must be true...carry on

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:55 | 6838985 All Out Of Bubblegum
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If you want to buy into half-baked propaganda with a high production value, knock yourself out. There is a truth older than Western civilization and Islam that half-literate Americans keep ignoring in their quest to ignore the snake in their midst:

 

"You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."

 

Who was he speaking of?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:26 | 6839187 Unix
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Our Lord was not dealing with the parentage of the devil, but with the moral and religious parentage of those Jews who were manifesting the most bitter antagonism to himself and plotting his destruction...

it was Jesus to the Gnostic Jews...

I don't do half baked anything, i look into details, as i am an analyst by trade, inquisitive by nature and a sinner in God's eyes my friend. No man is perfect, but one, Jesus Christ.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:45 | 6839295 All Out Of Bubblegum
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> those Jews who were manifesting the most bitter antagonism

 

They're still around.

 

http://maxblumenthal.com/2010/08/how-to-kill-goyim-and-influence-people-...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:32 | 6839516 Unix
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but you would lump them all together, see that is a generalization, and that is the core of what i rail against.

there are good christians and bad, good muslims and bad, good jews and bad, good whites and bad, good blacks and bad, etc

it is the lumping of all under one banner, just cant be done...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:38 | 6839557 All Out Of Bubblegum
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 "Those Jews that are still antagonistic" is being specific, not lumping. I'm far more concerned with the bad Jews, Christians and outright satanists that have huge political and financial power here in the US than I am with the dreaded Muslim threat that's just a mite in comparison.

 

Muslims don't run the Federal Reserve, for instance.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:53 | 6839896 pocomotion
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If Jesus

then

    echo "May God be with you"

else

    banner "UNIX is GREAT"

fi

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:03 | 6838622 bjax
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FFS !! American accent and everything .. 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:36 | 6838850 J Jason Djfmam
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The real tell is ham at the craft table.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:07 | 6838652 dirty belly
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Laural Canyon, Lookout Mountain.

There's a 80,000 sq. ft. CIA film studio under Lookout Mountain.

That studio is where Stephen Spielberg learned of 3D video.

Here it is:

Lookout Mountain, Hollywood's Top-Secret Nuclear Film Studio

http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2015/02/23/lookout_mountain_secret_film_studio_in_laurel_canyon_hollywood.html

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:09 | 6838664 magne13
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Well the only way out of a spiraling debt debacle is a major war of course!  Secondly I suppose its been over 800 years since the crusades, perhaps nothing has changed and a modern day call to all christians out there is coming!  Complacency breeds incompetence and the American people seem to just turn a blind eye, that is until its put to them on their doorstep.  Like everyone else who lacks faith, in the end everyone cries out to God to save them!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:09 | 6838673 Sacker of Cities
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As far as I am concerned it would be great if they get all of the malcontents of the world white, black and arab (notice they do not want any Hispanics) in one place. Then it is napalm time. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells of victory!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:20 | 6838737 22winmag
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Right in time for BLACK FRIDAY GUN AND AMMO SALES!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:23 | 6838761 Contrariologist
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Why is any of this shocking? They are in a WAR against multiple adversaries, all of whom have near-unlimited budgets to rain down fire, destruction and death upon their heads mercilessly, 24 hours a day.

Somehow, "our" methods of killing THOUSANDS of civilians, for DECADES, are okay, acceptable, and even "righteous," if you believe the political bullshit. But "their" methods of killing a few here and few there, and recording the acts (for the shock value, of course) is considered "evil" and "barbarous."

Grow up, people. We do infinitely more gruesome things to them than they can ever do to us. They are using the tools they have at hand to accomplish their war-goals. We do the same. Got that? We do the same.

Here's a little primer for you: Go watch the 1984 semi-classic movie "Red Dawn." Now ask yourself this: under what conditions would YOU consider it okay for a foreign country to invade the USA and try to do a "regime change"? I bet your answer is "None! Never! I would never accept a foreigner coming here to overthrow the USA!"

Great. Well, in modern terms, ISIS is the equivalent of the Wolverines, the teenagers who took up arms to repel the invaders. We are the invaders! We have been dropping bombs non-stop on Muslims in Iraq for over 24 years. Not one single week in 24 years has gone by without the USA killing someone in Iraq. Who the fuck appointed us as rulers of the planet? Terrorist attacks on us are nothing but BLOWBACK. In fact, the biggest, most evil terrorist organization ever on the planet is the government of the USA.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:36 | 6838858 J Jason Djfmam
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We have always been at war with everybody.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:49 | 6838889 Dre4dwolf
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Problem is once you start playing the game you cant stop till someone wins.

What happened in the past happened, you cant undo it.

You cant reason with an enemy blinded by anger and intolerance.

So you are presented with the option.

Out of some sense of guilt you let your enemy win , even though you clearly have the technological advantage, you commit suicide out of guilt.

or

You finish the job, no matter how wrong you feel it is.

Whats right or wrong is irrelevant, whats moral or just is irrelevant, your choice is simply to lose and submit or to win and reign.

No successful civilization in history has opted to lose and submit.

Guilt can not be inherited, todays generation inherited these foreign enemies, its an act of self-preservation to continue advancing your own culture.

 

The only reason America has not won a war in the past few decades/years is because America is holding back out of some false sense of guilt political correctness has forced the U.S. to fight with one hand tied to one leg behind its back for the better part of 20 years.

If the real guns were brought to the fight, the problems would all go away in a matter of months, right or wrong.

The greater moral evil is not fighting and winning and putting an end to it, allowing war to continue un-abated for decades impacts more people over the long term.

Look at Japan, we nuked the shit out of them TWICE, the war ended, they westernized and their entire society changed to OUR WAYS and they HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR IT (minus the occasional tsunami and reactor accident), if Japan was not nuked, the Pacific Wars would of lasted another 10-15 years more people would of died on both sides, more suffering and angst.

Its better to deal one or two deciding blows, than to inflict death by a thousand cuts.

The former resets the lossing society and corrects it, the latter serves only to breed more hatred and contempt and to embed war into the culture for multiple generations.

 

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:28 | 6839197 Baa baa
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Thus speaks King Draco. Admittedly credited with bringing democracy to Athens but...Who cares???

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 05:17 | 6841710 Victor von Doom
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Agreed Dre4dwolf. The war against the Jews is just warming up.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:48 | 6838933 Ms No
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Excellent post except for the use of the term blowback, that implies that these are unforseen consequences which is not the case this is contrived.

Blowback: an unforeseen and unwanted effect, result, or set of repercussions

False Flag: Something disguised to seem affiliated with a group OTHER THAN the one it really is affiliated with. For example, a "false flag operation" is a terrorist act committed by one group for the express purpose of discrediting another group, which is framed for it.
 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:23 | 6838762 headhunt
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US leftist propaganda piece if there ever was.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:24 | 6838779 Unix
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Ahhh yes, the religion of pieces...

you conspiracy people say it is CIA and Mossad, but you really dont know for sure, except in your minds. In this day and age high res graphics are available cheap. you can blame who you want, and yes the cia etc have funded these idiots as moderates, who then change with the wind and join daesh. i blame this and prior administrations for blatant lies and obfuscations too.

do you really think this is a new phenomenon? these people have been chopping off heads for thousands of years and it is not gonna change until the radical elements are wiped off the face of the earth, just like the nazi's...

disagree with me, it does not matter, they will not rest until there is a world wide caliphate, or they are all dead...when they come here and lay a nuke or bio weapon on a city, your city possibly, i wonder who you will attach blame for doing it...of course evil america and israel...because that is what you are programmed to do.

if you look at both sides, you can find much fault, but it boils down to radical islam, and america has fucked up big time, for that i blame the islamo-fascists in the rainbow house, along with every other govt, there are NO GOOD GOVTS left in the world, NONE. as for the radical islamists, they need to be turned into dust.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:24 | 6838780 loregnum
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hahahahahahahahahahaha

That's the first video I have watched with sound and oh boy, that was good. I believe I have heard that narrator doing voice overs for hollywood trailers.

HOW CAN ANYONE BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

Then again, a few billion believe in a personal loving god that decided to show its love by flooding the world and acts like a petulant child so I can't say I am surprised people belive in this isis shit.

Hey CIA, if you monitor these comments, please come hire me to take part in your bullshit terrorist videos and propaganda campaign. I promise I won't leak the full on evidence (like there needs to be more than this stuff and simple common sense) it's all bullshit as I have no desire to try and inform the idiot sheeple if they are too dumb to see how fake this crap is.

This is awesome and Goebbels would sure be proud if still alive.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:07 | 6839061 Baa baa
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Now "idiot sheeple" and patently, I say to you sir, "Is it lonely up on top of that pedestal?".

Sometimes the arrogance is papable.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:26 | 6838790 Noplebian
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WW3 – Turkey/ISIS/Russia – The Countdown Has Begun......

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/us-gives-their-prox...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:26 | 6838794 Lorca's Novena
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Now that its sinking in how fake this crap is, Lets all ban together here on ZH and make some funny "terrist" videos ourselves? All we have to do is put "isis" on it and whammo moar propoganda for the MIC...  and some laughs for ourselves.

 

submitted by Tim Osman

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:28 | 6838797 Bernanke'sDaddy
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WTF BROS

THE BOY-RAPING GOAT FUCKER WITH HIS HANDS UP IN PRAYER IS WEARING OAKLEY COMBAT GLOVES!!!

WHO THE FUCK BUYS THIS SHIT??

ps I'm also a vile, vile fornicator of nubile womens

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:00 | 6839919 HowdyDoody
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Product placement, dude. It's all about product placement.

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:31 | 6838826 roadhazard
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I'll bet Dick Cheney wishes he was President again.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:37 | 6838868 J Jason Djfmam
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I'm not sure he ever quit being president.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:38 | 6838871 Mewa
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And their favorite past time is fucking goats.....go figure

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:51 | 6838965 Ms No
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As long as it's not pigs it's okay.  If it were pigs... well that shit is just gross.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:55 | 6839908 e_goldstein
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Nor is it kosher.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:02 | 6839029 Chuckster
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I am willing to sacrifice Bill Clinton.  Can we UPS him over?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:10 | 6839084 sam site
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Those 6500 US suicides per year include soldiers suicided to keep

them quiet about the CIAs Afghan Heroin operation and all the real suicides resulting from the military's blind use of Big Pharma SSRI

Psych drugs that induce suicide and even homicide like Effexor.  Read the insert.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:12 | 6839099 Infinite QE
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Saw that the Senate passed a bill to force vets to have mandatory vaccines. Purging the ranks.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:44 | 6839856 L Bean
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Just what our grunts need, brain damage on top of brain damage.

Brain-do! It's got what grunts crave!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:12 | 6839102 BlussMann
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Slick production by the overseer of ISIS, the CIA. If they are trying to scare the Russians, good luck.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:14 | 6839119 InnVestuhrr
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Islam is the enemy of every individual who does not want to be islamic or subject to its followers dogmas and cult rituals.

The followers of the islamic cult are not just willing, but EAGER, to die for their cause, which is to conquer and subjugate all the non-islamists.

The ONLY way to defeat an enemy who is so eager to die for their cause is to TOTALLY DESTROY what they believe in. Incinerate and eradicate islam NOW, starting with all their cult sites, kill and destroy everyone and everything islamic - make people TERRIFIED of being identified as being associated with the islamic cult in any way - that is the only way to stop it.

Its them or you. They will not compromise or relent. They have already spread all over the world, and their agents and weak leaders are inviting them in huge numbers inside non-islamic countries. You either destroy them now or inevitably they will destroy you - they believe and preach this.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:21 | 6839156 All Out Of Bubblegum
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> You either destroy them now or inevitably they will destroy you - they believe and preach this.

 

You're confusing Islam with Judaism:

 

613: To destroy the seed of Amalek (Deut. 25:19)

 

http://www.jewfaq.org/613.htm

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:52 | 6839895 Nanur
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Thanks for the information! We've had a Dr and nurse both muslims coming to our parties for years.  And we've even gone to their kids b-day parties too.  They seem very nice, but they're probably just waiting for the opportunity to kill everyone! Am I right "InnVesturrr"?  

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:00 | 6840469 InnVestuhrr
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Your friends might not, but what about their disaffected resentful bitter children or grandchildren who aspire to the glory of allah and restoring the caliphate ?

I would give all islamic cultists the same ultimatum that their cult handbook (koran) mandates that they give to non-believers, ie convert or die. Therefore, doing unto the islamic cultists as they have done unto others for centuries, they must either convert to anything other than the islamic cult, or die.

What basis could there be for objecting to applying their own cult rules to them ?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 19:34 | 6840387 farflungstar
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OuR secular military dictators kept them in check until we decided those countries were deficient in democracy, so we overthrew them and destroyed the futures of millions of people...who happen to have millions of kids every year..

Notice how quick they were to put a dictator back on top in Egypt again, though a popularly elected dictator...no such luck for the others who kept the fundies under the jackboot. 

Whose brilliant fucking idea was that again?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:19 | 6839151 CHoward
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That guy doing the speaking sounds errily like someone I met at JPMorgan.  Just saying.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:25 | 6839184 DuneCreature
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Now ISIS has gone and done it.

I can handle the death threats and the taunts of being Satan’s butt buddy and shoe shine boy. I can overlook outrageous ransom demands for my poor dead mother’s stolen burial urn. I can’t actually see Jerry GeeHad putting Ms Creature in a Burka without getting fatally lacerated and bruised beyond identification by his next of kin, but Jerry can edict to Ms Creature all he wants. Good luck there, Jerry. (In my mind I keep seeing an attempt to bathe a dozen alley cats in the same tub of ice water as being a much easier way to go that crossing Ms Creature.) I am miffed but resigned to TSA groping and rifling of my baggage and all of this grief thanks to these towel head troublemakers.

But one thing I will not tolerate from these desert dwelling, goat herding, nomadic IT know-it-alls with their undoubtedly free Obama(Satellite)Phones and that’s being mocked for using an old tired browser that won’t render a cutting edge html5 threatening video worth a spit in a sandstorm.

Them there’s fight’n words you sick, slick video producing pork prick pustules getting tons (literally) of free ammo, cool antitank toys, 4x4 trucks with actual full auto machine guns mounted in the back (Ever since I was a little kid watching Rat Patrol I ALWAYS wanted one of those), free minutes and Hollywood help with the lighting and special effects and all of it, yes all of it, paid for with my tax dollars! ….. Really? And then you have to go and diss my browser like that.

Fuck you ISIS clowns.

~ DC

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:43 | 6839847 jomama
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LOL you really bought that one, didn't you?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:05 | 6840123 DuneCreature
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Hey, there is a limit to what a man can put up with. When I have to go out and spend cold hard cash on an upgraded browser just to be properly intimidated and awed by the boogiemen my government is funding, arming, training, transporting, drugging and doing PR for they at least ought to give me a tax credit or discount coupon to update the receiving end of their horseshit slurry pipe........................ Don't cha think?

 ~ DC

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:07 | 6839944 The Comedian
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What's the name of that song at the end? :)

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:27 | 6840021 restelle
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I believe the title of that song at the end is: "Allah Snakbutt" from the album: "Allah Goatfuckers and Friends".

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:36 | 6839241 KingOfMilwaukee
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You gotta be kidding me. This is hilariously bad.

People join ISIS because they have had victories. Given what Russia is doing to them now, I suspect those going to ISIS will flow to a trickle.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:07 | 6839393 Raul44
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Now when I think about it, this is the reason US is hiring more with this video. They need to resuply IS manpower after Russian debacle.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:51 | 6839327 Goldencrapshoot
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A dozen of these on Raqqa and everyone can go home.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_All_Bombs

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:04 | 6839384 Raul44
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This video was clearly made by US to incite public into joining and supporting military, think Pearl Harbor fraud. Dear US government, try your shit harder people are not stupid anymore, and while at it try not to use random white and black americans from the streets of Hollywood(with artificial beards) but real muslims instead... if you can even get ones willing to play your dirty game. Also, dont use modified US equipment(clothes) pls, you only ridicule yourself.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:48 | 6839875 ToSoft4Truth
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You’re 100% correct.

I go to NFL football games.  I saw the “Hometown Hero” shows.  They were all contrived.  Paid for by the MIC through the Pentagon. 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:26 | 6839491 fightapathy
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This was clearly made by Brian, a college graphic artist major dropout who like to play World of Warcraft in his kiddie bedroom on the second floor of his mom's cape. Brian's got a sense of humor and tad bit of talent that'd go farther if he wasn't such an egotistical prick with a streak of mean. Its probably why he couldn't cut it in college, and can't hold a job. I predict he's got a lot of years of playing with himself to look forward to -- in prison, or in his kiddie bedroom.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:30 | 6839509 Sturm und Drang
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Dammit Tylers - you need to adopt something like WB7's "food & beverage" warning, except one saying "It's popcorn time" when you've got some "quality" ISIS pR0n.

How did it do @ Sundance BTW?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:40 | 6839558 Drop out
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We released the weakest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUIxQ6TFZc

 

Edit: Maybe not "we" - but, not me anyway...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:25 | 6839763 robertocarlos
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Well, they are right about that POS Bill Clinton.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:39 | 6839830 Nanur
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NSA taking note... "robertocarlos" agrees with the ISIS.  Add him to the "do not fly" list.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:31 | 6839781 dirty dolphin
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It's funny that the white guy is placed in the middle of the scene in ISIS diversity propaganda.  As opposed to American diversity propaganda, where the white guy is usually off to the side somewhere. 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:32 | 6840205 Benjamin123
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In american diversity propaganda one of three people is black and everyone is ridiculously happy.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:03 | 6839814 Nanur
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"Bring it on"??? WTF?  Is W running the ISIS????  No wait, he's an "artist" now painting pictures of his toes in the bath tub.  It must be Cheney.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:38 | 6839828 Albertarocks
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The whole world is catching on.  Putin is not the bad guy.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUrzJ0XUYAArXaE.jpg

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:24 | 6840174 smacker
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Bet the Langley trolls hanging around are puking.....

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:44 | 6839857 ToSoft4Truth
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The X-ian god is being displaced. 

It’s hard to swallow but clearly, the X-ian god is the wrong god.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:47 | 6839869 Lmo Mutton
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Those are sure are some clean uniforms for such battle hardened, I will cut your head off, front line troops.

Now if they are just "extras" for a "CIA Productions Presents..." '...A Langley film', well then.......

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:41 | 6840071 lakecity55
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It says "Produced in Langley, VA" at the end, but it's in Arabic script.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:47 | 6839872 Itsthetiming
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Boring.

Is this news?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:49 | 6839879 ToSoft4Truth
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Americans are asking, "How will we fight and win this war?''

 

We will direct every resource at our command--every means of diplomacy, every tool of intelligence, every instrument of law enforcement, every financial influence, and every necessary weapon of war--to the destruction and to the defeat of the global terror network.

 

- Mr. Bush Thursday, Sept. 20, 2001

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:49 | 6839884 farflungstar
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Hey it's just what Bin Laden always wanted. To bleed the US dry with endless war. 

George W. Bush was dumb enough to give it to him, and so is this faggot Barry. 

Sad when Western leaders are so eager to help the terrorists win.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:08 | 6839946 Nanur
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Bush wasn't stupid, it's all going as planned. 

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