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"Credible" Threat That Closed LA Schools Was "Hoax", NYC Says

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Update:

 

*NYC GOT SAME THREAT THAT CLOSED LA SCHOOLS, DETERMINED HOAX: AP

But LA did not...

Los Angeles police confirmed that all Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) schools are closed Tuesday as police investigate what The LA Times reports as a bomb threat was called into a LAUSD board member. LAUSD is the nation's 2nd largest district. The LAUSD superintendent said  "I am not going to take a chance when it comes to the lives of students," stating that the threat was made to many schools, involved packages and backpacks, and says he wants every school is system searched. L.A. police chief says threat still being analyzed, FBI has been notified.

 

 

 

 

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As NBC Los Angeles reports,

Students were sent home from all Los Angeles Unified School District schools Tuesday morning, according to school police.

 

Los Angeles Unified School District officials plan to conduct a news conference after confirming the potential closure of all schools in the nation's second-largest school district. Details regarding the news conference were not immediately available.

 

Los Angeles School Police confirmed that all students already at schools will be sent home Tuesday morning. An employee at a school bus yard said drivers were told not to leave the lot.

 

The district did not confirm whether the decision was due to a potential safety threat.

 

LAUSD enrolls more than 640,000 students in kindergarten through 12th grade at more than 900 schools. The district covers about 720 square miles in Los Angeles and smaller Southern California communities.

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Bus drivers have been told not to take the buses out of the lot...

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Hhhmm, paging immigration?

 

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Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:09 | 6925642 Government need...
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Did Sheniqua's EBT card get cancelled?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:10 | 6925661 NoDebt
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I don't see any riots being reported at WalMart so I'm guessing no.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:44 | 6925884 Meat Hammer
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That would be a chimpout that would make the L.A. riots look like a bake sale.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:09 | 6925646 LawsofPhysics
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LOL!!!  South central has been a "credible threat" for 40+ years!!!!  Jump you fuckers!!!

 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:27 | 6925765 Kirk2NCC1701
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And he said that he "would not take the chance with the life of a student"

Now there's an ironic statement, given (a) the threat levels of said 40+ years, and (b) the crappy education in the same period.

Hope that he put the teachers and staff on unpaid leave, but I doubt it.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:35 | 6925827 LawsofPhysics
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teachers and staff, yes of course, administrators however, will still be paid.

We are going back to neo-fuedal times.  People who actually do the work get fucked.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:09 | 6925648 NoDebt
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Common Core Terrorism.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6925677 Ignatius
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When they close the schools due to "Common Core Terrorism" we'll know we're making progress against the real terrorists (Gates, Rockefeller and Ford Foundations) , and not before.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:25 | 6925743 Zero-Hegemon
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"Common Core Terrorism" will only be met with a "reasonable response" to the "estimated threat".

In DHS parlance, that means they will consider open carry of safety scissors throughout the building, but only when sheltering in place.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:09 | 6925652 aliki
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#contained

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6925712 Global Hunter
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(deleted) another poster made same comment before me further down the thread.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:10 | 6925656 Eugend66
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MFing idiots, read your swear on constitution.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:10 | 6925659 Tor.19
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Time to get John  McClain involved.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:02 | 6925968 logically possible
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John McCain? Yes to help with the supply chain of weapons , money and transportation for the terrorists.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:10 | 6925662 williambanzai7
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Junior Varsity indeed...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:11 | 6925670 Rainman
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It's not that bad ... out of 640,000 LA students only half show up on a Tuesday.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:12 | 6925671 GartmansTaint
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I mean, really?  If someone wanted to put a bomb there, why would they let everyone know?  The Crips and Bloods don't call in Drive by threats?  

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:12 | 6925672 koaj
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Paging Hans Gruber

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:12 | 6925673 TeamDepends
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Some kid heard something from some other kid which included "pop-tart gun purple monkey dishwasher". We feel this is a credible threat, plus we get to roll out our bitchin' police-state gear and scare the crap out of the little people.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:30 | 6925787 kralizec
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The way things are going they better get used to seeing Fedcoat goons in full police-state gear.

Can't they just enjoy their freedom and safety? Jeez!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:56 | 6925977 lakecity55
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They make good targets.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:13 | 6925675 Miffed Microbio...
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What we need are more refugees to enhance diversity and understanding. This will alleviate irrational fears. Please be patient people.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:13 | 6925676 Laughinggrizzley
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Welcome to the jungle...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:13 | 6925679 Panafrican Funk...
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640K largely unsupervised children and teens let loose in a major metro area is functionally a terror attack.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:16 | 6925680 1033eruth
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Super mega overkill designed to instill fear into the great unwashed masses.  

Have one mass shooting in San Berdoo and it lends credibility to every single last disgruntled doofus that wants to call in a bomb threat.  Its going to be great to be a teacher in LA County when you never have to work and still get paid due to "bomb threats".  

Everytime someone forgets and leaves a "package" behind, SHUT THE CITY DOWN!

I'll check the package for free if I get to keep the contents.  Why?  99.99% of these incidents are to promote fear (the media by exposing non-events) amongst the braindead zombies. 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:55 | 6925973 lakecity55
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"Sir, you must return to your house!"
"What's up, officer?"
"A brown bag in the homeless district. Have you got a gun?"
"Err, no."
"Sorry, but I have to feel you up. What? A copy of Guns and Ammo? You might be inclined to purchase a weapon. Come with me."

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:14 | 6925683 ToSoft4Truth
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Trump will go over 50% today.  Oh yes he will.

 

"...And the beat goes on, beat goes on..."

 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:38 | 6925842 Occams_Chainsaw
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He is the one who called it in....

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:40 | 6927025 Demdere
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Context for Trump : 

Murdock has was selected as a cooperating partner of the CIA long ago, it is the source of his wealth.

FOX, you cannot doubt, is still a major propaganda source of the gov's coverup of 9/11.

FOX, you cannot doubt, is now a major supporter of Donald Trump.

QED.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:14 | 6925685 replaceme
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How will all those kids eat lunch? Did they get their school breakfast?? I'm so mad at ISIS right now I can hardly play my Bejeweled Blitz and jack it to Accuweather....

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:28 | 6925768 Squid Viscous
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long White Castle, KFC and whoever makes orange drank

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:15 | 6925688 Squid Viscous
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One less day of gov't brainwashing, a "win" for the kids

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:47 | 6925904 Meat Hammer
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They'll just receive it from teevee today instead.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:01 | 6926000 logically possible
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The terrorist threat is the brainwashing lesson for the day. Stay home and hide.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:17 | 6925698 Sturm und Drang
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Land of fruits and nuts indeed...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:17 | 6925700 orangegeek
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It's just Barry's family members.  No problem here.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:17 | 6925701 NoDoomForYou
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Sanctuary city = sanctuary terrorists.  You reap what you sow.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:52 | 6925947 lakecity55
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"We are under attack by vicious terrists! I ask that all Americans turn in their guns, knives, forks and spoons so that We can still be that Shining City on a Hill."

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:44 | 6925702 El Hosel
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That explains the rally, lets have some money drops so the kids can go shopping today....Bullish

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:18 | 6925704 Lorca's Novena
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What they need to do is threaten the administrator buildings where all of the bullshit and lies start.

(Former LAUSD student chiming in)

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:18 | 6925706 flyingcaveman
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The lack of Federal funds that are tied to attendance are going to bankrupt the district,  Might be cheaper to let the school get bombed, schools could use some new windows and a fresh coat of paint anyway.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:24 | 6925740 Clowns on Acid
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They will just change the criteria to release the funds. Believe me the brown clown will never stop spending white man's money just because of "rules".

 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:18 | 6925707 rejected
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Yep,,, this is what it's coming to. Soon you will be sheltering in place every day someone calls in a hoax while goons in badges with automatic rifles "protect" you.

Welcome to the new and improved America.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:20 | 6925708 stant
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So the terrorist will shift to thier secondary targets. Video game arcades

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6925726 Temporalist
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When was the last time you saw one of those?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:20 | 6925713 Top Hat
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They need to strengthen the background checks for backpacks and packages!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:21 | 6925717 youngman
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Isnt the internet great...one message and 640,000 kids get a free day....seems to be making of a trend here

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:21 | 6925724 Zero-Hegemon
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Mid-term exam week

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:35 | 6925820 PTR
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Back in the 90's, it happened at my college (an extension campus of Purdue, which was also a commuter campus.)  It would happen at least once a year, during finals.  Funny thing was, it never made the news when it happened.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:50 | 6925936 lakecity55
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Back then, they had not progressed to the gun-grab part yet.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:21 | 6925718 Temporalist
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Yay!  This is like a snow day with bullets and explosions!  Horray for Hollywood!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:21 | 6925721 Zero-Hegemon
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<-- Check the NO-FLY List

<-- Check the NO-FLY List

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6925725 djsmps
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When will the county-wide Shelter In Place order take effect.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6925728 RockySpears
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Come on, It's for the Children.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:23 | 6925730 Bastiat
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I imagine scores of residential neighborhoods swarming with ninja looking SWAT teams and LAPD military vehicles.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:23 | 6925732 franciscopendergrass
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Yes, we are gonna tell people that there is bomb before they set it off.  Only the US military would do something like that like dropping leaflets on ISIS oil tankers.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:26 | 6925758 Bastiat
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C'mon, they didn't want to kill any Turks.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:31 | 6925796 MopWater
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That is one thing I've never understood.

Why call in the bomb threat? Why not just blow the bitch up and watch the chaos ensue?

Oh wait...that's because there is no bomb.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:47 | 6925903 lakecity55
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"Bath House, you must keep them in Fear! Any abandoned brown-bag of Ripple can serve to cause a Bomb Scare!"
"I Hear and Obey, Oh Masters of Zion."

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:25 | 6925744 Jason T
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Helen Keller!!!!!

"Security is a superstion.  It doesnt' exist in nature.  If you're not living in danger, your not living."

I though threats were a dime a dozen anyhow?  

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:40 | 6925852 Occams_Chainsaw
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12 for ten cents where I shop....

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:25 | 6925746 youngman
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Probably could not make payroll this Friday..so had to cut some hours

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:05 | 6926022 Lorca's Novena
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Hmmm, creative cost reduction, i like it

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:29 | 6925747 NuYawkFrankie
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"Look Mommy! There's that funny man again! The one who was playing dead at Sandy Hook!"

"Good boy Frankie Jnr!  Your observational skills are really improving!  It'll be an extra dog-biscuit for you at lunch today!"

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:44 | 6925887 lakecity55
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"A flatulent boy was fingered as the culprit behind a poisonous gas scare today in LA County. Marines, Navy and Air Force NBC experts examined the boy, who had a large Mexican Bean dinner last night. At last report, an Anal Probe determined that refried beans were the cause of today's Terror Scare!"

"Bath House Barry called for Moar Gun Control at the WHite Hut."

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:50 | 6925927 IridiumRebel
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I look forward to Robbie Parker holding a press conference, after he gets done laughing and cracking jokes of course. 

The dude is everywhere!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:26 | 6925750 stant
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He said no child left alone ha ha

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:26 | 6925756 youngman
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They can all go to Star Wars today

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:26 | 6925757 ToSoft4Truth
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Hmmm…..

What’s stopping someone from shorting Uber than calling in a Terror Threat?  “10 Uber Drivers will attack 10 separate cities today at Noon Mecca time

What a scam. 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:01 | 6926250 inosent
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Uber is not publicly traded :)

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:27 | 6925759 SillySalesmanQu...
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In breaking news, LA Police found thousands of firearms, hundreds of pounds of mariauana, illegal drugs and midget trannies during a locker search at LA public schools this morning...several SEC officials were also found with the midget trannies...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:30 | 6925789 rubearish10
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Rigged!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:31 | 6925795 yogibear
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Aren't LA schools already part of the Mexican school district?

Let Mexico deal with it.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:33 | 6925813 nosam
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If there was a real threat the schools would not have closed.

The CIA will not have its false flags thwarted.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:43 | 6925878 pipes
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If there was a real fake threat the schools would not have closed.

The CIA will not have its false flags thwarted.

 

Fixed it for you.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:38 | 6925824 ThisIsBob
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Jeezus, why schools, why not the fucking congress?  Send them home, - much more bang for the buck.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:54 | 6926225 inosent
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Bob, you ask the best question of all. Why *is* it the terrorists never, ever, never, never-ever attack a credible target with real military value, focusing on the source of their alleged islamic ails? Have we heard of just one person in government falling under allahs knife? government building? Any federal reserve chairs, past? present? Bankers? Fed Res offices? The  Fed Res building in NY? The CIA? FBI? ATF? HLS? The stock exchanges? Internet cables? Communication satellites? Well? Sure, little mexican kids, random ppl in shopping malls, tall buildings that need to be retrofitted because of all the absetos in them, but it seems like the terrorists go pretty easy on what anybody would reasonably consider as a valuable military target. They sure are dumb, aren't they?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:35 | 6925826 Meat Hammer
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In other news, 400,000 "parents" on EBT had to actually watch their own kids for the day.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:37 | 6925834 PTR
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And 400,000 regular parents are ready to beat the shit out of whoever pulled this stunt and threw their day into disarray.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:36 | 6925828 Troy Ounce
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Shootings at American schools is becoming folklore.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:36 | 6925832 YouThePeople
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Desperate...Not Serious.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:40 | 6925835 lakecity55
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"An unmarked lunch bag was found in the hallway. US Army NBC Experts have been called."
"All of LA is on Lockdown-Shelter in Place. The small brown paper bag contains a mysterious object."
"At the White Hut, Bath House Barry demands moar "Gun Control."

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:39 | 6925841 Calculus99
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Good strategy by the Elites

Keep everyone scared with continued bogus threats (it's about time to move the 'terror threat' up a notch or 2)

Indoctrinate the youngsters into the 'terror threat', really ram it into  their growing brains

Who loses: The public

Who wins: The Elites via more power given to them and their friends + more cash booty to share around. 

Folks, if you haven't realised it by now, a) as Trump likes to say, you're dopey, and b) we're all being played...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:38 | 6925846 FreeNewEnergy
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Huh, terrorists can now close down entire school systems. That's what I call progress.

"Hello, Malik, please come to Rochester, NY. We've learned that the city school district graduation rate was 45%."

"Um, excuse me, Sharif, that's bad. Why would we want to shut them down?"

"It was only 42% the year before. We cannot have this kind of progress."

"Allah Akbar! I'm on my way."

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:41 | 6925856 jughead
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There is no credible threat because there is no credible enemy to make them. If Daesh or anyone else really wanted to, they would simply call in bomb threats all over the place...repeatedly, until the knee-jerk panic attacks turned into routine ho-hum then BOOM hit us with a series of actual bombings.  Any half-baked street gang could pull it off...which is why it is obvious that are alleged enemies are either non-existenent or they work for us.  

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:41 | 6925863 Lostinfortwalton
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As long as it doesn't affect Barry's excellent holiday adventure in Hawaii I am good with it. Teaching is so overated anyway.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:42 | 6925866 Consuelo
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Ever observe a well-trained Border Collie herd farm animals...?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:43 | 6925867 Agent P
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First question: Do terrorists have a history of calling in bomb threats before carrying out attacks?

Second question: Do students have a history of calling in bomb threats during mid-term & final exams week?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:51 | 6925941 Lost in translation
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ETA calls them in, ya.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:45 | 6925889 JustPrintMoreDuh
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I refuse to accept this as normal.  In order to prevent this from ever happening again we must ban all schools.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:06 | 6926029 ToSoft4Truth
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Ban anonymous land lines. 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:46 | 6925899 Charles Offdensen
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What's needed is stronger bomb control legislation. It's worked so we'll for guns it just has to work for bombs too!!!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:47 | 6925905 SillySalesmanQu...
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Hmmm, this probally will put a big dent in "hanging at the mall" and doing Christmas shopping this Terrorism Season...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:53 | 6925918 SharkBit
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Was not aware terrorists phoned in thier intentions?  Oh, scary... I'm so afraid...Save me Obozo...Save me Government.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:29 | 6926128 css1971
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The IRA used to. They'd plant bombs and phone the police ahead of time with a code word.

Why? Because then they can phone in hoaxes as well and have the police shut down anything they want.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:49 | 6925919 El_Puerco
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{DRIVERLESS REMOTE CONTROLLED PATSY MOBILE PROVEN!

SAN BERNARDINO...}

 

May be now is on the Control Remote STAND_BY permanently.. 

You will have this Until ...

 

FALSE_FLAG all the time...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:49 | 6925924 Lost in translation
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#FalseFlag

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:50 | 6925925 youngman
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They are telling them to get out of the schools..they should say get out of California....

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:52 | 6925944 _SILENCER
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IT'S FINALS WEEK.

Kids don't want to go and face whatever watered down examination process awaits them.

Also, LA County supervisors are "voting" on expanded gun restrictions and ammo taxes today, all without citizens consent.

There is no bomb, unless it was planted there by FBI patsies.

 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:52 | 6925945 One And Only
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Another god damn Christian from Sweden no doubt.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:52 | 6925948 IridiumRebel
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PLEASE! SOMEBODY! ENACT SENSIBLE BOMB CONTROL NOW AND THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN.

 

 

CAN ANYONE HELP ME GET THE ALL CAPS BUTTON TO QUIT STICKING?!?!?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:58 | 6925989 ThisIsBob
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1.  STFW

2.  Pry off the key.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:18 | 6926091 krispkritter
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STOP WANKING OFF OVER YOUR KEYBOARD! YOUR WELCOME.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:26 | 6926116 IridiumRebel
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SEEMS YOU SUFFER THE SAME PROBLEM.

I WILL TRY PLACING A PLASTIC SHEET OVER IT ONCE THE DESIRED VIDEO IS FOUND.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:52 | 6925949 Charles Offdensen
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"Tis the season to be bombing, Allah la la la la la la la!"

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:21 | 6926100 inosent
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lol ... I was with the church on Sunday, all 5 of us, the other 3000 seats were empty, but whatever ... anyway, the pastor was saying 'we really need some new Christmas songs, the old ones are great, but we need some new classics' - "Allah la la la la la la la" haha .... 'allah' ... whadda bunch of middle eastern camel excrement, and their psycho prophet and all their psycho whackjobs who believe in that stuff. at least my literary character said 'this is my commandment that ye love one another that your joy may be full'. The War uh, queer ann and the tall mood are cook books for killing, the three books that should be burned and never allowed to see the light of day ever again

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:54 | 6925959 1stepcloser
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No bombs found but lots of dope

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:56 | 6925976 Strelnikov
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And no one in power recognized this as the plot from the second Die Hard  movie?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:22 | 6926647 Barley Burnside
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It's acually the third Die Hard movie with Samuel Jackson, "why you keep calling me Jesus, My name is Zues, he was saying hey-Zues"

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:57 | 6925984 tongue.stan
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Proctology exams for everyone.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:59 | 6925991 lakecity55
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What a fucking joke.

Before the homosexual crackhead leaves office, if he ever does, this entire contry will have burned to the ground.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:13 | 6926065 inosent
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2 down votes? we love you Barack and Mikey!

xoxox

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:00 | 6925994 Monetas
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H O A X .... is it not .... far more dangerous .... to loose all those "Spiggers" (spics and niggers) on the public ?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:02 | 6926008 1stepcloser
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Good for GDP...look at all the extra EBT swipes at lunch time

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:12 | 6926053 inosent
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I think LA is like 104% mexican. European Americans are pretty much extinct around here. A fair amount of jews, and a handful of blacks.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:32 | 6926150 Never One Roach
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Knockout punch victims will soar in LA today.

 

 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:01 | 6925995 cn13
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Somebody forgot to study for an exam. 

The oldest trick in the book.

They take these threats a bit more seriously than when I was a kid.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:00 | 6925998 ClowardPiven2016
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I feel safe knowing the NSA has a record of the call and will get to the bottom of this

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:09 | 6926040 inosent
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lol

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:01 | 6926001 fiftybagger
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Yawn

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:03 | 6926012 Fuku Ben
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"Credible" intel from the least credible sources.

In order to prevent this type of threat in the future all students will be required to report to school wearing and carrying nothing. Your clothes, learning materials and brains will be provided to you at the door right after you've had a full cavity search and been radiated with our corporate partner's scanners.

There were so many of these bomb threats in school I couldn't even begin to estimate the count on them. Final exam days seemed to result in an awful lot of them. Which is right about now coincidentally. But you can't be too safe with the ISIS boogeyman living under every rock. Especially when they'll soon be used in the US to get the sheep bleating for more tyranny.

The police have no lawful duty to protect you. The school officials probably don't either. Everyone in the hierarchy wants endless power and no responsibility or accountability. And so the structure is set up that way. And if a low level scape goat is ever needed to shut the sheep up one is provided.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-12-14/night-aleppo-scenes-syrias-most...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:04 | 6926013 PutinLover
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Zero Hedgers love a good terror attack. It goes hand-in-hand with hating America.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:08 | 6926035 inosent
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you forgot the </sarcasm> tag? or what?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:35 | 6926142 ThisIsBob
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Well, certainally your ass needs a rusty jihad shoved up it - or would you like that Sweetie?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:33 | 6926152 Insurrexion
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Go back to shaving your mom's back with your welfare funded shearing equipment asshole.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:37 | 6926154 Insurrexion
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Then, come back with your federal government issued identification, picture and address asshole.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:08 | 6926296 silverer
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If you love massive crime at the highest levels of government, then you'll love America.  If you love graft and corruption in politics, then you'll love America.  If you love people that would sell out their own grandmother for a buck, then you'll love America.  If you love a government that takes your hard earned money overseas to bomb and kill innocent people for the benefit of the elite, then you'll love America.  America ... what's there not to love?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:04 | 6926014 rbgnr111
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did they find the syrian refugee passports yet???

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:04 | 6926020 Monetas
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It would take days .... for the lazy police and burocunts .... to search the entire system .... won't happen .... this HOAX was perpetrated by the school board member .... who remains anonymouse ?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:05 | 6926021 ToSoft4Truth
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Will The Superbowl be cancelled or held in a secret location.  LOL 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:07 | 6926032 cheech_wizard
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Did Star Wars open in theaters today? Oh wait I think it's Friday. 

Standard Disclaimer: May the farce be with you.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:05 | 6926277 silverer
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I'm skipping this one.  I hear it's been taken over by the propagandists and politicizers.  No point in watching.  Take your dog for a walk, go have a beer instead.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:07 | 6926034 markar
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Cue another gun control speech by Obama. Surely he can get one in before his Christmas vacation.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:05 | 6926560 man of Wool
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Not if its a hoax.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:08 | 6926036 Monetas
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There's barely 140 school days in the school year .... the union cunts want moar paid days off ? 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:10 | 6926039 TVP
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Ever notice how these kind of "threats" happen to increase in frequency right after a "terror attack"?

Recall Sandy Hook, Boston Bombing, others.  People see a backpack and think its a bomb, lose their shit.  Someone orders a pressure cooker online and they get a SWAT team in their front yard.  

Fear tactics in full-swing.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:21 | 6926097 ToSoft4Truth
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Does your local mall have public lockers?  Report suspicious activity. 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:13 | 6926063 moonmac
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MUSLIM VETTING PROCESS QUESTIONAIRRE

1) Do you believe adulterers should be killed?

YES

2) Do you think girls should be stoned to death for getting raped?

YES

3) Would you bomb American kids if innocent Muslims were there?

NO, I’d never kill innocent Muslims

Welcome to America Muhammad!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:14 | 6926071 bpj
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The threat: Y=mx+b, now considered racist rhetoric.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:29 | 6926133 1stepcloser
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Everyone is on C21H30O2

-Mr Hand

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:20 | 6926335 cheech_wizard
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Seriously? No white Christmas for you...

Standard Disclaimer: C17H21NO4

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:15 | 6926079 henry chucho
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When they "send them home" in L.A.,do they mean their "real" home back in Mexico,or their "section 8" baby farm in L.A.?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:17 | 6926083 Ghost of Porky
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What does ISIS have against Mexicans? 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:14 | 6926314 22winmag
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Not enough.

 

Mexifornia can be it's own country and fall into the sea.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:27 | 6926362 Chuckster
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They are mostly catholic.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:23 | 6926102 yogibear
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The Mexican school system in LA.

Surprised the terroist haven't hit the Disney parks yet. Even though they pay people minimum wages to seach through the bags they can easily get through.

 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:24 | 6926107 Emergency Ward
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-- "Barry Soetoro's Day Off"

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:36 | 6926170 J Jason Djfmam
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Bareass Fooler's Day Off.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 12:28 | 6926121 Son of Captain Nemo
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Some additional McNews on the "war on terror" to go with your latest plausible deniability moment of a real terror threat in LA!

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