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"Most Liberal" US College Unleashes Demands For "Deconstructing The White Supremacist, Capitalist System"

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The manifesto for the micro-aggressives has been unleashed on an unknowing "safe-space"-seeking, politically-corrected, American public. Students at no lesser liberalist college than Oberlin, Ohio, have released 14 pages of full social-justice-warrior-tard warning that they are "not polite requests, but concrete and unmalleable demands."

As DailyCaller.com reports, the list, which bubbled up online over the past three days, is no less than 14 pages in length, and includes a staggering 50 demands, many of which divide into several sub-demands. Not only are the demands numerous, but they are quite severe and are paired with stern rhetoric. The document opens as follows:

Oberlin College and Conservatory is an unethical institution. From capitalizing on massive labor exploitation across campus, to the Conservatory of Music treating Black and other students of color as less than through its everyday running, Oberlin College unapologetically acts as [sic] unethical institution, antithetical to its historical vision. In the 1830s, this school claimed a legacy of supporting its Black students. However, that legacy has amounted to nothing more than a public relations campaign initiated to benefit the image of the institution and not the Africana people it was set out for...

 

[T]his institution functions on the premises of imperialism, white supremacy, capitalism, ableism, and a cissexist heteropatriarchy. Oberlin College and Conservatory uses the limited number of Black and Brown students to color in its brochures, but then erases us from student life on this campus. You profit off of our accomplishments and invisible labor, yet You expect us to produce personal solutions to institutional incompetencies. We as a College-defined “high risk,” “low income,” “disadvantaged” community should not have to carry the burden of deconstructing the white supremacist, patriarchal, capitalist system that we took no part in creating, yet is so deeply embedded in the soil upon which this institution was built.

After continuing in this manner for a while and outlining some broad goals (such as “the eradication hegemony in the curriculum”), the document begins to reel off demands, warning that they are “not polite requests, but concrete and unmalleable demands.” If Oberlin doesn’t capitulate, the document warns of a “full and forceful response,” though, despite the detailed demands, what the “response” would be remains entirely undefined.

  • A 40 percent increase in the number of black students in the school’s jazz department by 2022 (demands related to the jazz department are in general very numerous).
  • The elimination of the school’s No Trespass list, which bars certain individuals deemed unsafe from entering campus, because it includes blacks in disproportionate numbers.
  • The creation of a bridge program that will recruit recently-released prisoners to enroll at Oberlin for undergraduate courses
  • “A more inclusive audition process in the Conservatory that does not privilege Western European theoretical knowledge over playing ability.”
  • Adding Africa-centric course requirements for all departments that have existing Western civilization-themed course requirements. For example, history majors are required to take a U.S. history course, so they should also be required to take a course on African history prior to 1800.
  • The establishment of special, segregated black-only “safe spaces” across campus, including in the central library and the school’s science building.
  • An $8.20/hour stipend for black student leaders who are organizing protest efforts
  • The creation of a school busing system for Oberlin, Ohio’s K-12 schools, paid for by the college.
  • The immediate firing of eight college employees for various offenses, including music theory professor Allen Cadwallader for “the racist undertones of his course as well as the way in which he treats black Jazz who take his course, which is rooted in white supremacy.”

While the long list of demands clearly involved a substantial amount of effort, one interesting aspect is its authorship is not totally clear. The original Google Docs post of the demands (which has since been deleted) credits them to ABUSUA, a black student group, but that group doesn’t appear to have much of a public online presence, and there’s also no outside evidence of them taking credit for it. But some other Oberlin organizations, like its pro-Palestine group, have publicly endorsed the demands, and there was also an online document collecting signatures which, according to the blog Legal Insurrection, surpassed 400 before also being taken down.

Whatever the demands’ origin, it’s not a huge surprise that they’ve popped up at Oberlin. Two years ago, the school had a series of hate crimes faked by liberal students, and earlier this year an appearance by feminism critic Christina Hoff Sommers prompted students to create a special “safe space” for students who felt emotionally traumatized by her lecture.

The full list  of "demands" are presented below. Enjoy.

 

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Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:33 | 6944445 thebigunit
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Yeah.

You ignorant ZH fucks will believer anything the right wing agents provocateur throw at you and the wing-nut media like the Daily Caller will propagate it. 

So, what's your point?

 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:55 | 6944512 Atomizer
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Exomike graduated from Oberlin with a degree in home economics and can't find a transgender to spoon in bed with. 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:52 | 6944502 novelator
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You ignorant libtards will believe anything your left wing agents provocateur tell you to and your wing-nut media like Huff Po will propagate the talking points. You get an F- on this "post" exomike. You obviously don’t have the prerequisites for this site. Or the balls.

 

Dude, get a grip. Maybe use a little less K-Y when you try to whack yourself off. I bet you have a hard time, even with pictures.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:16 | 6944578 Manipuflation
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I am right here exomike.  I really do not think you have it in you.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:12 | 6944364 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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I wonder if they offer a degree in Hispanic LGBT Studies?  You can really contribute to society with that degree.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:22 | 6944407 grunk
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To get anywhere in this world you need to supplement that degree that with a minor in Handicapped Lesbian Interpretive Dance.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:26 | 6944391 grunk
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"Micro-Aggression?"

Walk out of your "safe spaces," and into the real world, douchenozzles.

You'll be getting a buttload of "Macro-Aggression" shoved up your "safe space."

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:17 | 6944397 Golden Showers
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Reminds me of a Vonnegut story about the Handicapper General... oh, what was it? "Harrison Bergeron", if memory serves.

How about abandoning ship? Let these ignorant useful idiots run their own diploma mills. Turn it into a "Project", as if it wasn't already a Frankfurt School wet dream to get this far.

Oh, and happy Quanza! We should celebrate this invented holiday by racist gang thug rapist Ronald McKinley Everett.

Divide and conquor. I say let all of these pussies go and get boostered. Let them have Oberlin and burn it down for all I care.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:40 | 6944414 NuYawkFrankie
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Meme Of The Day: "White Christians are to blame!!!"

Don't fall for it. The "Synagogue Of Satan" - aka "The USSA" -is panicking.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:27 | 6944428 Mareka
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"The establishment of special, segregated black-only “safe spaces” across campus" ???

Um. Your shitti'n me, right?

Next there will be a demand for black only entrances and black only water fountains.

I wish my grandparents were still alive so one of these enlightened people could explain "white privilege" to them.

Grandma left home at the age of 13 to work as a house servant and Grandpa was apprenticed to a cabinet maker at the age of 9 to help support the family after his mother died.

While they were at it, perhaps they could explain "Safe Spaces" to my wwII combat veteran uncles.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:30 | 6944439 thebigunit
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Hah!

I'll bet that Oberlin's football team probably sucks.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:33 | 6944804 stormsailor
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yeah, and they probably swallow too.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 03:02 | 6944442 One And Only
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Why do they have to "Deconstruct The White Supremacist, Capitalist System"?

There's a big beautiful continent called Africa (aside from Asia it's the largest continent, a lot of room). They can simply take out a loan they will never pay back to buy a plane ticket to exactly what they want.

What else could they ask for? African community, little to no white people, and very little capitalism. They can have it, it's theirs for the taking. I will even help them in these three easy steps:

1. Go to https://www.chase.com/ and take out a personal line of credit (don't worry about paying this back, black people seldom do)

2. Go to https://www.expedia.com/Flights and punch in whichever African/brown utopia you desire.

3. Go to the airport and get the fuck out.

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

Stay away from evil white people.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:35 | 6944454 besnook
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the sad thing about this stupisity is the total ignorance of history. when the east rules the west all of this will be moot.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:36 | 6944461 novelator
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After all that Martin Luther King went through to de-segregate, how damn dumb do you have to be to segregate yourselves?

 

I'd call them morons, but that'd be an insult to morons.

 

 

 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:26 | 6944546 pupdog1
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Exactly. Just imagine what MLK, who was a great American leader, would think of these snot-nosed little cunts, most of whom got in on some sort of waiver, both academically and financially.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:37 | 6944466 indio007
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Why are you givig them any attention?

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:49 | 6944493 BeerMe
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Good luck to anyone that tries to read that.  I couldn't even finish their two quoted paragraphs.

Learn how to write you fucking morons!  Get to the fucking point.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:11 | 6944559 Atomizer
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The point is they're handing out degrees in Political Science dampened by a Political Correctness agenda. 

These individuals aren't employable. Will not get hired under old school business. 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 20:59 | 6944521 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Couldn't we just declare these campuses FEMA Camps and let them round the idiots up without bothering the rest of us?

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:27 | 6944531 pupdog1
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The establishment of special, segregated black-only “safe spaces” across campus, including in the central library and the school’s science building...

 

Just imagine the brouhaha if white students demanded safe white-only spaces.

I suspect that there is now just about a zero chance of a negro Oberlin graduate being hired for anything.

BTW, it's time for the massively overpaid top university administrators to instantly expel every silly bitch that makes a terrorist threat or demand.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:08 | 6944549 Porous Horace
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We demand........... A SHRUBBERY!!!!

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:24 | 6944604 Kagemusho
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Later comes the lumberjacking-via-herrings...

 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:24 | 6944607 pupdog1
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Not too expensive...

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:06 | 6944864 Chris Dakota
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we demand courses in underwater basket weaving!!

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:09 | 6944553 Yen Cross
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 My abs' get worked regularly on Z/H.

 It's no surprize that "market makers" use this site to put their mid afternoon reversals on those SPY calls. lmfao

 I love the Tylers,

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:13 | 6944572 Atomizer
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Merry Christmas Yen. 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:12 | 6944562 jo6pac
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Nothing gets better than setting color against color. They have won?

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:17 | 6944581 Atomizer
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Nope, Afro-American's doesn't look Muslim enough. Watch the new show unfold. It won't be long until they run out of old ideas failed in past. 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:18 | 6944585 shutupnsing
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nuke 'em

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:23 | 6944602 Never One Roach
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It's Officially Time to Say Goodbye to the Middle Class We Once Knew

 

 

http://www.fool.com/retirement/general/2015/12/19/its-officially-time-to...

 

"Yes we can!"

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:27 | 6944615 LastWhiteMonkey
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White supremacism is a red herring and if it ever existed, was certainly defeated in WW2, what exists today is Askenazi Supremcism.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:28 | 6944617 JD59
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Fricken BHO and the communist professors have brainwashed the American youth into total self destruction. They will only learn from their own hard life experiences, and it won't be pretty.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:34 | 6944639 fowlerja
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Sounds like some Oberlin students are having an identity crisis... here is some thoughts from Sabrina Bolin...

"I began to ask the deeper questions—not who am I, but who are we? And more importantly, what are we, collectively, here for?

The answer that came through for me was so simple, yet so profound.

Love.

We seek love because we are love. That is our identity.

When we remember how alike we are at the core, it makes figuring out who we are on the surface simply a secondary gain.

You may be questioning who you are and why you’re here and what your real identity is; after all, we all do.

Who you are is always evolving, so rather than get stuck turning inward to figure it out, I challenge you to shift your focus.

Just for today, try the below:

Every time you connect with another person today, whether it’s a stranger, colleague, loved one, or even someone who rubs you the wrong way (actually, especially if it’s someone who rubs you the wrong way), ask yourself this question:

How are we alike?

Maybe it’s as simple as the fact that you both read the same books. Or have the same views on an area of life. Or perhaps you both just love the color purple.

Or maybe you can feel deeper into it and sense that they too are seeking like you, even if they seem to have it all figured it out. Or that they also want to be seen the way you do, even if they aren’t going about it the way that you do. Or that they could use a kind word or gesture, even if they didn’t reach out and ask for it.

In that split second, think to yourself “I get you, because you’re like me.”

This thought, consciously chosen in that moment of connection, can powerfully change your perception of “who you are” in this world and ultimately transform your identity crisis to an identity awakening."

I hope this helps your thought process toward yourself and your college.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:48 | 6944686 sgorem
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"an we needz mo chikin, mo chitlinz, an moar uf dem wahtamelonz in da cafateera tooz............."

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 00:21 | 6945032 sgorem
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i don't consider this anymore obtuse or demeaning than calling me, and my race "The White Supremacist". Racism has no winners, only losers.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:02 | 6944725 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Outstanding post. I'll skip college, I'm too sensitive.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:42 | 6944669 kaboomnomic
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Yup!! Confirm!!

You put student debt at >1.3 T$? And all you get are FULL RETARD'S graduates.

Great...

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:44 | 6944676 RagnarRedux
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Stop the hate, separate. 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:05 | 6944858 Chris Dakota
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stop the hate and racisim against white people.

plus discrimination, good paying jobs won't hire whites

those jobs must go to anyone else.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:24 | 6944678 Atomizer
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My last point on this thread. During my early 20's, I lead a double life. Worked for a 300 million dollar company (incredible Income for my age) and was still in my punk rock night club scene. 

Both have passed away, Noonan and Herbert took me under their wing. They taught me more than any college could offer. 

One of the memories, they both told me they employ people that should of never acquired a degree. 

Noonan was the President of this international conglomerate. Herbert was second in command. Peter Churm was something we lost in this country. 

They were mentors of my life. Never have found anyone like them for the last 25+ years.  Always have been within the people at the correct time. Welcome to life. This new group is evil and sinister. Call them your mentoring factors if you wish. 

Peter Churm Obituary - Los Angeles, CA | Los Angeles Times

Did you notice Peter came from Miami University in Ohio? A lot of educated individuals come from OHIO. That's why the DNC wants to destroy it through free shit. That's not what was taught back in the day. New common core education antics. 

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:46 | 6944684 Chris Dakota
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It's Saturday Night, they need fried micro-chicken.

Blacks helping to move the stereotype into absolute truth.

lol

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:09 | 6944868 dvfco
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WHITE STUDENTS:  'WE DEMAND AN END TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - WE'LL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!'

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:50 | 6944696 miki
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can we have some non-whites contribute something to this civilization????????? invent something you fucking porch monkeys

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:09 | 6944732 Atomizer
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They invented the Black Friday killing at Walmart. No guns involved. 

Worker dies at LI Wal-Mart after stampede - NY Daily News

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 09:20 | 6945512 Skiprrrdog
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Now I know why they call it "Black" Friday...

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 03:20 | 6945239 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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They invented flash mobs in department stores!

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 21:56 | 6944711 SamThomas
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There used to be a well-regarded group of "historically-black" colleges and universities set up to serve the needs of African-American students.  These are 100% black (or used to be) and all the administrative and teaching positions are, by and large, filled by African-Americans already.  Schools like Howard University in Washington, D.C. are known for their academic excellence.

Since these students find schools like Oberlin so objectionable, why not just go to an all-black school?  Most of these kids self-segregate, or are insisting on "safe spaces" where they can indulge in a sort of self-imposed apartheid.  Many historically-black schools are struggling financially;  this would seem to be a win-win for both students and black institutiuons. 

And if there is any cultural aggression going on, it appears to be coming mostly from these perpetually-aggreived, entitled, self-absorbed adolescents anyway rather than the cowering white administration or the brainlessly liberal student body. 

Lastly, the writing in the manifesto stinks, which is not surprising given who composed it.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:20 | 6944765 Whatta
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Fuck, easy fix. Expel the bitchez.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:27 | 6944785 Golden Showers
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One example of liberal policy at Oberlin deals with the dorm bathrooms. “Most of the dormitory bathrooms are all-gender. I think it’s a really great thing, because splitting things up based on the gender is kind of silly, especially when some people don’t fit into that binary,” Nussenbaum said. “It felt strange for the first day or so, but I think we all adjust to it pretty fast.”

Nussenbaum’s favorite thing about attending a liberal university is the local politics. “Politically, Oberlin is somewhat unique in that we’re a very liberal campus within a big swing state,” she said. “Working toward Democratic causes here is especially rewarding because we know that our votes and political work can really make a difference. The effort that students here put into the Obama campaign last fall was really remarkable.”

She also appreciates Oberlin’s gender politics. “Another thing that I love about Oberlin’s ‘liberalness’ is its sex positivity,” she said. “I’m really glad that I go to school where people can engage in open and honest conversations about sex and sexuality, and where I can hang out on the quad in my bra on a nice day.”

Ok, I went off too soon. I think these kids are onto something. Perhaps we should try to understand them. Back in High School, I wanted to talk about sex and whip out my dick, I mean tits. My tits. Whip out my tits. Go potty with boys and girls, and, like maps and such as. I think this is worth every red cent my mommy and daddy shell out on...

Tuition and Fees

Charges for tuition, room and board, and estimated fees and expenses for a full-time degree candidate for the 2015-16 academic year are detailed below. Read more about finances and financial aid for students. The Student Accounts Fact Sheet also lists student costs for the year.

Charges:

Tuition $49,928

Standard Multi-Occupancy Room $7,080

Board $6,550

Fees $708

Total $64,266

Other Expenses:

Books $930

Personal Expenses $978

Oberlin College students are required to have health insurance coverage. Student health insurance is available for purchase at a cost of $1,075 per academic year, included in the fall term bill. Except for international students, students may elect to waive the health insurance charge if they are covered by another plan.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:34 | 6944801 IridiumRebel
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Totally worth a quarter mil before usury.
I suggest gender studies.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:54 | 6944840 Golden Showers
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Obviously this college is already a safe space for quasi-retards to twiddle their twats all day learning jazz theory, sharing bathrooms like I did with my mommy and daddy and sister, hanging out in underwear, making posters for Obama and enjoying the climate of social Marxism. During this wonderful season of magic and Yule, I'm really trying to go along with the school play.

What Oberlin is saying is that if you have $65,000 it doesn't matter if what is important to you is a fucking bathroom that ought to be in your dorm room for $7,080 before meals. And if you are going to be in a private club, you should be able to go to school butt fucking naked if you want. I want to know if I can smoke in class to stay awake during lecture, beat off when I feel like it, and find out how to get into the African and Israel slave trade to make a buck after playing Underground Railroad for 4 years.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:38 | 6944810 Gohigher
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FuckTards, walk home to wherever you came from. You have no credible power to make demands. May I recommend attending classes to learn critical business negotiation skills. And Merry Christmas.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:36 | 6944813 Joe Sixpack
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"Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, Western Civ Has Got to Go"?

morons. Can't they think of anything new?

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:50 | 6944829 Tachyon5321
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Allen Cadwallader for “the racist undertones of his course as well as the way in which he treats black Jazz because his class is focused on Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Chopin and Brahms. If they want to study Jazz they need a course on Jazz or read Analysing Jazz- A Schenkerian Approach(2009) while they wait for the protest to start.

idiots...


Sat, 12/19/2015 - 22:51 | 6944831 Tachyon5321
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Allen Cadwallader for “the racist undertones of his course as well as the way in which he treats black Jazz because his class is focused on Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Chopin and Brahms. If they want to study Jazz they need a course on Jazz or read Analysing Jazz- A Schenkerian Approach(2009) while they wait for the protest to start.

 


Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:01 | 6944850 Chris Dakota
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Media refuses to show how large the Trump crowds are. He always says to them "pan the crowd"

because the public has been so brainwashed. I can't tell you how many times people have said to

me "take your meds" about 911 or any other obvious truth. They try and make you feel crazy.

So Trump the genius is showing them "your beliefs are widely held"

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:14 | 6944879 Overpowered By Funk
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This country has weewee'd it pants.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:18 | 6944887 Kaeako
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This is a symptom of the historic demographic shift on the way in the USA. As the numbers of "European whites" tumble towards the less than 50% of the population mark, the social impulse to dismantle the order built by the "European whites" will grow stronger and stronger. For the next couple of decades life in the USA will become increasingly uncertain and dangerous.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:28 | 6944904 IridiumRebel
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Funny thing is that EuroWhites are the most racially accommodating.
As the demographic changes, racism, reverse mostly, will become more prevalent. Look at the demands. It's racism. There's no merit to what they want. If the best jazz drummer is a white person, so be it; that goes for other races too.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:39 | 6944940 Sizzurp
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These folks are really out there, and I can't help but imagine their delusions will convince them to turn very nasty at some point.  I see either war, or a tianenmen square type ending for this lot. The toxic quartet of massive debt, welfare statism, marxist propaganda, and the culturally erasing influx of cheap third world labor, has lead them down this strange spiral of disillusionment.

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:52 | 6944963 tarabel
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Heck, give em everything they want.

"Hi, I'd like to apply for this job."

"What's your GPA?"

"6.0"

"What?"

"Well, we abolished grades at Oberlin but we didn't want to make the people who had 4.0s feel bad, so we voted on a new grade format."

"Did you say: Oberlin?"

"The best, man, Oberlin's the best."

"I see, well, the position's already filled. Sorry."

"Hey, I'm the very first applicant."

"Did I say filled? I meant to say abolished."

"But, Dad..."

"Say hello to your Mom for me."

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 00:11 | 6944998 JoJoJo
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Oberlin is the shame of Ohio. Known world wide as the tutiest fruitiest beyond the  far reaches of the universe bat shoot nutso. It started out as a religious seminary/college like many Ivy League instituions but has degraded into a laughing stock of a bad experiment like most others in the poison Ivy league.  Michell Malkin did graduated from their. Still, no redemption.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 00:46 | 6945082 NordikAvenger
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High quality music school, but who needs classical music anyways? Not like it is good for the economy or anything. Art schools are such bullshit. They should be doing real jobs generating material wealth for the good of God and Country.

...and shit like that...

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:52 | 6944967 JoJoJo
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As long as they first go after their pale, white professors and administrators (only men, of course) I'm up for it. But, will the kiddies leave their in utero safe places to do this?

Sat, 12/19/2015 - 23:55 | 6944976 Son of Loki
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Stuff like this makes me really want to vote for a Democrat in the next election....

 

NOT!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 00:51 | 6945083 Reichstag Fire Dept.
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Expell the ENTIRE student body and let them riot. LOL

...then send them on an "exchange program" in Syria or Iraq.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 00:49 | 6945087 memento_mori
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Looks like Robert Mugabe is coming to the US. Finally I am going to be a trillionaire!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 01:01 | 6945097 tarabel
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You know, upon further review, I think we finally have a "reality drama" that could kick the Kardashians off the dial. Let's just put cameras everywhere at Oberlin and let America see what's really happening to their kids.

For contrast, do the same thing at, say, Hillsdale College.

And, upon further further review, why not take that young lad up on his proposal and provide slots at Oberlin to various personages who could be sentenced to attend.

"Okay, kid, it's Women's Studies at Oberlin or prison."

"I'll take Oberlin."

"We forgot to mention that you have to take a Masters."

"Prison, your honor."

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 00:59 | 6945098 SirBarksAlot
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What does this have to do with me? 

I don't get these articles you're posting this weekend.

Has there been a change in editors?  Isn't this blatant race baiting?

I don't give a shit about what some college in Ohio is doing.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 01:33 | 6945143 Fed-up with bei...
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Someone recently referred to ZH as a "rumor" website....yes, I think this sort of article belongs somewhere else.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 01:09 | 6945113 Omega_Man
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race war before it's too late... france, sweden, uk, already lost

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 01:11 | 6945114 Peruserdude
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Cissexist heteropatriarchy?

It looks like someone consumed a thesaurus and had a bad case of verbal diarrhea.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 01:18 | 6945123 orangegeek
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retarded children have spoken

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 01:51 | 6945158 MeBizarro
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Miss the old ZH that mainly stuck to economic issues and some original analysis.  Instead these kind of stories are the ones pushed to the top because they generate 5x-20x the views and comments and are usually just copy and paste from other websites.  Also have increased the amount of crappy op-ed writers who appear here who write tons of useless dogshit which is why it is so freely available. 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 02:13 | 6945179 truthalwayswinsout
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We need to put these criminal, anti American, anti Capitalist colleges and universities out of business.

About the only thing that Microsoft ever did was to create Microsoft Certification; it was an amazing success where people with Masters Degrees could not get work unless they were certified and people without college degrees were able to earn $100K per year once they became certified. We need to take that concept to encompass all forms of certifications equivalent to degrees awarded from colleges and universities.

All text books and materials can be published on the web for free. Companies can sponsor certifications for such things as electrical engineering from say General Electric, or certification in software engineering from Google, or certification in finance from a major bank. The company can sponsor the professors who create the course content and it would be required for the students after the first 20 course certifications (the basics) to gain employment in the chosen profession to finish the last 20 courses.

All that the student needs to do is to pass the 40 courses and pay the exam fees which could be $100 per exam or a total college education in 4 years for $4,000 with their working in a real company to complete the last two years at the same time they are taking and certifying the courses they need.

Once certified they would have verified proof that they know the materials in the certified field. This would take the place of a college degree and can be trusted more than a college degree because the company who hires them knows exactly what has been accomplished and that the party has also worked for two years while passing their final certifications.

Mirco-aggression enthusiasts should support such an effort and think of all the women on college campuses that won't be raped anymore because those college campuses would be obsolete. Of course, 100K's of left of left wing college professors would lose their jobs but hey do we really need 50,000 doctoral dissertations on Shakespeare every year?

A college education for $4000 and lots of real hard work; imagine that and how different the world would be......

 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 07:43 | 6945384 Atomizer
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Just wait until Obama's  illegal immigrants find out the deceptive scam. It will be hilarious to watch pissed off Muslim looking for Obama's head. 

All we can say, told ya so. Just another wave of cheap labor slavery. They will eventually leave after the Santa Claus goodies evaporate. 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 02:27 | 6945199 tumblemore
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see if we hadn't let the space program taper out over the last 50 years we could take off and nuke it from orbit.

 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 03:04 | 6945228 Atomizer
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Oberlin PC college students will group into a safe zone to obama phone another Marxist agitator to initiate another riot. As the beat goes on, this is their complacent behavior.

G Edward Griffin - More Deadly Than War - The Communist Revolution in America < --- Watch

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 03:17 | 6945236 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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I heard Oberlin has a very popular historical revisionism film class.  They are making Western genre films with Muslims in burkas and hijabs trudging westward in handcarts and camels along with the Mormons.  They include negro and Asian cowboys too for good measure. The Native Americans are a little confused by their language in one of the films.  Eubonics is hard for Apaches to understand.  But the professor said it is important to be inclusive in history and also Obama has said we aren't just a Christian nation.  So it's a win-win!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 07:25 | 6945366 Atomizer
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These schools are becoming increasingly popular as a enabler. 

Still Report #482 - State Dept. Shut Down Terror Probe - YouTube


Sun, 12/20/2015 - 03:46 | 6945257 HopefulCynic
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I absolutely love this!!!! I am witnessing the implosion of the entire corrupt educational system. I think it will be even more entertaining witnessing what follows after the debris stops falling. 

 

I have to stock up on pop corn

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 04:54 | 6945297 kanoli
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What a bunch of retards.  Ooops.  Micro-aggression.  Yeah, I said "retards".

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 05:11 | 6945306 hoyeru
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interesting how NONE, BUT NO ONE of the commentators failed to mention how the America's Middle Class has become a minority and is dissaparing. https://www.google.com/#q=America%27s+middle+class+is+a+minority

If Capitalims is such a great system why is he gap between the rich and the poor so wide? Why is the Middle Class dissapearing? https://www.google.com/#q=America%27s+middle+class+is+a+minority

I guess ignoring news that contradicts your narratives works best. Keep on sticking your heads in the sand.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 05:50 | 6945319 smacker
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The disappearing middle class has nothing to do with "capitalism" which has been taken over, corrupted and bastardised by Neo-Bolsheviks in .gov and corporatists and criminal banksters outside .gov.

The middle class are paying the price for this vast conspiracy of incompetence and corruption.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 05:26 | 6945310 Arbeit_Macht_Frei
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This would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that some of these twisted people will enter politics and will be writing the laws of the future! Society is screwed.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 07:01 | 6945358 Super Broccoli
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The establishment of special, segregated black-only “safe spaces” across campus, including in the central library and the school’s science building.

the request apartheid ?

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 07:53 | 6945397 Flagit
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Yea, I was gonna go there, but didn't feel like detracting from what they did in South Africa. Not saying it was right or wrong, but they stood up and did it.

I think the place is a shithole now. Apparently farming takes work and knowledge.

These kids couldn't open chips and soda without offending themselves.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 08:41 | 6945454 wonderatitall
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we are gonna teach them that priveledged white pussies are the best, and when we unleash a torrent of hashtags on them they will submit. and if that dont teach them we'll hold our breath until we die, that will show them and im sure p-rez pouty face will watch tee vee and know whats going on and stop killing people for our memory

 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 07:55 | 6945399 smacker
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Thereby creating black privilege.

Black-on-white raycissm.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 08:28 | 6945435 Last of the Mid...
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They're making their own case for becoming first line soldiers in the coming wars. What tools.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 09:02 | 6945479 Skiprrrdog
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#BlackTargetsMatter

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 09:41 | 6945543 Herdee
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And this refugee crisis created by American bombing of countries and the IMF turning African countries into debt slaved serfdom is resulting in high costs to western governments.Especially Euroland.The reason is that the enemies of America have figured out an economic plan to put additional pressure on the American financial system.Pay back time for the bombings of their societies.It's simple,just take everyone's money and valuables and ship them all to Europe.As we know,the Fed is backstopping the European Central Bank through swap lines.Terrorists already understand that all western governments are insolvent.You have to push them further down into the "Japan syndrome" until they implode in their own corruption.The pipeline of poor people is just starting worldwide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0CJreiS1U

 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 09:48 | 6945550 knotjammin2
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It's not the micro-aggressions that should worry you.  It's the Macro-aggressions you are creating in those of us that have to listen to your whinny fucking demands.  Soon!!!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 10:05 | 6945572 Who was that ma...
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Back in the olden days, people went to college to get smart.  Now I guess they go to college to get stupid.

Well, stupid is as stupid does.

Note to parents:  Don't send your kids to college.  They'll go in as reasonable, independent human beings and come out fucking morons unable to wipe their own ass without government permission and help.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 10:20 | 6945601 Quinvarius
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If you had any dount there was a college loan bubble, and they were handing out college money to every worthless POS on the planet, you can now rest knowing the truth.  These worthless aholes should not even be there disturbing the educational environment. 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 10:28 | 6945622 deerhunter
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We have come full circle. I recall the early 70s when we "participated" in forced bussing. Now they want apartheid. Where do we sign up? SA is becoming the new Zimbabwe. Sad.
Can't we all just get along ? Um , no apparently not. They are future members of the FFW association . Future federal workers . Good weekend to all !

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 10:41 | 6945679 Road Hazard
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Not to sound all racist BUT....... let these liberal kids attend college in a black dominated country (Nigeria, Chad, Somalia) and then come back and tell us how much white people suck. Reality is, the white race (for all the perceived bad) has conquered the entire planet and is exploring outter space. How many modern inventions and how many space misions can be attributed to Nigeria? Did a group of Afircan tribesman set out across the ocean hundreds of years ago and discover America? And when whites DID come to America, we were faced with Indians that were armed with bows and arrows and had no ocean going vessells. Don't they teach history in school/college any more? Really must freaking SUCK for entitled liberal kids now days when they read up on allllllllllllllllll the accmplishments of the white race. Sure, we enslaved some blacks (with the help of BLACK African tribal chiefs) and the jews (yes Virginia, the jews were VERY active in the slave trade). Since historic facts are near impossible to refute, I guess that's why folks are hell bent on erasing it.

 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 10:43 | 6945685 Grimaldus
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The progressive stupid, it burns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grimaldus

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 11:05 | 6945729 RagnarRedux
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Listen to a wise Zulu King!

The official king of South Africa’s Zulu tribe has announced that that country was economically, militarily, and socially better under white Afrikaner rule—and that history will judge blacks as only having destroyed everything that they had inherited from the white government.

http://newobserveronline.com/zulu-king-blacks-destroying-south-africa/

http://sbeta.iol.co.za/news/politics/king-praises-apartheid-regime-1956136

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8547621.stm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4f0INWfws0

Contrast And Compare

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Sun, 12/20/2015 - 13:58 | 6946298 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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Now that South Africa has total gun control, it is too dangerous to live there.  Home invasions are routine.  I've heard you can't go outside in Johannesburg after 5:00 pm without a body guard, especially if you are white.  They've done to an entire county what ghetto blacks do in the inner-city Projects.  And nothing gets maintained either.  They let everything go to he'll.....

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 11:09 | 6945778 rsnoble
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All these demands could be viewed as a terroristic threat.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 11:11 | 6945786 natty light
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When basic needs approach a critical situation this will vaporize; then "macroaggression" will be more of a risk.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 11:16 | 6945805 Gimp
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Global corporations are not a "white only club"  they are multi national.  Don't see any of these OC grads getting offer letters from the aforementioned.  If they get into HR ...G** help us.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 11:25 | 6945833 22winmag
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It's no secret.

 

The Nazis merged with Wall Street.

 

THe Commies merged with academia.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 12:35 | 6946037 Ban KKiller
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Nazis/Mafia merged with Wall Street. Of course they all changed their last names back in the 70's.  Now they all live in Greenwich pretending they were part of the Mayflower.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 12:14 | 6945976 EINSILVERGUY
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So if they want to rebalance the curriculum they could just offer an African American studies program over a lunch and have people "brownbag it" ( Did I just run foul of the SJW and trigger a micro Aggression). It would take about that long to go over their contributions to civilization for the last 1000 years. 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 12:33 | 6946030 _SILENCER
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College is for goddamned shitheads.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 12:57 | 6946105 Loucleve
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Oberlin is $50,000 a year, very expensive. 

everybody knows blacks in america are much better off than blacks in africa.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 13:00 | 6946114 youngman
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Jazz Players must come after waiters and bartenders in the jobs list...I did not know it paid so well...to have a degree in it...yo da man..yous got a Jazz degree....

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 13:40 | 6946249 moneybots
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"The establishment of special, segregated black-only “safe spaces” across campus, including in the central library and the school’s science building."

Wasn't segregation supposed to have ended decades ago?

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 15:44 | 6946625 4thHorseman
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Let the farce continue. The libtards are going right back to the place where they started. Segregation is good. Sue fr white only spaces and expose their hypocrisy!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 15:16 | 6946543 Vin
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Someone needs to inform these children that it's not white supremacist financial system, but a zionist supremacist financial system.  Da joos ain't white.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 15:42 | 6946623 4thHorseman
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Some may laugh and some may taunt BUT I warn you.. These are the dumbfucks that will eventually be running the country....

To stop it now, someone or group better get all of the names of these retards and make a website list complete with pictures to warn employers NOT to hire these traitors. Let them shrivel away in poverty.

Those corporations that DO hire any of them, relentlessly boycott them until these retards are fired.

Unless this is done, ameriKa WILL most certainly look like this. We are careening headlong to this place already......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk

Idiocracy, Oberlin is the cutting edge example.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 06:33 | 6947723 InnVestuhrr
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My observations on humans

1. Far too many

2. Average quality is very low, extreme low-quality is very high

A massive purge is justified to eliminate the inferior and excess.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 11:29 | 6948868 Dr_Snooz
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"'Most Liberal' US College"

 

I could have sworn UC Berzerkeley held that title.

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