Caption Contest: "And Then I Said Obamacare Would Lower Insurance Costs"
"Comedians" in cars...
or driving Miss 'Crazy'?
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If you're going that route, it's the twice honorable Mr. Corzine.
Neither did Ted Kennedy, but he knew how to swim, oh boy!
Or condoms
Merry New Year! I am Nenge Mboko from Cameroon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
"Djebouti, Djebouti, Djebouti Ha! Ahahahah."
+100 for Trading Places ref
"...and we actually called it the "Affordable Care Act"
And then I said, "If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance"
... and then I gave a no-bid contract to Halliburton cronies – just like Bush did.
Yuk, yuk, yuk......
Michelle is really Michael with a right to bare arms.
So then I says to him ... "hang on Ambassador Stephens, Hillary's got your back!"
"Ha ha ha, most Americans can't even find Kenya on a map Jerry"
Kenya?
National Geographic Roper Public Affairs
It is concerning that one in ten of those with up to a high school education cannot identify the U.S., and one in five cannot find the Pacific Ocean. Page 26.
Young Americans knowledge of the geography of the United States is only marginally better than their knowledge of other countries around the globe. Each of the participants in this survey was shown a map of the continental United States (Map D, next page) the same map used in the 2002 and 1988 surveys and asked to identify seven states.
On average, young Americans can accurately locate about half (3.4) of these states. One in five (20%) get all seven right, and just 3% can’t find any of these states on the map. Page 28.
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/roper2006/pdf/FINALReport2006GeogLitsurvey.pdf
That's because PUBLIK SKOOLS here are nothing more than a place for mom and/or the 'baby daddy' to drop they kids off for a free lunch and somebody to watch over them for about 8 hours a day.
You forgot indoctrination into the prison system and lifelong passive slave training.
AND THEN I SAID: AFFIRM instead of SWEAR when I pledged to the constitution!!
Speaking of Mulatto-care...
Jonathan ('Hans') Gruber never really got the attention he deserved for his 'supporting role' in the monstrosity known as the AHCA.
Media put the kibosh on that shit - and fast...
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/22/confirmed-white-house...
After me they've got Donald or Hillary.
Two cunts are riding in a car.
One says: Goony Goo Goo
The other says: OOo OOo OOo
Both break up laughing...
So there we were greeting the dinner guests and Michele's dick pops out,so I say - good god - I had no idea!
".......and they believed me!"
Then I told Reggie that I'd only put in the tip!
It's Bush's fault.
Good coke always makes me sneeze.
you dumb fucks voted him in....what did you expect?
How cute … you think voting matters.
The president is a puppet put there by the “Man in Charge”. Everything that has to do with Red vs Blue is by design …... you hate Obama? You like to bash him here on ZeroHedge? While all this is fun tomfoolery the joke is really on us when you realize that it is that way because our masters designed it that way.
Who’s laughing now
" I had to take the Vette because of all the people under my bus"
Then I said we are an occupied nation and only 1 citizen of out every ten million knows it. Haha fucking Haha. Not really that funny is it.
They tried to impeach Bill for getting a BJ in the Oval Office - FFS I'm giving them in there!
FUCK THESE TWO MOTHERFUCKERS, I HAVE NO CAPTION IDEAS
no worries, just tell us how you really feel.
In a few years the US will be a disarmed and impoverished burrito stand, how do you like you like your "Change" bitch?
"Imagine their looks when I pardon Corzine..from the 18th hole..."
take your hand off your dick jerry, i'll finish for ya
Fukin outstanding caption
"Take my wife, please, Rodney? You mean my hairless Wookie?"
Hahahaa oh wait!! did you say hairless?
Wigs don't count.
"And then I told Paul Ryan if he'd just get that Omnibus Spending bill through the House, that we wouldn't bring any more Muslim refugees in.....and the way it's going now, his blonde little daughters will wind up marrying one!"
...and low cost golf vacations for all.
Notice how the black guy is driving the Jew where he wants to go? And only the driver is wearing a tie too, eh.
Driving Mr. Daisy? Guess it depends on what you mean by driving...or a hole for that matter...
The wedding party we vapourized with a drone attack...
Now THAT was funny.
Two fags in a car.
2 fags, 1 car.
Both have shit eating grins...
And cinnamon rings.
I almost forgot,FUCK YOU jerry.Thats for giving Oblowme cover.
I used to spend my blogging time on a liberal website, drudge.com, at the time Obamacare was passed. The liberals were ecstatic Obamacare would save them money. The first year it was out, the moderator did indeed save money. I wonder what what that fool is thinking now.
If you want to know how monkeys behave, you have to spend time with them. That's how it was on drudge.com.
Caption: def: a title or brief explanation of an illustration , cartoon or poster
And then I told Reggie Don't worry I'll give you a reach around
"And then I told Reggie I was tired of being the catcher and that I'd be the pitcher once....."